* Posts by keith_w

302 posts • joined 25 Jul 2012

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Sysadmin sank IBM mainframe by going one VM too deep

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Re: @Sam Liddicott

in mathematics, it's the symbol for Equal but Parallel

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Windows Server 2019 tweaked to stop it getting clock-blocked

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Re: "Microsoft has included support for negative leap seconds just in case."

Don't forget the Moon! Lunar and, to a lesser extent, solar tidal forces have already slowed the Earth's rotation from 6hrs to 24hrs (approximately) and continue to do so, that will eventually tidally lock the Earth and the Moon together, thus ending the entire issue.

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US drug cops snared crooks with pre-cracked BlackBerry mobes – and that's just the start

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Re: Illicit drugs and Alcohol/Tobacco

WRT legalizing MJ, Canada will let you know how it goes in a couple of years. Hopefully the number of street dealers will be down, the tax income will be up and everything will be Copesthetic. Of course persons under the legal age of purchase will still be getting their MJ on the street, or ripping off their parents homegrown supply, but why should MJ be different from booze?

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Heatwave shmeatwave: Brit IT departments cool their racks – explicit pics

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Re: 2nd pic

"Utter genius........that has to be the best use of an old RS232 Cisco management cable ever :D"

What old? Looked like the one I used fresh out of the box a couple of weeks ago.

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No, seriously, why are you holding your phone like that?

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Re: Only yesterday...

I see that one a lot. I think it is to prevent the radio waves from microwaving the brain. I also see people with wired headsets ) where the microphone is embedded in the wire (the sort that come with phones)holding the microphone close to their mouths.

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Snooping passwords from literally hot keys, China's AK-47 laser, malware, and more

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Re: "...Chinese have developed a laser rifle..."

"And in related news, JeffyPoooh Instant Inventions Incorporated hereby places into the public domain the concept of employing surface arrays of innumerable precision retro-reflectors to send 98% of the high power laser beam 'right back at ya'."

Bullard Reflects: Author: Jameson, Malcolm: Published: 1941: Publisher: Astounding Science-Fiction:

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Sysadmin shut down server, it went ‘Clunk!’ but the app kept running

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Re: Random USB

Isn't that what Brother P-Touch or variants was designed for?

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BlackBerry KEY2: Remember buttons? Boy, does this phone sure have them

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Re: Cack-handed commentard here.

you can get both left-handed and ambidextrous scissors, if you can be bothered to.

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"Interviews are via skype"

"that's nice, I don't do skype"

"well, that's our policy"

"you're talking to me on a perfectly good phone are you not?"

"yes"

"so, proceed"

note on interview record, interviewee unwilling to comply with corporate policy, recommend declining to hire.

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Galileo, here we go again. My my, the Brits are gonna miss EU

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Re: Fgs

This assumes that the US will allow Space-X to launch your satellites for you. It may be necessary to build a British launch facility near the equator - possibly Belize (formerly British Honduras), which could use the investment.

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Unbreakable smart lock devastated to discover screwdrivers exist

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Re: Yeah - but if I am a "common criminal" I'll definitely find another non-indiegogo to pawn

"two 24x7x365

how do these differ from 24x7 mutts? "

They take leap-days off.

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Which? calls for compensation for users hit by Windows 10 woes

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No problem with windows 10 update

got W10 on 3 machines without issue. CPU on the one I am writing this message on (a 4 year old Dell) is between 2 and 9%. Most likely the vast majority of people are in the same situation, no problems so no commenting about it, which I wouldn't have done until I saw this thread.

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Tech rookie put decimal point in wrong place, cost insurer zillions

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Re: Lira?

I wish people would stop pastaing these bad puns all over the Reg!

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Send printer ink, please. More again please, and fast. Now send it faster

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Re: Reminds me of French sales

Obviously you are the epitome of a modern Major General.

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UK's Royal Navy accepts missile-blasting missile as Gulf clouds gather

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Happy

Re: additional energy

Technically, this is precisely how hydro-electric power is generated. The water used to turn the giant electric making water wheels, aka turbines, originally fell as rain at the beginning of its land based journey to the afore mentioned giant water wheels, and then fell again from the temporary fallen rain holding facility to turn those self-same giant electricity producing water wheels. Have a wonderful Friday.

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Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom

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Re: We need some ...

I believe that Dyson has pointed out that if you wash your hands with soap and water (following, of course, the posted health department instructions on how to properly effect this activity) before using their dryers, there should be no microbiological items to disperse.

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Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings

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Re: Vi

CR/LF (or LF/CR if you prefer) was standard in DEC PDP-11 Basic+ long before windows was invented (or if you really prefer DEC Basic+ Chr$(11)+Chr$(13) )

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My PC is on fire! Can you back it up really, really fast?

