* Posts by Mark 85

12880 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

World recoils in horror as smartphone maker accused of helping government snoops read encrypted texts, track device whereabouts

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Pint

Well done, Mr. McCarthy! Take a couple of attaboys out of petty cash.

Or let's at least offer him one or two of these -------------->

I have to go wash my hands now, the dripping sarcasm is all over them and dripping on the floor.

Poor old Jupiter has had a rough childhood after getting a massive hit from a mega-Earth

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Re: Theories are theories?

but how do we know it's the "better" theory compared to any other?

We don't. Until a theory is proven valid*, it's just a guess and there's lots of guesses about Jupiter.

*Some guesses are probably just too improbable to be real. Reference the post above about 'Ron".

Chin up, CapitalOne: You may not have been the suspected hacker's only victim. Feds fear 30-plus organizations hit

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Re: Spiteful

If she pleads "by reason of insanity" or the jury finds for that, she won't go to prison but a mental facility. Will she get 'help" there? Who knows as they're marginally better than prison and at least help is offered.

Simons says don't push us: FTC boss warns regulator could totally break up big tech companies if it wanted

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Re: Sheesss ......

Wrong agency. I think the FCC still has it's claws into their regulation although it could be more of the telecoms own the FCC.

Stuffing your MacBook Pro in a ziplock bag before a flight ain't gonna cut it, say Feds

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Re: Just returned from Holiday

This is a rather pointless advisory.

Or it's effort to keep some fanbois from flying? Who know? TSA is bloody swamp of inconsistency.

Pokémon Red and Blue-era trading cards just made their owner a load of green: Complete set sells at auction for $107k

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Unhappy

I wish I could find some old shit lying around the house that an idiot would buy for silly money

My parents tossed my stuff in the attic several decades ago. Only now do I find out that I could have had a great retirement from them.

Had such things as

Complete baseball card sets form the late 50's, a full library of the Fantastic Furry Freak Brothers comics, along with quite a few of the old Marvel comics and other comic books including early Mad Magazine issues.. <sigh>

Let's see what the sweet, kind, new Microsoft that everyone loves is up to. Ah yes, forcing more Office home users into annual subscriptions

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Re: Office

I'm curious how they will find all of us who are using 2016 or older. Here on my box, the Windows 7 partition never sees the Internet as it's more of legacy programs that I use. The Linux side... only for Internet use currently. But stil... are they going to door to door and insist on checking your computer? How will they get "everyone" as there's an implication that one has to have acquired Office via employment? Greedy bastards.

Donald Trump blinks in his one-man trade war with China: US govt stalls import tariff hike on Chinese phones, laptops, electronics

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Re: Lobbying

Oh, I think the apathetic public does indeed give a damn. Most are just sitting around bidding their time until his term(s) up. From what I can tell from associates, co-workers, even people in the pub, they're pretty fed up with Tweet-storms and BS coming out the White House.

And he probably will get a second term as the Dems are destroying each other instead of focusing on their target next year. It is apparently true in politics that the squeaky wheel gets the grease and Trump squeaks the loudest and more often then the others.

US insurers face SEC probe over web-access bungle that exposed 'up to 885 million' files

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That is still 32 more than there needed to be.

True, but article states that originally it was 16 and is now 32. Seems to be progressing or they've missed a few zeros in the number.

It's a God-awful smell affair.... is there life on Mars? Rocks ruled out as source of mystery methane on Red Planet

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NASA photos show clear signs of rounded corners,

So moon rocks are early iPhones?

Oh chute. Doubts cast on ExoMars lander's 2020 red planet jaunt after another failed test

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Re: Isn’t the air density and gravity different

Perhaps they should use Apollo era parachutes, they all folded into an impossibly tight space yet never failed and they didn't have long to test them.

Maybe pride has something to do with it? It is an EU and Roscosmos project. They'd probably hate to have the US credit for the chutes. The other thing is Roscosmos does have quite a bit of experience using chutes.

