* Posts by lorisarvendu

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Bitcoin breaks US$1,000

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Bitcoin - asset or currency?

Yes I know it's a currency really, but many of the discussions I've read online over the years seem to argue this point. Like if I buy an object of value (house, car, antique furniture, whatever) and I sell it for a profit, I'm not liable for tax unless I do it enough times for the IR(S) to consider I'm using it a source of income.

On the other hand, if I put any amount of money into a Savings Account, then no matter how much or little interest I make, I'm automatically taxed on it. That to me is a difference between an asset and a currency.

So what about Bitcoin? In the last 6 months the Dollar value of 1BTC has doubled. For Tax purposes, is Bitcoin an asset or a currency? I could have bought 10 BTC on eBay for £250 five years ago. If I sold them today I'd make about £80,000. Would that be taxable?

Support chap's Sonic Screwdriver fixes PC as user fumes in disbelief

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Hmm, I now have images in my noggin from the film Bedazzled (1967) starring Dudley Moore, and featuring Peter Cook as the Devil, Raquel Welch as Lust, and Barry Humphries as Envy. Naturally!

Spot the reflection of the TARDIS in a shop window in that film!

Three certainties in life: Death, taxes and the speed of light – wait no, maybe not that last one

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Re: Science? What happened to "hypothesis" vs "theory"?

"I don't think anyone ACTUALLY belives this.

It's just convenient not to have to think about it."

I believe it wholeheartedly. The idea that the Big Bang was the creation of space and of time has a simple beauty to it. Time as we know it began at the instant of the explosion of energy. Thus terms like "before" and (presumably) "after" become meaningless, since they are only valid terms with a frame of reference involving Time. There was no time "before" the Universe since there was no "before" for it be part of.

If you want to argue Cause & Effect, why not imagine running the film of the Universe backwards. As we approach the beginning of Space and Time, causes and their effects appear closer together, until at the point of the Universe's creation all Time and Space exists in a state where any cause and any effect take place simultaneously. So the Big Bang caused the Big Bang, since the Big Bang was the First ever Event.

Forget Khan and Klingons, Star Trek's greatest trick was simply surviving

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Re: The Future is pretty close to what it used to be...

"Happy to be corrected on the actual circumstances of the quote."

Happy to oblige!

When asked by Time magazine in 1994, "How do the Heisenberg compensators work?" Michael Okuda replied, "They work just fine, thank you."

(From Trek's Memory-Alpha wiki on "heisenberg compensators")

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Re: Wot no Picard?

"Well then why did the article mention season two and three at all?!? We should only talk about those next year and two years from now!"

For the same reason the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who referenced every season from 1963 to 2013. It was one series. TOS and TNG aren't. They are separate series in the same franchise.

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The Future is pretty close to what it used to be...

While some of the human attitudes in these early days of the Federation appear to have dated badly (based as they were on 1960s America), some aspects of the technology haven't, which is surprising for Scifi (think Back to the Future 2 - they have cars that fly, but still fax machines).

OK so the counters on the helm were decidedly non-digital, but the Transporter, Phasers and Communicators still look futuristic even by today's standards. Characters in early Trek treated technology as simply a fact of Federation life, without trying to explain it to the viewer (other SF shows often fall down in this regard, including ST:TNG, which practically invented the concept of technobabble). Perhaps that's the secret of good SF drama - never dissect technology, simply give it a good name and just allow your characters to use it and accept that it works.

One of the most telling examples of this was an episode where Kirk walks towards a door and it doesn't open. The look on his face is priceless, because in Kirk's world things like doors just work and when he encounters one that doesn't, he's as nonplussed* as we would be with a light-switch or a cold-water tap.

*Note original, non-North American meaning of the word "nonplussed"

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Re: Wot no Picard?

"Is there a Part 2 coming about TNG? Pleeease say there is...

Pleeease..."

Since the article is specifically about how 2016 is 50 years since TOS first aired, you will probably have to wait until 2037 for your Part 2. Sorry.

Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options

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Re: Strange logic

I have a hard time making sense of this. If we talk about highly qualified people, the big European countries certainly do NOT want those people to work in the UK. They would prefer to see them stay at home, generate business and pay local taxes. There's no unemployment problem there. Does anyone see Germany or France say: "hey, the finance jobs we want to take away from you? You can keep them, and on top we're happy to send you our best qualified people."?

You make a good point there that I had never considered before. Free movement of Services, Goods & People aren't actually all equivalent. If you export Services or Goods to another EU country then you gain money in return. The more you export the better it is for your economy. But exporting people is actually opposite. You lose their skills, and the tax they pay (and the money they spend on goods themselves) goes to the country you exported them to. Which means Free Movement of people is only beneficial to your economy if there's a net plus to your country. So why did we object to so many EU nationals coming over here?

Have I missed something here?

Paper mountain, hidden Brexit: How'd you say immigration control would work?

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Re: @Charlie: Simple is best

Isn't that rather the point?

Instead of sending £££ to the Eu to be spread out across the continent with £ coming back to the UK you could simply send £ (or perhaps ££) direct to the region.

Bit like how whenever someone retires where you work, the resultant saving in wages is always redistributed amongst the existing employees. Because that always happens.

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Re: Simple is best

You may be right but how about just Essex? Gets my vote.

Oi! My unmarried daughter lives in Essex with her 3 kids!...oh...wait...

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Re: Parliamentary negligence

"There is no recession."

Technically correct, since you have to have 2 successive quarters of negative growth before you are in one. So we won't know for another 3 months whether we are actually in one or not. If we are, and I see you on here round December time, I'll be sure to remind you.

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Re: ac: Let's hope

"Also a a fellow commentard has pointed out, if the votes were totted up in the same manner as a general election, it would have been significantly more in favour of leave!"

Alternately if a General Election were totted up in the same manner as a Referendum, we might not have a Conservative Government.

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Re: Parliamentary negligence

"The reason why a referendum to change the status quo should have a substantial majority is to ensure that the country as a whole is sufficiently behind such a commitment and is prepared to accept the consequences if the reality isn't what they expected. The vote shows it isn't."

Agreed. The Referendum is incorrectly seen as a fork in the road, with either direction being of equal validity, and involving equal and opposite consequence. It wasn't. It was a slip road on a motorway, with the choice being "continue and nothing changes" or "take the next exit".

The very words "stay" or "leave" show this. If you decide to sell your house and move, or stay in it; if you decide to leave your job or stay; if you decide to divorce your partner, or remain married, you're not at a fork in a road. Nobody would accept that these life-changing examples should be equally weighted, so why should the Referendum?

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Re: Let's hope

"How dare you suggest such a thing! Rhubarb rhubarb, undemocratic, rhubarb rhubarb, take back control, rhubarb rhubarb, make Britain great again!"

You forgot "will of the people" dude!

Adblock Plus blocks Facebook block of Adblock Plus block of Facebook block of Adblock Plus block of Facebook ads

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"This is an awesome war over the minds of cretins who use Facebook."

Insulting people who use a site for social contact by posting on a forum which is also used for social contact. The irony of the human race.

Facebook to forcefeed you web ads, whether you like it or not: Ad blocker? Get the Zuck out!

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Re: Simple solution...

I do wonder why the people who are concerned about loss of anonymity on the web not only still post on The Reg's forum, but probably several other forums as well. There kind of seems to be an underlying sense that being a member of Slashdot, Bitcointalk, Linuxquestions, TheRegister (to name but a few) is nice and safe (probably because they're cool) but because Facebook, Google and Yahoo are a) Bad Corporations and b) frequented by everyone else who isn't cool (i.e. Joe Public) then there's some sort of difference.

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Re: Simple solution...

"Either you have an inordinate amount of relatives spread over a large age-range, or they live somewhere where time works differently to the rest of us!"

I'm 54 years old. I have 3 children, 3 grandchildren, 2 nephews, 1 niece, 4 cousins, and 2 great-nephews under the age of 2. So yes I do see new pictures and videos every day. I assure you this isn't an unusual amount of relatives and time works perfectly normally where they are.

