* Posts by Charles Manning

3509 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2007

Manning's lawyer plans presidential pardon campaign, says client will appeal

Charles Manning

Re: Where their next six-pack is coming from

Well it is fizzy, hoppy liquid but it definitely isn't beer!

Microsoft fights Google for kids' attention with ad-free Bing for Schools

Charles Manning

naked bodies are sick??

Is it really healthy to believe that a naked body is a perversion?

Space-walker nearly OPENED HELMET to avoid DROWNING

Charles Manning

He was documenting his thinking.

It seems he was documenting his thinking, rather than doing an objective post-event analysis.

You can forgive a person, even a physics PhD, for not pondering the finer points of phase change while he's <echo>DROWING IN SPAAAACCEE</echo>.

Sublimation or not, the net result would be the same: the latent heat loss would quickly cause ice formation which could make for a bad day.

Charles Manning

Not really scary

It is only newsworthy because of the novelty value of this being in space.Similar scary incidents happen every day on Planet Earth to scuba divers. Every day people die in various extreme sports, or even travelling to work/vacation. Yet still they come.

There is absolutely no reason to think this event would have any impact on space tourism.

If anything would worry space tourists, it would be the actual transport to/from the space station. About 1.5% of space shuttle flights ended in death.

Climate change made sea levels fall in 2010 and 2011

Charles Manning

Re: Australians, cheeky buggers

Great to see the spirit of Ned Kelly lives on!

Getting worried, Assange? WikiLeaks spaffs out 'insurance' info

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The one way this could work properly

Assange has always asserted that he can't turn himself in for the rape charges because he will then get spirited away by USA.

Right now that looks to many like a smokescreen to escape the rape charges. To get his credentials back, Assange needs to face those charges to clear his name.

The one way this could all work well is:

* They send out their 400 gigs of backmail data.

* Assange turns himself to face the rape charges.

* If Assange gets spirited away, then they crack the lid on the data.

YouTube Wars: Microsoft cries foul as Windows Phone app pulled again

Charles Manning

No you don't need a youtube app....

HTML5 would be good enough.

If MS was really trying to sell their phones, then they would be trying to make light of this: "Pah, we don't need some shitty Google API. We have HTML5 and can provide you with the Best Phone Ever! Roll up, roll up..."

But no, their product has tanked, so now they want to make excuses. You don't make excuses to the market (because very few buy products out of pity). You only make excuses to shareholders etc when your job is on the line.

As I said above, this is a ruse to peg Google as the scapegoat.

Come the next MS shareholders' meeting there are going to be a lot of angry share holders demanding answers.

The One Microsoft re-shuffle will help to obfuscate the company performance, but they need to have some excuses too.

Charles Manning

A special message for downvotards

There seems to be a sense that MS should be given a break because they are new to the game and would grow if not stifled by the competition. What tosh!

Microsoft have been in the smartphone game since 2002. That's twice as long as Apple or Google. They had all the opportunity do do something, but pissed it against the wall. From 2002 to 2012 MS basically sat on their heals watching other companies serve the market and achieve because they were too incompetent.

Most companies will only provide support for significant market share. Microsoft, for instance, only provides Office for Windows and Mac. Where's the Linux support? Where's the Free BSD support? Those markets are just too small to justify supporting them.

Same deal here. Google provides API-level support for significant market players (Android and iOS which make up the majority of the market - around 90%). The rest (Blackberry, WP8, ...) are not significant enough to support and can use the HTML-5 interface. If MS gets their shit together and gets to be significant, then no doubt Google will reconsider their position (just as MS would for Office if Linux hit 20%+ market share on PC).

To say that Google is being mean to MS is pathetic.

Charles Manning

When all else fails, find a scapegoat

The First Rule of Cover Your Ass is to always make sure you have a handy scapegoat to give you an out.

WPhone is going down the gurgler and the shareholders are going to be PISSED OFF. Better find something to blame.

I know! Those nasty people from Google. They blocked our Youtube app, so nobody would buy W phones.

It wasn't poor design.

It wasn't appalling execution.

It was those rotten sods from Google!

See... it isn't our fault!

MS has been so nice to Google and their friends - only charging them around $5-10 to use all those patents. You'd think they would be nice back.

AREA 51 - THE TRUTH by the CIA: Official dossier blows lid off US secrets

Charles Manning

Are you sure???

