* Posts by glen waverley

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Bloody Danes top world happiness league

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list of acceptable americans ...

And while we're talking of Hobart, can we add Brian Ritchie (from Violent Femmes) to the list of Yanks we like? Tho i think he might be an Aussie now.

glen waverley

Re: @ Pompous Git

Re the American and his penicillin scrip...

As a tourist, i suspect he wouldn.t be eligible for Pharmaceutical Benefit Scheme (PBS). Perhaps his complaint was that the pharmacist was (wrongly) charging him the subsidised rate rather than the full retail rate. In the way some some seppos come across.

OTOH, if his rant was about PBS drugs being too cheap, he might have been having a rant about the evils of socialised medicine.

You say I mustn’t write down my password? Let me make a note of that

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Joke

Re: No marks to the following:

The trick to solve item 2 is to have a password consisting solely of asterisks*

*may not work on some sites with anal rules re character diversity

Gopher server revived after 15 years of downtime

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Re: Good Gopher Times

Ah, lynx. Memories of the old days

The paperless office? Don’t talk sheet

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Big Brother

Re: Fax to email

Possible explanation - the old style faxes that were printed on thermal paper tended to fade / go entirely black* over time. So there is probably some ingrained memory among office-folk that a fax can't be filed. If it is then the audit gods will be displeased.

*depending on yr ambient temperature.

Failed school intranet project spent AU$1.4m on launch party before crashing and burning

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Australian as she is spoke

"... sent more than $500 million to the bottom of the ocean"

Shirley the correct usage in Oz english is "... sent ... to bottom of the harbour"?

Socat slams backdoor, sparks thrilling whodunit

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Re: Dyslexia?

"purpoeful"

I see what you did there!

App for homeless says walking on water is the way to reach services

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Re: It is just me?

"No doubt the suicide prevention app sends people to the Sydney Harbour bridge"

Shirley the usual jumping-off spot in Sydders is the Gap?

Unless the OP is emphasing the general crapness of such apps by means of misdirection.

The monitor didn't work but the problem was between the user's ears

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Re: Office nasty

When I was at uni, removing the mouse ball was the standard way to reserve a computer in the comp sci labs.

Apple backs down from barring widow her dead husband's passwords

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Headmaster

Re: "low and behold"

"Unless the miscreant has edited their post in the mean time"

Would that be greenwich mean time?

Zombie OS lurches through Royal Melbourne Hospital spreading virus

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@ phil kingston

Aha. So that explains the all-singing all-dancing paperless patient management system at fiona stanley hossie.

DWP building a separate ID tool as Verify can’t cut it, whisper sources

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... been signing on for a few years...

Quite likely.

As the authorities clamp down on fake (ie made up) identities, then the bad guys turn to using real identities. As they don't want to use identities that are likely to be already in the system, they are better off using identities that fit the criterion cantankerous swineherd outlines. Leading to the scenario s/he describes.

Except it tends to be singles or couples without kids who are used without their knowledge. (Family benefits might mean even middle class are in system.)

It's replicant Roy Batty's birthday – but hey, where's my killer robot?

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Re: Pfffft . . . Human arrogance

"Some years ago it was shown that a one-legged robot which bounces along like a pogo stick is more efficient and a damn sight easier than one with 2 "legs"."

Why did I think of a mutant kangaroo? (But they actually have 3 'legs' cos the tail acts as a stabiliser.)

Feds widen probe into lottery IT boss who rooted game for profit

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Holmes

Re: Broke the fundamental rule

Of course, if the "do it once" amount is too big, that moves the perp into the greedy category (or sometimes the stupid category) and they get noticed.

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Coat

Re: Broke the fundamental rule

At a place I used to work at, we knew that we only ever caught the stupid and the greedy.

But there were enough of them to keep the hit rate high.

HMRC bets the farm on digital. What could possibly go wrong?