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"You know that the internet is optional? You guys can go back to writing your own content on A4 paper? Or you could start a movement so that everyone pays for access to sites!!! whats that you dont want to pay? People blocking ads will mean less people use them which will mean more garbage ads and less content. the ads most people hate are sites that no one would want to advertise on or providers desperate for revenue. By blocking ads surely your just making this worse? And to those who say "If i have to see ads i'll go somewhere else" You chose to use an ad blocker rather than avoid a site so i doubt that."

Have your 1st upvote. I wish I could give you more.

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Re: Simple solution...

"Of course, if you really like the "Facebook experience," that may be worth it to you, so your mileage may vary. My wife would be lost without it, and many others fall into that category. But I can't imagine wanting to use it or anything that basically sells my personal data to make money (bad enough), then wants to make yet MORE money by shoving ads at me that I can't block. Of course, this is an accepted business model - see Google et al."

I'm quite happy for Facebook to see my personal data to make money, since the only data they are selling is my anonymous Facebook account data. I have no data on my profile about where I work, what part of the country I'm in, or even my true age (I had to put something down, so input 1st January 1980). I had an argument with someone at work about this recently. They claimed that we were slurping data about our users, while I tried to point out that all they were picking up was our users' account names, which were linked to nothing about their actual real identities. He still didn't accept that N0458301942@our.company.co.uk didn't tell anyone anything about the person who the username belonged to, since it wasn't linked to their real name, address, age, sex, political affliation...in short nothing worthwhile.

Going back to the ads though, there are two extremes here - legitimate web sites that have to use advertising and banners (remember them?) to generate revenue to offset the masses of free traffic that the site owner has to pay for, while at the other end we have sites that are practically unreadable through endless pop-ups and secondary pages that obscure the single page you actually want to read. Ad-blockers were created in response to the second of these, while unfortunately also scuppering the first.

Facebook's ads can be annoying, but they appear to try and tread a middle ground between giving you the experience you want (and keeping you using the service) and funding the very page that you use for free.

The alternative to this is the Paywall model, which should give a relatively ad-free experience, but which of course people also object to. "The Web Should Be Free!" they cry, ignoring the fact that it costs money to deliver web content, and where's that money going to come from? If ad-blockers had existed twenty years ago, sites like Twitter and Facebook (hell, even Google and Yahoo) probably wouldn't exist by now. And before you say that might be a good thing, bollocks to you. My Facebook friends list consists almost entirely of my extended family who are spread out all over the country, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't get to see and enjoy photos and videos of my young nephews, neices and cousins as they learn to walk and talk, play in their gardens, start at their new schools, attend their proms, graduate from their Universities, and eventually post their own videos of themselves getting wasted in fancy dress.

You can't send 10 minute videos of junior winning the egg and spoon race at Sports Day by email, and you certainly can't send it through a land-line.

The world is full of ads, from billboards to shop-windows, to newspapers and magazines. Facebook is no different.

BBC detector vans are back to spy on your home Wi-Fi – if you can believe it

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Re: Hardwired connection

"Actually, in the old Analogue broadcast TV days, the detector vans picked up the individual house tv's local oscillator signals being radiated from the house aerial (stray RF from the LO). "

Quite a few decades ago I remember watching a news item about how the same technology could be used to eavesdrop on any CRT screen. This was demonstrate by a couple of boffins sitting inside a darkened detector van parked outside a High Street bank and picking up a fuzzy picture of a banking terminal. The point was made that picking up bank details in such a way wasn't illegal - until you actually used the information gained. I've no idea what programme this was (though I seem to remember it was a BBC 6 O'clock news article) or when it was, but this article seems to bear it out:

https://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/ih98-tempest.pdf

Email proves UK boffins axed from EU research in Brexit aftermath

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Re: From the number of downvotes

"(Waits for histrionic levels of down voting)"

Well I downvoted you not because I was histrionic, but because after insulting other posters on this forum with comments like "Sad Losers Parade" and "Remain sadsters" you deserve it. What did you expect?

