* Posts by Felonmarmer

48 posts • joined 29 Aug 2012

Nuisance call boss gets 8-year ban after trying to dodge firms' £700k fines


Re: Not bad, but...

First offence, probably get away with crucifiction.

Nail em up, nail some sense into them!

Hunt for Planet X finds yet another planetoid, just not the right one


Re: The Goblin is very eccentric

Only journalism maths can round 34,000 to 40,000.

Trump wants to work with Russia on infosec. Security experts: lol no


Re: Well, with all of NATO being either personal foes or parts of the "greatest Foe"

Don't forget the shoe smuggling!


An $18m supercomputer to simulate brains of mice in the land of Swiss cheese. How apt, HPE



US websites block netizens in Europe: Why are they ghosting EU? It's not you, it's GDPR


Re: Wankers

Not only that, but nearly all of the emails asking me for consent are doing it via MailChimp whose terms and conditions make it clear they will be taking this info for themselves, aggregating it and then using it to spam me from outside the GDPR zone.

This includes my landlord who claimed he needed consent to have a copy of my email address in order to communicate with me, and in order to allow him to email me, I would have to give my email address to this US based email marketing firm.

None of the companies who send me emails need to get consent under GDPR as they are using the data for the purpose for which it was collected, are keeping it securely, and are not passing it to others. However this GDPR consent via MailChimp is breaking all those rules and more.

Zuck to meet Euro MPs for ‘please explain’ session


Only if they are successful by breaking the law.

Julian Assange said to have racked up $5m security bill for Ecuador


Re: Heroes

The man's a twat, I'll give you that, but the fact that he's a bit of a twat doesn't invalidate my point.


Re: Heroes

Almost as if there had been a sustained campaign to discredit him by those his organisation exposed isn't it?

Facebook can't admit the truth, says data-slurp boffin Kogan


Re: "none of this would be in the news whatsoever."

Well they were hired by Trump and Leave to do what they have been accused of doing. Leave probably broke spending limits by using them and Trump probably bent the rules on foreign participation in US elections by doing so. They claimed to have got a 7% shift in undecided voters and boasted that their work swung the election and have been selling there wares around the world to dodgy politicians on the back of the boasting.

Now they say it's worthless.

Even if it didn't work the way they claimed, they still tried to do it, it's like bank robbers claiming they are innocent because the vault was empty.

Super Cali's frickin' whiz kids no longer oppose us: Even though Facebook thought info law was quite atrocious


Re: for the subedit

Remember you own your own data. So you like cars - you own that fact. You like cats - that's yours too. But you like cars and cats - that's my data, I get to keep that when you delete the rest.

And lo! Crypto-coins came unto the holy land. And the wise decreed they must all be taxed



So if the price goes down can you claim tax relief?

Bloke sues Microsoft: Give me $600m – or my copy of Windows 7 back


Re: Ducks

If that's the case can you create a small 1meg partition, create a folder in there mirroring where IOS downloads the update and replacing the actual folder to a shortcut to the mirror?

UK Home Sec Amber Rudd unveils extremism blocking tool


False Positives

"detects 94 per cent of Daesh propaganda with 99.995 per cent accuracy."

So how many false positives?

"only 50 out of a million randomly selected videos requiring additional human review"

Ahhhh so you don't know.

Ex-cop who 'kept private copies of data' fingers Cabinet Office minister in pr0nz at work claims


If Green didn't have this on his laptop as he claims, why is the copper being accused of violating confidentiality? If it's not true then the copper should be accused of making stuff up.

UK Prime Minister calls on internet big beasts to 'auto-takedown' terror pages within 2 HOURS


Re: The trouble with technology

The trouble is they can always find a (self appointed) expert who will tell them it is possible (and quote them a fee for some consultancy work).

Apple’s facial recognition: Well, it is more secure for the, er, sleeping user


Re: Biometrics

Think of all those twins. The evil one could steal the others phone!

Brit folk STILL not getting advertised broadband speeds – survey


Re: It's 2017 and advertisers are liars?

Up to 100% of them are tossers.

Hell desk to user: 'I know you're wrong. I wrote the software. And the protocol it runs on'


Re: HR Fail

At a former company in the 90's. the Personnel Manager was forced to change his title to HR Manager after an external audit when it was pointed out his duties were to represent the company and not the employees.

