* Posts by Andy Fletcher

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Microsoft tightens squeeze on TechNet parasites

Andy Fletcher

Oh no you won't!

WTF is... WiGig

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you're onto something there

If you can do the Gb networking over the mains circuit to the light fittings, it sounds cheap too.

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Size doesn't matter - it's what you do with it that counts

And in networking terms, I'm talking latency over speed.

Ebuyer on the naughty step for fondleslab promo cock-up

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Re: Depends on the claim

Pretty much. Also, you missed SSP (suggested selling price) which is also ostensibly the same thing.

All these numbers are abused (although not by everyone). Bottom line with pricing - it's only worth what YOU are prepared to pay for it. A lot of people tend to confuse the term "RRP" and "worth". They usually bare no correlation to each other.

Chemical giant foils infected USB stick espionage bid

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Autoplay

No-one ever seems to understand why I switch that "feature" off.

How to screw LIBOR and alienate people

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It would be conjecture...but

Is it possible to get an estimate of how much the bank stand to gain vs how much some third party (that'd be the UK population for me) stands to lose? If I read it right, it sounds to me like the bank are prepared to commit an act that makes them say £10 when it actually costs someone else £100, or do they simply make what someone else loses?

Gov: How can renewable power peddlers take on UK's Big 6?

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Is there an echo in here?

Yup, cos it's me. If it's not economically viable, you don't do it. You sure as hell don't subsidise it. When are we going to find politicians who have a basic grasp of economics? Green policies are all fine and dandy, but when we're talking about whether or not people can actually afford electricity I find it repugnant that we're still discussing them at all.

Texas Higgs hunters mourn the particle that got away

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Disappointing

But I seem to remember Stephen Hawking saying that to get to the grand unification energy we're going to need an accelerator the size of the solar system. I'm sure eventually we'll have the funds and the will to really invest money in science, just not in my lifetime.

Europe's prang-phone-in-every-car to cost €5m per life saved

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Re: Dodgy numbers confirmed.

The problem with your/their numbers is, if this really saves money for the EU, then the EU should be keen pay for it. If it really makes economic sense to do it, there's no need to legislate, just pay the manufacturers to add the device and the job's done. Manufacturer's aren't going to complain about a new feature on their vehicles at no cost to them now are they, and if it costs them nothing, they have no cost to pass to the buyer. Everybody wins! Unless (and since they aren't offering to pay this is my suspicion) there's no saving at all that can be reliably calculated.

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Re: What?!!!!

@ravenviz Your statement assumes we have an infinite amount of cash, and can carry out everything that can save lives. We can't. the €12.5bn you want to save 2500 lives could save 10, 100 maybe even 1000 times as many lives if spent appropriately. You're happy with that? I'm for the maximum benefit (most lives saved per €) personally, and this isn't it by a long shot. This policy is for votes, or some other EU alterior motive.

YouView: The long march to... er, where exactly?

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Ooh, will they read this?

Because I have a feature request. Please stop putting anything with Katie Price or Peter Andre in the "Factual" section. I'd suggest a new category: "Fatuous".

Startup pitches £64 hackable Android console

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Re: I wish

Amen. Personally I'd prefer a closed system I pay for but can play as opposed to a "free" one where I can't. And free games? That just means I'll be watching advertisements the whole time. I'm happy to pay to avoid that.

Did your iPhone 'just stop working' - or did you drop it in your BEER?

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Re: I'm pretty sure my Nokia 7650 already had something like this.

One of my former Sony Ericsson handsets (K750) certainly had this "feature". TBH as a non-Apple customer this is great news. The technology doesn't (from personal experience) work properly and the end result is refused warranty support for an invalid reason. So my next handset won't have it. Hurrah for me.

Ten... alien invasions

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Ah, but the mice...

...were nowhere near as devious as the dolphins. The mice were in it for the knowledge and little good it did them. The dolphins on the other hand concentrated on fish. Delicious fish.

CERN catches a glimpse of Higgs-like boson

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Re: They found the Higgs Boson?

@ Crisp. Cue the smartarse response. It was predicted they'd find it at 125 GeV, and they did. So maybe they looked in some other spots, but it turned out to be exactly where it should be.

Just goes to show it's best to start where something ought to be when hunting it.

Puny US particle punisher finds strong evidence for God particle

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Unimpressive

So the guys at the Tevatron have said:

"They've either found it, or they haven't"

Clearly they don't know a lot about QM. If they did it would have been:

"They've either found it, or they haven't. Or both."

Microsoft: Don't overclock Windows 8 unless you like our new BSOD

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I don't get

what has changed.

Just how do you build the perfect Olympic stadium?

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Great comment

Did you write it yourself?

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How do you build the perfect Olympic stadium?

Here's how.

1. Don't bid to host the games.

2. Bid to be the contractor that builds the stadium in the country dumb enough to think hosting the games will benefit them. Don't worry if it's Greece, Germany will pay.

