* Posts by Louis Schreurs BEng

127 posts • joined 14 Nov 2012

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Google: This may shock you, but we also banked thousands of dollars to run Russian propaganda

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Re: So what?

I wholeheartedly (if that's proper English) agree.

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Coin

The Orange Press

or

Grand Orange Press

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and keep feeding the Press's outrage.

I read:

keep feeding the Press's Orange

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Support team discovers 'official' vendor paper doesn't rob you blind

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had a stint as a service engineer for CD/DVD replication lines (= CD/DVD manufacturing)

those things where more handling robot (=pick&place) than enything else

story is totally in line with my experiences

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Commodore 64 makes a half-sized comeback

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when bought, you still can't use it

USB power lead *

* Packaging does not include AC Adapter

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Azure fell over for 7 hours in Europe because someone accidentally set off the fire extinguishers

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Re: Cost a pretty penny

I found evidence in other comments that there are actually many farms that still have water in their fire extinguishing systems

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Town wants Amazon's new HQ so much it plans to split off new town called 'Amazon'

Louis Schreurs BEng
Devil

the demise of chance for happiness for all comes with the leverage of big entities like companies that big as amazon or countries as big as murrica

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Thomas the Tank Engine lobotomised by fat (remote) controller

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Just last week I thought it would be better to first put autonomous vehicles on rails and when that runs safely, try it out on the roads with no rails.

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Linus Torvalds' lifestyle tips for hackers: Be like me, work in a bathrobe, no showers before noon

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Re: The money motive

Debuggering from now on should be the default term.

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David Potter rejoins 'New New Psion' as Hon.Chairman

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I really hope this guy will make shure the clamshells ship before Xmass.

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The new, new Psion is getting near production. Here's what it looks like

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Paris Hilton

(untitled)

I sincerely hope for all involved and for world&dog that the thingies will be delivered by Xmass time, really I do!!! (no sarcasm, trolling or whatever intended)

Geeez,, I want that thing! Can't afford it. allass

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Developer swings DMCA sueball at foul-mouthed streamer PewDiePie

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Re: Perjury

World of Tanks vs. Foch, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYmKvoh0a_7yx0PKNtSSrNA

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SpaceX sneaks in X-37B space plane launch ahead of Hurricane Irma

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Happy

Re: Getting bored now

Anyone starting playing Kerbal Space Program surely can recognize the feat.

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It's official: Users navigate flat UI designs 22 per cent slower

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Re: Fashion victims

url says:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Lotus-123-3.0-MSDOS.png

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Climate-change skeptic lined up to run NASA in this Trump timeline

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irrefutable proof that mankind is causing or hastening climate change

^

does not exist

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Google's Hollywood 'interventions' made on-screen coders cooler

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Columbo's Wife

His wife is a real person!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078635/

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Well, whad'ya know? 'No evidence' that Obama wiretapped Trump Tower

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Happy

Re: Big John

waiting for promises to delete his The Register account.....................

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Space boffins competing for $20m Moon robot X-Prize are told: Be there by March 31 – or bust

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ΔV

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Trump tramples US Constitution by blocking Twitter critics – lawsuit

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partisan opinions

I really dislike the murrican commenters of being so extremely polariSed.

Smudges this beautiful website.

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It's the iPhone's 10th b'day or, as El Reg calls it, 'BILL RAY DAY'

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I am getting me an iPhone, more about Jobs absence than anything, just like I won't visit murrica while that daft D is prez.

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Facebook, Microsoft, Twitter and YouTube create anti-terror group

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as a future iphone user i want apple to team up with them

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Robocall spammers, you have one new voicemail message: CUT IT OUT!

Louis Schreurs BEng

Re: Voice mail? Are we still in the 20th Centrury?

So there you are driving along and your mobile rings

Even if you have hands free, me thinks you are a .... to be drivin' and phonin'.

Oh yeah, so important to get that order, the punter will go to another seller IMMEDIATELY after you did not pick up the phone.

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Blighty's first aircraft carrier in six years is set to take to the seas

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Re: Captain Pedant

define 'real captain' with citations please, not phrom wikipeadio.

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Tesla death smash probe: Neither driver nor autopilot saw the truck

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Re: Technology assists it doesnt do it for you

Autodarwinated. Love that.

Instant Karma. Love that too.

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Re: Right, $50 of bars will stop a 4000lb car going 74mph.

Deceleration from 74 to 0 mph over that short a distance is also in the "quite possibly dead" category.

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Re: BlehRe: Bleh Think your looking at this wrong Tim.

Your guessing's upvotes make me wanna guess who would want to upvote another person's guess?

Mu guess is that if the sensors don't sense a huge truck, they'll neither sense something relatively small to the truck stuck to said truck

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Intel's Skylake and Kaby Lake CPUs have nasty hyper-threading bug

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Re: Not good news for the new iMac...

I am shure you personally can't be shure of that, i.e., you cannot know that.

Or are you some kind of Apple employee?

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Software dev bombshell: Programmers who use spaces earn MORE than those who use tabs

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tabs take fewer keystrokes

_= one keystroke, or isn't it?