"My grandson and I met a docent at the Air Force Museum in Dayton who had been an SR-71 driver."

I met Abe Lincoln at a historic park too.

Did you tweak said SR-71 driver's beard to make sure it was not just elasticated?

SQUEEEEE! Microsoft goes retro with pay-by-squawk NFC tech

Charles Manning

Anyone remember BBC micro?

The BBC would modulate software over the TV audio. Record it onto a tape and you had software for the BBC micro.

Apple files 'Bonk to Gift' near field communication patent application

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Strange verbs

Gifting is surely a reasonably common verb, though it should rather be replaced with give.

The most absurd I've encountered is "to beverage", as in: "Economy class passengers will be beveraged now."

Unfortunately USPTO happily hands out patents when you just add the slightest twist. We've been gifting each other money for as long as there has been money. Same with telegraphic or internet transfer of funds. Just do it with NFC and it is all suddenly novel. Bah!

GitHub code repository rocked by 'very large DDoS' attack

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Unfortunately...

He's probably on the right track... Some of our evil brothers don't quite use the same brand of logic as normal people.

The morons DDossing github probably think that attacking github is a way to have a go at Linux and git, and, maybe even Google (coz they use git and Linux too).

Make or break: Microsoft sets date for CRUCIAL Win 8.1 launch

Charles Manning

Completely wrong UI paradigms

There is a vital step you missed.... MS's dabbling with the Kin Phone.

Kin tanked completely, but lives on in the form of the tiles UI. This is a UI first designed for teenagers - not for serious businesses used to beige. The teens didn't want it.

Rule #1 of business is to keep your bread & butter customers happy. MS pissed in the soup when they went to W8 showing no path for corporate users.

I tried watching part of a presentation on W8, but was forced to give up when some UI elements were called "charms". Seriously... CHARMS!!!!

I can understand having things called charms if you're making Pink Pony OS for pre-pubescent girls.

How is anynne supposed to take something with "charms" seriously as part of their corporate infrastructure?

Pity the poor IT help desker trying to keep a straight face while talking about charm bars.

Charles Manning

@Andreas Koch

"That alone is already laudable, I think.". Bollocks. What **might** have been laudable is actually listening to customers in the first place.

The brief history of what happened here is:

MS in their normal arrogant way says: "Here is our new product. Assume the position. You will take it regardless."

Customers: "But why all this change for change sake".

MS: "We've been doing this for 30 years. You ALWAYS listen to us. Now come along, you know how this game works, assume the position."

Customers: "FU. We have options now. We have tasted other foods and will no longer eat of your swill."

MS (thinks to itself): "Hmmm never had this problem before. Bugger. The customers are no longer compliant. We'll have to do something".

MS: "Look how well we listen to the customer"

Andreas: "Look how well MS listens to their customers!"

Boffins harvest TV, mobile signals for BATTERY-FREE comms

Charles Manning

Re: Never be practical.

Works fine though if you live near those lovely old transmitters that belted out many hundreds of kW of AM if any of them still exist.

Charles Manning

The Mystery Box Crystal Set

I too cut my teeth on crystal sets in the 1960s. Built my first one before I could even read properly. The hardest part was counting up to 45 when winding the main coil.

A bit later I built a thing called a Mystery Box. It was basically a crystal set that was wired to a uA meter instead of headphones. This made the meter needle move with no battery or other power. Confused the hell out of many people.

In the early 1970s I remember writing a science "paper" on using crystal sets to harvest power to run things. Being a bit overconfident about the Future Of Science, I predicted it would power cars some day and the science teacher (English + History major) thought I was a genius. It was a few years later that I understood things a bit better.

Tech war latest: Today's leather tools 'invented by NEANDERTHALS'

Charles Manning

Re: "What? So we still use dinosaur bones today?"

No. Coal comes from plant matter.

Rejoice, Australia: A dream tech workforce is coming ... in 2030!

Charles Manning

Re: Teach how to learn

Exactly right. Specific skills are obsolete by the time the text books and curriculum are written. Any school/university system that pumps out graduates with specific skills is pointless in a tech world.

My punch-cards + COBOL + Fortran stuff I learned at uni are pretty useless now. The stuff I have taught myself (C, kernel programming, electronic design...) are useful, so long as I spend at least 20 hours a month keeping up to date.