Seoul cycle, rinse and repeat: South Korea kicks Japan off white list

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Re: ... as the US exports toxic nationalism

Japan is a little trickier -

I'd say more than "a little" as they really have no natural resources. That's part of why they tried to establish the empire and brought on WWII in the Pacific. They can export manufactured goods all they want but without access to the raw materials, their' economy is screwed.

Looming US immigration crackdown aims to weed out pre-crime of poverty. And that may be bad news for techie families

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That's what I was thinking. The slope down has started. It wouldn't be too much of stretch that anyone drawing any benefits including Social Security could find themselves on a list.

BTW, NHS is for those in Britain. We don't have an NHS here in the States. Well, not as such because we do have various programs for medical... Medicare, Medicaid and probably more that I don't know the acronyms for.

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

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Re: The invisible button

Congrats on the retirement. Even though the brain has been downgraded, fully expect phone calls from friends and relatives who have computer problems and don't want to pay someone.

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Re: ORLY?

You underestimate the stupidity of the average user.

Proof-- Look around at the people that get elected to office and who votes for them.

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Re: Black swans

Another jump forward of half that magnitude and we'd have best-ever coffee coming from a vending machine.

That strikes me as contradiction in terms: "Vending machine" and "best-ever coffee".

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Re: Heavy...

Re: Heavy...

Widgit. Whatsit. You know, a Thing. Generally "jobbie" gets used to indicate a member of a broad category such as a "timbered jobbie"

Ah... a doohickey, a thingamabob, a watchmacallit then.

Alexa, can you tell me how many Chinese kids were forced into working nights to build this unit?

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Re: This is worse than prison labor in the US

How sticking film on an Alexa "educates" them eludes me,

In most countries, it would teach the kid that factory work is not what they want to for the rest of their life. But the, most countries at least have some opportunity to do that.

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Re: Children?

They really should be taken to task for damaging the future economy for a short sighted, short term gain

If you haven't noticed, that's the current business model everywhere. Taking care of employees and respecting the work that they do is dead and buried in the corporate world.

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But there's many of us refuse to deal with Amazon and certain other tech companies. We also try to avoid most other products in other industries but that's getting harder and harder to do. I've found I can avoid much of this by not shopping at Wal-Mart, for example.

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Re: Amazon Response

Maybe he needs to read American History especially pre-Civil War. Then he'll have his true worst-case model for the labor force such as "worker complains... flog them"., "Worker runs away...chase them down and hang and/or flog them".

Here's to beer, without which we'd never have the audacity to Google an error message at 3am

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@Vometia Munro

but sober me can't quite understand the reasoning, nor how I managed to imagine it into existence.

The beer gods work in mysterious ways. Just accept that fact.

That's bang out of order: Threesome hookup app 3Fun leaked lovers' data, locations, pix – report

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Re: Mind bleach

Just thank deity they didn't link the White House and Downing Street with the German Chancellory.

You just had to get there didn't you? Now countless El Reg readers will be waking up in the middle of the night and screaming.

When the chips are down, buy a software biz: Broadcom snaffles Symantec for $10.7bn

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Judging from the corporate speak and bafflegab in the article spewing from Broadcom...there's a lot of cleansing needed.

You can easily secure America's e-voting systems tomorrow. Use paper – Bruce Schneier

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Use paper...

He and others have been saying for as long as there have been voting machines. He and they are right as there's no trail to verify the machines haven't been tampered with via hackers or even local election officials.

Microsoft spreads the Cortana love to more Insiders with new Windows 10 preview

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The underlying assistant technology will, of course, find its way into Office.

I'm sure that having Cortina on every PC in a call center or large open office will go over well. So more spying there then....

As for One Drive.. why have they been so pushy unless they're getting something in return like file access and then subscription fees.

I think Windows 7 will just stay put forever on other boxen as there's no Linux drivers for my Laser Cutter. Meantime, my Linux box is where I want it.

