* Posts by Doctor Evil

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Toyota admits its engines are overrated – by its own power testing software

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Re: ディーゼルゲート

"Only one more use of -gate should be tolerated- when Mr Musk messes up we have to have an Elongate!"

That's really stretching the metaphor beyond its elastic limit!

Man admits to paying magician $150 to create anti-Biden robocall

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Action!

"This is a way for me to make a difference, and I have," Kramer told NBC News. "For $500, I got about $5 million worth of action, whether that be media attention or regulatory action."

Some lines should never be crossed. This is one of them. I hope he gets more action than he bargained for -- a couple of years worth.

"If a House oversight committee wants me to testify, I'm going to demand they put it on TV because I know more than them."

Of course you do, buddy, of course you do. Idiot.

U-Haul tells 67K customers that cyber-crooks drove away with their personal info

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Facepalm

Wot, again?!?

Really?

I was contacted after U-Haul's last breach in Sep 2022. I'm still nervously monitoring my credit score for unexpected changes (nothing, so far). But ... here we go again!

Really wishing I'd just borrowed a truck from a friend!

OpenAI's GPT-4 finally meets its match: Scots Gaelic smashes safety guardrails

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Re: Back in the day

"Note that one Japanese suicide cult made sarin twice, so it's easily made even by idiots; the first time they turned it loose no one noticed, so the second time they did it in a subway train. People noticed."

The eight people who died "the first time they turned it loose" would beg to differ with your definition of "no one noticed".

Robots with a 'Berliner Schnauze' may appear more trustworthy to locals

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Re: humour is something Germans notoriously struggle with

Zwei Peanuts vas valking down die Strasse.

Und van vas assaulted ... (Peanut).

Simon Willison interview: AI software still needs the human touch

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runs vs. doesn't run

"I have a hunch that programmers, software engineers, are the group best served by this technology right now. We get the most benefit from it. And part of the reason for that is that these things are notorious for hallucinating. They'll just make stuff up. If they hallucinate code, and you run the code, and it doesn't work, then you've kind of fact checked it."

I think the real problems might arise if the LLM has hallucinated code and it does run. Now you've got a thornier problem on several fronts: does it produce correct results in all cases; does it handle edge-case inputs correctly; does it behave appropriately when an error is thrown; etc.

The hardest bugs to find seem to be the ones where the code compiles and runs -- but not always correctly. And now you're picking through someone (or something) else's code, trying to fully understand the underlying logic ...

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moral vs. legal

"There's the moral, ethical side and there's a legal side and they're not necessarily the same thing, you know. Things could be legal and still feel wrong."

Do you really think that will stop -- has ever stopped -- a corporation when it's standing in the way of profits? "Don't be evil" ...

Tech support done bad sure makes it hard to do tech support good

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Re: The easiest way to make a small fortune on the Stock Market .....

Reminds me of Michael Lewis' excellent book, "Flash Boys", which describes the absurd lengths (and expense) gone to in order to save milliseconds on market information transmission -- and what nefarious uses those milliseconds were then put to. Great read!

Danish techies claim they can predict your next move (and your last)

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Bang on!

OMG they're absolutely right! They predicted I was going to laugh uproariously and move on without giving this any further serious consideration! I'll be damned ...

Microsoft prescribes command-line surgery for HP Smart app malady

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"Fix"?

How many here believe that this troubleshooter will run flawlessly and without causing any further problems?

<crickets>

Pakistani politician deepfakes himself to deliver a speech from behind bars

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Coat

AI-synthesized stump speech?

I mean, is that really cricket, Mr. Khan?

Amazon on the hook for predictably revolting use of concealed clothes hook spy cam

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Unhappy

WTF?

There may be a legitimate use for such a device -- but there are so many opportunities for abuse that such use should probably be tightly controlled/monitored. I just hope (a) that the homeowner carries the principal liability for the harms done and (b) that the actual product manufacturer is also being sued in addition to Amazon. And I hope that nobody involved gets off at all. This is scurrilous!

DevTernity conference collapses amid claims women speakers were faked

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Cancel!

