* Posts by Duffy Moon

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User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

Duffy Moon

"I (almost) remember an error message I used to get on a mac some 10-15 years or so back. It went something like "The applicaton has stopped because something deep and unexplained has occurred.""

Perhaps the guru needed more time to meditate on it.

Microsoft whips out tool so you can measure Windows 10's data-slurping creepiness

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Not in my Microsoft Store

A search for "Diagnostic Data Viewer" did not give any results that included said app.

Look on the bright side, Pebble fans. At least your gizmo will work long enough for you to get beach body ready

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Joke

My idea

I came up with an alternative device design that catered for those of us who are unable/unwilling to exercise. It didn't catch on for some strange reason. I call it the FatBot.

Former Cisco CEO John Chambers says insects are the new lobsters

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Re: Insects...

"Not sure how those weird veggies (you know, the ones that eat fish) stand on eating insects."

My partner is one of those, and since moving in with her, I am too. I wouldn't eat insects and I don't think she would either. There are plenty of other sources of protein that don't require death en masse. Perhaps, as a species, we should be progressing beyond what is rather barbarous if you think about it.

I'd have no problem with bio-engineered meat though, and that's where I'd invest if I wanted to invest in future food technology.

National Audit Office report blasts UK.gov's 'muddled' STEM strategy

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My experience

I graduated with a biological science degree seven years ago and still haven't found a job which uses it. I even spent more time and money on a masters in biotechnology, thinking it would make me more appealing to employers. The Job Centre just pushed me into applying for office temp work. Maybe I'd have more luck if I lived near Oxford/Cambridge, but I can't relocate.

Originally, the plan was to get into medical school on a graduate degree, but the places are so scarce that I was turned down after all four of my interviews. There's no point in my applying again, as I couldn't afford the fees now.

I seem to be just one of the un-tapped resources in the UK. A potential medical doctor/researcher, now reduced to trying to scrape together cash in the gig economy.

Transport pundit Christian Wolmar on why the driverless car is on a 'road to nowhere'

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Re: Coaching

Yet another way to solve the golf problem: don't play that ridiculous, landscape-ruining game at all and take the things you need with you when you actually need them.

Q: How do you get YouTube to stop funneling ads to your vids? A: Make jokes next to a dead body

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Re: I don't get it

">> How would you remember where you put the gun? Or that you even owned one?

Or, more importantly, who it was you planned to shoot."

One only has to watch The Sopranos to see how that turns out.

No wonder Marvin the robot was miserable: AI will make the rich richer – and the poor poorer

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UBI

Addressing this point:

"work, in addition to fulfilling the practical need for money, can provide people with a sense of purpose and dignity."

I think this is a fallacy. Some people have jobs which are fulfilling and which give them dignity, whereas for many people, their jobs are drudgery. Once we get over the whole work ethic thing, we will realise that living to work is not the only way to exist. UBI will free people to do more of what they choose,which leads to a happier society.

1980s sci-fi movies: The thrill of being not quite terrified on mum's floral sofa

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Re: The Thing...

I don't think it was shot in 70mm or 65mm, as it's expensive and the cameras are bulky. Effects shots of the day were sometimes shot in large format, as the extra resolution was more forgiving of the multiple exposures.

Astroboffins say our Solar System could have – wait, stop, what... the US govt found UFOs?

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Re: Looking at it with both eyes

I made some lovely bread with spelt flour.

Nest's slick IoT burglar alarm catches crooks... while it eyes your wallet

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Re: What real use are they?

So really, you might as well just buy one or two fake alarm boxes and stick them on the outside of your property.

My dad did that fourty years ago. The box is still there and the house has never been burgled.

Fridge killed my baby? Mag-field radiation from household stuff 'boosts miscarriage risk'

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"health benefits of using an axe over a chainsaw (a good workout, no fumes, no horrible noise, fewer unscheduled amputations)"

My chainsaw is electric, so no (local) fumes, not really noisier than a hedge-trimmer and pretty safe when clamped to its pivot on my log horse. Less of a workout than a manual saw, but moving heavy logs around and then splitting the cut bits with an axe afterwards,leaves me pretty exhausted!

Auto auto fleets to dodge British potholes in future

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Pothole repair

I like the Indian approach to the problem: pile up a load of plastic rubbish in the pothole and set light to it.

No one saw it coming: Rubin's Essential phone considered anything but

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Re: Saw it coming, just didn't care.

"32GB+ is a huge amount of music"

Maybe in mp3 format, but all my music is in FLAC - which is somewhat more space-hungry.

