* Posts by WibbleMe

313 posts • joined 21 Feb 2013

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Should AI get to choose a topping in a two pizza team?

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Yorkshire Pussing Pizza?

I remember a news article about the Italian Ambasidor receiving a pizza with a poached egg on top, let's say Italy has Volcanoes. So is the AI American or European?

What would it choose for a base, deep/thin crust, stuffed crust or even Yorkshire Pussing Pizza?

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Who wants dynamic dancing animations and code in their emails? Everyone! says Google

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Dancing Chicken

25 years ago a had to submit an IT project (as a website) to two different lectures for marking, the one of the Computer Science School insisted that text uses the "blink" function or I would fail and the one from "Digital Art and Design" department instead that I would fail if I used "Blink".

But since we keep seeing articles about PC's being vulnerable malicious code in in.PGN and.JPG then we can assume all our emails will have Bitcoin mining mail ware on them from now on in the form of a dancing chicken.

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Due to Oracle being Oracle, Eclipse holds poll to rename Java EE (No, it won't be Java McJava Face)

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Jopen ... or something easy to pronounce

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MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF CARS: SpaceX parks a Tesla in orbit (just don't mention the barge)

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I bet it will still get wheel clamped!

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F-35 flight tests are being delayed by onboard software snafus

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Military .git anyone?

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Ever wondered why tech products fail so frequently? No, me neither

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Real people want humanity enhancing devices, not crap Tec that's sold in the local pound shop

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Here we go again... UK Prime Minister urges nerds to come up with magic crypto backdoors

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I would suggest that the crypto key is issued by the government that is the "country of origin" where the data is sent from or stored ie. website/email from example.com would use a SSL key/cert issue by uk.gov allowing data for the .co.uk website to be decrypted by those officials that need to access the data legally. Of course, this would be have be compulsory stopping cert providers issuing certs to data providers in another country.

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Capita's UK military recruiting system has 'glitches' admits minister

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Every time someone in my team tells me they have done a job I say to them from 20-years experience in the industry, check check and check again.

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Put down the eggnog, it's Patch Tuesday: Fix Windows boxes ASAP

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Had to re-install my Realtek audio drivers after the update today. Only did a clean build last week.

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The eagle has been grounded: Dutch anti-drone squadron retired

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To be fair it was not a bad idea, trouble is the will know the difference between a plump pigeon and drone

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Microsoft asks devs for quantum leap of faith

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Why not simply make a typescript compiler for Q# rather than asking the brains of over stretched developers to learn yet another code in their spare time.

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IT buyer? Had enough of pesky resellers cold calling? You aren't alone

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When you buy a .co.uk domain name your have to give a valid phone number, we are inundated from domain brokers 3-4 times a day despite being one ourselves. Frustrating the fact that we cannot hide personal information. Thank you Nominet.

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NiceHash diced up by hackers, thousands of Bitcoin pilfered

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You seriously had just one wallet.

Well could't you do things like a proper bank and keep peoples money stored in the form of gold bullion... of wait. lol

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No 2017 bonus for you, HPE tells employees

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If you do not get a pay rise to mach inflation then you are getting a pay cut!

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Re: I see nothing much has changed.

I work in the IT industry, when I want a pay rise I start looking for jobs and going to interviews at a different company. Leave means they have to negotiate you back and it they value me that much they will offer more than my new employer. The trouble is that directors do work like computer logic, so you need to think in a non IT way and be aggressive/pushy as possible when it comes to pay rises. It also never hurts to keep moaning to your boss about it, (like they care about you as a mate).

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Interesting picture of a burning bank note, it is illegal to deface our sterling tender.

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Abolish the Telly Tax? Fat chance, say MPs at non-binding debate

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Its not the programs its the Elitist attitudes of the people that work there.

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To fix Intel's firmware fiasco, wait for Christmas Eve or 2018

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So I'm not upgrading until 2019... oh hello AMD

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Chainmail tires re-invent the wheel to get future NASA rovers rolling

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I bet they still wont stand up to UK roads

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DNS resolver 9.9.9.9 will check requests against IBM threat database

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How to change your black ops servers IP address to Google.com or ibm.com "nano /etc/hosts" and apply new IP

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So is this going to be a force for good or just another Block you serve Mafia pretending to be an anti spam service, just because you do not pay for an office or gmail service.

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Splitting off Google Shopping wouldn't fix the pay-to-play problem

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For once I am supporting the big buy Google, having written scripts for and used the smaller comparison sites for clients it seems that are woefully over priced compared to google, perhaps this could be their problem more than they realise.

