* Posts by Fortycoats

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Atlassian kills God, rebrands as a mountain, a structurally unsound 'A' or a high five

Fortycoats
Facepalm

Charlie Sans?

Well, at least it's better than Comic Sans

To me that logo looks like someone being hit over the head by a frying pan......(Married Man perspective of teamwork).

Ouch, my head hurts.......

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Are Asimov's laws enough to stop AI stomping humanity?

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Re: "Zeroth Law Rebellion,"

Well the movie just borrowed the concept. It was in the book "Robots and Empire" where the zeroth law was formulated by the robot Giskard.

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Trump as US president (in Sharknado 3)? Oh Hell No!

Fortycoats

Trump and Sharknado have one thing in common on how they divide opinion:

Half of America: Oh Hell No!

Other half of America: Oh Hell Yeah!

(Note: "half" is only a rough estimate. Your mileage may vary)

A bit like Marmite in Britain, really.

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US Senators want Kaspersky shut out of military contracts

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What about Veeam?

Will they be banning Veeam Backup software, too?

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Darkness to fall over North America from a total solar eclipse

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Re: 'Snot fair

Maybe they can put that in the deal with the DUP - move the eclipse to the UK. The DUP claim to have a direct line to the man upstairs, don't they?

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Congressman drafts COVFEFE Act to preserve Trump's Twitter tantrums

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Unhappy

Backronyms

The late, great Lester would have appreciated Congressman Quigley's talent for backronyms.

PARIS, LOHAN, COVFEFE

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Ex-MI5 boss: People ask, why didn't you follow all these people ... on your radar?

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Headmaster

Re: IRA

32 counties, not 36 :-)

But you're right on the rest. Though I don't think they're targeting the Irish government. Their target is to be IN the next Irish government. The main political parties have each proved they're useless and can't run the country, so I fear the Shinners will do rather well at the next election. Taoiseach Gerry? Ugh!

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Twice-crashed HPE SANs at Oz Tax Office built for speed, not strength, and turned off error reporting

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Re: Common guy interpretation?

Zip-Ties + Fibre Cables = Bad Idea

Maybe the cable might have been slightly damaged. Not enough the cause the port to go offline, but just a weak signal. Sometimes that's hard to pick up without appropriate monitoring parameters on the SAN switch (the default thresholds might not have picked it up).

Also, the disk firmware issue can affect multiple disks at once. I saw one advisory that said after a certain amount of running time (about 3 years), some flash disks could shutdown and restart themselves. Since all disks in a SAN Array were started at the same time, it could have caused the affected pool to go offline. Prevented by installing a new disk firmware before the 3 years were up.

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Try not to scream: Ads are coming to Amazon's Alexa – and VR goggles

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For some reason, this clip from Futurama came to mind:

https://youtu.be/XPGgTy5YJ-g

Google and Amazon are probably working on it as we speak.

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London app dev wants to 'reinvent the bus'

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Joke

Re: So they're going to be big

So something like a purple triple-decker bus, which appears when you call it? And it can zoom and squeeze through London's traffic, because everything else hops out of the way. I think I saw one parked out in Leavesden. Bloke called Ern was driving it.

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Big mistake by Big Blue: Storwize initialisation USBs had malware

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Re: Forward Thinking Company

Well obviously it was a llama. I don't think you'll find a møøse in India......

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Core blimey! 10,000 per rack in startup's cloud-in-a-box

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Re: Exactly...

I imagine it's like the exhaust of the batmobile.

Just put some meat on a skewer, instant BBQ!

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Snakes and bats cause more blackouts than criminal haxors

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Re: Flying foxes

Terry Pratchett was right. The list of harmless creatures in "Fourecks" is shorter:

Some of the sheep.

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Euro Patent Office hit with wave of anti-Battistelli letters

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Flame

Next opportunity

Does the Turkish patent office have an opening at the moment? Sounds like this guy would fit right in with Erdogan and his cronies. They'd get along like a house on fire.

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Twitter app pwned by pro-Turkey hackers: Users' accounts sling 'Nazi' slurs

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Re: Turkish diplomacy

What galls me is how many Turks in Germany are pro-Erdogan. If they think he's such a great führer why are they not on the next plane to Istanbul to live in the paradise he's creating for them?

