* Posts by Vladimir Plouzhnikov

3264 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Jul 2007

Trio of 'nauts thunder towards International Space Station

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Re: They boldly go

Sorry, the link in my post above was dodgy...

Here...

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Re: They boldly go

And after taking a leak against the wheel of their bus...

Like here. :D

Boffins learn to send boredom-beating suggestions to smartphone-fondlers

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Re: Maybe it's an age thing

The "withdrawal symptoms" are there because there is a real addiction to start with. What the research misses in my opinion is that the addiction is not for just any "content" - it's for communication with others.

I doubt that pushing ads and stupid videos to a person craving for a message from a friend, lover, spouse, whoever, will do anything like making them more receptive to ads etc. Could have exactly the opposite effect...

Depends on the personality of the target, perhaps. Maybe they should screen for personality types in such research...

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As with everything else on the 'net

Porn providers will lead the way with that...

"Feeling bored? Here' a pic for ya..."

Shabby but persistent espionage group turn tables on researchers

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Could be a diversion

Let everyone relax, thinking they are dealing with obvious incompetence, while the real attack goes unnoticed until too late...

Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist

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@ Destroy All Monsters

stop driving in Mother Russia Suburbia

But... but... I just renewed my cyclist hunting licence! You know how expensive that is? So many applications and such a small quota...

@Payne: tsk, tsk, threats, I see... Well, your Romanian friend - nothing that a wheel wrench won't fix, you know...

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Re: @Vladimir Plouzhnikov

Advanced Driving course? Hmm, sounds good... These cyclists are so wiggly, they often escape at the last moment. I'm sure I could do with a better technique!

I'm sorry - I couldn't resist. :D

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Oh, no, this morning was fine - so many trucks and lorries on the roads that the cyclsists were all either mown down at the outskirts of the city or hiding in their holes. Mwahahaha.

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Re: Dear Vlad

Haha! Look, all those cyclists are coming out like worms after the recent rains :D

Cyclimorons Londinicus - an invasive species in need of pest control. LOL.

Sorry, guys, no amount of healthy lifestyle reasoning or moralising about saving the planet will turn me around. Cyclists on city roads - my sworn enemies (and I love cycling, by the way...).

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The two guys were laughing? Haha... Lucky...

I would have gotten out and knocked the wanker off his bike. Then run over his bicycle. Five times.

Google: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am – stuck in the middle of EU

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Re: and you started out with nothing

I'd rather trust a man who doesn't shout what he's found,

There's no need to sell if you're homeward bound.

If I chose a side,

He won't take me for a ride.

The Ashley Madison files – are people really this stupid?

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@Khaptain

I agree that doing something like that is asking for trouble. Also, like you, I don't understand why would anyone do it through a site like that.

What I disagree with, however - is justifying a questionable act or a crime by attacking the character of the victim.

It's like saying "I disapprove of the victim's behaviour and therefore I don't consider the perpetrator's action as damaging".

For example, imagine "victim" = woman; "perpetrator" = rapist... That doesn't sound nice, does it?

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You know, your pseudo moralistic quip reminds me of the good folks from ISIS...

"Don't blame us for cutting off that bloke's head - wouldn't have happen if he wasn't an infidel in the first place!"

UK.gov wants to stop teenagers looking at tits online. No, really

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Re: If....

Perhaps they should be blindfolded while still in the womb! Taking into account what they'll have to go through on their way out...

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As a parent

I'd be much more concerned if my sons weren't able to look at tits and more when they became interested in such things.

There is nothing in porn that can harm anyone and unless a person is interested in "extreme" porn he will not look at it except out of morbid curiosity, which, once satisfied, will no longer exist.

Cameron, you really should stop sucking up to the moral minorities, trying to impose their perversions on others...

Neil Young yanks music from streaming services: 'Worst audio in history'

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Re: I find it quite amazing....

Oh, AC, reading your words is like having a breath of fresh air :D

It's the same kind of dumb rebellion that made punk popular - "we can't play shit and we're proud of it!"

Equally, the audiopunks today: "the crappier the sound, the prouder we are! Cause - audiophiles!"

Well, let them, it's their loss.

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Re: Any audio format is only good as much as what you put in it

I agree. But I will add that any audio format is also only as good as the sound reproduction equipment used to play it.

As streaming stuff is by definition mostly played back on devices known for their crappy audio stages and speakers - even assuming that the quality of information contained in the bitstream is good, the end result will necessarily be crap.

