* Posts by Brian Miller

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Google's Project Glass headman answers most pressing question: 'Why?'

Brian Miller
WTF?

"It sees the world and can eventually smell the world."

Considering how many people chatter on their phones while on the toilet ... EEEEEWWW!!!

When phones transmit smells, I am definitely going to turn that feature off.

Thought the PC market couldn't get any worse? HAH! Think again

Brian Miller

Re: But with the advent of touch ... we will see a rebound in traditional notebooks

If it was the advent of "grope" instead of "touch" you'd see sales soar through the roof!

Really, I'm not surprised that sales aren't going anywhere. I have two notebooks, a Toshiba from 2006-ish and a Lenovo from 2009-ish. I recently loaded the Toshiba with Ubuntu, and the Android SDK runs just fine. The Lenovo is still going strong with XP, and I haven't decided yet to reload it next year with Windows or a Linux build. There's no point in buying a new machine as long as the old one is more than responsive enough for my needs. I'm planning on buying a Mac, but that's only for iOS development.

Intel ships high-powered C++ compiler for native Android apps

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SNAG!!!

Really, why not? Chuck in your email address, and that's it. There's nothing more to it. What geek turns up his/her nose at a compiler?

Now I just need a phone running Android with an Intel processor...

Samsung sets Sept 4 for Galaxy Gear smartwatch showoff

Brian Miller

Re: Maybe

The manufacturers are trying to turn us into walking antenna towers! Cell phone: radio for cell network, radio for WiFi, radio for Bluetooth; headset: radio for Bluetooth; watch: radio for Bluetooth; smart glasses: radio for Bluetooth.

That's six radio transmitters on your person. Isn't that rather a lot?

Google cursed its own phones with wacked Wi-Fi, say Nexus users

Brian Miller
Alien

Re: Welcome to the wonderful world of Linux

See, that's why everybody needed the Ubuntu phone! You always need a full development system with your Linux distro installation.

git clone ....

make

make install

make clean

See? No compatibility issues at all! And if there is one, you have the source code right there to fix it yourself.

Lenovo to ship all new PCs with Start Menu replacement

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Re: ¿Malware?

When I first got my Lenovo notebook a few years ago, the "value added" apps weren't compatible with Visual Studio 2005. I had to uninstall a lot of Lenovo's apps for Visual Studio to behave properly. Also, after I installed Kaspersky and ran a scan, it reported that the Lenovo apps exhibited rootkit-like behavior.

Comforting, huh?

Ubuntu Edge crowdsauce cash stash comes up short

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Re: $12.8M is damn impressive...

It's impressive, but how many people didn't sign on who, like me, figured that they'd never make their goal? If it had looked like they would have been close, I would have jumped on it in a heartbeat. But to fund that goal, they'd have needed over 40,000 Linux enthusiasts. And yes, that means people for whom "root" is their name, "make" is just how things are done, "C" is not just a letter of the alphabet, and "Bourne" isn't a secret agent.

I do hope that Shuttleworth will restart the project, but with a lower funding goal, because I would like to have one of those phones.

Taiwanese spill on Zuck's racks: Servers powering Facebook REVEALED

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Re: FCC?

Oh, it's easy to research it as a private citizen. That's been done and published. You don't monitor the servers, you monitor the LCD screens. Modern CPUs are running in multiple gigaherz using multiple cores, so the RFI would be worthless for monitoring. Yes, such things could be done in the days of the 6502, 6809, 68000 et al, but once CPUs got out-of-order execution and instruction caching, it was all over. After all, if you can't tell what's going on inside the chip when you have full bus access with a HP data analyzer, don't expect the NSA to do it from a block away.

And as far as sabotage, compare a saboteur vs knuckle-head developers. Who produces more down time?

Brian Miller

Re: FCC?

What jurisdiction does the FCC have in Taiwan? None, I bet. And if the servers were in the US, I can assure you that a huge datacenter like that would be irrelevant to the FCC. The machines aren't actually broadcasting anything, and outside of the building a flaky street light would probably generate more RFI than those machines inside a metal building.

Amazon DISAPPEARS from internet

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Re: I heard..

Actually, that's a good way to screw everything up on a large system. If something doesn't support the instantaneous load of EVERYTHING coming up at once, then you'll have a repeated load failover. Imagine 5000 machines coming up at once, and all of them have the same DNS rotation. One DNS is slammed into oblivion, then they all synchronously jump to the next DNS server which is slammed into oblivion, etc. Eventually somebody gets the bright idea of shutting down most of them, and turning them on a few at a time.

