* Posts by Anonymous Blowhard

1026 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Mar 2013

Biggest problem with virtual reality: It can be a little too real for people

Anonymous Blowhard
Black Helicopters

Re: "using a small tethered black hole"

"gravity plating"? This should still be locked up in Area 51; please wait patiently for your free helicopter ride to safety.

GCHQ's CESG team's crypto proposal isn't dumb, it's malicious... and I didn't notice

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: @ King Tut

GCHQ don't need to nick your phone, they can intercept the text messages.

TalkTalk offers customer £30.20 'final settlement' after crims nick £3,500

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: If that's their good will...

Their "ill will" is forcing you to remain as a customer...

Fancy flying to Mars? NASA's hiring

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: No sireee

"does Mars have pubs?"

I'm guessing that by the time they arrive, there'll be an O'Leary's on Mars...

(not strictly a pub to British Standards, but closest ISO equivalent)

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: This would be interesting

"Plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me. "

Yamaha unleashes motorcycling robot

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Trying to beat McGuinness's time around the TT circuit would make even a robot experience fear...

Work from home when the next big Windows 10 installation arrives

Anonymous Blowhard

"Or a deadbox."

You mean an Ex-Xbox?

Crash this beauty? James Bond's concept DB10 Aston debuts in Spectre

Anonymous Blowhard

"speculated as to whether it would really be possible to destroy Silicon Valley"

Could this be done by legalising US Government surveillance of customers, forcing companies to relocate somewhere else?

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Anonymous Blowhard

If only Greg could get his biceps-enhancing ray to work on his thumb, he'd be able to sell his car and hitch-hike for the rest of his life...

CISA blowup: 'Web giants sharing private info isn't about security – it's state surveillance'

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: "but there are companies by the hundreds if not thousands that want to participate in this."

Thing is, once this is law they'll start making life difficult for those who don't sign up; loss of government contracts, inexplicable decisions against them in court cases, branding them as un-American etc.

Lancashire Police warn of malware email impersonation scam

Anonymous Blowhard

"Their switching off their e-mail seems to indicate their mail server techs don't understand the concept of spoofing."

Or more likely, they just get orders from "on high" like:

"I don't know anything about spoofing, and I don't care, just turn it off!"

'Facebook for drones' Altitude Angel offers 'cloud' air traffic control

Anonymous Blowhard

What is Altitude Angels aim in this?

On the face of it, they seem to be offering a positive service, but air traffic control is only effective if it controls all aircraft and works (almost) all the time.

So the questions are:

1) How are they going to make any money?

2) Is there aim to become the de facto "Drone ATC" system, and hope that Government(s) will mandate their service?

3) If what they're doing is a public service, why isn't public money paying for this with the usual SLA in place for such a service?

Angels they may be, but the Devil is in the detail...

ARM floats power-sipping Mali-470 GPU for Internet of Things things

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Take that, other chip shops!

Our intuitive AI outperforms (most) puny humans, claims MIT

Anonymous Blowhard

"We view the Data Science Machine as a natural complement to human intelligence,"

Data Science Machine: [dreaming] Kill all humans... must kill all humans... kill all humans...

Brazilian prisoner nabbed with mobile up rear end

Anonymous Blowhard

I'm assuming that not all of the 1,200 away-day prisoners were x-rayed on return; so how did they know to check this one?

Also, did this guy not see the FAA warnings about lithium batteries? Cue "Ring of Fire"...

GCHQ can and will spy on politicos, rules tribunal

Anonymous Blowhard

"Now they know I wonder how long that will last."

The answer is at the end of this quote from 1984:

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."

And now we know who's wearing the boot...

Fiorina: I rushed out HP servers to power NSA snooping. Mwahahaha!

Anonymous Blowhard

That's nothing

Donald Trump provided natural spring water for water-boarding:

http://www.trump.com/merchandise/trump-natural-spring-water/

Here are the God-mode holes that gave TrueCrypt audit the slip

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: People still use Truecrypt and friends?