FBI, NSA to hackers: Let us be blunt. Weed need your help. We'll hire you even if you've smoked a little pot in the past

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Re: From outside the US

It seems bizarre that if weed is legal in a state that someone can still be fired for using it.

Alcohol is legal also but there is a line one shouldn't cross. Ok.. manglement excluded but some workplaces (machiniery, chemical) have zero tolerance if a pee test during working hour shows drugs/alcohol in your blood. Those usually are for jobs where alertness, etc. are required like pilots, machinists, and others.

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Re: They don't rely on drug tests for past use

Indeed, and for Top Secret and Cryptoclearnce, they go back a long way. I think it's normally about 10 years for anything "Secret", but I remember getting my clearance they went back something like 20 years but I was 21 at the time.

Disclaimer: That was about 50 years ago and I only had the clearance for 3 years. Even so, they probably still have that file on me.

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

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Re: Delusional

If Boeing is proven to be wrong then they are finished as a company as this really is a case of three strikes and you are out.

Only the civilian airliners part of the company will be in danger. The rest is buried in military work, NASA, etc. The company structure and finance that control those structures are probably more resilient than the hardware/software.

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Re: "irresponsible and misleading"

Boeing does have a credibility problem, don't they? This whole "he said" back and forth shows it's still a problem.

Reminder: When a tech giant says it listens to your audio recordings to improve its AI, it means humans are listening. Right, Skype? Cortana?

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Microsoft gets customers’ permission before collecting and using their voice data.

Indeed, it's buried in the fine print out back, behind the shed. Or more accurately, in the terms and conditions fine print that users seldom ever read before clicking on "ok.. let's go see what this does?" type thing.

Neuroscientist used brainhack. It's super effective! Oh, and disturbingly easy

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Big Brother

Re: Something new is not always bad

Right. Except people with power want more power so they will control this and there's a large segment of society that would allow this because "everything now feels good". Walk into a store and suddenly you're buying stuff because the brain waves tell you to. Or we set this up to control our militaries.

Sorry but this tech should scare the crap of anyone with a rational functioning brain.

They say piracy killed the Amiga. Know what else piracy is killing? Malware sales

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"No honor amongst thieves." as that old saying goes. Good. If they rip each other off enough maybe they will just stop bothering.

Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen's personal MiG-29 fighter jet goes under the hammer

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Re: hammer?

Hammers are hardware. Be very afraid of the software.

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I think it is just illegal to buy aircraft that is militarised, or equipped with weapons, military mission systems eg fire control radars, or any other type of equipment or systems which have national security classifications.

You're right. The plane has to be "civilianized" (for lack of a better term). All war-fighter gear removed.

Cloudflare punts far-right hate-hole 8chan off the internet after 30 slayed in US mass shootings

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@lglethal -- Re: Guns or the people using them?

Upon reflection of the title of your post, the answer methinks is "both".

Here in the States we have a rise in extreme right and the extreme left. We also, for the most part, have easy access to firearms. Eliminating guns may cut down the number of "attacks" but it won't stop them. Remember the Oklahoma City bombing? No guns involved.

Those motivated to do evil won't be stopped by gun controls or any other panacea. It's the mindset they have. Changing that will be a big part of the solution but also a very daunting task to say the least.

There's an interview floating around with a former extreme right type who's know working to get folks out of that. But he points out that if, per his example, one pilot is ready to take out a bunch of people it wouldn't be all that hard.

So solving the extremist problem is going to be harder than solving the gun problem. And the solutions and will to implement will have to come from the top. The demand for such changes will have to come from we, the people.

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Re: Guns and the second amendment.

Actually, you can own a .50 cal machinegun, an anti-tank weapon, even a fully operational tank. There's a place in Nevada that actually has a gathering every year where folks do bring all sorts of weapons and blast away in the desert. The catch is they are highly restricted via license fees and background checks.

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Re: Guns or the people using them?

Remove people's guns and you remove their ability to kill large numbers of people.