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Big Brother

Re: Verify / authorise

I used to sleep during the day* in a very large organisation that got itself in a very knicker-twisted situation over the very set of circumstances john latham describes. It was never quite realised that even in the simplest case, ie some customers had a personal accountant (accountant being a sole trader not a partnership), that accountant might well have an assistant of some sort (personal assistant, junior accountant, etc) who might want to contact {org where I worked} to make enquiry. Danger will robinson - strict confidentiality provisions on info held by {org}, but update info surprisingly not so dangerous as revealing customer info. As jl says, who had the virtual credential? The 'owner' of the practice, the practice itself, each case officer in the practice? Each had its drawbacks and complications. A major accountancy or legal partnership had even more permutations of horror once their internal staff turnover got factored-in.

An extra complication - while accountants themselves tended nit to be customers of {org}, if they had a children then their spouses tended to be customers. So we had records of accountant/staff/ etc *in their own right* as well as in their professional role. Keeping those different functions separate was its own nightmare.

My personal solution while working there - avoid anything to do with nominees, powers of attorney, accountants, public trustee etc. Trying to point out the difficulties was like banging ones head against a wall. Providing solutions was not always welcomed.

* some readers may spot the Jerome K Jerome 3 Men in a Boat reference

Volkswagen blames emissions cheating on 'chain of errors'

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Nominative determinism?

"... Audi technical boss Dr Ulrich Hackenberg ..."

NZ unfurls proposed new flag

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Re: If anyone needs a new flag, its Poland

And Ireland's flag and that of Cote d'Ivoire are pretty much the same.

Which caused some concern during the last soccer world cup.

http://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/linfield-shop-sign-tricolour-is-ivory-coast-not-republic-of-ireland-flag-30357592.html

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Re: Research

The irony of a commentard called wolfetone commenting on the UK flag...

NAO slams £830m e-Borders IT project as ‘not value for money’

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Coat

Re: The project's 600 stakeholders

@ CrazyOldCatMan

A different sort of stake, I think, for this analogy. Comes (appropriately in my opinion) from the world of gambling. One who holds each partys' money until the event is resolved. But agree that 600 doomed the project to failure from the start.

I leave it to the reader to analyse what the gamble is and who wins.

Cisco's telco-grade uber-routers can make almost anyone root

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Pint

... can make almost anyone root

So one of these could liven up the office Xmas party?

(Given the usual meaning of "root" to an Aussie!)

Icon cos beer might still be cheaper.

Australian cops rush to stop 2AM murder of … a spider

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Re: robhib - And funnel-webs

And on the topic of funnel web spiders...

I was reminded of the oft-repeated story of the radio news reader who informed his audience that "A woman was bitten on the funnel by a finger web spider."

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Holmes

Re: IT angle?

Bootnotes? Really?

You drongo.

(Note to self. In future, avoid responding to possible trolls.)

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IT Angle

IT angle?

Is it that the incident was reported on facebook?

Or that the guy lives alone?

TV broadcast vans drive ESA from Perth

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under the Southern Cross I stand. ...

Nice shot of the Southern Cross in the photo of the 35m dish.

iPad data entry errors caused plane to strike runway during takeoff

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Childcatcher

GIGO

Or have their arse dragged around? To match the punishment to the crime!

Oz e-health privacy: after a breach is too late

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Pint

"made a hash of avoiding name-collisions in the system"

I saw what you did there!

Most developers have never seen a successful project

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Facepalm

Re: Success is whatever you define it to be

I used to work in a very large organisation that did all its IT in-house. It was widely understood that the celebrations for getting a new product or an "enhancement" deployed *had* to be held about 9 am on release day.

Because by morning tea time, the phones would be going crazy with fault reports and all the real workers on the dev team would be working on fixes. And all the project managers would be writing briefing papers on why productivity in the wider organisation was approaching zero.