"you'll be better off just encrypting the whole drive with LUKS instead of making a Truecrypt container"

But you can use TrueCrypt for full disk (including system disk) encryption; works a treat, you can even use a single password to unlock all drives on the machine in one go (requires password caching in TrueCrypt, so is slightly less safe).

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Pfft

"Anyone using Truecrypt on windows obviously doesn't care about security that much anyway"

I think you'll find they really do care; you have to get past TrueCrypt to get to Windows, so the security or otherwise of Windows isn't as relevant as the security of TrueCrypt.

A bit like putting a petty-cash tin in a safe.

As other's have mentioned, the point of hard disk encryption is to ensure that if the disk goes missing, either through accidental loss or targeted theft, the information on the disk is still relatively secure.

NASA announcement of MAJOR MARS DISCOVERY imminent: WHAT can it be?

Anonymous Blowhard

The poll seems to be missing the "Hot Martian Princess" option:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dejah_Thoris

'We can handle politicos, OUR ISSUE IS JUDGES', shout GCHQ docs

Anonymous Blowhard

"destroying civil liberties is less of an electoral liability than accidentally allowing an unsuccessful terrorist plot to get further than it might otherwise do"

Or

"destroying civil liberties is less of an electoral liability than GCHQ publishing your browsing history"

Ofcom triples licence fees for mobile operators to £200m

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Idiots

"The licences should be nominal cost and for a single infrastructure company that resells to Retail Operators"

This sounds like "Openreach for for Mobile"; let's not go there...

Holy litigation, Batman! Custom Batmobile cars nixed by copyright

Anonymous Blowhard

OK, so they own the rights, but enforcing them in this case may reflect badly on the company; here's a better response to fans who "infringe rights to characters":

http://www.cnet.com/uk/news/r2-d2-fan-builders-hired-for-new-star-wars-film/

DC Comics should be happy that the car builders, and the fans who pay for the cars, are helping promote their product on the streets...

CHEAT! Volkswagen chief 'deeply sorry' over diesel emission test dodge

Anonymous Blowhard

Urea Injection?

Sounds like they're taking the piss...

Microsoft has developed its own Linux. Repeat. Microsoft has developed its own Linux

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: They didn't have much choice.

"Microsoft has their niche in the PC market, but it doesn't look like they will ever expand Windows very much outside of that."

Because no-one is using Exchange Server, SharePoint or SQL Server running on Windows Servers?

Blood-crazy climate mosquitoes set to ground Santa's reindeer

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Reindeer as tourist attractions

"I did ask if there was a farm shop"

Or you could go to "Mister India" in Oslo and enjoy a number 55:

http://www.mister-india.no/en/menu.html

Email reply-all cat-nado drenches Cisco inboxes with pics, memes

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: every time someone hits "reply all" a kitten dies.

Would that be using a "Kitten Stomper"?

Harry and Paul Dragons Den Kitten Stomper

Robots, schmobots. The Rise of the Machines won't leave humanity on the dole

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: However...

"No, it's the deliberate use of the technology to kill, maim and supress other human beings."

I think you've got this the wrong way round; if humans didn't have the desire to "kill, maim and supress other human beings" then there wouldn't be a market for this kind of technology. Before drones were available, they sent men in aeroplanes, before aeroplanes they sent men with guns, before guns it was men with swords and before that men with clubs; right back through time until it was the strongest man who leads the tribe rather than the smartest.

Here's a great quote from "Lord of War" that I think encapsulates the reality of weapons technology:

"Keeping track of nuclear arsenels - you'd think that be more critical to world security. But it's not. No, nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault rifles and small arms - like yours. Those nuclear weapons sit in their silos. Your AK-47, that's the real weapon of mass destruction."

Ahmed's clock wasn't a bomb, but it blew up the 'net and Zuckerberg, Obama want to meet him

Anonymous Blowhard

"Unfortunately, the information that has been made public to this point is very unbalanced"

I think it is the school and police response that seems to be very unbalanced...