I have no idea what's gone on this time around, though. Good to see it didn't last too long.

IT now 10 percent of world's electricity consumption, report finds

Brian Miller

Re: In 1975 there was a report called "Coal:Bridge to the future"

Some of it is on the net: http://lawlibrary.unm.edu/nrj/21/3/16_polach_coal.pdf

A really good question, though, is what would happen if electricity were rationed? Chips are always getting more efficient, but how much would be shut down if the NSA was told they could only have 10KW of electricity for data, and how much of Google would go dark? What would a shopping site like Amazon look like if they could only have 5KW of power for their IT?

Shareholders hoping to squeeze cash from Kodak are deluded, says court

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Re: @Robert Sneddon

Well, Kodak used to have their own glass, but they dropped it. Their glass used to be supreme, and it was rated as being better than Zeiss. Unfortunately, like too much Kodak does, they dropped their Ektar lenses. They're a *film* company, not a camera company. (sigh...)

Kodak has been selling off their jewels and profitable bits for decades, so don't blame it all on the current gang of idiots. Eastman Chemical is doing just fine. Kodak has had plenty of fantastic patents. They sold off everything because they're a *film* company, not a digital technology company. And now they aren't selling that much film. Their industrial document printers are fabulous, but that's not enough for them.

Film is still amazingly profitable for them, but it's just not generating enough revenue to prop up all of the other parts of the company that are dead weight.

Your encrypted files are 'exponentially easier' to crack, warn MIT boffins

Brian Miller

Re: Compression

"good PRNG"

If it's a pseudo-random number generator, then its output isn't random! That's the very definition of the "pseudo" part of it. That's why a certain brand of Las Vegas blackjack machines was cracked. You want an output that looks as if it is totally random, for a non-random input. Say you have a camera focused on a busy street. Each frame, you XOR the bytes, and that's your new random number. There's no predictable algorithm generating the raw numbers, so the output is random. A pseudo-random number generator uses an algorithm, so the sequence repeats at an interval. That's what makes it pseudo-random.

That's why a plain-text attack is so brutal on encrypted text. Once you get a guess on that key, you narrow your search down until you've got it. We won't need quantum computers to break encryption because we'll have cheap CUDA and Adapteva machines to try out absolute gobs of keys.

Do you think spinning rust eats flash's dust? Join the hard drive daddies club

Brian Miller

Flash just might be leapfrogged by something else

Wasn't there a recent article about developments in NVRAM? And isn't the fastest drive "array" actually just a huge bank of RAM? Flash is OK, but I can imagine that it might very well get overtaken by another technology.

The secure mail dilemma: If it's useable, it's probably insecure

Brian Miller

It's called a one-time pad

"... they message could be XOR'd with a random binary sequence and a third sent to each server - not enough for any one party to even think about dencrypting the content but with an inherent back up in the event of a server failure."

One-time pads are unbreakable. I used them while I was in the Army. Imagine Alice burns a DVD full of random data. She sends a copy of that to Bob through USPS registered mail in a secured container. (USPS registered mail is good enough for official secret documents, and is placed under secured storage while in USPS transit.) When Alice sends something to Bob, it's XORed with data on the DVD. After a while, both Alice and Bob destroy their DVDs and Alice sends Bob a new DVD.

As for open source, the problem isn't the services, it's the governments' demand to view the users' data. Where can the data go where a business can thrive? What country absolutely allows private encrypted data to remain private? Any in the first world? Any in the third world? Would you want to be part of a distributed network, which means that at any time government agents could burst in and seize your computer?

Obama proposes four-point plan to investigate US data spooks

Brian Miller
Facepalm

The NSA has naught but garbage

Ah, let's stop and think for a moment. The NSA has been hoovering up the web. What's on the web? The secrets of intergalactic flight? Plans for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space machinery? The location of the Ark of the Covenant, and how to build a working copy? Telepathy?

No. It's cats and pictures of what you ate. It's terrabytes of garbage. And no, none of it keeps the good ol' US of A safe because all of the terrorists are using drops and passing info around on pieces of paper and buying stuff with cash. And the real truth of the matter is that the NSA can waste just as much money with only 10% of its staff.

The world isn't kept safe by entrapping mouthy idiots and massively indexing garbage.

