* Posts by TheDillinquent

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Britain's new F-35s arrive in UK as US.gov auditor sounds reliability warning klaxon

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From Wikipedia:- John Gilbert, Britain's former Minister for Defence Procurement, stated in the British House of Lords "The A400M is a complete, absolute wanking disaster, and we should be ashamed of ourselves. I have never seen such a waste of public funds in the defence field since I have been involved in it these past 40 years."

Windows 10 to force you to use Edge, even if it isn't default browser

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Facepalm

Wouldn't it be a good idea to get Edge working first?

So, Windows sets Edge as the default browser? Problem is that Edge stopped working a few weeks back (may have been earlier, hard to tell if you don't use it), it opens, does that spinny thing then closes - blink and you miss it.

And its not just me, I have tried to run Edge on 3 different completely different Win10 boxes with the same result and everyone I have spoken to about it has had the same experience.

So now we have an OS that won't let you use t'internet. Great! Is it 1980 again?

Slap visibility beacons on bikes so they can chat to auto autos, says trade body

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Facepalm

Re: Yeah... Right

Transponder

'A sledgehammer to crack a nut': Charities slam UK voter ID trials

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Big Brother

Fraud

"Is this voter ID trial more about saving on printing and postage, I wonder, than it is about voter fraud?"

No, it's a Tory attempt to disenfranchise people that at unlikely to vote for them.

So it's not about preventing voter fraud, it's about perpetrating a fraud on the voters.

Sheer luck helped prevent mid-air drone glider prang in Blighty

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Re: Gliding can be dangerous.

Shame the c**t wasn't killed.

Farage I mean.

Say goodbye to a chunk of that sweet Aruba payout, hedgies – judge

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Couldn't happen to more deserving scum...

Its about time these hedge fund clowns learnt the basics of gambling - sometimes you lose - and no amount of slimy lawyers is going to change that.

Boffins upload worm's brain into a computer, teach it tricks

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Re: As simple as that thing may be...

Actually Trump is so dumb that he's lost an inherited fortune several times and is now proceeding to fuck up a whole country.

I'll torpedo Tor weirdos, US AG storms: Feds have 'already infiltrated' darknet drug souks

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Pint

Re: Permissiveness has gone too far

"I'd like to see all those advocating drug use to be locked up as well as those who abuse and deal in drugs.

If you got your way you and a few Mormons would be the only people NOT locked up. In case you didn't know (which wouldn't surprise me) here is a list of some commonly used (currently) legal drugs:-

Alcohol

Nicotine

Caffene

Cocoa

Asprin

Paracetemol

Sugar

Ritalin

St.John's Wort

There are more but I'm bored with pointing out the bleeding obvious to idiots now.

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Trollface

Re: Single provider health care

Its that f***ing russian troll again!

California Senate OKs net neutrality law, gives FCC cold hard long stare

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Trollface

Re: If It's So Flipping Bad?

So, even El Reg is not immune to Russian trolls.

Yay, it's power play day: Conaway prays USA says 'no way' to Huawei

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Choose your spy.

So, its ok for CIA/FBI/NSA/NRA Etc. to spy on us, just as long as it's not the Chinese?

If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE

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Re: Yes and no.

Sense of humour? You're having a laugh!

But seriously, what's the evidence for that?

UK lacks engineering and tech skills to make government's industrial strategy work – report

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Re: All the jobs were sent offshore to get it for cheap....

And of course most of the best sci/tech grads get sucked up by the fintech 'industry' where they do valuable work lining the pockets of the 1%.

Quentin Tarantino in talks to make Star Trek movie

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Facepalm

Re: The recents Treks are crap. So he can't make the franchise worse.

Er.. I think he means all the post Jar-Jar Abrams crap plus the two most recent TV series.

10 years of the Kindle and the curious incident of a dog in the day-time

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FAIL

Re: Not just pictures - FOOTNOTES

Footnotes are perfectly doable and ereaders will handle them by popping up an overlaid box. The reason they are so often so poorly implemented is usually that publishers won't pay for someone to properly build and format the ebooks, preferring the cheapskate option of getting the office girl/boy to run the author's Word.doc through some bit of software that spits out a poorly formatted epub. GIGO applies here.