Brown kid with Arab name arrested for bringing home-made clock to school

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Who's to blame

"thinking rationally is associated with being an extremist, fascist"

I think you've got that last bit reversed; the "fascist" ideology means "sticking together against outsiders" (based on the symbolism of the fasces suggesting strength through unity: a single rod is easily broken, while the bundle is difficult to break):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism

Fascism definitely doesn't encourage rational thinking, but it does explain policemen labelling every Muslim as a terrorist.

Anonymous Blowhard

"Presumably one way or another they had to verify the device was safe"

How about checking to see if there are any visible explosive substances attached? From the description I think ten seconds should have been enough.

Anonymous Blowhard

"The concern was, what was this thing built for?"

Education? Something that the Dallas police spokesperson seems to have missed...

BAN the ROBOT WHORES, says robot whore expert: 'These AREN'T BARBIES'

Anonymous Blowhard

I thought cyber dildonics was a reference to Professor Kevin Warwick?

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Ban prostitution?

It will happen around the same time as we successfully ban war and murder...

Disney's light-bulb moment: build TCP into LEDs for IoT comms

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: And we need this for..

Freaking out people who can't receive WiFi in their brains?

Also, do I have to leave the lights on all the time? How will my alarm clock connect to the Internet when I'm asleep? This doesn't seem to have been considered!

Driverless cars banished to fake Michigan 'town' until they learn to read

Anonymous Blowhard

@Kurt 4

Self driving cars are already being tested on real roads; their safety record is pretty good:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_driverless_car#Traffic_accidents

Self driving cars are now pretty much inevitable, they will be safer than human drivers because once they are developed to an acceptable level of risk then all of them will be capable of driving to the same standard. Humans have varying levels of driving competence, ranging from those who kill themselves, or someone else, within a few days of getting a license to those who drive for fifty years without having an accident.

The USA has around 30,000 fatalities a year, so the humans are already way behind on safety; I can easily imagine a time in the future when insurance companies will prefer self-drive cars over human control, and that's what will force the issue. Already a young driver in the UK will expect to pay £2000 for their first year of insurance after receiving full license; if they can get mobile in a self drive car without the cost of learning to drive or a huge insurance bill, then why would they go to the trouble?

The same argument may also apply to hire cars; why would they take on the risk of people with variable driving skills, possibly in an unfamiliar vehicle with the controls on the wrong side, when they can simple rent out a self drive vehicle for less money? I know they make a lot of money on the insurance, but those who are renting self drive cars will undercut them in the market.

Humans driving cars could soon become a leisure activity for those who are prepared to pay for the additional risk involved, and it may even become illegal to drive oneself in urban areas where the risk of an accident involving a third party is much higher.

How did jihadists hack into top UK ministerial emails if no security breach took place?

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Probably been said before

We're the People's Front of Judea!

Record-breaking cosmonaut comes back down to Earth

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Advantages?

"Are there any tax advantages to being off-planet for long periods of time?"

Freeside here we come!

The internet's Middle East problem: Who is going to do something about Whois?

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: IMHO

I would never trust the "WHOIS" to identify the "owner", and therefore the trustworthiness, of a site; so this aspect is clearly a red herring, there's no money riding on this, other than for lawyers, but as other commentards have pointed out there may be people's lives on the line.

One option could be the concept of a "trusted domain" where the owner pays more for the registry to validate credentials; if you want to be anonymous then you won't be able to apply for a "trusted domain", and this would be reflected in the WHOIS data?

Sorry Samsung, Philips, LG, Technicolor: EU upholds €1.4bn cartel fine

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"distinct cartels in the sector of cathode ray tubes"

Next up, an investigation into the telegram industry...

Financial Conduct Authority wastes £3.2m on unnecessary Oracle licences

Anonymous Blowhard

Whatever Oracle are lacking on the technical front is more than made up for by their sales people and lawyers.

