* Posts by Mark 85

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IT pros are a bunch of wedding and funeral-dodging sickos

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Re: HildyJ

Career limiting? Maybe, but definitely less stressful. OTOH, I got in the habit a long time ago of padding the estimates for time while downplaying the "features". I'd have project I know will take a week... tell the PHB "three", he'll go to upper manglement and come back with "be done in two". That leaves a week for the unexpected and also adding "features". If I get done early, I sit on it until the due date. Just because I don't want to fall into that "we expected you to have it done early" trap.

They (manglement) play the system to their advantage, we need to learn how play it back and one-step better.

And then there's the CEO of (I forget which company right now) who arbitrarily picks a deadline date after all the estimates are in. There was an article on El Reg about him. A project would need a year to deliver it and all the features and he'd come back with some random number. A true-power tripper he is.

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Coat

@Valerion -- Re: I missed my OWN funeral

Well, I imagine then that you're probably pretty hungry since management doesn't have any brains.. or at least more than one very small hor d'oeuvre.

GCHQ v Privacy International: Computer hacking tribunal showdown begins

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And I thought we had it bad from NSA...

You on the right side of the pond seem it have just as bad or worse. I sometimes wonder who is following who's lead here although sometimes it seems it's a race to the bottom and both NSA and GCHQ are neck and neck, so far.

How business is taking the space race to new frontiers

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Re: Commercial possibilities

The ROI wasn't important to Og, I believe. Seeing what was on the other side and hoping to return and tell the tale was. Og was more of a Shepard or Glenn or a Gagarin.

His grandson on the other hand.... probably figured out how to hollow it out and make an ROI.

Microsoft whips out PowerApps – now your Pointy Haired Boss can write software, too!

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Happy, happy, joy, joy!!!

PowerApps is an "enterprise service for innovators everywhere to connect, create and share business apps,"

There's the hook... PHB's and their ilk all believe they are "innovators" because the corporate rhetoric says they are. This always translates into a nightmare for us in the support areas that have to support their the junk they come up with. The junk level is now being taken to a new low or to a new high depending whether you're digging a hole to bury it in or shoveling crap on top of it.

If a picture tells a 1000 words about latency, Google won't load it

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“After the page has loaded, you can tap to show all images or just the individual ones you want,

How can you know which ones you want to see on a given webpage without seeing them? Something seems to be missing from this statement. I would think they'd at least show a thumbnail but the article and links don't mention that. Maybe the users are supposed to be psychic?

BlackBerry to bug out of Pakistan by end of year

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Re: Blackberry is considered a "mobile operator"?

I thought I read that BB was used heavily by "government types"? Might be that they need to watch them more than the common people. The numbers aren't huge, IIRC, but out of all the users a significant number were government types.

If I'm wrong I'll admit it. as I'm not finding the links at this moment except for several about the government leaders using the BB.

Sued for using HTTPS: Big brands told to cough up in crypto patent fight

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Unhappy

@zen1 -- Re: Dear rest of the world:

I share your feelings also. And I'm getting tired of having to apologize for idiots I didn't elect.

Maybe we do need to invoke some Jeffersonian words to the government now and then... "When in the course of human events...." might be a good start.

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@asdf

There's a big problem here. I like the idea but most CongressCritters are lawyers. Some of the biggest lobbyists are lawyer associations. Conflict of interest? I think so. Be we here in the States get lawyers for candidates usually. Sure, there's the odd doctor, etc. but mostly... lawyers.

At the risk of incurring the pedantic wrath of some.. I'll invoke Shakespeare's "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" concept.

Belkin's N150 router is perfect for learning hacking skills – wait, what, it's in production?

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Joke

Re: Santa Claus

With a friend who would do that, who'd would need any enemies?

LHC records biggest bang ever with 1 Peta-electron-volt jolt

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Facepalm

Re: @Mark 85 Hot density rocks

My bad... I thought of doing two posts... probably should have.

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Re: Hot density rocks

Thanks for answering this. This stuff is way beyond me, but I find it fascinating and answers are not always readily available.