If Anna Boyko isn't going to be there, then that's it; I'm not fucking going either!

Control Altman delete: OpenAI fires CEO, chairman quits

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Cojones!

It looks like OpenAI spoke too soon: after Altman was fired, Brockman announced he too would be leaving the business. He was president as well as chairman of the board.

"After learning today's news, this is the message I sent to the OpenAI team," he said on social media.

"I'm super proud of what we've all built together [...]

But based on today's news, I quit."

Ballsy move!

Lawyer guilty of arrogance after ignoring tech support

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I pointed out that she was clicking on the screenshot she'd taken earlier and the actual button was behind it. Ticket resolved.

Fair enough -- but I'll be the first to admit that I've caught myself clicking on some application's "close window" X in the upper-right corner ... only to realize belatedly that it was on the screenshot I'd taken and forwarded earlier. Face palm!

Fujitsu-backed FDK claims nickel zinc batteries ready for use in UPSes

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Well, sure, but a lead-acid battery weighs about 17 kg (thank you, Google!), so in a car weighing around 1500 kg, we're talking about 1.1% of the total weight -- so say you save half of that or 0.5% ... I'm not sure you'd ever notice it.

Now in an industrial lift-truck (forklift) where the lead-acid batteries weight something like 1500 kg, this will be more significant -- but then, in that application you generally want the battery to weigh more because it's also the ballast for the truck.

So perhaps stationary applications are best for this technology?

UnitedHealthcare's broken AI denied seniors' medical claims, lawsuit alleges

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This was predicted!

Holy carp!

I've finally gotten around to reading Cory Doctorow's excellent "Radicalized", a collection of 4 science fiction novellas, and the eponymous tale describes exactly this scenario!

Of course, in the book, victims are "radicalized", taking matters into their own hands rather than banding together to launch a class action suit -- but still! Prescient!

(And highly recommended.)

Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained

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Re: Is it 'Excel is dead' time again?

"I sort of hope I never live to see flying cars."

Sorry -- too late!

Musk's first year as Twitter's Dear Leader is nigh

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Re: Sharks with fricking lasers

Oy!

95% of NFTs now totally worthless, say researchers

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Re: “Now”?

Upvoted for the typo (deliberately made or not)

Bombshell biography: Fearing nuclear war, Musk blocked Starlink to stymie Ukraine attack on Russia

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Re: So Musk has blood on his hands

"The war will not be over until Russia is willing to admit defeat. Not that it ever will actually 'admit defeat', but it needs to get its collective head and spirit into a space where it can admit that as a possibility."

May I suggest ... up its own anus, where it is dark enough to allow for a thorough self-examination.

The price of freedom turned out to be an afternoon of tech panic

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Re: D'oh

Well, yes ... [sheepishly]

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Re: D'oh

I think anyone who's ever done any length stint in IT probably needs a pint or several to again repress all the memories of the myriad of tortured use cases Excel has been forced to serve.

Compositional petroleum reservoir simulation (using several linked spreadsheets plus custom add-ins). Yikes!

ChatGPT's odds of getting code questions correct are worse than a coin flip

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MO

"The way ChatGPT confidently conveys insightful information (even when the information is incorrect) gains user trust, which causes them to prefer the incorrect answer."

Isn't that pretty much the way a con artist operates too?

NASA mistakenly severs communication to Voyager 2

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Auto-correcting antenna aiming! Amazing!

Hats off to the steely-eyed rocket men who considered the possibility that this might be a useful capability. In case, you know, somebody were to screw up and send Voyager an incorrect antenna-aiming command sequence. Which, of course, would never happen ...

Mint 21.2 is desktop Linux without the faff

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Re: The best

"Installing Linux in essentially a life saver and prevents e-waste."

This, in spades!

I have an ancient (probably 15 year-old) Acer laptop which happens to have been equipped with a 64-bit dual-core processor. I ran XP on it until that was no longer even remotely feasible. Then I installed Mint, have gone through 2 version upgrades since, and it's still going strong today. Even with the HDD and relatively limited (4 GB) RAM, its performance is quite acceptable as a second machine for playing around on. My antediluvian HP printers (a laser and an inkjet) are supported just as well as my modern router. As someone else pointed out below: yes, it does take a long time to boot from cold -- but waking it up from sleep to ready is almost as fast as my year-old Acer Predator running under W10. Amazing!

