Posts by Whiznot

I vow to never buy an Apple product and never run Apple software. I'm just not cool.

The results are not in

The crisis is ongoing. The state of spent fuel rods in reactor four is precarious given the geology of that region. The article is simply propaganda.

IBM management did not make a mistake. IBM shareholders got shafted and the billions went elsewhere as planned.

Breyv is not a loon. The man is simply a con man on the make who's trying to capitalize on ignorance and fear. There is a good chance that soon Breyv will be traveling in style with a harem.

I think Windows 8.1 should be distributed for free through the NSA. People shouldn't have to pay for the privilege of being spy victims.

We need someone to keep us safe from the tyrants who claim to be keeping us safe.

After you've set fire to the house it's wise to get out.

One early development failure doesn't prove that a functioning gun can't be 3D printed just like one idiotic article doesn't prove the writer is a moron. However, endless idiotic articles...

None of the gorillas at the zoo can understand why humans hate Windows 8.

I once read that leaders of the UAE commissioned a study to determine why they suffered the world's highest highway death rates. The study found that the problem was due to hindered peripheral caused by the traditional headdress. UAE leaders decided tradition trumps safety so people keep dying.

I followed the advice of W. C. Fields and invested my life savings in a beef steak mine.

Thankfully, they haven't outlawed my miniature unmanned camera-equipped submarine that cruises through sewage systems and surfaces in neighbor's toilets to shoot moon shots.

Why would I ever want to touch a monitor. There aren't any titties on it.

Why are top managersalways idiots? They should have fired Bob's boss and promote Bob to that position.

What about DNA?

After the rapes the girl's parents took her to a hospital. I hope someone collected semen samples. Reports say that at least six boys raped the unconscious girl.

Didn't some dude named Kafka write about this insane case?

With all this hanky panky going on how did the great military man have time to manage America's puppet narco state. Come on guys--there is heroin to produce and distribute. Quit screwing around and deal.

Apple Computer is lucky that Apple Records let them off the hook decades ago. Funny how the lawyers always win and everyone else loses.

Next Apple will patent fart to convert format.

How many cup holders does it have?