World's FIRST TALKING SPACE ROBO-CHUM BLASTS OFF to the ISS

Charles Manning

Selfish, maybe

It will not be the old folk that buy these things for themselves.

It will be the guilt-ridden professional sons and daughters who will buy a "companion" so that they don't feel too bad about not visiting their parents as often as they might.

Sort of like the parents that buy their kids all sort of crap, just generationally reversed!

Charles Manning

Age loneliness

Japan has a hugely aging population. Who is going to care for them all?

With the younger people wanting to do more productive work there is a near obsession with finding some way to get robots to give companionship to the elderly and make sure they take their meds etc.

Bigger frames make Wi-Fi a power miser: boffins

Charles Manning

Are they talking about internet lightbulbs and power switches?

If so, large packets won't help. Turning on a lightbulb needs 1 bit. Perhaps 8 bits for a dimming.

The majority of monitoring applications only needs a timy amount of data. What matters though is latency. Don't want to flick a switch and wait 10 seconds while single useful bit makes its way through the NSA and friends.

US federal judge: Yes, Bitcoin IS MONEY

Charles Manning

Re: In this case the distinction would not have mattered

What assumptions? http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc420.html

The IRS has a right to take your assets if you don't stump up with the $$$.

It is up to you as a taxpayer to disclose all your income and assign a fair value to barter income. If you don't then the same laws apply as hiding cash transactions.

You might not like that, I might not like that, but that is the law.

Charles Manning

In this case the distinction would not have mattered

In USA, you can be nobbled for fraud/whatever whether you're dealing with a currency or a commodity or anything else of value.

For example, if you agree to swap to swap cars with someone in a barter transaction but do not supply the car you are trading then that is fraud.

What was being attempted by the defence in this case this case is to argue that BC has no value at all and that the people willingly agreed to give up their assets for something of no value and thus it would not better whether or not the BC was actually supplied or not.

Many people erroneously believe that, in the US, barter for goods or services is not taxable because no currency changed hands. They are wrong. You still need to pay tax. Even if you get paid in BC or loaves of bread.

You are not the first person to think of trading commodities to sidestep restrictions in currency trading. This is the type of activity that falls under the heading "money laundering".

Asus boss flushes down tabs, says 'Windows RT has not been successful'

Charles Manning

Talk is cheap

MS fans and others will often say they will buy new tech X, but it is quite another matter when it comes to actually extracting the folding stuff from their wallets.

If I was to pull GBP200 out of my pocket, I'd be wanting to be damn sure I was getting something that actually had a whole lot of apps and had a reasonable track record.

You'd be wanting it to be less than half the price of established platforms to make it worth taking the punt.

Apart from XBox, all MS hardware has been a disaster.

This weekend: Watch HOT STARS shower! Moon won't interfere

Charles Manning

Ahh, Blighty

cue loads of massive clouds as usual.

There. Fixed that for you.

Microsoft unveils push-button app generator for Windows Phone

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The way to get more apps is redefine the term "app"

Sheer marketing brilliance!

Instead of apps being those difficult interactive things that require highly skilled programmers, we just make a way to can crap web pages and call those apps and anyone can make one!

Coming next week: A plug-in for MS-paint that generates "apps" from kindergarten scribblings.

Win XP alive and kicking despite 2014 kill switch (Don't ask about Win 8)

Charles Manning

Do we actually need MS's support?

If MS walks away from this, it sounds like a potential for some other service provider to step in and make a lot of money.

Sure, you would not be allowed to sell more licenses, but there has got to be a market for keeping the current user base running.

German guardsmen growing mono-boobs from drilling with Nazi-era rifles

Charles Manning

Re: Dear Marge

I've drilled with 3 weapons: L1A1 aka FAL aka South African R1, Lee Enfield 303, and a South African R4.

The L1A1 was the best for any drill work by a long way. Well balanced, and a confortable rifle to carry.

The 303 bolt handle would often snag in your shirt or even flesh right around boob level. I can see the 98k's bolt handle doing pretty much the same thing. I wonder whether people doing extensive drilling with old LE 303s would have the same problem?

Snowden's XKeyscore revelations challenged

Charles Manning

There is middle ground too

I don't believe the NSA denied everything that Snowden has claimed. NSA are just claiming that there has been no abuse of data.