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Re: Neil's fooling only himself

A good song is still a good song regardless of the audio quality.

A good song is still a good song even when no one is listening to it. And silence is a better and more respectful treatment for a good song than playing it in crap quality.

What streaming does (audio and video, btw) is - it lowers the plank of acceptable quality for the masses of audiochavs who do not know any better. So, crap music at crap quality for the masses - this is a dream of a nu-media executive.

I don't care for NY's Pono or him throwing toys from the pram. I don't really need anyone to tell me something I knew for decades myself...

Did speeding American manhole cover beat Sputnik into space? Top boffin speaks to El Reg

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Re: Superpowers

when the rocket it was on recently blew up.

Which one was that?

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Re: Superpowers

"that might have been the case during the Cold War, when it seems this story first appeared."

Well, that was during the Cold War I, so it's only logical that the story has been dug out and relaunched in furtherance of the Cold War II...

Sorry, say boffins, the LHC still hasn't sucked us into a black hole

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Re: Bravo

♫ The chances of anything coming from CERN were a million to one they said ♪

"I watch black holes fly south across the Autumn sky,

And one by one they disappear..."

Oi, idiot fanbois. DON'T buy this gun-shaped iPhone case, mmkay?

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Widely misunderstood item

This is simply a ticket to this year's Darwin Award competition.

Kobo Glo HD vs Amazon Kindle Paperwhite: Which one's best?

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Re: Kobo keeps you free

I find this argument specious - that Kobo is less restricting than Amazon's Kindle because more stores use the DRM which Kobo is set for.

DRM is DRM - if your Adobe access licence gets revoked your Kobo's access will be cut off from all of those stores and your books will become unreadable, most likely too.

So, the real comparison should be which system's DRM are the easiest to remove. Once they are removed it doesn't matter which store the books are coming from for either device...

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Real buttons

"unless you really like proper buttons to turn the page."

That's a real deal breaker for me - so, Kindle Voyage is the only option currently available, as far as I know. It is good though.

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Re: Kobo keeps you free

Not sure why you should be captive to Amazon with Kindle...

Also, does Kobo not have DRM? I'd find it hard to believe...

Hold my vodka, comrade – I got this: Ruskies blast supplies to the ISS

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Terminology

SpaceX's one wasn't a snafu - it was a mission gone FUBAR...

KRAKKOOM! SpaceX Falcon supply mission to ISS EXPLODES minutes after launch

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Re: Refreshing to read ... TRUTH

Nah, they're all wrong... It's Putin flying on his unicorn wot did it!

Get your WELLIES to MARS: Red Planet reveals its FROZEN BOTTOM

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Re: "Earth" is a frequency!

Frequency measurements must surely be in Beats per Apple.

Pirate MEP pranks Telegraph with holiday snap scaremongering

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Half-truth?

"The laws are there to protect you and your work from exploitation that you don’t agree with, by somebody much more powerful – such as a record company or Google."

Except that if you ever want to get paid for anything you are forced to assign your copyright to ... somebody much more powerful - such as a record company or Google.

Of course, once you've assigned the rights over - you are stuffed and she is right - the copyright used that way is then an instrument of suppression and a barrier...

UK.gov loses crucial battle in home-taping war with musicians

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Re: Home Taping Is Killing Music

Yep! And cheers to that!

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Re: Home Taping Is Killing Music

Not all is shit, thankfully. Try Monarch Trail's Skye or the latest Beardfish album... Not bad at all.

Philae warms up nicely, sends home second burst of data

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Reverse argument

"Philae, which apparently does all the science, as being male while the female Rossetta is merely there in a support role."

How about men working their tits off, doing all the hard work, while women stand in safe distance, giving them orders?

Beats loudspeaker silenced by Apple after $3bn buyout, report claims

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Re: I hope the woman in the photo gets happy soon

Oh, c'mon, stop flirting, you two!

This is a serious forum - not a dating site! :D

Why is that idiot Osbo continuing with austerity when we know it doesn't work?

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@Lodgie

Did you actually read the article or only the title?

Denon delivers low-cost DTS:X AV kit. Finally Dolby Atmos gets some competition

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Re: I like the look of that very much indeed!

Sliders? Pah! Those are rockers!

Well, at least some of them...

Nobel bro-ffin: 'Girls in the lab fall in love with me ... then start crying'

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People do fall in love

At work and, once that happens, their working relationship becomes tinted with personal aspects.