NSA gets burned by a sysadmin, decides to burn 90% of its sysadmins

Brian Miller

Re: 1000 System Admins?

The article states that Snowden + 1000 other sysadmins had access to the data, not that there are 1000 sysadmins at the NSA in total.

But what I keep thinking about is this: So 90% of the admins are tossed out the door, what will the NSA do if the remaining 10% give the NSA the finger and follow after their chums? Then you'll have 39,000 employees who don't know how to work the servers.

Snowden's secure email provider Lavabit shuts down under gag order

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Exit the US, and then go where? New Zealand? China? Russia?

Seriously, the only way for something to be "bulletproof" is to be hosted in every single country that can support a data center, and then a shutdown in one country would not result as in a shutdown of the service overall. However, none of this prevents data from being read before it enters the mail servers.

As for throwing a wrench in Google, Microsoft, Yahoo!, et al, the big guys have already acceded to the NSA's demands, and they aren't moving out of the US. Ballmer threatened to move Microsoft out of the US, but that was over taxes.

Bill Gates's barbed comments pop Google's broadband balloons

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When you're dying ...

When you're dying from getting hacked to bits by a machete, "I'm not sure how it'll help you."

When you're dying from getting shot dead by an AK-47, "I'm not sure how it'll help you."

Well, no pill alleviates civil war or genocide, Mr. Gates, and those are also things that are a serious problem in Africa.

Africa has lots of problems. Pick something, go after it, just like Vim.

Step into the BREACH: HTTPS encrypted web cracked in 30 seconds

Brian Miller

Read the BREACH white paper

The authors state that for this to work:

1: Be served from a server that uses HTTP-level compression

2: Reflect user-input in HTTP response bodies

3: Reflect a secret (such as a CSRF token) in HTTP response bodies

And, of course, the attacker needs to be "local" to the victim, will only work with short secret keys, and the attacker needs to send THOUSANDS of requests.

The web app has to be written STUPIDLY for this to work. "Oh, I'll echo ARBITRARY PLAINTEXT into my encrypted body for any request URI." Hello, nobody thought that this would be a problem??? If the data comes in through a URI, KEEP IT OUT OF THE ENCRYPTED STREAM! This is simply a classic plaintext attack, and that's all there is to it.

Queensland bans IBM from future work

Brian Miller

Code to original spec, then negotiate for changes

If you don't want to try to hit a randomly moving target, then code to the original spec, meet it, be done with it, and then negotiate for changes. If the client doesn't like that, then they've broken the contract, and it's all on them. And if the client is crazy, then don't do business with them.

Report: NSA spying deals billion dollar knockout to US cloud prospects

Brian Miller

Re: I find it amusing

I would have thought that this would be a wake-up call to abandon off-site cloud hosting entirely. When the data leaves US shores, then it can be analyzed in depth, as much as the NSA likes. Supposedly, if the NSA legally wants your data within the US, they have to get a warrant.

However, no matter how badly (or goofy) the NSA gets, the real problem is with cyber-crime. I just finished reading "Kingpin: How One Hacker Took Over the Billion-Dollar Cybercrime Underground," by Kevin Poulsen, and it just blows my mind how some encryption in commercial applications would have prevented a lot of data slurping by hackers. (And of course do things like not use RealVNC, leave back doors open on the machines for tech support, no passwords, or "0000", etc.)

If you really want to be anonymous on the Internet, don't use it, and only pay with cash.

Apple patents laser, incandescent projector for laptops, smartphones

Brian Miller
Terminator

Hallelujah, it's on the Jesus Phone

But those projectors did not have the blessings of the holy Steve Jobs, who shall rise again and the machines shall rejoice. Yea, for there shall be lasers mounted on both the phones and the sharks, smiting the users of the false phones.

Or maybe the iPhone users will be too busy projecting their pictures on stuff that they won't realize that that nice surface is actually a truck grille speeding towards them...

They don't recognise us as HUMAN: Disability groups want CAPTCHAs killed

Brian Miller

Re: Trying to sum up... and suggestion

There's a gap between weeding out bots and weeding out spammers. I'm on a forum which has CAPTCHAs on user registration, and posting for the first 50 or so posts. The new user registration also includes email verification. This has been effective at removing bots, but has been completely ineffective at removing human spammers.

Here's a way to remove bots: have an image map with a randomly mapped areas with random names. The user can click on the appropriate spot, but the bot will be confused. For audio, ask the user to differentiate between different sounds.