What's scary is what's happening to anti-Erdogan Turks here.There's reports of people being spied on or beaten, simply for saying they disagree with Erdogan and are voting No in this upcoming referendum. The Verfassungsschutz need to have a good look at what some turkish organisations are up to.

The comments of the turkish regime have really shown their true colours and their desperation. I hope EU companies with business interests in Turkey are considering their positions (e.g. VW/MAN has a bus factory in Ankara, MediaMarkt has plenty of stores there, too)

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Smart sex toys firm coughs up $3.75m in privacy lawsuit

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Thumb Up

Re: Did they collect...

"Is it classed as a root'er?"

Only Down Under....

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Oh, 3PAR. One moment you're gliding along. The next, you're in the rain as HPE woos Nimble

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Re: Is it my imagination

The MSA was a Compaq product. I think it was based on their Smart RAID controller for Proliant servers, just in an external box. And the EVA was based on the HSx Controller originally developed by Digital (DEC), who were acquired by Compaq, and then by HP.

Clariion was a DG product. Even today, an EMC Unity LUN identifies itself as DGC

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Kylie withdraws from Kylie trademark fight, leaving Kylie to profit from… existing?

Fortycoats

You should be so lucky.

That was especially for you.

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Could a robot vacuum cleaner monitor your data centre?

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Re: Camera

Wait until the robo-lawnmower gets a camera. Then you can watch a video of grass growing (and getting trimmed).

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Vegans furious as Bank of England admits ‘trace’ of animal fat in £5 notes

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..."none shall pass my lips" brigade who insist on different ovens/plates/forks...

try telling that to a coeliac whose "gluten-free" meal was prepared in the same area as regular pizza, bread, or other wheat containing food. Been there, done that. Not a pretty sight (or smell in the bathroom afterwards)

Or a peanut allergy sufferer who is in anaphylactic shock because they had traces of peanut on a spoon to stir their meal.

That's not religion. I know you mean the crazy fad-dieters here, they annoy me as well. Makes things really difficult for those us don't have a choice when it comes to certain types of food.

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Portsmouth bomb about to be detonated

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GB / US Bombs just as reliable

They still find plenty of unexploded ordnance across Germany. The departments charged with the safe disposal have a great name: Kampfmittelräumdienst

They defuse the bombs (mostly), then transport them to special facilities where the stuff is all placed in a big hole and blown up with a satisfying kaboom.

Some cannot be defused safely, and are detonated on site, like this one 4 years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idF3Nq11BcM

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BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones

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Obligatory Dilbert

http://dilbert.com/strip/2013-08-01

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Shopkeeper installs forecourt khazi to counter mystery Dublin dung dumper

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Devil

Re: Electified seat?

Super glue on the seat. Better survival rate. Then he can find out who it was, and why.....

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Das ist empörend: Microsoft slams umlaut for email depth charge

Fortycoats

What about Turkish?

Don't they have lots of "ü"s as well?

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Password strength meters promote piss-poor paswords

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primetime21 ?

Wow, who'd have thought Deion Sanders was so popular as a basis for a password?

Was beastmode24 on the list, too?

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Cops break up German sausage fight between pair of Neubrandenburgers

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Yep, Germans are particularly rubbish letting people off public transport. My young daughter once got stuck on a tram because some old biddy barged through the door getting on without letting anyone else off. By the time my daughter could get back to the door it had closed and the tram drove on. Luckily the next stop wasn't that far away and no harm done. But still, how rude!

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'Flying Bum's' first flight was a gas, gas, gas

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The next Ed Force One?

Will Bruce be flying this for Iron Maiden's next world tour?

Or maybe not, his song "Empire of the Clouds" was about the R101 airship, which didn't end too well.

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Robo-buses join the traffic in Helsinki

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Go

Re: 10 km/hr

Somehow that scene from Austin Powers with the Steamroller comes to mind.....

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DoJ preps criminal charges for VW over Dieselgate

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Re: double standards? @Fortycoats

Hi, the only link I had was in German. But found an english one here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/advice/diesel-recall-which-cars-are-affected-will-my-mpg-decrease-and-s/

VW were doing the most, it seems, to cheat on the test. But the others are also "optimising" their results. And yes, the tests themselves are rubbish. You never get the mileage stated in the sales blurb, not even close.

