* Posts by Louis Schreurs BEng

109 posts • joined 14 Nov 2012

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Trump tramples US Constitution by blocking Twitter critics – lawsuit

Louis Schreurs BEng

partisan opinions

I really dislike the murrican commenters of being so extremely polariSed.

Smudges this beautiful website.

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It's the iPhone's 10th b'day or, as El Reg calls it, 'BILL RAY DAY'

Louis Schreurs BEng

I am getting me an iPhone, more about Jobs absence than anything, just like I won't visit murrica while that daft D is prez.

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Facebook, Microsoft, Twitter and YouTube create anti-terror group

Louis Schreurs BEng

as a future iphone user i want apple to team up with them

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Robocall spammers, you have one new voicemail message: CUT IT OUT!

Louis Schreurs BEng

Re: Voice mail? Are we still in the 20th Centrury?

So there you are driving along and your mobile rings

Even if you have hands free, me thinks you are a .... to be drivin' and phonin'.

Oh yeah, so important to get that order, the punter will go to another seller IMMEDIATELY after you did not pick up the phone.

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Blighty's first aircraft carrier in six years is set to take to the seas

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Re: Captain Pedant

define 'real captain' with citations please, not phrom wikipeadio.

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Tesla death smash probe: Neither driver nor autopilot saw the truck

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Re: Technology assists it doesnt do it for you

Autodarwinated. Love that.

Instant Karma. Love that too.

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Re: Right, $50 of bars will stop a 4000lb car going 74mph.

Deceleration from 74 to 0 mph over that short a distance is also in the "quite possibly dead" category.

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Re: BlehRe: Bleh Think your looking at this wrong Tim.

Your guessing's upvotes make me wanna guess who would want to upvote another person's guess?

Mu guess is that if the sensors don't sense a huge truck, they'll neither sense something relatively small to the truck stuck to said truck

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Intel's Skylake and Kaby Lake CPUs have nasty hyper-threading bug

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Re: Not good news for the new iMac...

I am shure you personally can't be shure of that, i.e., you cannot know that.

Or are you some kind of Apple employee?

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Software dev bombshell: Programmers who use spaces earn MORE than those who use tabs

Louis Schreurs BEng

tabs take fewer keystrokes

_= one keystroke, or isn't it?

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Louis Schreurs BEng

correlation is not causation.

All I wanted to say to EEEEEVREBOOOODY in science.

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From landslide to buried alive: Why 2017 election forecasts weren't wrong

Louis Schreurs BEng

This article read/felt like it was written by a statistician.

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Louis Schreurs BEng
Happy

Swing when you're winning

I speed-read: Swing when you're wHining

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Congressman drafts COVFEFE Act to preserve Trump's Twitter tantrums

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Re: Huffington Post, Tech addition.

And

I would like to coin > gun powder grain < for all the repliers I hope

to get, as opposed to the snowflakes that are the usual targets of the

gun powder grains, that tend to explode under the most undesired

circumstances.

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Donald Trumped: Comey says Prez is a liar – and admits he's a leaker

Louis Schreurs BEng
Devil

Who's a liar?

lawyer (n.) Look up lawyer at Dictionary.com

late 14c. lauier, lawer, lawere (mid-14c. as a surname), "one versed in law, one whose profession is suits in court or client advice on legal rights," from Middle English lawe "law" (see law) + -iere. Spelling with -y- predominated from 17c. (see -yer). In the New Testament (Luke xiv.3, etc.) "interpreter of Mosaic law." Old English had lahwita, with wita "sage, wise man; adviser councilor." Related: Lawyerly.

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First-day-on-the-job dev: I accidentally nuked production database, was instantly fired

Louis Schreurs BEng
Devil

Re: Oops

Student Days;

Ooh such a joy to type format c:\

or something like that on every available terminal

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Louis Schreurs BEng

Gordon Ramsay

I just binge watched a whole lot of Hotel Hell, Kitchen Nightmares (UK and USA)

Seems to me the whole IT industry needs something like it and the muppets in the mentioned IT firm are cooking up some tarts the wrong way.

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US spymasters trash Kaspersky: AV tools can't be trusted, we've stuck a probe in them

Louis Schreurs BEng

Пшёл на хуй, блядь

Google translates:

Fuck you, fuck.