But if someone wants to stop *spam*, then you just have to wait until the bot or person actually posts something.

Can't agree on a coding style? Maybe the NEW YORK TIMES can help

Brian Miller

Re: 4 SPACES?!

" There are no automated tools to help do that."

Have you no editor? Have you no formatting utilities? Good God, man, the C beautifier isn't that difficult to use! What are you using, ed or notepad?

As for coding standards, they change from company to company, and usually are close to whatever the auto-formatting the IDE gives you. VS C# is different from Eclipse Java, blah blah blah. Whoopee. I've worked in places where it was tabs, and places where it was spaces. Put your { here or there, yadda yadda yadda.

The main thing is consistency. Be consistent, and stay consistent.

Posh potty owners flushed by dodgy Bluetooth password

Brian Miller
Pirate

You don't need physical access, just a good Bluetooth antenna. Lots of info on how to do that.

Share and enjoy, share and enjoy...

Google scientists rebel over company's support for 'climate-hoax' Senator

Brian Miller

Glaciers come, glaciers go, the climate changes

A while back I was looking at the emissions of Washington state, and Mt. St. Helens was spewing just as much as the state's combined industrial emissions. 1 volcano = all of the state's industrial output. The Seattle Times ran a diagram of glacier melt on Mt. Ranier. Did you know that glacier has been receding since the late 1800s? There was a recent report about earthquakes causing methane to be released from the ocean floor. Plus the methane from ant farts.

And we're supposed to believe that switching to CFL/LED lighting is going to keep the oceans rising ten feet?

We live in an industrialized society. If you want to see us go without industry, then the solar flare from two weeks ago would have done it. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2382527/A-near-miss-Earth-Devastating-electromagnetic-pulses-knocked-power-cars-phones-occured-weeks-ago.html) And from what I've read, even a total shutdown of industry wouldn't have stopped "climate change."

Wikileaker Bradley Manning's court martial verdict expected today

Brian Miller

Re: Not easy to be found innocent at a court martial

A military jury only needs a majority to find someone guilty. The question is, did he do it? Yes. It doesn't matter *why* he did it, but that he did do it. Manning has confessed to doing it, and I doubt that anyone on that jury will vote a verdict of innocent.

Microsoft Exchange: To host or not to host

Brian Miller

Re: So, yeah

If you have a lot of people, it can be much slower than hosting it on-premises. But Exchange isn't exactly lightweight, so good luck with whatever you do.

NSA security award winner calls for hearings into agency's conduct

Brian Miller

Re: What goes around, comes around...

But do you remember that before the wall was built, East Germans were fleeing the country? They knew that the wall was there to keep them in. They knew that the West was "free," at least you usually wouldn't be jailed or even shot dead for voicing your opinion. And they knew that if they attempted to cross that border, they would be shot dead.

We now have government agencies prying where they shouldn't, and it keeps getting a rubber stamp by those in power. But we do have something that the East Germans didn't have: a working ballot box. Let's have a bit of global revolution, and revolve some people out of office.

Galaxy S4 FIREBALL ATE MY HOUSE, claims Hong Kong man

Brian Miller

Automatically shut down the phone

What's wrong with manufacturers putting a thermal sensor next to the battery, and shutting down the phone when the temperature rises? Presuming it isn't a fault like the the Sony lithium batteries that had a manufacturing defect where the battery would short out inside, shut down the stupid phone before it blows up.

Or at least send the phones out with asbestos covers!

Mozilla ponders blinkers for your browser

Brian Miller

And people get upset about the NSA!

Oh, goody! A personalized spy experience! Believe it or not, this stuff is already done using cookies and web bugs and such. I like running with as much snoop-disrupting plugins as I can so I don't have the experience of momentarily browsing a particular site, and ads for that site's products keep following me. I hate that.

It's bad when it's done by the government, and it's bad when it's done by the private sector. This includes you, Mozilla!

BOFH: Don't be afraid - we won't hurt your delicate, flimsy inkjet printer

Brian Miller

Re: Bravo

I worked with a fellow who told me about the time his Navy ship brought a new IBM printer on board. The crew operating the loading crane banged the printer into the side of the ship, and left a dent in the side of the ship. The printer worked fine.

