* Posts by Mayday

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Metaverse? Apple thinks $3,500 AR ski goggles are the betterverse

Mayday
Childcatcher

Use Case

Not entirely sure what that is. You can get a hell of a lot of computer (yes, whatever your preference is here applies) for that kind of $£¥€. I think it "looks cool" and I'm sure I'd like one for novelty value. But not for north of $5k aussie worth of novelty. Sure looks like it would be a ripper when it comes to porn though.

Meta tells staff to return to office three days a week

Mayday
Devil

Re: Hypocrites!

Indeed.

Makes me wonder what this “metaverse” products(s) is actually for. Now - I am actually wondering but not enough to cause me any real concern or lack of sleep.

Laid-off 60-year-old Kyndryl exec says he was told IT giant wanted 'new blood'

Mayday
Flame

Re: I wonder how old the executives are, how expensive they are, and how many are being let go.

Of course not. They need to be around to make these “difficult decisions”

Texas judge demands lawyers declare AI-generated docs

Mayday
Terminator

What we have here

Is a glorified predictive text generator. That is all.

The first time we saw the new logo we had a lot more of it and we had a little more than that and it is now the same.

The preceding sentence was brought to you by my iPad’s text predictor. Doesn’t look too much different from what this lawyer used tbh.

Microsoft pushes users to the Edge in Outlook, Teams

Mayday
Devil

Chrome

You said you wanted to use Chrome? Oh, I thought you meant our Chromium-based product.

Brit fusion magnets set for US gamma ray bombardment test

Mayday
Mushroom

Bloody hell I want this to work.

Sick of needing to dig holes in the ground, hope intermittent resources work and everything else that’s wrong with just about every other source of energy production.

Military helicopter crash blamed on failure to apply software patch

Mayday
Childcatcher

Re: The Capital?

It’s not near Canberra, but is administered as if it’s part of the ACT. By definition it’s the the Jervis Bay Territory. AFP are the cops and cars have ACT rego. Politics provided by ACT senators and are a part of one of the ACT’s lower house seats.

Mars Helicopter completes 50th flight, 45 more than NASA planned

Mayday
Pint

Built properly

Well done on that one.

Guessing we'll run out of usage when the battery capacity becomes too low on the thing (post number of charge cycles).

Automation is great. Until it breaks and nobody gets paid

Mayday
Terminator

Automation is great, however

Shit in (ie the meatbag input) = shit out.

Theranos founder Holmes ordered to jail after appeal snub

Mayday
IT Angle

Aren't the yanks nice?

They let people chill for a bit before they have to voluntarily turn up at the joint and start their sentence. Here (in Aussie) you get sentenced and they take you from the court down to the van in the basement which takes you straight there. Too bad if you have affairs such as a house/family etc to deal with. Granted you might know it's coming before the actual sentencing, but once the sentence is passed, or if bail is revoked sooner, you're gone. None of this "I have to sign into the clink in a few weeks, gives me time get my shit sorted, possibly including a one way ticket to Antiextraditionistan".

I know this isnt blanket, but I know myself a few people who have had to get locked up in USA for minor offences (drink driving etc) and they were allowed to make their own way there pretty much as they saw fit. I'm guessing violent crimes wouldn't get this luxury.

Thieves smash hole in wall to nab $500K in Apple iKit

Mayday
Coat

Process

Guessing we’ll see this process:

Store owners block IMEIs of all stolen devices (probably other Apple specific/proprietary blocking methods too) through carriers

Crooks post to Craiglist or similar lots of phones for only $500 or more/less

People buy “cheap phones”, because of course everyone verifies the source before purchase when too good to be true

Crooks keep cash

Buyers have a $500 brick

Insurers pay store whatever the retail price is

Intel ships multi-die chips ahead of schedule – to the US military

Mayday
Coat

Can it…

… run Crysis?

