* Posts by EssEll

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Sit back down, Julian Assange™, you're not going anywhere just yet

EssEll

Going nowhere

This scumbag individual is going nowhere. Ecuador are highly unlikely to give him up now. UK police are not going in after him. He's unlikely to leave the building because at some point he will have to touch UK soil and then plod will have him. Ecuador can't currently make him a diplomat, because he's not Ecuadoran. He can't come out in a diplomatic bag because he's not a document.

There will have to be some fundamental change in the law, or someone will have to back down and eat some mahoosive humble pie before this toerag goes anywhere.

(Useful, if slightly old, background here.)

UN to Five Eyes nations: Your mass surveillance is breaking the law

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Dangerous precedent

This worries me. Whatever else Snowden is, he is an alleged criminal. He stands accused of crimes against his country and he is a fugitive from justice. He has not stood trial, and yet this person seems to be suggesting that he should receive immunity from prosecution on the basis of the crimes he has allegedly committed.

Where does the line get drawn?

Microsoft: You NEED bad passwords and should re-use them a lot

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Something you have, something you know

Based on the old security premise of "something you have + something you know", I use car registration numbers. I can remember probably about 10 of them, so my notebook contains reference to "Volvo" or "Volvo+BMW". They're already a reasonably randomised collection of numbers and letters which are reasonably unique to me, my family and friends and cannot be attacked through a dictionary attack.

And yes I agree with the Microsoft guys - I use cheap throwaway passwords for unimportant sites (like The Register ;-) ) but these much more robust passwords for more critical sites.

YES: Scotland declares independence ... from the dot co dot uk empire

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Or '.com' for that matter.

EssEll

Re: how long before...

If England wanted to leave the UK would it be forced to aks [sic] Scotland, Northern Ireland or Wales?

Actually, right now, yes I'm pretty sure it would have to ask...

"Mr Scotland/Wales/Northern Ireland, Mr England here. I'm taking your central financial institution and your armed forces away from you, amongst other things. Soz. LOL".

"Aye like f*ck you are, jimmy." (I'm Scottish, I'm allowed to racially stereotype my own people.) "What are we meant tae dae? You gonna gie us some spondoolies as compensation, so we can build our own army and create our own central financial structure?"

"LOLOLOL You always were the funny one, Jock. Not my problem. TTFN!"

Something along those lines?

Do YOU work at Microsoft? Um. Are you SURE about that?

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Won't somebody think of the children?

Microsoft bashing is great fun, and I have partaken of my share of it over the years. But at the end of the day, there's potentially thousands of people who are going to be losing their jobs in what is (in the US at least) still a depressed economy.

Will be interesting to hear who ends up going, but irrespective of that I'll still have sympathy for them.

NASA: ALIENS and NEW EARTHS will be ours inside 20 years

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A spontaneous pot of petunias is about the same probability (within an acceptable margin of error) as life appearing (in the vastness of the universe multiple times). So, if we state that one can happen, we have to admit we also believe the other is likely. Are we happy to make that conclusion?

The chances of life appearing in the vastness of the universe *once* have to be as close to zero as makes no odds. The fact that life *does* exist (at least, I damn well hope so) surely means that the odds of it appearing again are significantly enhanced. Ergo, a bowl of petunias must have (by that logic) a much enhanced probability of springing into existence.

You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook... No, NO, that's the MONITOR

EssEll

Dilbert. Of course.

I have a Dilbert cartoon over my desk, the punchline of which is: "One person's inability to understand often looks like another person's inability to explain".

It's funny 'cos it's true.

In space no one can hear you scream, but Voyager 1 can hear A ROAR

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Re: Doesn't Voyager use a tape drive?

In my experience a tape drive that works from yesterday is fucking amazing.

What the world needs now is... a Bluetooth-enabled baby's dummy

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Unnecessary

"The device also has a “leash” feature. Using the app, it can be set to sound an alarm if the Pacifi gets beyond a configurable distance, typically because the child has thrown the Pacifi out of its pram"

If the child's not well, they will wake up. And scream. If the child loses their dummy, they will wake up. And scream. Then the parent will wake up. And scream.

This is an iConnected device too far, instilling fear in (usually first-time, I'll bet) parents. And yes, I have been there, done that and got the sleepless nights to prove it.

Airbus to send 1,200 TFlops of HPC goodness down the runway

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WTF?

PUE of 1.25??

I call bollocks....

Computing student jailed after failing to hand over crypto keys

EssEll

Wait a minute, pretty sure I've seen this in a film somewhere....

It's not you, it's EE: UK mobile network goes titsup, blames gremlins

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Facepalm

God help me...

...my company has just announced they're switching over to EE. Should I start looking for a new job?

Oxfam, you're full of FAIL. Leave economics to sensible bods

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Re: More from .....

I was not accusing you of being disingenuous for suggesting that only Oxfam benefited from a tax-free status, I was accusing you of being disingenuous for suggesting that it was in someway underhand.

And your pick-pocketing chugger allegory is funny, but incomplete. We - collectively - put that chugger on the street; we - collectively - knew he was going to nick our wallet; we - collectively - let him spend the money on whatever he wants.

So the next election that comes round, step up and vote for a different brand of thief.

EssEll

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"Begging me for money, not paying tax then begging my government for money paid in taxes by me is a slimy practice."

Two points: Firstly, "not paying tax" is a right given to all charities by the government and suggesting otherwise is disingenuous. Secondly (and I appreciate this is a bit of a rose tinted view) if I run a charity I'm damn well going to make sure I get my money from as many different sources as possible.

Sinclair's ZX Spectrum to LIVE AGAIN!

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I reckon people are thinking about the Spectrum and it's keyboard through the rose-tinted, horn-rimmed spectacles of history. If and when they actually get their hands on one the horrible squishy have-I-really-pressed-it-or-not memories will come flooding back.

Are you experienced? The Doctor Who assistants that SUFFERED the most

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Sarah Jane

Surprised no-one's mentioned Sarah Jane. She got hit by everything and *still* went on to have her own series.

Google: Thanks for the billions in revenue, UK. Here are your taxes, that's ... £11m

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WTF?

Quote: "If Google are paying VAT, that means they're not VAT registered" - ...nope, you lost me there.

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FAIL

Makes me want to spit

As others have said, this is perfectly within the rules, and might even be why HMRC keeps coming after the little man (or woman - but "little woman" sounds bad these days) for their £20K corporation tax. Maybe HMRC are so upset they cannot get their hands on Google's dosh that they come after Joe Schmoo with added vigour..

Oh God, defending HMRC. Someone just shoot me now.

G-Cloud overlord McDonagh gets CBE nod from Queen

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Not bad...

...for a wee fat wummin frae the south side a Glesga...

Inside Adastral: BT's Belgium-sized broadband boffinry base

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Black Helicopters

Hi tech? Only the shoes...

I worked here for a bit in the late 90s. From memory, there's a bridge linking two parts of the building. A notice was blu-tacked to the walls: "Do not pin anything into these walls as they contain asbestos".

There might have been high tech going on in the rooms (I never saw any), but the building itself is a dump.

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