Re: Silkscreen artwork
"Intended to be manufactured, not to be fault traced or understood."
Indeed.
A handful of years ago, our building UPS, where backup power was supplied by a room full of batteries until the generator kicked in, had a veritable room full of defunct batteries.
When a utility transformer blew, leaving prime power offline, the building UPS promptly went offline. Fortunately, nothing critical was offline - only all war communications to and from both Iraq and Afghanistan. Telephone service, offline, data services, offline.
Suffice it to say, the staff meeting was quite lively with explaining to the General why his telephones and e-mail didn't work.
The common meme was, "no budget for that room full of expensive batteries". Something I had placed in my weekly status report since my arrival in theater. Those in charge, who glossed over in pointy haired boss mode were sent scurrying into the shadows, lest they never be promoted again.
Needless to say, our budget increased sufficiently, if only for a one time event, to replace that room full of expensive batteries.
Six months later, the batteries finally cleared customs and were to be installed in the UPS room. The facility manager then decided that he'd switch the UPS into bypass mode - without reading the manual or consulting an electrician.
Off went the power.
He then decided to read the manual, set it properly into bypass mode and begin re-initializing all cryptological devices and noted that the primary routers for the entire enterprise remained stubbornly offline.
I happened by to get a status report, as well as to ascertain just what in the hell was going on and I was brought swiftly up to speed on events that had just transpired.
So, my first question, "Do you have an electrical diagram of the power circuitry?". Amazingly, the answer was a resounding affirmative and off to the diagrams, rolled out over the middle of the facility floor I went.
I swiftly traced the power to the racks with the main routers back to their breaker and asked, "So, where is (not the actual circuit number) L18Y7 breaker?
A befuddled look later, we went off to the racks and racks of breaker panels, locating L, then 18 and finally the proper breaker, which was thoughtfully installed behind one of the larger racks of batteries and out of sight unless one knew it was there to be found.
I asked, "Do you want to await the arrival of the electrician or do *you* want to flip the breaker? It's not my responsibility and I won't be responsible if something goes wrong when it's flipped by an unauthorized person.", he flipped the breaker and the routers came up.
The moral to the story: Keep the damned manager away from the damned UPS!