Cisco Moscow trashed offices as it quit Putin's putrid pariah state

Mayday
Devil

Re: Scorched earth, not a step back etc

“Leaving behind loads of unsupported kit”

So what is it? Six months old or something?

Mayday
Coat

Scorched earth, not a step back etc

Not the first time that’s happened in Russia.

Ukrainian cops nab suspects accused of stealing $4.3m from victims across Europe

Mayday
Thumb Up

Re: Hope they weren't too gentle with them

Based on how they opened the door, and the reputation for Eastern European hospitality, I’m guessing there’s some parts which were not recorded on the video which we won’t see.

Italy bans ChatGPT for 'unlawful collection of personal data'

Mayday
Holmes

RTFC - as in Terms and Conditions

"The allegation here is that users aren't being given the information to allow them to make an informed decision“

This actually implies that users actually read (and understand) the conditions prior to clicking the “I have read and agree to the terms and conditions” checkbox.

Activist investor Elliott holds off board-level influence at Salesforce

Mayday
Devil

Negative

It should be “cuntivist cuntvestor”

Vessels claiming to be Chinese warships are messing with passenger planes

Mayday
Flame

121.5 and 123.45

The international distress frequency (normally on listening watch in oceanic regions because VHF is out of range and the radios are set to this because there’s nothing else of value to listen to, plus someone might need a hand) and 123.45 is inter pilot comms (proper usage of this one is a little more ambiguous). Now realistically these two are the only VHF frequencies in any sort of use over the oceans (which is probably why they’re being messed with).

Either way it’s a shit act.

Mayday
Stop

Re: Good Old Propaganda

“ GPS is useful but no aircraft relies on this exclusively because there are places where its unreliable”

Bulldust. I’m an IFR pilot and I use GNSS all the bloody time. There are error checking systems which kick in automatically if the system isn’t working for whatever reason. It’s also a requirement to do a manual GNSS RAIM during certain flight phases (including approaches which require RNP). Other approaches and ground based navigation systems are available, but discussions of when you would use these in preference to GNSS or when you’d use GNSS in preference to them are outside the scope of this post.

GNSS -Global navigation satellite system, IFR - Instrument Flight Rules, RAIM - Receiver autonomous integrity monitoring, RNP - Required navigation performance

France bans all recreational apps – including TikTok – from government devices

Mayday
Joke

Re: The words stable, door and bolted immediately sprang to mind.

You reckon? Twitter was the best platform for the 45th US President. Particularly for communications and Covfefe.

Alarming: Tesla lawsuit claims collision monitoring system is faulty

Mayday
Terminator

Re: What do you expect?

Lane keeping, and all sorts of other robot shit, _is_ on by default in my 2023 model Mazda. I can enter a cruise control speed, and the thing will almost drive itself along the road, including negotiating bends and braking if a car is in front. It will read a stop sign and show it on the HUD but won’t stop at one - that’s one thing it graciously allows me to manage. It doesn’t (as far as I know anyway) claim to be “self driving”. Unlike other marques.

Mayday
WTF?

Re: What do you expect?

“Who gets the blame”

It’s always the driver. Regardless of what “driver aids/inhibitors/distractions are in the car. It’s the individual in charge of driving it.

I’m taking about “blame” - maybe it’s a legal concept. Not the merit or shortcomings of in-vehicle systems. Icon for half the sci-fi shit that’s in my Mazda that I wish would STFU and leave me alone so I could actually drive the bloody car.

Here's a fun idea: Try to unlock and drive away in someone else's Tesla

Mayday
FAIL

Call me old fashioned, but

I’d like my key to be able to open my car. I’d also like it to be _only_ my key which can open my car. Not someone else’s key. I also have little interest in opening someone elses car.