As with most things, the end-user experience has been sacrificed in order to save a few pennies because publishers are now run by those leeches who know the cost of everything but the value of nothing.

Why are we disappointed with the best streaming media box on the market?

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Re: Content

Terrarium - Has it all, including stuff that Big Media hasn't seen fit to make available in the UK like The Orville. You can also watch Westworld and GoT without giving anything to Sky or the Evil Aussie.

The really great thing is it just finds what you want without having to fart about with multiple subscription services.

I have it running on a Fire stick.

Apple bag-search class action sueball moves to Cali supreme court

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Re: Dear Lord!

Chump change for Apple

Chap behind Godwin's law suspends his own rule for Charlottesville fascists: 'By all means, compare them to Nazis'

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Facepalm

Tautology alert!

I call them Nazi cunts

Google, Amazon, Apple, Facebook blow massive amounts lobbying Trump administration

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Re: Wrong approach

Whats the difference?

NASA flies plane through Earthly shadow of Kuiper Belt object

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Brit prosecutors ask IT suppliers to fight over £3 USB cable tender

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Re: re The bureaucracy droid

...comes from knowing the cost of everything but not understanding value.

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Angel

Re: re The bureaucracy droid

Yep, that's what happens when you get an infestation of accountants, there is no treatment, you just have to wait til they disappear up their own arses. Unfortunately this is usually fatal to the host.

Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'

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WTF?

Re: Rainbow

Gay time cook? Is this another new Dr Who character, otherwise known as the queer temporal chef?

And, no I'm not going to butt any pictures, whatever that means.

OnePlus accused of installing cheat codes for benchmarks with new handset

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Trollface

Oneplus... no compromises. Or security updates.

I take it you don't own an OP then?

My OP3 got a whole updated OS last week, with May '17 security patch.

AI-powered dynamic pricing turns its gaze to the fuel pumps

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can improve fuel retailers' margins by around 5 per cent.

can increase motorists costs by around 5 per cent.

FTFY

Blighty's buying another 17 F-35s, confirms the American government

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Re: civilian Intercept

Yes, let the drones fight among themselves. That way no-one gets hurt.

Lib Dems pledge to end 'Orwellian' snooping powers in manifesto

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Re: shame

One thing that I always wonder is that if every country on the planet owes money then which planet is it owed to?

I have often pondered that.

Please tell me that it's not owed to the WBankers that got us into this mess in the first place. After all, didn't we borrow all that money to bail out their mates?

10Mbps universal speeds? We'll give you 30Mbps, pleads Labour in leaked manifesto

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Re: Blah blah blah Labour debts

You know it's not "corporations" that end up paying corporation tax don't you? It's the customers of those corporations.

The corporations have a choice - pay the tax out of gross profit or risk becoming less competitive by putting their prices up.

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Re: Blah blah blah Labour debts

My biggest concern is the lab parties suggestion that 70k makes you rich (I believe this was revised to 80k)

£80k was chosen because its the 95% mark, i.e. only 5% of earners will be affected, which seems fairer than the blanket tax rises promoted by the other parties.

A very Canadian approach: How net neutrality rules reflect a country's true nature

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Re: there aren't any derogatory terms used by Canadians to describe their continental cousins

Septics (Cockney rhyming slang) - cos they're full of ......

This week's top token gesture: Google Chrome chokes energy-hungry background tabs

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Re: Another way to save that energy

The most efficient course would be to turn off your own device and try talking to people instead

Not so efficient if the people you want to talk to are hundreds of miles away.

NHS patient letters meant for GPs went undelivered for years

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'Mistakenly stored it in a warehouse' my arse!

So who is this mysterious 'firm tasked with arranging the delivery of internal NHS correspondence' that 'mistakenly stored it in a warehouse' stashed it away hoping no-one would notice until after they had done a runner with the money?

High tides: Boffins spy on dolphins baked on poisonous piscines

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Trollface

Re: Not new, AFAIK

Hey Frumious, If you'd bothered to read the article rather than just trolling you would have seen this paragraph:-

"In a BBC documentary Dolphins – Spy in the Pod, underwater camera crews filmed pods of dolphins chewing on the fish and playing “pass the puffer around,” according to Krista Nicholson, a PhD student at Murdoch University. It appears to be evidence of recreational drug use by dolphins."