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Re: Article 50

"Fortunately there's a way back from this mess. The referendum has no force of law. Parliament can decide to ignore the bogus result. If you're a UK voter, write to your MP requesting him/her to vote down every attempt to invoke Article 50."

I did exactly that. Unfortunately even though my MP (Erewash) was a Remain supporter, I got a standard reply back explaining how everything would be alright and the Government was going to do it's best to ensure that the process of leaving the EU went as smoothly as possible, and that the best possible deal would be gained for the UK.

No mention of the reason I actually wrote to her, so I suspect an onllne petition might have more chance.

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Re: @ Archtech Thank you Mr.Farage

"The Brexit campaign were told repeatedly that the £350 million figure was inaccurate and misleading. Yet they stuck with it right up to the day after the vote. Is that not dishonest?"

I suspect they were strapped for cash and it would have cost too much to repaint the bus.

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Re: Thank you Mr.Farage

" We pay more than we receive, its not too tricky to work out we can divert some of that cash to ourselves and if the eu are breaking their own rules we need to stop paying now."

That endlessly repeated mantra of "we put more in than we get out, that's unfair" cracks me up. As if every single member country in the EU could get more out than they put in. How exactly would that work? From what I can see Germany and France pay more than the UK but I don't see us fighting their corner.

It's like someone with a well-paid job complaining about their Income Tax, while pointing at those with low-paid jobs who receive more in Benefit than they pay in Tax, and saying "why can't we all get out more than we put in?"

What's Brexit? How Tech UK tore up its plans after June 23

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Re: Histrionics

I took was shocked and horrified. Now I am just depressed. Mainly on three counts.

i work for a UK university that faces losing EU Research grants, and that may have a bearing on my continued employment in the future.

My wife works for a High Street financial institution that has now announced the start of a phase of branch closures and redundancies, citing Brexit as the reason. This may or may not be the true reason, but it could have a bearing on her continued employment in the future.

My son has just started his first job - an apprenticeship in the pharmaceutical industry. His apprenticeship is funded by the EU. He is worried that this could have a bearing on his continued employment in the future.

Thanks Brexit.

Free Windows 10 upgrade: Time is running out – should you do it?

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"I'm currently on Windows 8.1.

But some days, I have this nostalgic urge to go back to Windows 98 SE."

98 Second Edition? Are you mad? Blue-screen city Arizona!

On the other hand, Windows Millennium...now we're talking. :)

UK gov says new Home Sec will have powers to ban end-to-end encryption

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Re: A suggestion

"Ministers, should be forced to show a basic understanding of a subject before commenting, then we would be spared the time and energy of being incensed by this BS suggestions."

I've been in IT since the 1990s and it has taken me some time to get my head round the mechanics of encryption, so the chances of any Govt Minister (who is after all only an MP elected through a 5-yearly opinion poll, not an expert in any particular field) being successfully brought up to speed within a week of gaining a Cabinet post are laughably small.

But anyway, no matter how ill-informed their comments seem to be, I refuse to believe that the Civil Service department they are in charge of doesn't include people who do understand the subject. The Home Office may be headed by a person whose tenure is likely to be no more than 5 years, but the "cockroaches of government" (to quote Torchwood's Mr. Dekker) have years worth of experience in Finance, Foreign Affairs, Economics and IT.

Which is why statements like this never get past the sound-bite stage before the people who actually do the work say "sorry, what you ask is impossible, no can do."

Note that these yearly pronouncements (on both sides of the Atlantic I might add) always focus on the Criminal aspects, claiming that encryption is the tool of the terrorist, and never ever mention how it underpins almost all secure financial communication on the interwebz. All the electorate seems to be told is that SCIS (aka "So-called Islamic State" - I hereby trademark this acronym!) use encryption to communicate their nefarious plans, therefore encryption is bad. However in the next breath they tell us that Crims and Fraudsters are trying to steal our credit cards and bank details, and thank God we have encryption.