It is possible that some of what Snowden has said is true and that he could be prosecuded for that.

It is also possible that some of what Snowden says is a fabrication to bolster his position. For that he can't be prosecuted.

Likely the rest of us will never know the real truth.

Google Glassholes to be BANNED from UK roads

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Ill-conceived laws

We have exactly the same situation with the anti-cell phole laws. Here in NZ and in many other countries. Laws are written around technologies and not behaviours.

In NZ we had a law introduced that bans fiddling with your mobile phone while driving. It does not matter what you're doing: texting, calling, playing games... you'll get pinged. However the law does not apply if you do the same things with an ipod which is running exactly the same software and does everything else an iphone can do except the phone stuff.

Now some car makers are bringing out wifi access points in the cars. With these cars it will be legal to use skype over Wifi while driving, but not make a call over your cell phone. Now that is bad law!

Technologies change too fast to keep up. Most countries already have laws that forbid driving while distracted. These are surely enough to cover all bad behaviour with cellphones/glasses. Why do we need more (poorly structured) laws?

How did Microsoft get to be a $1.2bn phone player? Hint: NOT Windows Phone

Charles Manning

There is some fighting, but it is easier to give in.

Well at least Moto (now Google) fought back and won against some of the patents.

But most companies just treat it as protection money. If you didn't pay the five bucks (or whatever it was) then you had the strong possibility of MS having your products held up at customs or being taken off the shelves for long enough to miss a key sales period like Christmas or screw up a product launch.

These court cases go on forever (years and years). Nobody wants their products and revenue under threat for that long. In the end it is just a lot easier to let MS take your lunch money and get on with life.

Intel's homage to Raspberry Pi: The much pricier Minnowboard

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Embedded people

Having been an embedded developer for 30 years, I would say that what people **might** use this for is as a reference design.

If you just wanted to put a bunch of Atom boards in boxes (as you might with a RPi, ATX form factor board or whatever), then there are cheaper options.

The minnow board is pretty cheap when compared to its direct competitors: reference designs with schematics etc. The cheapest I could find elsewhere is around $500.

Charles Manning

Devil's advocate

To be fair to the Minnowboard people, this is way more capable than an Raspberry Pi and it is disingenuous to compare them.

This is actually pretty cheap when compared to similar Atom boards. From what I have seen this is the cheapest Atom board with a debug connector.

Microsoft Surface sales numbers revealed as SHOCKINGLY HIDEOUS

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Yeah, for how long?

"Trimble, Motorola, Symbol, Philips and Casio all actively produce and market Windows CE devices for commercial applications"

Yes they are. Most of them are likely investigating how to switch to Android.

Microsoft introduces warning on child abuse image searches

Charles Manning

That's what democracy is all about

We give the punters one person one vote. There is no need to prove that you are capable of selecting the politicians that have their head screwed on right.

Therefor the politicians that get elected are those that provide policies which the Great Unwashed think sound right, or desirable with no valid reason for thinking the way that they do. The politicians who say stuff that is scientifically validated or has the best outcomes do not get votes.

Therefore, in order to get votes, politicians ignore the scientists and experts. They just do what sounds good to the voters.

Net result: crap laws, countries going broke because the voters don't want the merry-go-round spending to stop and funding for stupid social programs which have public appeal, but the scientists tell us are pointless.

First burger made of TEST-TUBE MEAT to be eaten on August 5

Charles Manning

Isn't that the point of SETI?

Identify a protein source in outer space.

Charles Manning

"what I wouldn't do"

Clearly the answer is SFA.

It is really easy to grow peppers - even organic heirloom - pretty much anywhere. Just needs a large plant pot. Can be grown on a balcony or even indoors.

As for effort getting going it is not much. Have a read of http://www.squarefootgardening.org/

Making excuses on the interwebs won't achieve anything.

Work with Microsoft's stuff for a living? Its reorg will mean NOTHING to you

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Time to "Baby Bell" Microsoft

I am not at all adverse to a large company serving its customers well and making shitloads of money.

What I am against though is a huge corporation that uses its huge profits in one sector to screw around in other sectors and screw them up. Unfortunately MS does this far too much.

We see this, for example, in the way they tried to dabble in the embedded space with Windows CE, their robotic development system and .NET based system. THey poured vast abounts of money into disrupting, but with no commitment and follow through. This damages these sectors rather than doing any good.