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Re: I recall even my mum (a bit like Dilmom) telling me a fire story

Since it can be, literally, set off by the touch of a feather, or the touch of alpha particle radiation, how on earth do you manage to paint it on a cycle path?

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Windows 10 April 2018 Update lands today... ish

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"April update. That's another worry. I can just see some executive pouring on the pressure to get the thing out while it's still April. And we know where that leads, don't we."

A BOFH post?

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Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

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Re: How to solve a problem

fI set up my machines with 3 accounts. One for Me, One for the Wife, both passworded, and one for everyone else, unprotected, and no rights.

As for providing support, my parents lived 250 miles away from me, but close to my brother, a technically sophisticated police officer so he provided all the onsite tech support for them.

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Skip-wrecked! Boat full o' rubbish scuppered in Brit residential street

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Can't they track down who owns the boat? In Canada, where I live, only boats with less than a 10HP motor DON'T have to be licensed, and from what I have seen, the license numbers (on each side of the bow) generally leave an impression so that even if the stickers are faded off, the faded hull around the numbers leave the original numbers visible.

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Sysadmin wiped two servers, left the country to escape the shame

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Re: No shame in cocking up!

as a poster in a previously read story said, "There's not mushroom for a pun in Reg story"

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Developer mistakenly deleted data - so thoroughly nobody could pin it on him!

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Re: Penny pinching...

I think the real question should have been how much would it have cost to NOT be able to do those restores.

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ESA builds air-breathing engine that works in space

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Re: Imagine speccing that "wind tunnel".

Sounds like a job for the PFY

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We all hate Word docs and PDFs, but have they ever led you to being hit with 32 indictments?

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Re: @ Dr Heinrich Backhausen

@123

Scanned documents are images and thus stored at the image layer of a PDF rather than the Text layer. You generlly need to use OCR to convert them back to text

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Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?

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Re: Thats right up there with

Down vote because you didn't bother to check that it was working before leaving.

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The e-waste warrior, 28,000 copied Windows restore discs, and a fight to stay out of jail

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Re: t isn't a consumer ready Windows replacement.

"I'd argue that for people used to windows XP, Vista and 7, that Windows 10 isn't consumer ready unless it's only for web browsing and store apps, in which case Android is better / cheaper.

Win 10 for traditional applications:

"It's complicated, confusing, and difficult.""

Really? I better let the 80 year old real estate agent who uses W10 on a daily basis know that - and that the Office 365 isn't either. On the other hand, she already knows that Skype no longer is.

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What did we say about Tesla's self-driving tech? SpaceX Roadster skips Mars, steers to asteroids

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Alien

Missing the expected heliocentric orbit

Obviously it needs an over the air update to the maps.

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keith_w

Re: Tax write-off

I think you have to actually be driving it (or someone does) in order to claim the mileage.

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‘I crashed a rack full of servers with my butt’

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Crashed Mainframe - Twice

Many years ago when I was a system programmer we had a big red ermergency power off button on the wall by the exit. I was working on a communications box which was directly under the button and straightened up and hit the button with my shoulder shutting everything in the computer room down. The second time it happened I suggested that we cover the button with a plastic flip up cover, my boss threatened to fire me if it happened again instead. The third time it happened, I was in my cubicle and popped up and yelled "Not Me! I'm here!". The plastic cover got installed.

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Fella faked Cisco, Microsoft gear death – then sold replacement kit for millions, say Feds

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Based on 6 years per device.

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Sysadmin crashed computer recording data from active space probe

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Re: Hmmm ...

We ran a Token Ring network with over 256 devices attached on Phone cable (type 3). One day 2 of my co-workers returned from an IBM info session and stated that they had learned that TR could support all the nodes on the backup route, that is, instead of having all the MAUs connected, 2 were disconnected from each other turning the ring into a horseshoe, and they were going to test our backup route. They pulled the plug between 2 of our MAUs and immediately crashed our network, leading to our discovery that we were already running on the backup route.

Also, although I worked with IBM mainframes as a system programmer, I was not aware that you could not just yank the bus and tag cables off a peripheral without causing an issue. On the other hand, I never had any need to know this as IBM did all our hardware support, and we never removed any older hardware, just added new.

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Court throws out BT's plans to reduce pension rates

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Re: Dividends and pensions

Tell that to the pensioners of Sears Canada (and probably the US as well). It recently declared bankruptcy and, after a liquidation "sale" of the available product, closed all the doors. The pension plan is very 20% underfunded although Sears Canada was paying billions of dollars in Dividends to its owners, mostly, Sears US, while not topping up the fund. The pensioners were warning that Sears was going belly up from at least 2008, yet nothing was done because there was no law requiring them to do so.

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NHS: Thanks for the free work, Linux nerds, now face our trademark cops

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WTF?

If I understand this correctly, a bunch of volunteers were attempting to build a Linux based operating system for the National Health Service. They decided to do this by themselves, without an agreement with the NHS and referred to their project using NH as part of the description, which the NHS took exception to.