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Oracle: You've got such strong arms, Mr Pai. Oh, hello, Donald! We didn't see you there

Louis Schreurs BEng

Re: Not going to happen....

John, the fact that his daughter IS in his white house harem is nepotism.

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Facebook is abusive. It's time to divorce it

Louis Schreurs BEng

It's still a scam, but trust an American to find a truck-sized loophole

It's still a scam, but trust an American to find a truck-sized loophole in law and monetise the hell out of it before it gets plugged.

Now they have a president who knows from first hand.

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Boffins gently wake the Large Hadron Collider from annual hibernation

Louis Schreurs BEng

Re: Stable Beams.

Does Trump have a white hole or a brown hole or a brown nose?

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Gamers red hot with fury over Intel Core i7-7700 temperature spikes

Louis Schreurs BEng

Baahhhhhhhhh

Silly gamers

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Microsoft, Oracle sued: Tech duo accused of trampling DB patents

Louis Schreurs BEng

DB

DB = Deutsche Bahn

.. = DataBase

MB isnot MegaBit

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Apple fanbois are officially sheeple. Yes, you heard. Deal with it

Louis Schreurs BEng

I like to think that if you don't get offended by aforementioned, you don't belong to the sheeple.

i.e. only sheeple get offended

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Louis Schreurs BEng
Devil

Re: From the site that loves to hate on Apple

Rudeness unit from El Reg;

Rudeness estimated: 11.5 Sheeple

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Colliders, containers, dark matter: The CERN atom smasher's careful cloud revolution

Louis Schreurs BEng

not part of the solution

spotted unreadable/wrong/silly speel erors, or something like that, and the button for tips and corrections does nothing

"However, there's also and understanding of the cost."

the Helix Nebula imitative

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NASA's Cassini snaps pic inside Saturn's ring – peace among the stars

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Megaphone

Murrica

"In the grandest tradition of exploration, NASA's Cassini spacecraft has once again blazed a trail, showing us new wonders and demonstrating where our curiosity can take us if we dare,"

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Nuh-uh, Google, you WILL hand over emails stored on foreign servers, says US judge

Louis Schreurs BEng

'damned foreigner'

nononononononononononononononononoooooooooooooo

Fuckin' Alien

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New MH370 analysis again says we looked in the wrong places

Louis Schreurs BEng

Re: It is a waste of time

http://www.metaldetector.com/learn/buying-guide-articles/beach-water-hunting/reviewing-the-best-underwater-metal-detectors

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NASA agent faces heat for 'degrading' moon rock sting during which grandmother wet herself

Louis Schreurs BEng

security breech on El Reg or me being a moron

https://nizowtorquecars.org/9681435550816/25dc64216145115b8785744475f48c4e/4e1d43403a8b22323eacf2caef4a66b6.html

this showed up for the second time when viewing El REg

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Webcam sex blackmailer faces extradition to Canada to stand trial for bullied teen's suicide

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But

I totally agree with the condemnation of this .... person

And yet I believe that all this shite is to be adressed to the fact that humans are not able to upbring their children to have themselves behave in a self-protective manner......

.... and that has to be reckonned to be the effect of humans rebelling ability.....

... sooo this is the way human society works.....

..... I hate humans.

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Head of US military kit-testing slams F-35, says it's scarcely fit to fly

Louis Schreurs BEng
Devil

........drag it to Brexit.

We need a 'Farages Law' no matter what the subject is being spoken about someone will always drag it to Brexit.

Now wait for the Nazi reference.

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Alabama man gets electrocuted after sleeping with iPhone

Louis Schreurs BEng
Devil

The case is...

the guy was just stupid.

As for British plugs, they are over-engineered, because......

there was a tradition to do things traditionally, rendering into a situation that there were safety hazards all over the country thus forcing an overly safety-minded approach to legislation for the outlets, plugs and general installation.

and also people as a country were that retarded that they lived in houses totally unsafe, rendering in legislation to overly safety minded anti-fire (fire-fighting) regulations all over the UK buildings.

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Is this a solution to Trump signing away your digital privacy? We give Invizbox Go a go

Louis Schreurs BEng

Re: Congress shot itself in the foot

Sounds to me like a real Trump deal.