While the "mass" shootings get the press, we have places here in the states where the gunfire can resemble a combat zone such as Chicago.

As for the idea of "removing people's guns"... how do you propose to do that? Door-to-door searches? The US is big... really big. A law banning firearms won't do it as even if all the places that sell guns were shut down, there's still one helluva lot of them.

So.... how do you remove the guns? Answer that and you'll solve the problem.

Disclaimer: I am a licensed firearm owner of just one gun. You want me to give up my gun, guarantee me that no one with evil intent will try to break in my house or assault my person. The cops sure as hell can't offer that protection.

Jeff Bezos feels a tap on the shoulder. Ahem, Mr Amazon, care to explain how Capital One's AWS S3 buckets got hacked?

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Interesting Timing...

I'm not a fan of Amazon or Bezos but I do have to wonder about the timing of this. What's scary is that they are in the running for that fat, exclusive Defense Department contract (JEDI). If they won't help with Netflix's situation, I would wonder what they won't do for the Defense Department.

F-B-Yikes! FBI bod allegedly hid spy camera under desk to snap coworker's upskirt pics

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Facepalm

At the FBI Headquarters no less. Then he admits it and will plead "not guilty"? That should be an interesting argument. The gene pool definitely needs cleaning.

Y2K, Windows NT4 Server and Notes. It's a 1990s Who, Me? special

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Re: Shutting down the wrong server

Or do you stick the name onto the bezel?

How about "both" the bezel and case as well as the rear and inside. Can't be too careful which is often realized after someone shuts down the wrong boxen. Been there, done that, learned from it.

Our hero returns home £500 richer thanks to senior dev's appalling security hygiene

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Re: Ahhh passwords...

Followed by wailing and gnashing of teeth and a stern word from the CEO for "disrupting" his business...

Curiously, the company went into receivership shortly thereafter...

I'm surprised that they didn't blame you for going out of business. The old saying "a scapegoat must be found" applies.

Another rewrite for 737 Max software as cosmic bit-flipping tests glitch out systems – report

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Re: So...

How long until the entire 737 fleet (original/classic/next gen/max) is grounded because it was only luck and some chewing gum that kept them in the air after failing all of the modern testing due to a lack of redundancy?

It's not just redundancy. They now have two of each for the computers and sensors... there probably should be three to "vote" as if one burps now, which one of the two is the problem?

New British Army psyops unit fires rebrandogun, smoke clears to reveal... I'm sorry, Dave...

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Re: Ring of Fail?

I was wondering the same thing not to mention all the hours of "meetings".... They probably could have bought a new airplane or a few bombs for the money spent.

Fed-up graphic design outfit dangles cash to anyone who can free infosec of hoodie pics

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Re: Let's see if I can come up with a few.

Let's just keep it simple. A picture of Snoopy because on the Internet no one knows you're a dog.

Pi in the sky as ESA starts testing encrypted comms on International Space Station

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I did wonder what they'd be wanting encryption for, because (like OP) my first thought was that the comms is generally a ground->ground relay so the decryption need only happen at the ends.

Since this is just a test, they're probably thinking about banking and military data transfers via satellite. Just a guess as to the "why".

US gives Chinese smuggler 37 months in the slammer for selling knock-off Apple kit

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Re: Went to buy an Apple

Better to buy a Pear than a Lemon.

As many as 100,000 IBM staff axed in recent years as Big Blue battles to reinvent itself from IT's 'old fuddy duddy'

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Id I were in the age group they're now hiring, I'd have to think twice before even applying. They probably won't keep these new hires around after they reach a certain point in salary. Yet, the old guys in charge will hang around forever and collect their mega-dollar bonuses. Definitely a rigged system for a company that seems to be dying slowly.

If you could forget the $125 from Equifax and just take the free credit monitoring, that would be great – FTC

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The "toothless fines" and laws seem to be the norm these days in all the agencies that are supposed to be for the taxpayer. FCC comes to mind also.