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correlation is not causation.

All I wanted to say to EEEEEVREBOOOODY in science.

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From landslide to buried alive: Why 2017 election forecasts weren't wrong

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This article read/felt like it was written by a statistician.

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Happy

Swing when you're winning

I speed-read: Swing when you're wHining

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Congressman drafts COVFEFE Act to preserve Trump's Twitter tantrums

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Re: Huffington Post, Tech addition.

And

I would like to coin > gun powder grain < for all the repliers I hope

to get, as opposed to the snowflakes that are the usual targets of the

gun powder grains, that tend to explode under the most undesired

circumstances.

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Donald Trumped: Comey says Prez is a liar – and admits he's a leaker

Louis Schreurs BEng
Devil

Who's a liar?

lawyer (n.) Look up lawyer at Dictionary.com

late 14c. lauier, lawer, lawere (mid-14c. as a surname), "one versed in law, one whose profession is suits in court or client advice on legal rights," from Middle English lawe "law" (see law) + -iere. Spelling with -y- predominated from 17c. (see -yer). In the New Testament (Luke xiv.3, etc.) "interpreter of Mosaic law." Old English had lahwita, with wita "sage, wise man; adviser councilor." Related: Lawyerly.

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First-day-on-the-job dev: I accidentally nuked production database, was instantly fired

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Devil

Re: Oops

Student Days;

Ooh such a joy to type format c:\

or something like that on every available terminal

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Gordon Ramsay

I just binge watched a whole lot of Hotel Hell, Kitchen Nightmares (UK and USA)

Seems to me the whole IT industry needs something like it and the muppets in the mentioned IT firm are cooking up some tarts the wrong way.

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US spymasters trash Kaspersky: AV tools can't be trusted, we've stuck a probe in them

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Пшёл на хуй, блядь

Google translates:

Fuck you, fuck.

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Oracle: You've got such strong arms, Mr Pai. Oh, hello, Donald! We didn't see you there

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Re: Not going to happen....

John, the fact that his daughter IS in his white house harem is nepotism.

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Facebook is abusive. It's time to divorce it

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It's still a scam, but trust an American to find a truck-sized loophole

It's still a scam, but trust an American to find a truck-sized loophole in law and monetise the hell out of it before it gets plugged.

Now they have a president who knows from first hand.

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Boffins gently wake the Large Hadron Collider from annual hibernation

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Re: Stable Beams.

Does Trump have a white hole or a brown hole or a brown nose?

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Gamers red hot with fury over Intel Core i7-7700 temperature spikes

Louis Schreurs BEng

Baahhhhhhhhh

Silly gamers

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Microsoft, Oracle sued: Tech duo accused of trampling DB patents

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DB

DB = Deutsche Bahn

.. = DataBase

MB isnot MegaBit

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Apple fanbois are officially sheeple. Yes, you heard. Deal with it

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I like to think that if you don't get offended by aforementioned, you don't belong to the sheeple.

i.e. only sheeple get offended

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Louis Schreurs BEng
Devil

Re: From the site that loves to hate on Apple

Rudeness unit from El Reg;

Rudeness estimated: 11.5 Sheeple

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Colliders, containers, dark matter: The CERN atom smasher's careful cloud revolution

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not part of the solution

spotted unreadable/wrong/silly speel erors, or something like that, and the button for tips and corrections does nothing

"However, there's also and understanding of the cost."

the Helix Nebula imitative

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NASA's Cassini snaps pic inside Saturn's ring – peace among the stars

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Megaphone

Murrica

"In the grandest tradition of exploration, NASA's Cassini spacecraft has once again blazed a trail, showing us new wonders and demonstrating where our curiosity can take us if we dare,"

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Nuh-uh, Google, you WILL hand over emails stored on foreign servers, says US judge

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'damned foreigner'

nononononononononononononononononoooooooooooooo

Fuckin' Alien

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New MH370 analysis again says we looked in the wrong places

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Re: It is a waste of time

http://www.metaldetector.com/learn/buying-guide-articles/beach-water-hunting/reviewing-the-best-underwater-metal-detectors

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NASA agent faces heat for 'degrading' moon rock sting during which grandmother wet herself

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security breech on El Reg or me being a moron

https://nizowtorquecars.org/9681435550816/25dc64216145115b8785744475f48c4e/4e1d43403a8b22323eacf2caef4a66b6.html

this showed up for the second time when viewing El REg

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Webcam sex blackmailer faces extradition to Canada to stand trial for bullied teen's suicide

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But

I totally agree with the condemnation of this .... person

And yet I believe that all this shite is to be adressed to the fact that humans are not able to upbring their children to have themselves behave in a self-protective manner......

.... and that has to be reckonned to be the effect of humans rebelling ability.....

... sooo this is the way human society works.....

..... I hate humans.

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Head of US military kit-testing slams F-35, says it's scarcely fit to fly

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Devil

........drag it to Brexit.

We need a 'Farages Law' no matter what the subject is being spoken about someone will always drag it to Brexit.

Now wait for the Nazi reference.

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