One memorable incident was during one of tbe first round of redundancies when we pointed out several breaches of legislation in terms of information required to be made available to people under threat of redundancy. He asked how did we know all this and we told him we had got a booklet on redundancy procedure from the Citizens Advice Bureau. He the asked if he could borrow a copy. I think he was quite surprised by our response that we wern't going to help him make us redundant, expressed quite succinctly by some.

'Real' people want govts to spy on them, argues UK Home Secretary


Re: The idiocy of this runs even deeper.

"Imagine a world where e2e encryption is scrapped from WhatsApp.

Terrorist will just stop using WhatsApp.

Public Key encryption exists and will never cease to exist - but we have elected idiots who continually exhibit their stupidity.

I used to think they were all in the cohort of the evil-lizards - but nope, they're just a bit thick."

Not thick at all. All non-breakable communications will be declared illegal. Anyone using them will be locked up until they provide the means to decrypt them (legislation for this already exists it you are arrested for something else).

Terrorists will change to non digital codes like prearranged phrases.

John has a long moustache.

'No decision' on Raytheon GPS landing system aboard Brit aircraft carriers


World +dog detection systems

"JPALS, by contrast, is a GPS-based system. Rather than the ship broadcasting a glideslope to world+dog, JPALS emits an encrypted burst of data that allows the approaching aircraft to precisely fix the ship's position and make a safe landing"

I'm fairly sure that the subset of world+dog that want to and could do anything about a ajrcraft carrier would already be aware if its presence. Probably from the news.

You wait ages for a sun, then two come along at once: All stars have twins, say astroboffins


Fermi Paradox

Maybe multiple suns prevent intelligent life from forming, and our system is a lucky one? Might account for the Fermi paradox?

Faking incontinence and other ways to scare off tech support scammers


I tell them about a documentary I saw showed how people who work in call centres like these are frequently ripped off by their bosses with stories of payroll errors that mean they won't be paid till next week, and then next week there's another excuse until finally they give up and leave.

IBM to UK staff: Get ready for another game of musical chairs


Re: Less than 100 people affected.

Unfortunately the 99 person threshold is defined by establishment, which has now been defined as a "local business unit" as opposed to the entire company. So as long as there are less than 99 redundan ies per office they only need 30 days.

See https://www.employmentlawwatch.com/2015/02/articles/employment for details (one of many legal sites that have articles about this).

When I was last made redundant the previous interpretaion was employed, now it's not so easy to tell.

Russian hackers got Trump elected? Yeah, let's take a close look at that, says Obama


In the US, a lefty loon is someone who doesn't think it's a good idea to let people die in the gutter if they can't afford private healthcare.

Three certainties in life: Death, taxes and the speed of light – wait no, maybe not that last one


"The speed of light is exactly 299,792,458 metres per second"

I had no idea the speed of light was an integer.

Virtual reality is actually made of smartphones


I've got a couple of PDA's that predate smart phones by quite a while, touch screen and all. The evolution of that to smart phones (i.e. add phone module) to me seems the natural progression.

So in terms of VR if we say their origin is smartphones, then in reality you have to step further back to the PDA's as the VR aspects do not rely on the phone aspects of the smartphone.

Social media flame wars to be illegal, says top Crown prosecutor


Just enclose your comment between "I say, I say" and "Babumtish" and you're golden.

Microsoft deletes Windows 10 nagware from Windows 7 and 8


Optional Upgrade?

KB3184143 is listed as an optional upgrade and not installed automatically, whereas the one that put GWX on was listed as an important upgrade and happened without consent or notification.

Getting rid of it should be the same level priority as the one that put it on.

Apple killed OS X today and binned its $10,000 BlingWatch too


Re: The finish is so beautiful, and so hard

If they build a car then I think we will soon be told they are the inventor of the wheel.

LinkedIn sues 100 information scrapers after technical safeguard fail


Horse / Stable / Bolt

Seeing as their security features work by analyzing user behaviour surely they can only work by identifying dodgy accounts after the event, by which time a new dodgy account has been set up.

Microsoft's cringey 'Hey bae <3' recruiter email translated by El Reg


Re: UK Connection?

But only one or two.

Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge


Well surely not having a good grasp on his chosen religions key texts, is a good reason for asking for access to them for study purposes?