Yes, I worked with a Sperry-Univac drum printer, running 4,000LPM, so that's about 66 pages per minute. Ricoh has some high-end printers, but not Xerox, and certainly not HP. And none of those are machines that you move around them with a bit of respect for your personal life and limb.

Work with Microsoft's stuff for a living? Its reorg will mean NOTHING to you

Brian Miller

But do you know why, from the inside?

Speculation is nice, but here's the real reason: it isn't nice to work in Microsoft. Last year was my final job at Microsoft, and I'm not going back. The team I worked with produced the worst code I have ever seen at that company. They do not hire according to skills and talent, and they do not fire a person for being an idiot. I really think that they hire according to stupidity and incompetence. Do you know what the managers were told to do when Microsoft had that big layoff years back? "Fire your idiots." Do you have any idea how many idiots remained after that? Plenty. Far, far too many.

When I was job searching earlier this year, recruiters contacted me to work at Microsoft. I declined. More than recruiter mentioned that many other people declined to work at Microsoft, for the same reasons as me.

A reorg is only a small part of the picture. Ballmer needs to hire people who give a **** about software and quality. He needs to institute policies that gets the middle management to turn over and go out the door, instead of bad managers going from group to group, doing a bad job wherever they land. Fire the imbeciles writing bad code. (Try this concept: You need to test individual bits in a field. You start your pattern with 0x01. At Microsoft, the next step is to SHIFT RIGHT.)

The company has too much rot in it, and I think Ballmer knows it.

Micron: Our flashy girth leaves the competition cowering in impotence

Brian Miller

Big data needs big memory

Back in 2001 we were wondering why some of our clients wanted our libraries compiled for 64bit. Big data is not done dirt cheap.

Dear diary, new twirling models, $630m from WD, v. good day - Seagate

Brian Miller

Re: Who uses fast Enterprise Drives Anymore?

Why bother with solid-state "drives" when you can just plug in 3.2 terabytes (4.0Tb raw) on a single PCIe card? Really, what's the point?

Perhaps the data centers want the storage without the huge price of SSD, and they don't need ultimate speed for the application.

Troll loses 'we own the Web' patent appeal

Brian Miller

The troll has to pay the money back.

A company I worked for got hit by a troll. The troll asked for $X, and the owners were ready to pay. Then the troll asked for $X+N, and the owners decided to fight. They spent $X+N+Y on the defense, but they won, and the patent was shown to be invalid. When a troll loses, the troll has to pay back *all* of the companies that paid it.

It's all in the wrist: How to write apps for the Pebble smartwatch

Brian Miller

Re: What Pebble doesn’t yet provide is

What's the point of a wrist watch?

Which is easier: looking at your wrist or grabbing at your smartphone to take a look at it? As an extension of the smartphone on your wrist, it's a decent idea. At some point there may be something that will clip on to a pair of glasses to provide a heads-up display, and receive user input through, say, a ring or two on your fingers.

Hackers crippled HALF of world's financial exchanges - report

Brian Miller

Private networks, leased lines, anyone?

If a high-speed critical trading network is hanging off of the public network, then is it any wonder that it's being attacked? My IP address gets attacked over 1,000 times a day (yes, I ran a honeypot to find out), and that's from pure automation, and not anything malicious. If a gargantuan financial institution is too cheap to lease a private line, they deserve what they get.

If you don't want something attacked, don't expose it. Simple.

Boffins want toilets to become POWER PLANTS

Brian Miller
Terminator

All hail our machine overlords

First it was machines eating corpses on the battlefields, and now they're going to be milking us for urine between battles.

I don't like the future. I don't like it one bit.

Virtualisation extremist? Put down that cable and step away slowly

Brian Miller

Horses for courses, eh?

Once upon a time I worked on a project where entire VMs were supposed to be shuffled between data centers according to available wind and solar power. The flaw in their plan was that the connection between the data centers was essentially 10Mbit/sec, and I couldn't get their idiotships to realize that you can't just shuffle multiple multi-gigabyte VMs across such a slow connection before the power went out. Sure, you can transfer user session information, but not loads of VMs. Some people just can't do or comprehend basic math.

Femtocell flaw leaves Verizon subscribers' Wi-Fi and mobile wide open

Brian Miller

Re: Does the update actually help?

According to what I heard on the radio, the update was pushed out automatically by Verizon. The researchers wanted to see a more thorough fix, which would require a hardware update.

The biggest problem is not hacking someone else's femtocell, but deploying your own femtocell for snooping other people's live phone conversations, like what people used to do with scanners before cell phones went to digital.