Victoria's racing minister flogs metadata access horse

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Thumb Up

Re: Not just school kids

Ahh. Synners. Have an upvote for mention of obscure melbourne train station

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IT Angle

Not just school kids

November is university exam time. When I was a uni student (not in Victoria), I always seemed to have an exam on cup day (not a holiday where I was, being outside Victoria). If the exam was in the afternoon, as soon as the Cup was run and won, an invigilator would write the result on the whiteboards at the front of the exam hall while the exam continued.

This is how the Great Southern Land emphasises its heritage and brings foreign students into our culture.

Icon, cos it was an IT degree.

Telstra claims ideas created in Hackathon as its own for 18 months

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Coat

Re: Nothing new

My understanding of the situation in Oz for employees is that any IP developed in the course of your employment belongs to employer. Gets tricky if you work on a private project while you aren.t clocked on.

Contractors are different - they own their IP unless contract says otherwise - which is why contracts written by Megacorp Pty Ltd (other employers are available) claim ownership of IP developed by contractor.

To my eyes, looks like Telstra was covering its bases when it took Tac Eht Xilef off EBA and onto individual contract. EBA = clearly employee. Workchoices contract = better be extra sure.

Boffins: Comet Lovejoy is a cosmic booze cruise spewing alcohol across the Solar System

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Pint

no stereotyping but ...

I think the eponymous Lovejoy, after whom the comet is named, is an Australian.

A thousand mile Atom merci mission: Driving from Monaco to London in an open-topped motor

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Mah ranch is so big ...

Can't say who was original author but I first heard a version of this in the 1970s.

Version I heard was the Texan trying to impress an Aussie cockie by mentioning that his ranch was so big, he could ride his horse all day and still not have ridden off his own ranch. Aussie responds " Yeah, I had a horse like that once."

Have an upvote anyway.

RFID wants to TRACK my TODGER, so I am going to CUT it OFF

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Facepalm

Re: The 'Nuke it'they track you ...

Agree with AmCt.

Yrs truly once spent an afternoon comparing prices of car tyres for the chariot. Then went out and purchased same, fitted to vehicle. For next month or more, I got ads for tyres on every web site.

Now accept that I let the system down by not ordering tyres via interweb, paying via paypal and having the rubber donuts delivered by amazon drone. How were targetting adverts meant to know i was no longer indulging in my hobby of checking car tyre prices?

Right, opt out everybody! Hated Care.data paused again

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Re: sold?

Bugger. Missed the edit window.

hmrc_floats_plans_to_sell_taxpayer_data_to_private_companies

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/04/30/hmrc_floats_plans_to_sell_taxpayer_

data_to_private_companies/

BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely

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Pint

Re: This rings too true...

Re the till...

Was once drinking in pub in the northern suburbs of Darwin during the afternoon with a few other thirsty humans. Bar wasn.t busy, given the time of day. Suddenly, lightning hit the power lines in the street, rendering the pub powerless.

As described by Andy A above, beers could still be poured and rums could also be dispensed. But the till was a (back then) new style electronic till. No power meant the cash tray wouldn.t open. Bar manager and barmaid tried to get the tray open while the drinkers offered suggestions like "How about we give you the right amount and you just stick the money in a jug".

Anyway after about 10 minutes of fiddling, the bar manager managed to use a knife to prise the tray open. Service restarted, yrs truly ordered and paid for a round, bar maid takes the money, sticks it in the tray and by force of habit slams the tray shut. As an example of learning curve, manager re-opens the tray using the knife in less than a minute. And puts a glass longways in the till to stop it being closed.

So, yes to battery backup or mini UPS for tills.

Ex top judge admits he's incapable of reading email, doesn't own a PC

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"The Rolling Stones?"

"A beat combo, your honour."

nbn™'s Sky Muster satellite lands in French Guiana

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Pint

Article says that with satellite "latency won't be stellar". But it might be (nearly) astronomical?

Beer for the sub.

Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist

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Photo <> hipster

Rider in stock photo cannot be hipster. Is not sporting a Ned Kelly beard.