This is unless you drive a HQ Holden which had 7 different keys for the entire production run. A mate locked his keys in the car at a large even one day and was a little lost as a result. A fellow HQ owner walked past and thought he’d talk this other HQ owner having a concern with his car. Explaining that he locked the keys inside, the other bloke said, “I’ve got a HQ too, let’s see if the 1 in 7 chance of us having the same key is in effect here.” Sure enough, the key worked and my mate was able to get inside without having to break in.

Mayday
Facepalm

Electronic keys

I presume you’ve never used a proximity card to enter an office building, data centre or some other facility then?

Mayday
Coat

Re: It's a feature

Works for Formula 1.

Meta winds down NFTs but will continue token efforts

Mayday
Devil

Re: News just in:

“ Sorry, are you talking about NFTs, Instagram, or Facebook?”

True. Good point. I don’t have any of the above.

*not entirely true. I won an NFT in some online poker tournament once and I have NFI what it looks like or even where it is now. For all I know it might be worth as much as all the other NFTs - $0.00

Mayday
Stop

News just in:

Vendor of product which has no intrinsic value realises it has no intrinsic value and stops supporting it.

Windows 11 puts 'disgusting' Remote Mailslots protocol out of its misery

Mayday
Windows

Re: Net Send was disgusting.

Telnet to 139, send an RUTHERE.

Mayday
Trollface

Re: Net Send was disgusting.

No way - Net Send was my favourite way to annoy as many people as I could all at once with so little effort.

Switchzilla revisits training and cert tools with looming debut of 'Cisco U.'

Mayday
Facepalm

Can’t be less shit than what they already have

Long time Cisco guy here - certified for 25 years (WTF), CCIE for 15, CCSI (delivering certification training) for a bit too.

It’s always been a bit of a roller coaster trying to keep up to date/certified. Back in the day it was as simple as “do an associate/professional/expert level exam to keep your certification at that and all lower levels active. Then exams got more and more crap and less coherent, so in comes the CE credit system. The CE system has merit and avoids exams. Costs a bit to achieve though. Now there’s this. Who knows what’s next? I keep myself active for partner certification reasons, but if it weren’t for that I’ll go emeritus and forget about it. You’d think Cisco would encourage people to be certified and find a relevant product stream (instead of ACI, SDA and other stuff which doesn’t really help anyone) instead of making it hard all the time.

Mayday
Megaphone

Good luck with that. I renewed by doing the CCDE exam. That was ~$600. CE Credits would come close to $2k. Sure CEs mean no exams which make less sense to the average human than the three languages on the Rosetta Stone, but at least it gets you over and done with it.

Lenovo revs up a rackable Aston Martin … workstation?

Mayday
Coat

Cygnet

Bear in mind a Cygnet is also an Aston Martin.

https://www.astonmartin.com/en-au/models/past-models/cygnet

IBM boss Arvind 'kerching' Krishna paid more than $16m in 2022

Mayday
Coat

Vice Chairman

“ vice chairman Gary Cohn some $8.95 million”

Struth! That’s not bad. Non-executive (seems to be - initial searches don’t show some other IBM related job besides the board) and he pockets that for a dozen or so meetings per year. Not to mention his other interests. I need to get a Delorean and have a chat with 10yo me and tell myself what not do so I can get on this wagon.

Swedish datacenter operator wants to go nuclear

Mayday

Wouldn’t be the first time.

Kodak had their own nuclear reactor and there’s been a few nuclear powered civilian/merchant ships. Not the worst idea out there.

Microsoft to snatch Visio app away from iOS users this summer

Mayday
Gimp

Re: diagrams.net (formerly draw.io)

I like this one too. Not sure what’s in it for them though for writing a half decent product for free. Either they’re a really nice bunch or they’re sucking my data or something.

Lucid is also a nice option. Not (really) free though.

NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again

Mayday
Alien

Re: Does it involve a long paperclip?

I’m guessing the “external” reset is done by some out of band method. Ie a secondary system on the probe can tell the thing to reboot, independent of the operating system. Just like in your data centre for whatever host you have in there. “Internal” reset would be where the operating system itself tells it to shutdown such as a shutdown command.

