* Posts by Handlebars

8 posts • joined 29 Jan 2013

Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?

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'creates relationships with customers' eh? I'd heard MBA means Married but Available.

Someone's spreading an MBR-trashing copy of the Christchurch killer's 'manifesto' – and we're OK with this, maybe?

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Re: A meme-laden soup of troll-tastic nihilistic nonsense

If it's meme-laden, does that mean it's automatically illegal in the EU?

Correction: Last month, we called Zuckerberg a moron. We apologize. In fact, he and Facebook are a fscking disgrace

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Has Nick Clegg said sorry about this yet?

If Shadow Home Sec Diane Abbott can be reeled in by phishers, truly no one is safe

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Re: Eh?

That's a bit unfair as health secretary Matt Hancock has his very own app.

UK.gov to press ahead with online smut checks (but expects £10m in legals in year 1)

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Re: Government doesn't want a repeat of the Labour vote loss

Both eclipsed by the Chelsea flower show though. We know what really matters.

TV Licensing admits: We directed 25,000 people to send their bank details in the clear

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hopeless

Years ago i used to get letters demanding i get a licence, addressed to the same name and address as printed on my licence.

More recently I got a letter saying my licence was about to expire, which was odd as I cancelled the licence and direct debit ages ago as I no longer needed it.

US Marine Corps launches hacker support unit

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MCCYWG

The 'Merkins now have a Mucky Wig

Huddled immigrant masses face 'British values' quiz

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NHS access rules

Migrants from anywhere can use the NHS, they have to prove that they have the right to live here, and that they are currently living here. visitors are barred, as are illegal migrants.

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