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Devil

Re: Hot density rocks

That sounds like a discussion of politics here in the States lately... "dense and hot".

Ok.. seriously question. Since they're generating "temperatures about a quarter of a million times those at the core of the sun.” and they want to go higher on the energy levels, how can they keep the temperature at the collision point from damaging the inside of the collider? I understand there's liquid hydrogen for cooling but even for a micro-second, that's a lot of energy to be dissipated.

Amazon's new drones powered by Jeremy Clarkson's sarcasm

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Devil

Re: Once again

5. Clarkson. Don't let your views on the presenter distract from what he is presenting.

So this should also apply to Stephen Fry? Just curious on where the line is drawn.

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Re: Whatever the question, the answer always spells out "rockets"

Maybe this is the real purpose to Blue Origins... Bigger, faster drones for Amazon.

"Hello Amazon, about those scorch marks on the front lawn and also that pile of cinders that was the neighbors house...."

Walmart spied on workers' Tweets, blogs before protests

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Given that it's Wal-Mart...

and that I know people who work in management (store level) and also employees, this fighting has been going on for years. Management changes work rules apparently monthly, and the employees react, usually with bad morale. Right now, it's a lose-lose situation for both sides.

A big part of the problem as I understand it, is that Sam treated his employees with respect. When he died, all that respect did also and the "new" management felt that they didn't need to respect the employees anymore as they were expendable. I would like to think that in this day and age, both sides have respect for the other but given what I've experienced over the years, this has changed and not for the good. The profit motive by upper management has become their total focus and everyone below them is grist for the mill.

We have the likes of various activist investors, boards that don't think anything of massive layoffs and bringing in contractors who make a dog's breakfast of things. Employees so de-moralized they're all looking for another job. Unions are about all that's left to fight back and there's a price for that paid for by the employees and even the companies. Look to the auto industry (it's relatively easier) to find out about restrictive union work rules. A good example is what happened to Saturn automobiles.

But who amongst us has not been in this boat? Or read the articles here on El Reg about employee treatment and upper management manglement?

Microsoft takes PUPs behind the shed with gun in hand

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Only corporate customers...

Pity. I know a lot of home users that this would be great for them to have.

Google cloud outage caused by failure that saw admins run it manually ... and fail

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Automation is a good thing...

Or so they tell us and then we get something like this since everyone is relying on the automation to do the mundane, watchful things. Which, if one thinks about it, self-driving cars, self-flying airplanes, just about any robotic manufacturing process that we've come to rely on will fail. Not will it fail, but when is the question. I think we're dumping too much trust and faith into a tech that doesn't deserve this kind of blind faith. Might as well believe that a sky fairy will protect you.

Hello Barbie controversy re-ignited with insecurity claims

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Re: The Great Unwashed are not so paranoid

There's been a couple of interesting articles floating around (news media pieces) I'll have to find some links for. It states that while those of us in the Baby Boom generation are worried about slurping and privacy, the millennials aren't. They freely share passwords and data with any and all. Maybe not all of the millennials but enough to raise eyebrows and concerns.

Indeed, I think companies hire staff of this age group and the mindset pervades. At some point, that will make it easier for the TLA's and FLA's to do what they want. This toy will go a long way to helping with that mindset about privacy.

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@Steven Roper -- Re: The whole problem is the cloud mentality

so why can't we have some software supplied with the doll that we can install on our desktops to receive the wi-fi signals from it and parse them in the home, without the need for any data to go outside the house?

You've answered your own question. I agree with you on the "why" but the answer is what will win... Profit!!!! Companies see customers/users as cash cows to be milked, and the milked some more until dry. I'm waiting to hear the Barbie has been monetized to deliver advertising to the kids. Of course it's all about broadening the user experience, right?

Hyper-V sets VM created date to 1601, in the reign of Good Queen Bess

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Devil

1601?

Maybe someone could do a script to take advantage of this..? Only Old English font and an appropriate grammer/spell-checker for that time.

Final countdown – NSA says it really will end blanket phone spying on US citizens this Sunday

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Re: Mark 85

The point is nothing has changed. The data is still being gathered and shared.