I am trying to figure out why no one else sees a problem with this process. 1. NHS is a MAJOR user of computer systems. If there is a problem with the OS, who do they turn to for support? The authors are volunteers, what if they get tired of supporting the issues and decline to provide further support? 2. If there is a problem with the OS, and a fix is required immediately, these volunteers are of limited number and employed (hopefully) at paying jobs. Will they be able to tell their current bosses, "Oh, I won't be in to work for a while as I have to fix a problem at NHS?" As we have seen with the Spectre issue, there are problems which are highly resistant to quick solution so how will the OS be sustainable

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GIMPS crack whip on plucky processor to find largest prime number

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Re: Pedantic Grammar Nazi Inbound, 9 o'clock!

So why didn't you complain about copper's, which is possessive and should have been coppers, plural or, if they had the kabobs with them coppers' (plural possessive) kabobs (plural, non-possessive)?

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We translated Intel's crap attempt to spin its way out of CPU security bug PR nightmare

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Re: Questions

I think that the VM OS will have to be patched because the Guest will be accessing its own OS's version of the Kernel, not the Hypervisor's.

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Windows Store nixed Google Chrome 'app' hours after it went live

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you are aware, are you not, that you can tell W10 when to install updates? Including when you are not there to be interrupted?

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Engineer named Jason told to re-write the calendar

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Re: July and August must Go!

"Can't we get rid of May?"

Took me a while to figure this one out since I don't live in the UK.

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The North remembers: York scraps Uber's licence over data breach

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Re: ... was met with a "huge cheer" from assembled black cabbies at the meeting.

Surely a London TDA driver would be taking you past St. Paul's or the Abbey 3 times, not York Minster?

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Kaspersky dragged into US govt's trashcan as weaponized blockchain agile devops mulled

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Many years ago I had the opportunity to install a copy of Kaspersky's AV. It asked for so much personal information including address, and as I recall, date of birth, that I said what the heck (ok, not heck) is this baloney, (ok, not baloney, but another B word) why the heck (again, not heck) do they need this info and cancelled the install.

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Oregon will let engineer refer to himself as an 'engineer'

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Re: let me guess

and they pay sh*t for it as well.

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Samsung starts cranking out 512GB eUFS storage

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That would depend on where you live. Here in the Great White North (which includes our Atlantic Provinces which typically get more snow than the slightly more westerly province that I live in, it will frequently take many minutes of flowing air, hopefully warmed up to clear a reasonable portion of the windshield.

I also would like memory seats and mirrors and dual temp controls.

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Want a new HDMI cable? No? Bad luck. You'll need one for HDMI 2.1

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Re: Desire...

"You're talking shit. It was Indiana Jones that shot Greedo first."

Are we sure it wasn't John Book?

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keith_w

Re: Desire...

While Harrison Ford played both Deckard and Han Solo, I think that you will find that Han Solo is the one who shot Greedo

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keith_w

Re: Want a new HDMI cable? No? Bad luck. You'll need one for HDMI 2.1

I suppose next you will be wanting a cable to go with your new printer as well? Generally companies don't supply content cables for 2 reasons 1) they assume that the device is a replacement device 2) they cost money that could be better spent (/sarcasm) providing higher paycheques for upper management and/or higher dividends for owners.

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Russian rocket snafu may have just violently dismantled 19 satellites

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Re: Oversimplifying the simple.

one hopes it's not an sn

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Prosecute driverless car devs for software snafus, say Brit cyclists

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I think that the government should be certifying that the software is fit for purpose through testing the AV, which would alieve any concerns about passenger liability, since the automobile is the driver, any meatsacks in the vehicle are merely passengers. This should result in lower insurance premiums (HA!) all round since there will be much lower exposure to liability. For those who will immediately jump on and suggest that the government will do no such thing, please remember that they already specify many things in our automobiles from lights to restraint systems and already crash test vehicles.

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Re: Fair enough, but...

"And then there was a car driving along with no lights on...always on dashboard lights and super bright LED daylight running lights, especially in well lit areas seem to distract some people from actually checking their lights are on."

There's a lot of that goes on. I think that the console lights should not be on unless the headlights are on. Or that they get rid of the light switch entirely and go with auto on all the time.

As for those idiots in Lycra, there are tons of those around here and they seem to think that they own the road, especially the smaller rural roads within our region (and probably all the others as well). There are tons of non-Lycra clad cyclists who don't seem to believe in lights or reflectors either and do believe in dark clothes are the thing for riding your bike at night.

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A draft US law to secure election computers that isn't braindead. Well, I'm stunned! I gotta lie down

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Re: Yes the US is big. Yes it has a lot of people. But..

doesn't everyone, municipal, state and federal get elected on the same day? Dog catcher to president if it that point in the election cycle?

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