It's non-joined up Govt spin, vote-grabbing and stroking the electorate, (90% of whom know as little about the technicalities of encryption as most MPs).

Fear and Brexit in Tech City: Digital 'elite' are having a nervous breakdown

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"An incoming Remain PM could have the option of asking Parliament to repeal that act and hold a general election fought primarily on that issue so that it would be a new Parliament that would (or wouldn't) invoke section 50; there seems to be a general feeling over the last few decades that kicking stuff to the other side of a general election is a Good Thing in that it gives the electorate a chance to reflect. Irrespective of the next PM's views it would still be a Good Thing. In fact I think even some of the Leavers were saying that - or it might just have been Boris."

If this course of action was (or more likely is) being considered by the current Government, then it will only work if there is no mention of it beforehand by anyone. Theresa May's recent comments are very telling - "Brexit means Brexit" and "no second referendum". On the surface this seems to say that if May becomes PM she is committed to taking us out. However she isn't saying that. She isn't saying "We WILL leave the EU, in accordance with the results of the Referendum/Will of the People". She is saying "Leaving means Leaving" which says nothing, and "no second referendum", which we all know.

These well-chosen phrases seek to reunite the country, to tell the Remainers to give up fighting, and to reassure the Leavers that the Govt is on your side and will honour your vote.

When she then announces that the Government is ready to honour the People's Decision, there will just be the little formality of a Parliamentary Vote to ratify Article 50...at which point 80% of both Houses may well vote No. If this happens there will be nothing an incumbent Government will be able to do. Parliament has spoken. I don't know enough about Parliamentary Law to know if a Government can ignore a defeat in the House of Commons, but if they do, they certainly risk a vote of No Confidence by the Opposition, which might just be carried by a few dissenting Tory MPs and result in a General Election. Which would delay Article 50 even further. While going along with the vote and scrapping Brexit plans would please 80% of MPs (including 90% of Labour MPs) and 48% of the General Public. Sure you'd have 17 million pissed-off Leave voters, but what are they going to do?

This of course will only work if no hint of it gets out, and the new PM continues to play the "We're Leaving" card right up until the last minute. So keep an ear out for any MP actually saying "We will be invoking Article 50." I bet you won't hear it.

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Re: The current plan does not matter

"Despite that, most of the electorate did want it, however. What you are suggesting is that politicians ignore the the explicitly declared will of the people, because they (or perhaps you) know better."

We elect MPs because we hope they will form a Government that does know better than us. In this case I will still have to trust that they do. Because although someone may believe that they know better than the Government how to run a country, that doesn't mean they do.

If a significant number of 600 member of Parliament vote to ignore the Referendum and not trigger the Exit process, then we have to believe that they may know better than us. Just because 52% of the public voted to Leave doesn't make them right, and doesn't mean it would be the best decision for the UK, any more than the 48% who voted Remain are right as well.

We have to trust our democratically elected Parliament to lead us in this, because if we don't, what the hell is the point in having our current voting system anyway? Unless you're just going solely on the numbers and saying 17.4 million Leave votes trumps at most 600 MPs?

What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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Re: So essentially

"But lots of good stuff is happening:

Cameron is toast,

Corbyn has revealed what sort of swine he really is

Labour is toast.

We get to see Farage hammering it to the EU apparatchiks, and them revealing what swine they are too.

We get to see Scotland grovelling to the EU, and being told to eff off.

We get to see BBC 'experts' being wrong, then wrong again, and finally completely wrong.

And to cap it all there is the possibility the whole EU itself could implode.

Bob Geldof will never be taken seriously again.

It's like a massive episode of 'Little Europe' - 'The people say 'Noooowooo''

The gift that keeps on giving."

Oh well, in that case I don't mind my standard of living dropping, unemployment going up, and generally everything costing me more, just so long as you've had a good laugh.

Germany: If Brits vote to Remain, we'll admit Hurst's 1966 goal was a goal

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Re: Goal line technology?