New battery boffinry could 'triple range' of electric vehicles

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Re: Still haven't graduated from lithium

"Atomic batteries have been around for a long time"

Adam West's Batmobile had them!

At Christmas, do you give peas a chance? Go cold turkey? What is the perfect festive feast?

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Re: Bring me a cheese from every town!

"My household is vegetarian so we basically roast one sprout."

I'm tempted to try Tofurkey this year.

Put down the eggnog, it's Patch Tuesday: Fix Windows boxes ASAP

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Re: IE and Edge

I use Edge to watch streaming content, as I remember reading ages ago that it was the only browser that gave 1080p on Windows 10. If anyone knows different, I'm happy to be disabused.

Netflix silent about ridicule as it discusses punters' viewing habits

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Re: Amazon affiliate links

"A 'g' before an 'i' is a soft-g is the general rule in English (though of course there are exceptions)"

Really?! Gimbal, gimlet, gibbon, give, gild, gift (one letter more than gif) and of course git. It doesn't seem like there is much of a general rule there.

If gif is "jif" then what am I supposed to put on my pancakes,Gamie Gones?

Duffy Moon

Re: 3 year warranty if you registered online

"I can highly recommend setting up your own email server"

I have seen people say this before. Out of interest, what is the approximate cost of doing that?

SpaceX to try reusing both rocket and spacecraft for historic ISS mission

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Joke

Re: spaceshit Ctrl+W spaceship

" after a red-hot meat stew with foo-foo and okra "

I eat foo-foo too, but I've never tried putting okra in it

Tired of despairing of Trump and Brexit? Why not despair about YouTube stars instead?

Duffy Moon

Re: I don't get it.

"Ask any sports channel, they'll tell you."

I don't get the appeal of watching people play sports either.

O Christmas wreath, O Christmas wreath, thy potent skunk's in bunches

Duffy Moon

Re: The sooner

"Yeah i can't wait for vat to be added to my monthly expenditure..."

Even with tax, it should still be cheaper than buying it on the black market. Plus, at least some of your money would go e.g. to the NHS as opposed to funding some thug's fast car.

Besides, if it's legal you can grow it legally.

Facebook Messenger ... for who now? Zuck points his digital crack at ever younger kids

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Re: As a childless curmudgeon.

"More and more that biology is helped along by medicine (rightly or wrongly). So privilege sounds more correct than pure biology."

Absolutely. There's a lot of pressure to be 'normal' and have children. It's something you don't experience unless you are a childless adult. My girlfriend can't have children and is often upset by inconsiderate comments or simply by being excluded from events/conversations.

The government and businesses encourage the production of children to ensure a future workforce and the more the better (the great god Growth must be appeased). But how much longer can a country/world with finite resources grow? Why do we have to grow? Does growth bring only positives? We know this not to be the case. Perhaps it's time for a new way?

Drone collisions with airliners may not be fatal, US study suggests

Duffy Moon

Re: "may not be fatal"

"...should *of*..."

Hahaha. Oh dear, oh dear.

French activists storm Paris Apple Store over EU tax dispute

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Extradition laws

Most countries of the world have agreed to extradition treaties, so that people cannot escape justice by crossing a border. I don't see why things should be different for tax laws. Global companies should operate under global laws.

Make it so.

Google prepares 47 Android bug fixes, ten of them rated Critical

Duffy Moon

"The rest of us peasants have to wait..."

...until we can afford a new phone.

Why does no one want to invest in full fibre broadband, wails UK.gov

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Gubmint investment

Scrap that complete waste of money HS2, re-nationalise the communication infrastructure and invest in it.

It's too important to leave in commercial hands. A world run entirely by business is not one in which I want to live.

Fujitsu imagines adjusting your rear view mirror for better hearing

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Re: I wonder how is the sound quality

It would not be very good. Probably quite a restricted frequency range, especially lacking lower frequencies. That might not matter for voice communication, but it won't do a decent job reproducing music.

Cisco's John Chambers: Robot farmers will feed bloated cricket thoraxes to our children

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Why?

What's wrong with vegetable proteins or mycoprotein (Quorn?).

If it has to be meat, I think lab-grown stuff will be more popular than insects.

This could be our favorite gadget of 2017: A portable projector

Duffy Moon

Re: Good lord.

"I didn't mean LSD. I meant something else"

I thought you might be referring to MDMA, but that was first synthesised in 1912.

Duffy Moon

Re: What would be the best one of these to go with my new iPhone X?

And while you're at it, tell your masters to pay tax at the same rate as other businesses.