FBI v Apple spat latest: Bill Gates is really upset that you all thought he was on the Feds' side


Re: We are the government

“I’m asking Apple to return to September ’14, a time when Apple made no complaints that the operating system it was using, iOS 7, was insecure,” said Cyrus Vance, district attorney for Manhattan during an interview last week with Charlie Rose on PBS. Vance also said that he had 175 iPhones waiting to be unlocked should the DoJ prevail in this case.

Tandy 102 proto-laptop still alive and beeping after 30 years, complete with AA batteries


Zenith Minisport

Got one of these http://www.oldcomputers.net/zenith-minisport.html that still works. Used to play Populus on it in glorious 4 shades of grey. MSDOS 3.3 and a 2" floppy for a hard drive.

Boffins solve bacon crisis with newly-patented plant


Re: About that frying...

Fried in bacon fat maybe?

Apple files patent for long-rumoured iRing-type bling


Re: Annular Member?

I thought they were referring to an iPrinceAlbert.

PETA monkey selfie lawsuit threatens wildlife photography, warns snapper at heart of row

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Microsoft replaces Windows 10 patch update, isn't saying why


Re: Am I particularly unobservant...?


What are speech, inking, and typing services?

When you interact with your Windows device by speaking, writing (handwriting), or typing, Microsoft collects speech, inking, and typing information—including information about your Calendar and People (also known as contacts)—that helps personalize your experience. This information improves your device’s ability to correctly recognize your input, such as your pronunciation and handwriting. You can turn the Speech, inking, and typing setting (which is called Getting to know you) on or off in Settings.

Microsoft turns on Windows 10 file backup to Azure


Re: Let's see...

If this is a backup, then you have to assume that when you want to use it, your local data (including you private key) must have been lost. So how could it be restored unless Microsoft had a copy of your private key or could generate it in some way?

British boffin tells Obama's science advisor: You're wrong on climate change


Re: Boffins disagreeing with each other?

Obviously the true outcome should be to average their findings, one says more cold spells, the other says less, then surely the consensus is no change.

Urinating teen polluted 57 Olympic-sized swimming pools - cops


Re: No way near Homeopathic standards..

You can say what you like about homeopaths, but you never hear of one complaining about a low sperm count.

Facebook Oculus VR buyout: IT WANTS your EYEBALLS


Secret plan?

OR dump all the FB shares on the market, in one hit, crashing the FB share price and making Mr Z cry like a little girl as his empire goes down the plughole.

Obama proposes four-point plan to investigate US data spooks


"No we don't do these things"

"There's no such program"

"We wouldn't be able to do such things even if we wanted to"

"OK we do some of that, but not as much as Snowden says"

"Snowden's making it up, he's a liar"

"OK we do that, but not to Americans so its OK"

"OK, we do it to Americans too, but with proper oversight"

"OK, the people supposedly overseeing the programs don't know the whole story"

"I want to make clear that America is not interested in spying on ordinary people."

"I'm satisfied that the intelligence agencies were obeying the law at all times"

Now, why don't I believe you. Especially as a non-American I'm apparently not an "ordinary person"

Bill Gates's barbed comments pop Google's broadband balloons


Re: can't see howit will help

The internet might help in education. Education might help improve peoples lives. It might help pull people up from a survival culture into something better. It might have the same impact on society that the printing press had in Europe.

Or it might not, but why is it not worth trying? It doesn't stop directly trying to eradicate disease, it may even be complimentary.

Forget phones, PRISM plan shows internet firms give NSA everything


Office Apps in the Cloud

So who in the right mind would trust any commercialy sensitive work to any of the cloud based office packages now?

Gourmet chemists sniff out ultimate cheese on toast


I grill it my way

Thin bread, two slices per toast. Grill one side of each, top one piece with cheddar, flip the other, when toasted sufficiently, put mustard on the cheese, top with the fully toasted half and then flip to toast the remaining side. Leave too cool a little to prevent mouth damage and serve with a puddle of ketchup for dipping.

I know what I'm having for tea tonight!

A lightbulb that does IPv6: You know you want it


So we're going to run out of IPv4 addresses...

...and spend millions changing everything to run on IPv6 instead, and what are we going to use this new bounty of addresses for, addressing lightbulbs?

Why the Apple-Samsung verdict is good for you, your kids and tech


Re: Other silly design patents

Cadbury don't have a patent on the colour (spot the "u" there? Yup, I'm english) purple, they have it as part of their trademark. Big difference.

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