I’d be surprised if space probes didn’t have some kind of OOB/LOM/DRAC/ILO/CIMC or similar on them

Aussie tech worker payroll scheme operators found guilty of tax fraud

Mayday
Alert

I almost went with this mob

Wound up changing to an FTE role which didn’t require payroll management. I do a good job of forgetting about them until every so often a story such as this one pops up to remind me of how much I dodged a bullet.

Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

Mayday
Flame

Change window - cue the drums

Icon for effect. Old boss story. (Really).

Weekend change window to change some card in a customer data centre router. Brings his 3yo in for the quick 5 minute swap job. Boss (yes, boss) doing his thing then all of a sudden there was a disturbance in The Force. Hundreds of racks, initially crying out in terror and were suddenly silenced (all of the devices in the DC all went quiet).

3yo boy decides the facility emergency power off button was pretty and needed to be pressed.

Secret Service, ICE break the law over and over with fake cell tower spying

Mayday
Black Helicopters

Exceptions

Exceptions include: "the need to protect human life or avert serious injury; the prevention of the imminent destruction of evidence; the hot pursuit of a fleeing felon; or the prevention of escape by a suspect or convicted fugitive from justice."

So any reason including “because we feel like it” then?

'Major' news: Microsoft slips Bing chatbot shortcut into Windows 11

Mayday
Windows

Re: Anyone been asked if they want this 'feature'?

How long have you been using MS products for?

Bosses failing to offer hybrid work lose out in recruitment

Mayday
Trollface

Do they even care?

This way they either dont have to lay as many off, because people will leave on their own volition and they’ll save on redundancies, and when they do advertise for a role they’ll have less applicants to _troll_ through.

Emphasis added.

Shareholders accuse Tesla of overegging Autopilot, Full Self-Driving capabilities

Mayday
Terminator

Re: possibility

I want to be able to go out, get shitfaced drunk and be able to get the robot car to take me home (legally). This isn't here yet, both in capability or legally so no "Auto Pilot" for me thanks.

MacStadium brings macOS instances orchestrated by Kubernetes to AWS

Mayday
Gimp

Re: Hilariously expensive

"That's a preposterously large amount of money."

Indeed. You could almost afford an obsolete 4 year old Mac Pro for that amount of money.

Backup tech felt the need – the need for speed. And pastries and Tomb Raider

Mayday
Coat

Eustace

We had one called “Eustace” in one place.

My name for him was “Useless”

Rugged satellite messaging phone Bullitt fired out ahead of MWC

Mayday
Stop

Re: You do know.... I forgot to add

Guess what?

If you don’t like a particular product, or it otherwise doesn’t meet your use case(s), no one is forcing you to buy it.

Mayday
Gimp

Re: You do know....

Yes. We know.

I like Apple stuff myself, but this guy does other things too. Plus it is ruggedised and suitable for use in harsh environments. I’d consider something like this if I were going out bush/going somewhere remote. My iPhone would be rather shiny and also rather useless in such an environment.

Japanese balloon startup wants to 'democratize space' – with $180,000 ticket price

Mayday
Go

Re: Progress

>> £5218.94

I'd pay $10k Aussie in a heartbeat for a Concorde or equivalent flight today.

Mayday
Boffin

Re: Nope

Presumably the thing has ADSB on it (some consumer level drones do so this thing should too) and whoever launches the thing submits an ICAO flight plan.

How many HPE staff does it take to pay for one CEO? 271

Mayday
Pirate

Curious

As to what jobs at a place such as HPE pay $60k, and what ones are so hideously below that to offset the boss’ pay bring the average down that far.

Guessing BDMs/AMs, solutions architects and the like would hover around $200k as “senior professionals”. Service desk types based in emerging markets would probably be doing their best to reduce the average pay across the board. Any idea on what one would get?

Icon for effect.

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