* Posts by Lee Hepler

1 post • joined 5 Jul 2007

Chinese women crave Bill Gates' sperm

Lee Hepler

Looks like a golden EBAY opportunity

I guess we will be seeing frozen sperm of famous people being auctioned off on EBAY now. To bad I am in my late 40's now I probably could have produced 4 or 5 products a day in my teens or early 20's and retired in 3 or 4 years. Of course you would be caught eventually but just put the money in a Swiss bank and say you spent it at the race track placing bets.

There again if I just produce one every other day now the kids will be a lot smarter than the ones Bills magic juice would have produced. You might need partners of other races to fill those black and hispanic sport figure orders.

Yet another cottage industry is born. But what should we call it? Spoogle?

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