Is it a BIRD? Is it a plane? Right first time – and she's in SPANDEX

Brian Miller

"Our laws are dumb," Phoenix says.

"You can carry a sword that’s less than two and a half feet long, so you could walk about with a short broadsword, and you can also have anything that doesn’t remote detonate, so a grenade launcher’s fine too."

But you can't get the grenades! So what's the point of the launcher?? And good Lord, why *would* you want something that *doesn't* remotely detonate? Phoenix Jones isn't taken seriously here. From the Seattle Times: "Jones, who calls himself the “guardian of Seattle,” was criticized by police when he responded to violence at last year’s May Day by hosing down protesters with pepper spray."

Human error blamed for toxic Russian rocket explosion

Brian Miller
Meh

Nothing new

Different day, different country, same idiots. When I was in the Army, a communications van was set on fire when its power wires were hooked up wrong. (Yes, it was all color coded. Couldn't get it wrong, no sir...)

Picture this: Kodak could get out of bankruptcy as early as July

Brian Miller

Company killed by management, dog bites man bites dog

Kodak failed because they spun off or sold off all of their profitable or innovative ideas or divisions. Fujifilm transitioned well because their management kept the company diversified and making money across a wide spectrum of products. The divisions that Kodak spun off are doing very well, independent of Kodak stupidity.

The UK pension fund took the bait, er, deal, because they intend to use the profits to pay out the pensioners. The division includes color paper production, which is still going just fine.

Kodak's commercial printing isn't guaranteed to be successful. While the printer technology, PDF file to bound book, is great, they don't have inks as good as their competition. Perez came aboard with the agenda of making Kodak a digital printing company, even if that kills Kodak. No problem, Perez still gets his paycheck and bonuses.

DARPA looks for a guided bullet with DEAD reckoning navigation

Brian Miller

Too much in too small a space

The only reason that bullets fly so far is because they are *dense* *as* *lead*. If they aren't that dense, they don't fly as far. Even with something as large as a .50-cal bullet (and I mean the /bullet/, not the entire cartridge), there isn't enough space for both electronics, navigation control, and *mass*.

Another critical point is that the bullet will be rotating in flight, and doing so very quickly. Is the navigational control going to be able to overcome wind drift? If it can't even do that, then it's useless.

Basically, this is a money-wasting project. Nothing new. A bullet has to be dense and travel extremely fast. Anything else defeats the purpose of it being a bullet.

Hard-up Kodak selling consumer film biz

Brian Miller

Kodak keeps commercial end, sells consumer end

Kodak is keeping the commercial end of things, like motion picture film, films for industrial uses like producing PC boards, and big industrial printers that you can feed a PDF at one end and get a bound book at the other. If the purchaser is another company or corporation, they'll be producing the product. This is an area where Kodak can be strong.

Kodak is selling its still film business, axing the consumer printers, and whatever other individual-sale types of things they have. Once upon a time, still film was 95% of Kodak's business, and movie film was 5%. Now it's the reverse, and Kodak is shedding everything it can.

What remains to be seen is who will buy the still film business. Lucky Film in China? I have no idea.

Whether or not Kodak survives this, you can bet that you won't see Kodak Tri-X again.

Ghost In the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Solid State Society on Blu-ray

Brian Miller

Movies in Hong Kong, manga & TV series in Japan

They changed the setting when they decided to do the movies. I forget the reasoning why they moved Section 9 from Japan to HK. I doubt that a Chinese version of Section 9 would look anything like a Japanese version. Ah, well.

You want nit picky? The first cyber implant "was" in 2016, GITS is set in 2030, and Kusanagi underwent a full body prosthetic at 6yrs old. So just how old is Kusanagi?? How long would medical technology have taken to move from a simple cyber implant to an experimental full body prosthetic for a small child? And then to top it off, she was full cyborg, and an experienced adult, during pre-Section 9 in Central and South America combat.

Time line? What time line? We don't need no stinkin' time line!

Mighty ROBOT achieves total SUPREMACY over feeble humans

Brian Miller
Go

Rock, paper, scissors ...

HAMMER!

Human wins.

Kepler space telescope peers at hot alien couple

Brian Miller

New planet added, mountains removed

Hey, neat! Not only did we get a new planet over here, Mt. Rainier has been removed! I wonder if it's from the new planet's tidal actions... Hmmm...