"I'm sure video analysis of some form has indeed proven that the goal was good..."

Doesn't look that good from here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeXWEVXhdUo

Tinder bans under-18s: Moral panic averted

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Re: Why is 18 improbably old?

"...but personally I would rather limit sexual relations and mariages for everyone to age +/- 10 %."

Again, weird that anyone should think that way.

Between the ages of 21 and 26 I had girlfriends who were either around 5 years older than me or about 5 years younger. I never seem to have gone out with anyone the same age. Even now the age difference between me and my wife is...5 years.

Come to think of it, my kids were born 5 years apart.

Is the universe trying to tell me something?

Brexit: UK gov would probably lay out tax plans in post-'leave' vote emergency budget

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Re: You can't make any accurate predictions,

""WE will be able to make a lot more laws unique to Britain."

Well, yes and no. The UK is currently signatory to 14,000 treaties (source: FCO website) so that is going to limit our options.

And, if we are going to sell into various jurisdictions, then we might have to enact certain laws to enable us to trade there.

And those might just turn out to be the ones that we think we can repeal if we leave......"

Those advocating Exit seem to think the UK will then be able to throw out all EU laws it doesn't like and make up it's own to suit itself, regardless of how the rest of the world sees us. Like sorting out those pesky immigrants once and for all by either denying them any housing/child/employment benefits, or simply slamming the door in their faces. However if we're outside the EU and we start passing draconian laws that go against the spirit of Human Rights, we could see ourselves at the wrong end of some pretty unpleasant economic sanctions. We're currently protected from trade embargos and tariffs because we're in the EU, not because we're British.

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"I'm not sure that's accurate, as I understand it MEP's only get to vote on laws that are proposed by the EU Commission/Council/Whatever which is the same amount of power as our House of Lords has, they cannot propose laws themselves. Whereas our MP's do make the laws, even opposition MP's can bring a private member's bill to be voted on."

You're probably right there. Though they do have more power than the House of Lords because if just one country's representative votes no, then the law isn't passed. Every country has the option of Veto on every law. Brexiters often quote that the UK has had a Veto taken away, but as I understand it that is on certain economic matters of the Euro, meaning that the UK should have no say in laws applicable only to the Eurozone, which we're not a part of.

Another point that I keep hearing is that the UK only has until 2020 before it will be forced to accept the Euro. However I have been unable to find any factual documentation to back this up. If there was any hard evidence that our Eurozone opt-out had a time limit, then I'm sure both Leavers and Remainers would have posted links to it, and yet there's nothing but hearsay. In fact this Telegraph article from 2014 implies that we won't be forced to join (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10935617/After-2020-all-EU-members-will-have-to-adopt-the-euro.html):

"...by 2020, all but five member states of the EU are due to be euro members and Poland is likely to join by then as well, leaving just the UK, Denmark, Sweden and Bulgaria outside."

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"The people who make the laws are not elected by the people, they are elected by other politicians who might be elected by the people. Now I don't know about the rest of you but that's not bloody well good enough for me!"

Not strictly true. MEPs make the laws, and all UK citizens can vote for their MEP (that's how UKIP got theirs in). However, you raise a point that may be at the heart of disillusionment with UK politics.

Namely that in our Local and General Elections you can only vote for the people that your particular Political Party puts forward. So although you think you've got a free democratic vote, you have no choice in what candidates you can vote for, and if you don't particularly like the representative of your particular Party affiliation, then you're in the same boat.

Of course perfectly principled candidates do often come up, but since they're almost always independents with nowhere near the campaigning power of a major Political Party, hardly anyone is even aware of them, let alone votes for them.

It's obvious this is the case, because you only have to look at any particularly despised member of the current (or any previous) Government. If everyone hates IDS or Theresa May or Michael Gove, why were they elected? A significant amount of their Constituents voted for them, probably because in the UK most people vote for the Party, regardless of whether they like the candidates on their ballot paper or not.

Strictly speaking the British Public didn't elect David Cameron as Prime Minister. His constituents only voted him a seat in Parliament. It was his Party who voted him as Leader.