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This all nice but given that all agencies in all countries monitor/slurp phone data, Internet data, and email data, we're all still being watched by someone. Multiple some ones I gather from what's been reported. And yes, I realize that for the most part it's that ubiquitous metadata.

Maybe someday... the world will be a less dangerous place... and unicorns will roam free.

Who owns space? Looking at the US asteroid-mining act

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Re: Let's get real

Excellent points Steve. It doesn't supersede treaties, laws, etc. Only tells US companies the US Government will not do an about face and claim ownership, etc. This is something that I think the author didn't read, or didn't want to bring up for whatever reason.

VW's Audi suspends two engineers in air pollution cheatware probe

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Re: Hands Up.

Or.. in a couple weeks, we'll hear that they apologized as did the managers for failing to realize that the tweak they put in was bad. All will be forgiven and everyone will go back to work.

So why exactly are IT investors so utterly clueless?

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Re: Grot (for those old enough to remember - and for those who don't I have a great idea).

While you're at it, go watch Mel Brooks' The Producers Similar concept and well worth the popcorn.

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Re: Pushing the envelope?

Envelopes are another thing to avoid for wiping the backside, the glue makes it very unpleasant

Plus there is the ever present danger of painful paper cuts. On the other hand, if used, it's the perfect instrument for mailing things like depositions to lawyers.

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@Ledswinger -- Opportunity Knocks...

Right here: and below that its investments in toilet seat raising apps and other IoT and smartphone idiocy.

And IoT device to raise/lower the seat and a smartphone app. It can't possibly do any worse than an IoT lightbulb. The ladies of the house will embrace it as they know the seat will be down upon entering the Room of the Throne. The males... it will be raised.

Start the LLP, man....

Hungryhouse resets thousands of customers' passwords

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Re: Very disappointing

It would seem that https://haveibeenpwned.com/ is not a very well known website outside of some IT types. I kicked this to my department a couple of months ago as a help and only 5 out of approximately 75 people had ever heard of it and were happy to find out about it.

German ex-pat jailed for smearing own pat all over Cork apartment

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Coat

Re: aspiring writer?

He was a crappy writer with bad handwriting. No one understood his masterpiece.

IT manager jailed for 5 years for attempting dark web gun buy

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Re: Don't the bizzies have any real terrorists to arrest?

The LEO's do a lot of that as such. Take a look at the Dread Pirate Roberts case, for example. Here in the States, they call it a "sting".

Australian cops rush to stop 2AM murder of … a spider

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Re: Sharks can't get in living room.

And they do insist on taking the TV remote and not giving it back.

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Judging from everything I've heard, that page may be the only one worth visiting. Either that or wait for El Reg to report on the goings on.

HTTPSohopeless: 26,000 Telstra Cisco boxen open to device hijacking

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Re: Is there a workaround or isn't there?

Yeah. you're right.. therein is the problem... Luckily I don't have to make those decisions cause I don't think there would be anyone left on the supplier list not just for switches/routers but PC's, phones, ISP/data services, OS's, programs, apps, etc. Makes me sad and angry at the same time...

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Is there a workaround or isn't there?

First we read: There are no patches or workarounds available for the security blunder, which potentially affect millions of users.

Followed in the same paragraph with: One workaround would be to ensure the SSH and HTTPS configuration servers in the routers are firewalled off from harm.

I guess it's time to toss Cisco into the scrap heap...

Sneaky Microsoft renamed its data slurper before sticking it back in Windows 10

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Re: I'm off to Change.org

Thanks Dr. Syntax and Anonymous Boring Coward. That clears things up for me.

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Microsoft aren't in the advertising business so don't have the need or the inclination to mine personal data.

Actually they are getting into it. They've mentioned "meaningful ads" on the desktop and in various applications. People have mentioned that there's a choice with some of the games... ads or pay per month. These are formerly "free" games that have around almost along as Windows. There's monetization coming in a big way to a desktop in front of you. Read what MS actually says on the business side as far as "profit", "monetization", etc. There's hints and statements but not headlines.