Anyone claiming it doesn't happen is either in denial or an idiot.

However, the remedy to this is not in a single-sex environment but in dealing with the particular couple as and when that happens. What specifically should be done depends on the individuals and the circumstances. Transfer one to a different lab, dismiss both, or let things remain unchanged? - these are the usual managerial choices and they haven't changed for good 100s of years. They work and they don't need reinventing the wheel.

I'm saying all this as someone who has a [very happy] personal experience with all 3 "things" as well as with having to "solve" the problem - in an office, rather than in a lab, admittedly, though.

Glass door to the ancient past FOUND ON MARS

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Re: Picture Caption

"How do they know there are algae in the crater?"

They don't. They were only sure about at least one alga being there...

Star Trek's Lt Uhura hospitalised in LA after stroke

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Where's McCoy??

CAT scans, MRI - are they primitive savages there? Did anybody call Bones??

Jurassic Part: Vertu announces lizard-skin phones

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Re: I wonder who buys these things

What's the point of that?

There is an old joke about a Russian coming back from a trip to London and saying to his friend: "hey, look - I've got this tie on Oxford Street for 50 quid, not bad, ah?" And the friend replying: "Vasiliy, you're such a schmuck - you could have bought exactly the same tie, just round the corner, for 150!"

Naked cyclists take a hard line on 'aroused' protest participant

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I am totally shocked!

That happened to him while surrounded by that mass of podgy, saggy, unhealthy looking male flesh wearing ridiculous helmets?

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Re: Where are the police?

"downloading all our metadata."

Surely, you mean "meatdata"?

Amazon reveals KiddieKindle and pocket money scheme

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Re: raise them young

I, for one, don't think this is some kind of an underhand manipulation. Sounds a pretty straightforward proposition to parents - buy a second kindle for your child and we will try to make it more enticing for the kid to read books on it. Fairly honest, as far as marketing attempts go and would be a win-win if works.

In my case, my kids still prefer multi-screen dead-tree readers for books, so it won't be an option for me just yet...

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Re: “unlike tablets, Kindle is designed just for reading”

Graham's eyes will challenge him.

Reading on an e-ink screen is by far superior than doing it on an LCD...

Spotify smashing new media paradigms with something called ‘video’

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It is a pleasure for people who like music. Those who take music as a source of rithmic background noise to accompany whatever else is it they've happened to be doing - might as well like the new "service". Poor sods :-P

Mobiles at school could be MAKING YOUR KID MORE DUMBER

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Re: Hmm

Can anyone enlighten me?

Well, basically, that means the difference is so miniscule as to be irrelevant. They are talking about an improvement in test scores by 3% or 4% (absolute) for the lowest scoring 25% of pupils even in the case where there may be a vast gap between the good and bad scoring pupils' results.

Let's say Johnny Aintgood scored 40% in a test whilst being allowed to use his smartphone for underage-drink-sex. Well, the same Johnny would have scored maybe 43%-44% with the ban.

NINTENDO assigns BOWSER to run North American sales. No, really

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Ridiculous

This is a bowser!

Jay-Z freestyle attack on Tidal's rivals leaked to Tidal's rivals

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at around the 17 minute mark.

Wow, there's at least 17 minutes of that crap?? What a waste of bandwidth and space...

You say you want a musical revolution. Actually, have three

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Experts?

Any "researchers" who talk about rap and hip hop as of a category of music disqualify themselves from being called musical experts.

And so it comes as no surprise that they have totally missed the revival of progressive music since the first decade of this century.

iPhone case uses phone's OWN SIGNAL to charge it (forever, presumably)

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What's new about it?

That was described in a fair bit of detail by Robert Heinlein in Waldo, ages ago...

What next - Magic, Inc.?

Looking at these people - so smug, as if they've built the Gay Deceiver...

OK, I know, that's enough already... :-)

Meet the man who inspired Elon Musk’s fear of the robot uprising

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When you look into all the scaremongering claims about the dangers of AIs and the doom of humanity and stuff - it all boils down to fear of an inferior half-arsed AI given too much power than that of a superior super-intelligent AI which is just so much better than humans.

So, it's really the fear of us, inept humans, making a machine too stupid to coexist with us willingly. Meh.

Look at the Avengers: TAOU - it's the manifestation of that fear. An existential threat - a robot with an AI so dumb you could make a Hollywood movie out of it...