Better tell Larry that the Southampton Boat Show starts tomorrow, he might have cash to spend...

http://www.southamptonboatshow.com

Cuffed Texan woman holsters loaded gun IN VAGINA

Anonymous Blowhard

Breech Birth?

"It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs."

Wouldn't that depend which way up it was?

North Korea exploits 0-day in Seoul's favourite word processor

Anonymous Blowhard

"Many outside observers say the North is at an advantage because its internet infrastructure is so small while its target's attack surface is much larger."

But, as the photograph shows, it does mean that shoulder surfing is a much greater problem in the North...

Apple's iPad Pro: We're making a Surface Pro WITH A STYLUS over Steve Jobs' DEAD BODY

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Value?

"The iPad Pro runs iOS not Mac OS. Which means no mouse pointer on screen, no need for a trackpad."

Phew, otherwise they'd have wanted another $99 for the trackpad.

Outsourcing to 'play a part' in reducing £1bn police IT bill

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Is it too late for entries to Edinburgh's funniest joke?

Outsourcing can save money where Crapita and Crap Gemini aren't in the mix...

I think that the problem is that the different police forces all want to solve the same problems independently so that there's no option to look at combining forces; after all, why have one set of highly paid leaders when you can have nearly fifty!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_police_forces_of_the_United_Kingdom

I wouldn't necessarily advocate a single force for the whole country, but some rationalisation could help reduce costs, and some forces (South Yorkshire) have been involved in so many scandals that removing them could improve morale and public support at the same time.

Well, what d'you know: Raising e-book prices doesn't raise sales

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: It's really simple

"but are they likely to sell twice as many books?"

That's the $64,000 question; as you point out, selling 1.99 times as many books for 0.5 of the price is actually a money loser. So the aim has to be to dynamically match the price to the demand; in the old paper-based model they would issue the book at £12 as a hardback, getting a small number of sales to die-hard fans who had to read it first, then after a few months it would go out in "trade" (large) paperback format at about £8 and eventually as time went on as a normal paperback at around £6.

A similar thing can be done on eBooks, but with even greater flexibility as the price can vary much more quickly and in a more granular fashion in response to demand. But only the retailer has the data to do this, which is presumably why Amazon wanted price control.

One aspect of the paper book market, missing from eBooks, is that retailers have a limit on shelf space, so eventually they want to remove stock that isn't selling and return it to the publisher. The publisher also has limited storage space so they may then either destroy the books, which costs money, or sell the books off cheap to budget book stores, thereby making a little money in the process.

As a frequent traveller and book reader I find that the Kindle makes the process a lot simpler than trying to plan how many bulky books to pack; and as a cheapskate Yorkshireman I keep an eye on the "Kindle Daily Deals" and stock up on titles that interest me for a bargain 99p (top skinflint trick here is to use Prime with non-next-day delivery to earn a pound credit for eBooks with every order with Amazon).

Drunk Japanese warrior cuffed after NINJA STRIKE on shop robot

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: It doesn't do much...

"it's just like this... great big pepper pot."

Disabled Dalek?

URRGH! Evil app WATCHES YOU WATCHING PORN, snaps your grimace

Anonymous Blowhard

Re: Cue for a song...

What's with the downvote? Don't you know the origins of the song?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_Japanese

Anonymous Blowhard

Cue for a song...

I think I'm turning Japanese

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww

Laminate this: Inside Argos' ongoing online (r)evolution

Anonymous Blowhard

Argos are a good example of a retailer who's leveraged their core strengths of location (lots of them), stock control (knowing what is where) and product range (anything that can fit in a box and sit on a shelf without deteriorating) to offer an alternative to mail order for those who "want it now" or can't get time off work to wait for a delivery at home. Good that they've been able to innovate themselves into the "Internet age"; a possible next step for them, when the technology matures, is to 3D print some products so they can increase their range of products without having to hold stock.