And the version name: Vict-o-o-o-ria! Vict-o-o-o-ria! Victoria, Victoria!

After decades contributing to science, John Goodenough powers down

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Joke

Really sure he's absolutely gone?

Has anybody tried shorting the terminals to see if he can be revived?

Alphabet, Bharti Airtel to bridge India's digital divide with frickin' laser beams

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One simple request

Dr Evil would be proud

I am!

Missing Titan sub likely destroyed in implosion, no survivors

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Re: A fitting epitaph

"Space exploration, for example, has always understood that in order to make progress there will inevitably be some loss of life. Despite this, space exploration has by and large been subject to the most rigorous processes for minimizing risk. Also all those risking their lives have been seasoned professionals who fully understood the risks."

Well, maybe? I wonder how much Christa McAuliffe understood of the real risks to the craft she was riding to space? Not that school teachers aren't as bright as anyone else, but they're not (usually) engineers either.

Meet TeamT5, the Taiwanese infosec outfit taking on Beijing and defeating its smears

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Heroes!

Texas judge demands lawyers declare AI-generated docs

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Pot, meet Kettle?

"[...] Unbound by any sense of duty, honor, or justice, such programs act according to [...]"

Pretty much how every lawyer I've ever had to deal with has acted too ...

NASA names astronauts picked for next Artemis Moon test flight

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"'proud, happy, or thrilled'

You sound like the astronauts' wives in Apollo 13, trying to hit the right reactions for the media."

I thought that line was ftom "The Right Stuff", but maybe I'm conflating the two. Both great films!

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Joke

Re: what do you call...

"...a Canadian in space?"

A Cannaut

(sorry!)

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Re: When the Apollo crews were always all white men

"Were those the "best available options"?"

No, of course not. They had some of the best available options (female mathematicians of colour) in the back room, doing the calculations that allowed those missions to succeed.

It's a crying shame that NASA didn't see fit to train one or two of them up and send them aloft (nothing would focus the mind more on getting the numbers right than also getting to ride along), but those were the times that were.

Bank rewrote ads for infosec jobs to stop scaring away women

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Joke

Re: Autistic People too

Well, I don't have any knowledge of C+ (never heard of it, in fact). I only have C++, so right there I'm disqualified and I don't think I'll bother applying.

Who writes Linux and open source software?

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Not bloody likely!

So, Mr. Vaughan-Nichols, you think Microsoft have changed their spots, do you? Tell me, what's this all about, then?

Microsoft is checking everyone's bags for unsupported Office installs

https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/21/microsoft_office_count_update/

No, it's not my dad's Microsoft, because I'm old enough to be your dad and I was writing programs on punch cards before there was a Microsoft.

British monarchy goes after Twitter, alleges rent not paid for UK base

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Re: So, his "genius" is mainly..

Upvoted for "duck-billed platitudes'. Well turned, sir!

McDonald's pulls plug on Wi-Fi, starts playing classical music to soothe yobs

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Joke

Re: Classical music calms?

"I would suggest a loop tape of something by Kylie Minogue, like Locomotion. A few times around of that ought to disperse the crowd..."

Yabut ... they don't want to repel everyone!

Truck-size asteroid makes one of the tightest fly-bys of Earth ever recorded

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Re: Fortunately,

Dan Quayle? Really? I wouldn't have thought him capable of thinking. Golfing, yes, but thinking? Rationally? And coherently?

Home Depot sent my email, details of stuff I bought to Meta, customer complains

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Pint

Re: Laziness and impatience saves the day

Came here to say the same thing; upvoted you instead. Have one of these on me (maybe a Big Rock Trad?)

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Re: Annnnnnnd...

"But even when I pay with cash, many retailers will ask for a mobile phone number. Well, they don't really ask, while staring at the register they intone "What's your mobile number?" in a demanding tone of voice that assumes compliance. I've noticed that people automatically comply. But when I respond "No", there's usually a bit of comic relief when they hesitate, frown at me, and say it's for their rewards program or something like that. After a brief argument they give up.?"