Or are the style rules for hipsters different in northern hemisphere? (Assume northern hemisphere as London black taxi in foto, and WashPost mentioned in article.)

What Ashley Madison did and did NOT delete if you paid $19 – and why it may cost it $5m+

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Big Brother

Re: But... do people *really*

Accuracy of location data ...

A few other thoughts.

1 Many people live in apartments/flats/tenements. AC's comment re 5 or 10 m accuracy would smear the location across many possible units. So plausible deniability there. Plus, altitude does not seem to be in the dataset, giving much more candidate units if a highrise building.

2 Unless they take lat and long from address, not gps data. Which might well be billing address for the credit card. You know, the one you used to pay the $19 to get rid of that very data. Need address to verify credit card for "card not present" transaction. AM might as well do a quick geocoded address lookup while waiting for the credit card transaction to go thru.

Carders fleece $4.2 million from Victoria's MyKi transport agency

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Terminator

Re: Nah, don't pay them that's the game!

Fine is now around $ A187. Plus a free kicking or broken arm from the authorised officers if yr under about 20 yo. Tho you can opt for an on-the-spot $75 if middle class.

So the economics have changed.

Australian court slaps down Hollywood's speculative invoices

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Re: if you got one of these letters, how do you defend the claim?

AC said "I may as well attempt to prove I didn't read a particular story on El-reg as far as I can see."

Based on my experience perusing El Reg, the usual method of showing one did not read the article is by posting a comment.

Take THAT, Tesla: Another Oz energy utility will ship home batteries

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Holmes

Re: What ?

Plus kids are at school, parents are at work during daylight hours. So not many electrical appliances being run at home. That might be relevant to usage patterns.

Conversely, the households of dole bludgers (TM) who are at home running tv xbox phone rechargers etc during the day tend to be in rentals. Which typically don.t have solar panels.

Icon cos No sh!t Sherlock.

Susan Sheridan, voice of Hitchhiker's Trillian, dies aged 68

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radio first?

"BBC's radio adaption of Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

I thought HHGG was originally a radio show. The book came later, I thought. But more books and more radio shows followed ...

Sad news tho.

Perhaps middle-aged blokes SHOULDN'T try 34-hour-long road trips

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Joke

drive on the other side

I remember a news item about an ex British colony that decided to change the cars to driving on the other side.

Worked so well that 2 weeks later they decided to also change the side the trucks drove on.

( IT angle - a phased implementation may not always be the best method.)

All hail Ikabai-Sital! Destroyer of worlds and mender of toilets

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Re: Remove the seal! To return to IT.

"Nice try, but that's the only thing we check ..."

FTFY.

Stop forcing benefits down my throat and give me hard cash, dammit

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Re: One thing does

I think a tachometer tells you what your engine revs are at a point in time. I think a tachograph records how long your engine has been running and what revs it was doing at every point over a period of time.

But Tim's point, i think, was that if a truckie wants to work extra hours then s/he should be allowed to. Like doing a 168 hr week then having a 7 day break. Run from Melbourne to Darwin and back, no need to waste .money on motels. Negotiate a decent rate for getting the load there quickly.

Shirley you aren.t suggesting that the police should be enforcing annual leave or public holidays. That sounds like socialism to me.

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Re: Flexibility doesn't exist at lower income levels

"exploited in the quest to make bigger profits, if the laws and regulations allow it, because employees at that level can often be replaced on the same day, if they don't fully agree to the employer's terms."

Have an upvote. That used to be called the bull system on the docks.

Reg reader? Work at the Home Office? Are you SURE?

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Coat

Re: Who will be redundant next....

Many commentards over the years have observed that *effective* outsourcing requires that technical expertise be retained in the organisation so that one knows whether or not the wool is being pulled over one's eyes. So the Home Office ought to retain a sizeable technical staff.

Not saying that is the case here. Quite possible that the HO staff are there to pay each and every invoice submitted by the outsourced provider without question or quibble.

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