Paradise Papers were not an inside job, says leaky offshore law firm

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Tax avoidance

Many tax avoiders seem keen to point out that they're breaking no laws. Perhaps it's time for some new laws?

Atto, boy! Eggheads fire laser for 43 attoseconds, fastest Man-made spurt

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Re: Should be able to watch photosynthesis, too ...

" It's our economic model that is the root of so many of our problems."

I'm more of the opinion that it's overpopulation. Fewer people = less of a problem feeding them or providing them with other forms of energy. Don't mention that to business people or governments though - they don't care about the long-term or the welfare of individuals.

Sky mobe ad featuring beefcake Tom Hardy banned for being 'misleading'

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Tragedy

There will be many upset middle-aged ladies.

UK.gov not quite done with e-cigs, announces launch of new inquiry

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"I have a VW Golf and its clear if the car in front is using ecigs then my car filter does not get purge them from the incoming air giving me 100% passive smoking."

I've never seen a car using e-cigs, but plenty that smoke.

The case of the disappearing insect. Boffin tells Reg: We don't know why... but we must act

Duffy Moon

"You can wipe our 99.99993% of us and we won't go extinct. It may already have happened."

If the human population dwindled to 5000, almost every other species on the planet would breathe a sigh of relief.

Three words: Synthetic gene circuit. Self-assembling bacteria build pressure sensor

Duffy Moon

Re: Bio-fabrication is better at making food than it is parts

Perhaps not necessarily machines, but there's certainly a case for being able to create parts and structures that are low-energy to produce and which are easily biodegradable when finished with.

2019: The year that Microsoft quits Surface hardware

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Re: Double "Hmmm"

I believe that the preferred method for notifying them of errors, is via the 'send corrections' link at the top of the comments page.

World's first dedicated computer centre declared 'irreplaceable' by Historic England

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Re: TNMOC rocks!

"If you're ever in London, it's a 1/2 hour or so train ride"

Unless you're in south London like me - then it's 2 hours!

Ahh. The wonders and delights of TFL.

Forget the 'simulated universe', say boffins, no simulator could hit the required scale

Duffy Moon
Coffee/keyboard

One way to find out for sure

Build a Total Perspective Vortex. If it doesn't affect you, you're in a simulation.

Essentially invisible: Android big-daddy Andy Rubin's hypetastic mobe 'flops in first month'

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Evidently not that essential

I'm still disappointed that what turned out to be a camera, wasn't a detachable drone.

Dyson to build electric car that doesn't suck

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Re: "why he is being given public money..."

"He owns lots of farmland which is rented out to tenant farmers. It's not as it the land is sitting there idle."

Under the set-aside scheme, some of it might well be.

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Re: You miserablists

I thought the only thing Dyson designed was the ball-barrow (are they still around?). He seems to me to be primarily an egotistical businessman like Branson (and Edison) who produces overpriced goods heavy on style and light on durability.

I seem to recall that Which said that Dyson vacuum cleaners are the least reliable (Miele being the most). £300 for a hairdryer indeed. White goods for Apple fanbois.

Microsoft reveals details of flagship London store within spitting distance from Apple's

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Great

I'll have somewhere to take my Surface Pro 3 for repair...unless they won't be offering repair services.

Shock: Brit capital strips Uber of its taxi licence

Duffy Moon

Re: Ben Hur Moment.......

Plus the average speed is about 11 m.p.h.

New HMRC IT boss to 'recuse' herself over Microsoft decisions

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Joke

Maybe she'll save HMRC some money

Presumably she still gets a staff discount?

Twitter is just randomly deleting people's lists – and no one knows why

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Twit twoo

I recently got temp-banned from Twitter, for daring to criticise the great Ed Sheeran.

Good thing I didn't make any lists on there though.

Waymo fleshes out self-driving car tech with hardware that goes soft at first sign of trouble

Duffy Moon

What seems to be needed, is the opposite of Silly Putty. So the car body would remain solid when bumped, but flow when hit at high velocity.

It'll be interesting to see more innovative vehicle designs, that are not based on accommodating a human driver. Backwards-facing seats, cameras/screens instead of fragile windows etc. I know what you're all thinking, yep, me too: SPV from Captain Scarlet.

Raising minimum wage will raise something else: An army of robots taking away folks' jobs

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Re: Take away message is ...

Reducing human population seems to be an obvious priority, but not one to which many governments want to give serious consideration.

Why do you cry when chopping onions? No, it's not crippling anxiety, it's this weird chemical

Duffy Moon

I shall continue to keep my onions in the fridge in hot weather (otherwise they turn to mush in a few days) and pulse-chop them in a processor. They taste absolutely fine to me.

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