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People Eating Tasty Animals. Right?
Is it true that the housing market is that bad in Liverpool that they're only using half the amount of bricks that they used to for jacking up the cars?
Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus
To crack that cypher, first get some crack...
"My girlfriend often says this"
To the best coffee maker in the house?
Not necessarily "Tell you what I'll do, I'll make the first one free..." but definitely first time buyer discounts.
I've slept on Justin Sullivan's sofa.
I pray to $DEITY none of my Architect clients see this.
"as the current pres could not find Canada on a map let alone the UK."
You appear to have mistyped "as the current pres could not find his own arse with both hands, a map, and sat nav, let alone the UK."
And the "Fat Controller" is an S&M reference, right?
Correct. Ya buncha bastids.
Took it out, re-bagged it, handed it back and advised them about keeping chemicals in an enclosed warm space.
I once had to deal with a computer that had some Charlie in it.
Was setting up a user's own PC for a "Work from home" thing and the case was falling apart and the CD drive was not fitted properly. Thought I'd do them a favour and sort it out and discovered their drugs stash inside.
If people think it's just moving to Libre/OpenOffice and a decent replacement for Outlook/Exchange to appear for Linux to become a solution then they need their bumps felt.
My clients are Insurers/Finance Companies/Architects/Lawyers. Office and Email are small potatoes compared to the investment in the software that actually runs their businesses. There are no Linux alternatives and I suspect there never will be,
How does Scotland Yard go after a paedo, for example, who happens to be posting from, say, Cambodia?
They wait until they come back to the UK and hand their computer in for repair?
Never mind Kings and Queens, where the fuck are you going to find a virgin?
"power to the dark side leads", surely?
People in power that don't understand technology make statements about technology that people who do understand technology rip to shreds.
Amber Rudd isn't the first and she sure as hell won't be the last.
Well, sort of.
Does that matter?
It was someone else's computer. Therefore "cloud".
Have a second pint.
Are you referring to SSP here?
I included the SW link in my earlier post.
I can't see anything happening apart from the Chamber of Commerce being shown to be fools.
Jim's won awards in Forsyth for his MSP services, FFS.
If you want to speak to the man in person, there's a good discussion here https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/1963710-msp-charged-with-extortion-for-shutting-off-services
There's also a fundraiser to cover Jim's legal costs at https://fundrazr.com/MSPInjustice
Thank you Sir :D
I know that the stereotypical joke is that the Irish aren't the cleverest, but I never knew there was a unit of measurement for it...
Offensive to whom?
That sentence is pure genius.
A true C|N>K moment.
The notice about the 19 December "bricking" appears to refer to US carriers?
Samsung UK say that all they're doing is pushing out an update that limits the battery capacity
"That's so small and tiny it's almost cute. :P"
<obresponse>That's what she said.</obresponse>
Asked for a tattoo design when I was in Austin, Texas. Simple thing. A date in a banner.
The artist asks "What date?"
"4th November 2016"
"Mate, that says the 11th of April... Can you do it in words..."
For what it's worth, I had no problems with my RBS card at all and I made at least 20 payments to various companies and shops.
a) Apologies for the typo on "heroin". I sent myself to bed with no supper for that one.
b) Frankie Boyle tends to stereotype all Scots as heroin addicts and I was using that route, honest. ;)
c) Pint of anything would be great.
Well, quite frankly, this car's got about as much charisma as a Glaswegian herion addict...
"Joining the chisel jawed comedy actor are car journos Chris Harris and Rory Reid, along with regular guests including domineering ex-Formula One team boss Eddie Jordan, pro motor racer Sabine Schmitz and The Stig."
It's the same as last year, without the Ginger One then?
Is Narcissist Heidi's name pronounced "Pooh-hole"?
Other vendors are available.
I for one am a great fan of Swallows and Amazons.
Or "Sky: The best tasting shit sandwich"
2B or not 2B, that is the user ranking question.
H1Bs are the bane of an American BOFH's life?
CBD based e-liquids are available in the UK. Not THC though.
The comments on the Wiki/Virgin Killer article contains this bit of prophecy from "Steve".
" WARNING - link to image of genuine child abuse
- The child within the linked image is not simulated
This has been commented upon several times already, but in case you missed it:
- This image is not simulated
- The child is obviously a minor
- The child is naked
- The child is obvious distress
- The image is not artistic
- THIS IS NOT A JOKE
Not BSODs, but the Win XP(e)? based screens that Nottingham City Transport use for route information and CCTV display can regularly be seen with a "Your system is low on virtual memory..." dialog box obscuring the "Next Stop" part of the screen.
Excellent. State what it's for. Get a thumbs down. Is El Reg full of sensitive people these days?
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