Re: Who in the FUCK ...
What you have missed is the root cause of the chaos we have. There is a generation now out there who have no concept of security, don't case about privacy and constantly spend every waking out post or consuming inane tat that is posted on social media sites.
The whole "Internet if Things" or the "Connected Home/Car/Shed" is just an extension of the same fad. For reasons that escape me, being able to login to you heating, dishwasher or fridge is seen as a worthwhile. In this case, the dishwasher has either run or not. If it is about to run out of stuff a light comes on to tell me. I then have a box of stuff to refill it. What I don't need to do is have a message sent to me to tell me it has run out of stuff, you simply do not run these appliances buying a single sachet at a time for a single cycle.
As for the bollocks about saving energy, they amount of energy that has gone into making all the electronics required to run it will far outweigh any savings. The trouble is that it is invisible and in the rush to have the latest piece of tat (that will probably only last 3 years) only exacerbates the problem. E-Waste is a complete monster of a problem that STILL has not been tackled properly, and never will until it becomes more economic to recycle rather than create new.