* Posts by Pondboy

5 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Mar 2013

UK.gov dumps another £40m into unpopular SME broadband scheme

Pondboy

Re: Unaffordable leased lines

With a leased line, you're paying for the service level rather than the "speed". DSL based services often suffer performance issues and can go down for days without any comeback on the supplier. Most leased lines have a 99.99% uptime guarantee and if they do go down, the supplier has to start paying compensation so they tend to get fixed quickly. Leased lines use the national Ethernet network too which has much more resilient kit and much lower latency than the broadband network. That said, £550 for 20Mb, presumably on a 100Mb bearer does sound a bit steep. We normally charge around £300 - £400 for 30Mb on 100Mb bearer, but it really does depend on which services are available in your area.

Did you try EFM or Ethernet over FTTC? Both often work out cheaper, faster to install and still qualify for the Connection Voucher scheme.

Mystery of Guardian mobos and graphics cards which 'held Snowden files'

Pondboy

Look on the bright side...

...That's 2 less Macbooks in the world!

FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

Pondboy
Paris Hilton

Re: giga

So, how to Spaniards pronounce GIF then? It could be GIF, JIF, HIF or CIF - all very confusing.

I once went to a Chinese restaurant in the Netherlands where the waiter had a lisp. Being Chinese, he had trouble pronouncing his L's and R's, speaking Dutch he got his J's, G's and H's mixed up and the lisp pretty much screwed up his S's too. I might call him and ask how he thinks it should be pronounced.

Oh, and on the Gigabyte/Jigabyte thing - do people really say "I've got 8 Jigs of RAM???" Surely not!

Google tool lets you share data from BEYOND the GRAVE

Pondboy
WTF?

Google Lazarus

Imagine the fun you could have (in the knowledge of the confusion after your demise). The whole family would be wondering who was in the box at the funeral they went to!

<quote>

Hi Mum,

Sorry for the grief over the last couple of months.

I faked my own death to claim on the life insurance and am now living a life of luxury in outer Mongolia.

If you wan to meet up, just Google "John Smith+Jungle" - there's only a few of us.

Luv ya...

</quote>

Wealthy London NIMBYs grit teeth, welcome 'ugly' fibre cabinets

Pondboy
Meh

Abusing the legislation

According to Maria Miller and the previous Reg article, "We are putting in the essential infrastructure that will make UK businesses competitive". That's fine, but BT/OpenReach appear to have a different agenda and are conveniently using this government initiative to roll out the big green boxes to the places they make the most money, which is not "UK businesses". I have a business right in the town centre, about 500m from the exchange. FTTC will not be available for another year. I live about 1Km down the same road in a completely residential part of the town and guess what - I could get FTTC 6 months ago!. BT want this in people houses because it makes their stats look better and they make more wonga, not that I'm complaining - I get 70MB/sec download at home ;-)