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Re: consumer brand?

Until people stand outside places like PC-World with banners describing the MS Data Slurp then I really don't thing the average consumer will ever get to hear about this.

You'll need a catchy hashtag phrase to start the ball rolling and lots of Twatterati posting it. Yeah.. I don't ever see this one happening.

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Black Helicopters

Re: Windows 10...

What? No approval by GCHQ? No approval by the Chinese? The Russians? Where's the Miscreant Seal of Approval? Damnit... this beast needs official approvals!!!!

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Re: I'm off to Change.org

Hmm.. not a bad idea... a choice. I'd pay for a pre-installed (without bloatware, thank you) Liniux that would require minimal configuration.

Which, as a newbee to the Linux world and researching... is there such a thing with a distro that would require minimal config? Also allow some of the legacy programs that are Windows only? I get a lot of mixed signals here and on the many of the sites with Linux distros, we Linux newbees seem to blasted into smithereens.

Disclaimer: I've run some of the old Linux/Unix distros probably 10-15 years ago, but the current batch still seems to need a lot of user input and knowledge to get it up and running.

Enterprise vendors get into the swing of Black Friday sales

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Meh

Millenials don't buy Black Friday..

And for the most part here in the States, companies are shutdown. Try getting finance to approve a server purchase in one day, much less on Black Friday. <shrugs>

Lights, power, action! Smartplugs with a twist

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Re: Utterly idiotic

I wish I could upvote you more than once. I'm still wondering why someone with the brains it takes to design this stuff couldn't design something, you know, useful, instead of something useless. Doesn't even have to be a serious problem, just something useful. This is waste of talents.

Microsoft Windows: The Next 30 Years

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@azaks -- Re: It isn't last 30/next 30. It's 15/15/15.

with most analysts rating the stock a "buy".

I'd be very cautious about listening to analysts. The last time I checked and admittedly it's been about 3 or 4 years, ENRON was listed as "buy".

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Telemetry and storage of the data...

It's become pretty much of axiom that it's "not if you get hacked but when". So all these PC's, tablets, etc. with telemetry that no one really knows what it is be sent 'home' is set by default to "on". This data has to be stored somewhere.

Which raises the question... what happens when MS gets attacked and pwned like a SONY or others? Methinks there's going to be any MS user is then even more vulnerable without even knowing it.

US gourmets sizzle in bacon-scented underwear

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Re: Yeah, you like bacon, I like bacon, now shut up about it and bring me some sausages

The current marketing driven "I love bacon" bandwagon is starting to get a bit tedious. Yeah, bacon is good and all that, but enough already.

Everything is marketing driven today. Even tech (Apple, for instance). Now all you have to do is get a media-storm going for IT security and that might make some inroads in our field of endeavors.

While you're figuring out how to make some security hype to drive the market, I'll go munch on bacon sarnie.

Nuisance call blocking firms fined £170,000 ... for making nuisance calls

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@Ledswinger -- Re: Can we have some collection statistics?

The sooner the ICO gets powers to bar directors and managers the better.

It's a good idea but practically speaking, I don't think it will work. What penalty for ignoring the 'ban' would work? How do you catch these guys? It's easy to open a shadow company where the board/ownership is hidden.

Green rectangles are the new rounded rectangles

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FAIL

I'd be willing to bet that the person who "designed" the green box got a flat rate. The person that came up with the bullshit got one helluva lot of money. On the maybe bright side, the corners aren't rounded which might begat another round of lawsuits.

Grow up, judge tells EFF: You’re worse than a complaining child

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Re: The Judge is right ...

Sorry, in the States it's still a "privilege" until the laws make it a "right".

IOCCO: Police 'reckless' for using terrorism powers on journo sources

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Re: So when the police break the law, it's called 'being reckless'.

They actually went one better as I recall.. "If the President does it, it's not illegal.".

Thai women drugged punters 'with Xanax-spiked nipples' – cops

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Re: Très amusant...

We take our bootnotes very seriously here. No teasing allowed unless it's in the story of course.