Who's behind the Kodi TV streaming stick crackdown?

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Facepalm

Re: Said it before, will say it again

If you've got a decent AV system at home WTF would you ever go to the flicks where there are noisy kids, overpriced snacks, poor seating positions, crowds, overenthusiastic aircon and a 15 mile round trip to contend with? Not to mention the multiplex lottery where you could end up watching the film you paid good money to see from the back of an auditorium with a screen the size of an iPhone.

Whats more they won't let you smoke, drink beer, chat with your mates or snog your bird and won't pause while you can go to the fridge/bog.

Cinemas are so 20th century!

Motivational speaker in the slammer after HPE applies for court order

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Re: Classic sociopath

Sage or HP?

Britain collects new naval tanker a mere 18 months late

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Trollface

Re: Maggy what have we done... @Hans1

Please don't feed this troll any more.

UK's lords want more details on adult website check plans

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Childcatcher

Good news for VPN providers.

Given the popularity of pron sites, and the inconvenience of having to stop what you're doing to verify your age, I can see an upsurge in UK VPN adoption being the most likely outcome.

This would have the added benefit of overriding all the other UK net censorship

Facebook pimping for politicos despite fake news 'purge'

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FBP

Another reason to use a FB ad blocker:- http://www.fbpurity.com/install.htm?v=17.2.0

Apple vs. Samsung goes back to court, again, to re-assess the value of a rounded corner

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Facepalm

Re: Ah, yes the Apple idea

So, how many Apple geniuses did it take to think up a rounded rectangle? Its one of those ideas where you think, 'brilliant, how come no-one thought of that before?'. To think, before the iPhony all rectangles had pointy corners like playing cards. Oh, wait...

Reg straps on goggles from upstart that wants to 'democratize' VR

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Holmes

the product was complete and ready to go...

Really? Looks like a gaffer taped lashup to me.

BBC surrenders 'linear' exclusivity to compete with binge-watch Netflix

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Pint

Re: End of the TV Licence

Actually 40p a day is good value as it stops UK TV degenerating into the into the unwatchable unholy shitmess that passes for FTV TV in most of the rest of the world. And there are no ads.

No wonder The Evil Aussie does everything he can to undermine the Beeb.

Auntie may not be perfect but she's OUR Auntie.

FM now stands for 'fleeting mortality' in Norway

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Re: DAB+ DrXym

Er.... lots of cash for those selling off the spectrum to telecos?

Forget aircraft – now cretins are laser-blinding ferry boat crewmen

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Re: Christmas Decorations

I rather suspect that most of the reported 'laser incidents' are accidental rather than malicious. To do any real damage (i.e. not just claimed injury for insurance purposes) a high power laser would have to be held on target for more than a few milliseconds.

As most freely available LPs are in the milliwatt class and given the difficulty of holding a beam on target at anything over a few metres distance I think that the dangers have been exaggerated.

The evidence seems to support this. With than 5,352 lasering incidents recorded in 2015 if there was any real danger one would have expected at least some of these to have real repercussions.

No Soylent for Santa after key ingredient supply is choked off

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Its an elf & safety issue.

Privacy is theft! Dave Eggers' big-screen takedown of Google and Facebook emerges

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Trollface

Re: Mix of google/facebook

You forgot Banks, although he hasn't written much recently.

Inventor of McDonald's iconic Big Mac dies

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Re: Sandwich getting paid...

Wellingtons are actually very tasty, well the beef ones are.

Reg man 0: Japanese electronic toilet 1

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Big Brother

Re: Here I encountered the first of many problems. The labels were entirely in Japanese.

Anal-ytics?

Facebook Fake News won it for Trump? That's a Zombie theory

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Bernie would have trounced Trump but sadly the Democrats were too busy pushing the Clinton agenda.

My Nest smoke alarm was great … right up to the point it went nuts

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reach out to Nest Support 24/7?

In the old days you could phone support

High rear end winds cause F-35A ground engine fire

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Anyone want to buy an F35?

Then buy a plot of land and wait...

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