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Microsoft wants screaming Windows fans, not just users

Louis Schreurs BEng

Yup. In the same way that ...

Trump listens to voters. I have no idea what these guys snort for breakfast, but it is probably as white as Ubers management.

that reads like poetry

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DevOps hype? Sometimes a pizza really is just a pizza

Louis Schreurs BEng

to me the plan do .... act line of doing things is just a servo mechanism, that's really old technology, perhaps put in practice by people who want to tell other people how to improve (insultants?)

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So my ISP can now sell my browsing history – what can I do?

Louis Schreurs BEng

Big Brother is watching you

George Orwell's 1984 is literally becoming reality supported by law.

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We are supposed to live in a free market in the US, ......

Yes, The Reg is based in the USA.

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Louis Schreurs BEng

Do all readers live in USA

I stopped reading the article because I got the feeling that this article seems to me to assume that every reader is subject to this USA law, or am I just a non-native-english speaker/reader and/or missing the point completely?

Nevertheless I am annoyed and perhaps worried 'bout this insane murrican lawmaking...

So now I will continue reading the article.

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Your internet history on sale to highest bidder: US Congress votes to shred ISP privacy rules

Louis Schreurs BEng

Big Brother is watching you

George Orwell's 1984 is literally becoming reality supported by law.

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Bloke whose drone was blasted out of sky by angry dad loses another court battle for compo

Louis Schreurs BEng

Re: Cricket bats

the minimium will do nicely

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Blinking cursor devours CPU cycles in Visual Studio Code editor

Louis Schreurs BEng
IT Angle

Notepad The Winner

I always use Notepad to script or code.

But then again, I never do script or code.

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Apple empties gas can, strikes match, burns bridge to hot-patch apps

Louis Schreurs BEng
Devil

Yeah

So the need for hotpatching comes from ........... indecent code that was released before it was decent code?

The IT community should think about giving out a house for rent before fixing the leaking roof. Or selling, or better, giving out to hire for other people a car with bad wheel bearings.

IT should roll out code that has no flaws, but I bet this will be impossible, according to the people who work in IT in general, but that says everything about the used people and software, imo incompetent for the most, or at least for an important part.

Biting the hand that feeds IT.

Start the downvoting.....................

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BONG! Lasers crack Big Ben frequency riddle BONG! No idea what to do with this info BONG!

Louis Schreurs BEng

FFT

Nobody comment on that a normal measuring microphone, or for that matter any bad microphone would ve picked up those frequencies and toss them in a FFT, or Cubase or something.. This is a nice engineering effort to pinpoint the mechanical behaviour causing the acoustic effects........... In Eindhoven, The Netherlands, some student picked up a degree, something like a PhD, on modeling this kind of clocks YEARS ago and would have found the mechanical behaviour just by simulating the thing. This was just a PR stunt, good one imo.............

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America halts fast processing of H-1B skilled worker visas

Louis Schreurs BEng

Brexit

I read some or a lot of comments on effects of the brexit.

Seems to me that some things are to be done, according to commenters, by the UK government to mitigate the effects of the brexit itself, thus making me think, why brexit in the first place...................

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Boffins show Intel's SGX can leak crypto keys

Louis Schreurs BEng

Blueprint

I would do it the same way.

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Third of Donald Trump's debate deplorables are mindless automatons

Louis Schreurs BEng

1983

The Matrix

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Tesla's big news today:
sudo killall -9 Autopilot

Louis Schreurs BEng

HARDware

ONboard HARDware; so the board is software?????????

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Criticize Donald Trump, get your site smashed offline from Russia

Louis Schreurs BEng
Unhappy

Re: Despair ; The problem lies not with inferior candidates. It is inferior voters.

that's my real issue with modern democracy

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Revolutionary Brit-made SABRE hybrid rocket engine to burn in 2020

Louis Schreurs BEng

£60m (US$80m)

Yup, you using only £ and US$ and not € makes me supporting the Brexit, as an EU resident. Go Go Brits!!!!! pleese dont mind the speling errorrs.

[edit] hehehe, did not read all when making a comment, so reading on reveals:

The ESA will administer €10m

hahahaha

so how much £ and US$ is €10m ??????????????????

pleese dont mind the speling errorrs still true

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