Content is king if your store has crap, it is crap.

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If your websites use WordPress, put down that coffee and upgrade to 4.8.3. Thank us later

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600 WP websites... Automatic Update plugin does it all for me. Im in bed.

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EU law bods closer to baking new 'cookie law' after battle

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The EU cookie law also called the "this is what happens when you have an unelected MORON making up laws"

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AI is worth learning and not too tricky – if you can get your head around key frameworks

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The whole point of AI is that the AI makes the framework, the coding and then your job.

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Forget One Windows, Microsoft says it's time to modernize your apps

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Here's a tip Microsoft... stop changing your apps layout (such as office) it pisses the end user off instead spend money on "Skin" to make them look awesome, clearly something lacking with the shitty metro theme, I was making blocks when I was 3.

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UK.gov not quite done with e-cigs, announces launch of new inquiry

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I have a VW Golf and its clear if the car in front is using ecigs then my car filter does not get purge them from the incoming air giving me 100% passive smoking.

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Boss visited the night shift and found a car in the data centre

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Every night was poker night.. all 20 of us for a major computer manufacture lol

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Physicists win Nobel Prize for spotting ripples in fabric of space-time

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Nukes create tachyons that travel backwards in time creating a ripple waring us of the appending apocalypses.

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WordPress has adverse reaction to Facebook's React.js licence

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Re: Wordpress doesn't use React

Wordpress spits out post as JSON with WP REST (url.com/wp-json/wp/v2/posts) and also uses .js for updates/plugins interaction

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There are so many .js platforms out there that it wont take them long to migrate to something very similar, like Angulars MIT licence as opposed to Apache License 2.0 for React.js

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Senators call for '9/11-style' commission on computer voting security

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GOIP?

As a suggestion, it has many ah but yes... however GOIP blocking for the whole server might be a good start so at least general traffic from "that country" will be given the finger

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UK attorney general plans crackdown on 'trial by social media'

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Some one worried about Democracy?

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ICO whacks Welsh biz with £350k fine for 150 million nuisance calls

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350K into 150mil goes £0.002 per call way cheaper than adwords.

We need a minimum fine act such as £1 per phone call.

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Web crash and pricing errors hit Argos

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No this has happened before with other eshops, a transaction is contractual and legally they have to honour the sale price

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Apple: Our stores are your 'town square' and a $1,000 iPhone is your 'future'

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Bwahahah.... NO!

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Facebook's music plans mean you'll never leave Facebook

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I am going to start a holiday agency offering Facebook free vacations

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Yet another AWS config fumble: Time Warner Cable exposes 4 million subscriber records

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Why mention AWS so much, the service could be hosted by a cat or AWS. Its up to the company to close all doors for their apps.

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Crushed Juicero now officially a fruitless endeavor

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Dried fruit in the supermarket anyone?

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Google has some sort of plan for not favouring its own shopping service

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At least they are not trying to pattern a corner like Amazon

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Cybersecurity world faces 'chronic shortage' of qualified staff

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Private sector pay at £80k or Government pay at £25K hummm

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Facebook won't change React.js license despite Apache developer pain

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Looks like its Angular 2 (4) with an MIT License then, thanks Google :-)

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Guess who's hiking their prices again? Come on, it's as easy as 123 Reg

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Google Domains

Amazon Rout 52

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Police camera inaction? Civil liberties group questions forces' £23m body-cam spend

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Yes the Civil Liberties of a thug that says I did not spit in the face of a police officer to the Judge, would a body camera prove this, on the same site a camera can raise the standard of policing.

There is a certain kind of person that studies Civil Liberties, the same kid of people that want to give paedophiles protection and radicalists rights to stay in the UK

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A sarcasm detector bot? That sounds absolutely brilliant. Definitely

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Im considering doing an e-petition making it a requirement for capatch to be used on all UK chat services to stop fake bots. This concept of AI must be really hurting the industry with people frighted to talk in case its just silicon.

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Brit uni builds its own supercomputer from secondhand parts

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Yes but will it play DOOM?

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Microsoft hits new low: Threatens to axe classic Paint from Windows 10

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What would our CEO's do all day?

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Breathless F-35 pilots to get oxygen boost via algorithm tweak

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Clearly someone is on laughing gass

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Amazon may still get .amazon despite govt opposition – thanks to a classic ICANN cockup

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Convenient... humm

But hang on your still going to sell the same shit on a .com as a .amazon real world people don't care

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Disneyland to become wretched hive of scum and villainy

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Al the bars have one band playing exactly the same tune over and over again

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