They want a number? Give them a number ... any old number you can make up on the spot: yours, varied by a single digit, or a completely unrelated string of the appropriate number of digits, or anything in between. There: request satisfied with no need for argument or raised blood pressure. No privacy violation either. And it's not as if they're going to immediately call or text the number to test it. The cashiers are given their script and have to follow it -- but feel free to salt their data. I've done it for years.

FAA grounds all US departures after NOTAM goes down

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Re: Just after Patch Tuesday? Hmmm.

For the curious ...

https://www.faa.gov/sites/faa.gov/files/about/initiatives/notam/what_is_a_notam/Pilots_NOTAM_primer_for_2021.pdf

Example (from the reference):

IAP LOS ANGELES INTL, Los Angeles, CA. RNAV (GPS) Y RWY 24L, AMDT 5... LPV DA 628/ HAT 505 ALL CATS, VISIBILITY ALL CATS RVR 6000. LNAV/VNAV DA 632/ HAT 509 ALL CATS. TEMPORARY CRANE 342 MSL 5513FT EAST OF RWY 24L (2016-AWP-6554-OE

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Re: Just after Patch Tuesday? Hmmm.

"I'm betting a 2000s era IBM mainframe emulating a 1980s IBM mainframe running an IBM mainframe OS from the 60s with an app written in System360 Assembly"

And if you've ever actually read a NOTAM, you would believe this to be true. They look as though they're intended to be distributed via teletype (as they probably once were?), character-limited to minimize the cost of transmission.

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Coat

Re: "but which aren't known about enough in advance to publicize by other means"

My wife came up with that "Notice to Pilots" independently over coffee this morning -- except she suggested that they be called "PIlot NOTification" (or PINOT), with coloured suffixes for the gravity of the situation being notified about: you know, PINOT noir for life-and-death type stuff, PINOT blanc for more nice-to-know information, ...

I mulled it over while having my toast.

Cheers everyone!

(I'll get my own coat, thanks. It's the leather bomber with the aviators in the pocket.)

Twitter data dump: 200m+ account database now free to download

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Uh-huh, right

So, the breach dump file is inaccessible without first registering/logging in. All they want is a username, password (hopefully not re-used, right?), and an email address. And then you can have access to the data.

Except ... I don't know who's behind breached.vc -- so why would I trust them? What a great way to harvest live/active email accounts, possibly with a useful password (for the lazy).

Anyone else want to be the guinea pig here?.

Patients wrongly told they've got cancer in SMS snafu

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computer-related

"This was an isolated computer-related error for which we are extremely regretful, and steps are being taken to prevent a reoccurrence."

Well, of course it was.

Except, you know, computers do what they're told and rarely make such mistakes of their own volition. So there's someone responsible behind the scenes, and that person should probably be answerable for it, to explain how this happened and specifically what steps are being taken to "prevent a reoccurrence".

Techies try to bypass damaged UPS, send 380V into air traffic system

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Re: What The People are Saying

“Maybe now they will consider moving to cloud.evil. Isn’t that right Mr. Bigglesworth?” Dr. Evil, Cloud CTO

I cannot recall saying that, but it does sound like me.

FTX's Sam Bankman-Fried charged with fraud by just about everyone

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Casino rules?

Maybe they should just apply the same rules to the crypto sector that already apply to casinos. There's a lot of commonality there:

- it exists outside of the conventional financial system

- it's an out-and-ouit gamble (ok: speculation)

- the house always wins

- organized crime takes a real interest in it

Hmmm.

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Telling the truth?

"We allege that Sam Bankman-Fried built a house of cards on a foundation of deception while telling investors that it was one of the safest buildings in crypto," said SEC chairman Gary Gensler in a statement.

You know, those two elements aren't necessarily contradictory and SBF was well-positioned to know that. Not that FTX wasn't a house of cards, but the crypto sector could, in fact, be so unsafe that it would make putting money into a Ponzi scheme look like a hedge.

/s

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