In fact isn't the US system a bit like this as well? US citizens don't vote for their President, they vote for Electors, who are actually the ones who vote.

Will you get reimbursed if you're a bank fraud victim? Brits think not

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Re: Reading the T&Cs

My wife works for a certain UK High Street bank (she rides to work on a large black horse) and they always refund and reimburse in cases of debit card fraud (usually card cloning or Microsoft ringing up about your virus), even though the T&C's don't say they have to.

Samsung: Don't install Windows 10. REALLY

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Re: Your files are still where you left them

"You could do what I did... uninstall windows 10 and went back to Windows 7.

This was on my wife's work machine.

I use a Mac and Linux boxes... ;-)"

Exactly what I've just done. I have a relatively average spec Dell Inspiron laptop (yeah, I know...) so I thought I'd use it as the W10 upgrade guinea pig. Learned a lot from the upgrade, like how the Realtek audio applet in Control panel (not the driver, surprisingly) causes Explorer to crash every 5 seconds. But the main thing I found out was that the laptop ran like a dog. I eventually gave up this weekend, flattened the drive and put 7 back on. Apart from 24 hours waiting for Windows Update to actually find anything, followed by another 24 hours while it downloaded and installed 230 updates, things went smoothly and I am now back to a nice snappy Windows 7 installation. Never10 has been used to disable the 10 update and I will keep it on 7 until 7 runs out of support in 2020, or probably sooner if I get bored with it.

And then? Well, I ran Mint off of a bootable USB about a month ago, and it was pretty behaved. Both fast and stable. So I think my laptop's future is secured.

Another thing I learned (if anyone's wondering) is that at the moment both Windows 7 and Windows 10 will still activate on this laptop (10 when i upgraded and 7 when I reinstalled). What happens after July 29th, when the free upgrade expires, I don't know (though I'm wondering if MS will extend the free period...).

Gillian Anderson: The next James Jane Bond?

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Jane Bond...sounds familiar

I knew I'd heard the name before. Must have been a conversation in the pub or something...ahem...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141421/

Would we want to regenerate brains of patients who are clinically dead?

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Re: how it feel to to be wrenched back from an even more definite terminal event.

"So both recent chemical compounds and long term neuron connections are very much non-electrical and permanent (while alive and not decaying).

So memory and similar do seemed stored. However you are correct that to be "running" or "present" it needs to be electrical in nature."

Correct. In the same way that the electrical current in a Duracell battery is generated by the chemical composition of the battery. Even though it may not be actually generating any current at present, the battery's potential for current remains, due to the current state of it's chemistry, Once those chemicals have degraded, in the same way that the chemicals in a neuron may degrade as the nerve cell starts to decompose, then the potential for current would be lost...and so would any stored memory or capacity for thought.

One could of course recharge the battery, but since that involves regenerating the chemical composition, it results in any previous data as to the state of the battery's charge being overwritten. This would presumably also happen to a neuron, as although it's capacity to store and/or transmit electrical signals would be reanimated, any previous memory state would be gone.

I kind of read this research as being a step towards possibly repairing damaged neurons, enabling them to be once more used by the living brain they inhabit, but more in a "Factory Reset" kind of way than recovering lost memory or remembered function.

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Re: how it feel to to be wrenched back from an even more definite terminal event.

"... or, as the article posits, possibly wrenched back from someone else's terminal event..."

Presumably a large amount of memories would still be intact, otherwise the reanimated adult would have no idea how to speak, use their limbs, or possibly even breathe. Which sounds all rather familiar - person reanimated after fatal accident, with memories of past life but new personality. Very Doctor Who...apart from the change in appearance of course.

Microsoft phone support contractors told to hang up after 15 minutes

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Re: Half life has been run on many many office lans

He he! Reminds me of when Duke Nukem 3D came out, and whole groups of us used to play it on multiplayer in between taking calls. At one point the Team Leader decided it wasn't appropriate, so walked up an down the aisles with a clipboard, ensuring each techie deleted the Duke3D folder.