And to compare emissions, you don't want to know how much crap the average cruise ship pumps out.

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Flame

Re: double standards?

What about GM? Didn't they have problems with ignition switches, which resulted in many fatal accidents? Y'know, where people actually died (at least 124). According to Wikipedia they they coughed up $900m to Uncle Sam and about $600m compensation. So about $1.5bn total. But VW are being pushed for 10 times that amount, just for fiddling with the software? Nobody has died (directly) because of this. And it wasn't just VW. Daimler, Opel (yes, GM again), Ford, and others were also found to have "creative" software on their Diesel cars and vans.

So how to explain the difference? Could it be because VW is not American?

If they want to go after anyone, it should be the German Federal Vehicle Regulator (Kraftfahrtbundesamt - KBA). They just ignored it or let the manufacturers design the emissions tests themselves. Which shows how much clout the car lobby has in Germany - about as much as the NRA in the US.

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OK, we've got your data. But we really want to delete it ASAP

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Re: The real problem is the way bean counters work.

Oh don't get me started on the "1TB Disk for £75". Bean-counters then wonder why enterprise storage costs loads more. RAID, controllers, snapshots, compression, deduplication, replication, and all them backups, plus the cost of the people keeping it all running smoothly. (you know, the ones who are immediately blamed on the rare occasion when it doesn't).

And then there's those who won't archive/delete old data from the active database. Do you really want 5-year old data that hasn't been touched in the last 4 years clogging up your expensive All-Flash Array?

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Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

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Stop

Ye Gods!

Tea in a coffee pot????? Blasphemy! And milk in there, too? That's a paddlin' !!

Did anyone dare drink the stuff? Probably tasted of coffee..... bleugh!

Think I need a strong cuppa after the shock of reading that.

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Uber's dud private dick given a hard time by judge in stiff surge case

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WTF?

Following Uber's "business practices"

So Uber, who basically are using unlicensed taxi drivers to do the actual work, pay a private investigation firm which then goes and uses an unlicensed investigator to do the actual work?

But the latter wasn't legal, according to the Judge. So what about the former?

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Utah sheriffs blow $10,000 on smut-sniffing Labrador

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Re: That's a lot of different storage devices....

Well, Zip Drives were invented in northern Utah (Roy). I wonder why.....

This was before the days of USB or cheap CD writers.

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McDonald's says bigger fonts cooked up improved profits

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Re: McRib

Then move to Germany. Available all the time (except when they're serving breakfast. The all-day breakfast hasn't reached these shores yet)

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Is that how you define a flash array, IDC?

Fortycoats

This is all getting a bit silly.

I half-expect Graham Chapman to walk out in his Colonel costume and say "Right, stop that! It's silly" (despite the fact that the poor chap died in 1989)

Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.

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Swiss effectively disappear Alps: World's largest tunnel opens

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Re: Swiss efficiency

If you mean the Hauptbahnhof that is a black hole for public money, then I think you mean "Stuttgart 21". The opera house is indeed in Hamburg - the Elbphilharmonie. How an ugly eggbox like that can cost over €800m (and counting) is hard to comprehend. But nothing beats BER Airport.

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Burger-slinger Wendy’s admits: Cash-till data breach hit 1 in 20 outlets

Fortycoats
Coat

Where's the beef?

Mine's the one with some cash in the pockets....

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EMC re-engineers its VNX flashy boxen, puts Unity on the label

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No more Java

About time: the new GUI is HTML5, not Java-based any more. And it looks like you can do most file-operations in the GUI, instead of being forced to use SSH to a control station to do certain things. It looks like it really is a unified array, instead of Celerra-bolted-to-a-Clariion (a.k.a. VNX Unified).

But there's no in-line dedup (compression is coming soon). Expect to hear plenty about that from Pure.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge

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Re: Indeed!

And which god would that be? Jehovah, Allah, Ra, Vishnu, Zeus, Jupiter, Muad'Dib, Offler the crocodile-god, or is it really the FSM?

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Which keys should I press to enable the CockUp feature?

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Windows-L..... or else!