Baby-Belling MS would prevent them from doing this.

Fanbois smash iPhone 5s much sooner than iPhone 3s ... but WHY?

Charles Manning

re:Increased TTD theory

This theory certainly holds water and not just with phones but with cars and kids too...

First kid: Parents treat them like they're made of glass and keep them away from power points.

Second kid: They can play with the power point, but not with a metal object.

Third kid: Meh, hope he doesn't fuse the house... I'm watching TV over here!

Swisscom chief dead in apparent suicide

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Re: Always on culture

"Does not compute. It may be an erroneous act, but it definitely is not "selfish" as no personal advantage accrues at all."

You do not have to actually gain an advantage to be selfish. Many non-selfish acts result in gain, and many selfish acts result in loss.

Selfishness means you were motivated by an apparent personal advantage to be gained while disregarding the loss incurred by others. Big difference.

Of course there is an apparent advantage to be gained here. The person was suffering some sort of anguish which he thought would be alleviated by ending his life,

Ubuntu boss: I want to make a Linux hybrid mobe SO GIVE ME $32m

Charles Manning

But I already have that.

I have a phone.

I have a laptop/desktop. They share all the data that needs sharing in the cloud.

Merging them seems a bit artificial.

I don't need all my development source code on the phone.

And, anyway, 128GB of storage is too small to hold all the stuff I need in a laptop/desktop (development tools,...),

This thing is vastly underspecced to replace a laptop, yet overspecced for normal phone use. Seems pretty pointless to me.

100-metre asteroid 2013 NE19 zipped past Earth today

Charles Manning

Who cares

4M km gives a cross-sectional area of gazzillions of square km. The earth only has a tiny cross section in comparison.

Python tells me the Earth's cross section is only 1/(4x10^^6) of that of the disc reaching out to this flypast.

With odds like that they can fly past every day and I won't care.

Burger-rage horse dumps on McDonald's: Rider saddled with fat fine

Charles Manning

Re: Eh?

This is the drive through....

All sorts of liability issues if a pedestrian/cyclist gets crushed by a car.

Add lawyers and common sense goes AWOL.

Charles Manning

Supersized

I hope it was.

How do you drive a supercomputer round a Formula 1 track?

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Re: 15 to 16 Mb per lap

"So now I'm thinking, just how do they transfer the data from car to garage?"

The answer is that they don't transfer all the info - just some of it.

A few years back I had some dealings with a racing team that shall remain nameless. They were gathering more than 1 MB per second which they were storing onto NAND flash arrays for post-drive analysis. This is way more info than what they could use in real-time.

Surface RT: A plan worthy of the South Park Underpants Gnomes

Charles Manning

Ballmer is an egomaniac like Jobs. Niether of them have/had any time for Devil's Advocates or anyone but complete yes-men.

The difference is that Jobs could actually hit the ball.

Charles Manning

Well to be fair to Ballmer...

Microsoft has been dabbling with tablets for a very long time. The tablet was always BillG's platform of choice and he never missed the opportunity to wave around a tablet at COMDEX.

Microsoft had at least 4 goes at tablets - dating back into the 1990s - before the current one and all those flopped.

Where MS failed this time was the arrogance no not learning from the past and thinking that the market is now ready for tablets and that was all that was holding back tablet sales.

What they fail to understand is that the market might be keen on tablets, but not the way MS do them.

Microsoft's earnings down on slow Windows sales, Surface RT bust

Charles Manning

Hiding corpses...

Perhaps the reason for the whole One Microsoft reorganization is to actually bury and obfuscate future numbers. That will make it hard to compare 2013 with 2012 or 2014, giving Ballmer at least some wiggle room for his cock-ups.

1.5 MW 'demonstrator' solar plant hits the grid

Charles Manning

Only half a solution

So they can provide 10c/kWh while the sun shines. How much does it cost to provide night time/cloudy day leccy?

If we still have to build other power stations to provide night time demand then the numbers just don't stack up. All the PV stuff is just extra cost. It does not replace conventional generation cost.

On top of that, the most efficient coal/nuke thermal stations prefer to run with a reasonably constant load to get the best result. Running PV during the day, then cranking up the coal/nukes for the night just does not work out very well.

PV, or other generation, has to actually replace conventional generation otherwise it is just greenwashing bullshit.