This was 1996 and he obviously didn't understand what a Novell Network actually was. It was amusingly reminiscent of that scene in Aliens where Apone collects ammo from every marine, but as he moves on they reload behind his back. As our Team Leader moved on to the next tech, we simply copied Duke3D back across the LAN from the previous guy.

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Memories of the Help Line

We used to collect some of the gems. I still have the Word Doc. This is one of my favourites:

Customer: <sound of coins being hastily fed into payphone> "How much? I'm in a phonebox! Can you phone me back?"

Us: "No, sorry."

Customer: "Oh shi-" <beep beep beep...click>

Us: (one minute later) "Hello PC Helpline. Calls are being charged at 49p a minute..."

Customer: "Are you sure you can't phone me back!"

Us: "No, I can't. Sorry."

Customer: "Oh shi- <beep beep beep...click>

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Re: Want to increase your personal call stats?

"Minimum call duration.

Dropped call after 20 seconds = 60 seconds of moolah."

Correct. 49p a minute. Minimum 1 minute. Plus most of our calls could have been answered within a couple of minutes. So these punters paid the first 49p for the privilege of getting no help at all.

Even sadder was the day the phone bills came in. We got several calls of this ilk:

Us: "Good morning....blah blah...49p a minute, how can I help you?"

Caller: "Hello? What's this number on my phone bill? Why have i been charged £6?"

Us: "This is the XXX Help Line, sir/madam. Have you recently bought one of our computers?"

What would invariably follow would be another couple of minutes of complaints about why the call cost so much, and hadn't they paid enough for the computer, and anyway it should be free. Eventually they would hang up grudgingly, after accepting that perhaps their son/daughter/wife/husband had called (and not realising they had just cost themselves another couple of quid).

We knew that they would be back in 3 months time, when their next phone bill arrived.

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Want to increase your personal call stats?

Well then, do what a work colleague of mine used to. Back in about '93 I worked on a 49p a minute IT support line. We had a call monitoring system and you would be taken to task if you spent too long on calls (you know, like trying to actually help the customer, duh) and therefore took too few. A guy who sat opposite me would regularly disconnect his headset while listening to a punter, watch his phone LED until the call was dropped (i.e. the punter got sick of saying "hello? Hello?..." and hung up) and then reconnect. Punter just assumed the call had got disconnected, rang back and got another operator. Company got a bit more money and my work colleague's call stats went up, and his average time on calls was nice and low. Everyone wins eh?

Needless to say he was never found out and possibly still does it to this day. Twat.

Brexit: Time to make your plans, UK IT biz

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Going it alone...too alone?

I have a growing concern that if we do vote to exit, it's rather a bad time to be doing it. We've pissed off the probable next P.O.T.U.S. and we'll be on the outside of Europe. I know Brits make a big thing about standing alone against the rest of the world, but really?

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Re: The Problem with the EU

Remember... Brits (like me) living on the continent receive child benefit in the country where they work / reside.

You won't see that in the - one sided - figures you quote, because though British children are the beneficiaries... it is not a cost to the UK Government.

So here's a suggestion. From your "0.002% goes abroad" number, subtract the amount paid by European governments to Brits working/residing in Europe.

I don't know how outdated this is (it's 2013) but the Telegraph helpfully listed benefits available in other EU countries, and yes it does appear that in a lot of cases Brits working abroad are also claiming Child Benefit for their dependents who live in the UK. Sauce for the Goose etc.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/10391238/Benefits-in-Europe-country-by-country.html

Radiohead vid prompts Trumpton rumpus

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Re: They've only just noticed?

Have an upvote for coining the phrase "Trumpton Noir"

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Re: Well...

I'm not a radiohead fan but now I'm just curious to go watch the video anyway.

As they say there no such thing as bad publicity..

Personally I thought it was a bit "nice video, shame about the song", but that may just be my taste. Your mileage may vary.

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And then of course there was this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piE-VEubGr4

EDIT: Great minds, Robert Ramsay, Great minds...

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