I used to work in an office where any unattented unlocked PC was used to send invitations to the entire team for breakfast the following morning, paid for by the "sender". This was a quick lesson in desktop security. Some were very quick on the draw (i.e. bastards), the victim was only away from their desk for a couple of minutes and BANG. It was very impressive how fast they could switch to outlook, type and send the meeting request in less then 30 seconds. Luckily I was warned of this practise on my first day. Windows-L is your friend!

Even managers got involved. It was rather ironic when we got an inivitation from a manager whose responsibilities included security (he was pranked by a fellow manager sharing his office).

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Cisco says CLI becoming interface of last resort

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Does a CLI need Java, Flash, etc.?

And some GUIs only work properly with a certain version of Browser or Java. UGH!

Not to mention browsers pestering about security settings.

OK, a well-designed and properly thought out GUI doesn't do any of those things, it just works. But I've come across way too many horrible GUIs. Or GUIs where you can't actually do everything and you need the CLI to perform certain actions (Brocade and EMC, I'm looking at you here!).

Also strongly agree with Sooty's comment on scripting and auditing. Very important, especially if you're performing changes to a production environment.

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Google robo-car backs into bendy-bus in California

Fortycoats

Re: Blind-sided?

"why they do not automate trains"

Some of the subways in Nürnberg, Germany, are driverless.

I think they have been running for almost 5 years. I haven't been on one myself, yet.

https://youtu.be/PC4GrQq04us

https://youtu.be/VKsybvoLg8U

Can't recall any accidents with them.

Plenty of airports also have automated trains between terminals, e.g. Frankfurt, Paris CDG, Denver, London Stansted.....

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German mayor's browser tabs catch him with trousers down

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Gimp

Ein bisschen Spaß muss sein.....

Frankly, I don't care whether he looks are porn while on holiday, or anywhere else in his private life, whatever sort (as long as it involves consenting adults), end of story. But if he was on an iPad paid for by the taxpayer, and if he was Data Roaming, well then there's a legitimate "public interest". Selbstbefriedigung auf Kosten der Steuerzahler? Das ist verboten!

Mind you, he was probably looking at ways to "punish" the AfD leader, Frauke Petry, who came up with the crazy suggestion of shooting at immigrants trying to cross the border.

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Three scoops 'most reliable network' crown, EE takes every other title

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Coloured Balls

When I hear rootmetrics I somehow think of coloured balls rolling down a ramp. And T-Mobile's Superbowl commercial :-)

I was sick of that Verizon ad when watching NFL Gamepass on Sundays.

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Big Ben belittled by Infosys' plans for enormous erection

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Thought the Saudis had the tallest clock tower

It's in Mecca, over 600m tall

Now THAT'S a vanity project.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraj_Al_Bait

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Hell, high water, and ice: Facebook's Dublin data center choices

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Re: Yes tax

OK, I'll bite. Ireland is an English-speaking country, for all intents and purposes. Irish might be the first official language (according to the constitution), but after having Irish forced down your throat for 13 years of school, most of us couldn't manage to string a sentence together, apart from "An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?", and possibly the words of the national anthem, but that's about it.

It might have improved in recent years. I wouldn't know: finished school in 1993, emigrated in 2002.

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Post-pub schnellnosh neckfiller: Currywurst

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Flame

Re: The Frankfurt variant - BEEF SAUSAGE !

Ooooh, that reminds me. Have to drop in to Bestworscht while I'm here in Frankfurt for the week!

But as far as Bratwurst goes, there's nothing quite like "Original Thüringer Bratwurst" from a charcoal grill. Grill-Teufel in the middle of Jena is great. Since the wife is from there, I get to sample some everytime we go to visit her parents.

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Dry those eyes, ad blockers are unlikely to kill the internet

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Re: People who use adblockers...

Agree with you werdsmith. And not just internet ads, either.

Some radio ads can be really annoying, and those companies end up on my "Do-not-buy-anything-from-these-gits" list. In fact, I don't even change the radio channel, I switch it off. Silence is better than that rubbish. So the ad-men have achieved the opposite of what they wanted.

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US Catholic Church launches app for Jesus-phone

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Angel

Will it censor "unsuitable" content on your device?

Instead of NSFW content, you'll get notices like "Careful now" or "Down with that sort of thing".

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