3. Profit.

Sysadmins: Your best tale of woe wins a PRIZE

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Re: Mouse problem

Dunno who downthumbed you. I did pop by and submit a story, and got some rather nice friendly PM's regarding it - seems like a nice community over there. Not being able to win the competition is kind of a bonus anyway - the price is something Apple made called an "iPad" or something. Pretty sure I wouldn't know how to use it.

Multimillion-pound hoard of 50BC GOLD PIECES found in Jersey

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"deserves to be rewarded"

If a free pass to the local museum is worth more to them than a yacht, private jet and Veyron, then I guess they will be. I'm pretty sure I don't get it.

Bletchley Park gets £7.4m to tart up WWII code-breaking huts

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The MoD should fund

You're either joking, not a UK taxpayer or both presumably. I'm happy for lottery money and donations to be used for this. Taxpayer money, definately not.

Apple wins US ban on Samsung's Galaxy Tab 10.1

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That's just crazy talk.

Hackers publish payday loan emails after failing to levy 'idiot tax'

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process of notifying affected customers

I believe the correct terminology is "marks" not customers.

Kepler space telescope peers at hot alien couple

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Predicted inahbitants

Given the proximity and possibility for genetic material making it from one planet to the other, you'd expect similar DNA on both planets. Just slightly bigger tits on 36c.

Campaign to reduce RIM jobs gets underway

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RIM job?

No new openings apparently.

Brits spent £334 each year on games

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Re: 16 games?

£300? I buy COD each year, then play the crap out of it because I'm too tight arsed these days to buy more than 1 game a year. To judge by my stats, Black Ops cost me 8p an hour. Not sure how to factor in the added stress levels & hair loss though.

I have a suspicion their respondants weren't really representative of the populace in general. I haven't done my own survey though so who am I to judge.

Google blocks MP3 rippers from YouTube

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Re: Utterly pointless effort by Google

Yup, pointless really. The only way to stop people taking copies of your content is not to publish it on the net in the first place. The cat has been out of the bag since 1991 and no-ones going to be able to get it back in there.

GiffGaff in data spaff, goodybag gaffe: ICO says its 'avin a laff

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It's not their fault

"The mobile network run by you"

They're obviously smarter than anyone thinks. The users can't complain about cockups if they're the one's in charge, now can thay?

Foundering Nokia pushes 10,000 bods, 3 veeps overboard

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Er, I don't get it

The story reads to me that Nokia is getting rid of 10000 staff that it suddenly realised it doesn't actually need in order to operate. What were they doing anyway - surely not 10000 in R&D, and what else is there.

UK regulator re-opens probe into Google Street View slurp outrage

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Slapped with a $25,000 fine?

Slapped? Slapped? I doubt that qualified as a gentle nudge.

Is this because of that MEP's complaint, the one who no-one's ever heard of who presumably got advised he (or she? I honestly don't remember) get some exposure by complaining about Google?

CERN confirms neutrinos don't break light speed

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Re: "it is what we all expected deep down"

Doesn't sound scientific? It does to me, but I've always been rather impressed with Einsteins' general relativity. There's enough random stuff entering physics that brings not answers, but just more questions. So I think this is good news because it means we (still) can be fairly confident we understand one aspect of how the universe works.

You know what Google needs? Another Street View data-slurp probe

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Claude Moraes, an MEP who represents London

Really? I wondered vaguely what MEPs did exactly. Shame it turns out my assumption they probably just waste our time & money would appear to be correct.

UK websites: No one bothers with cookie law, why should we?

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We gave UK websites a year long lead in period to comply

This is a bit of a joke isn't it? I haven't receieved any formal notification about any of my sites needing to be compliant. Surely the onus is on the regulator to make potential offenders aware of changges to the law. Or does the UK Gov somehow know I read the Register and believe that to be ample notification? Maybe they're reading my comment right now!

MoneySavingExpert.com founder flogs website for £87m

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Cynical...perhaps

Donating huge sums to charity is usually a means of off setting income tax. Unless Martin's going to tick the little box that says "yes, I'm a taxpayer" when he donates then it may not be quite the altruistic gesture it appears to be.

LucasArts unveils Star Wars game for grown-ups

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18+ is a pretty smart move

Activision did this with Modern Warefare 2, and all subsequent CODs. There's nothing more tempting to a 12 year old than an 18 certificate.

Sony PlayStation 4 will not be download only

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I never understood it

PS2 had a 300Mhz RISC chip. PS3 Cell 7 cores running at 3Ghz. Quite why they couldn't get an emulator to run with that disparity in performance between the two seemed odd. My conclusion was that it was simply a business decision. Why pay to code a decent emulator when the net result actually makes you less money becuase your customers buy 2nd hand PS2 games for a quid.

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Re: I disagree with everyone (not just my wife)

Sure, but the combination of a wife who insists on her own organisation plan for the house, 3 children with attention spans running at milliseconds, and a miniature schnauzer with rather sharp teeth contends with my attempts to create a little order around the place. It's also a bit of a flap swapping them around to play different games anyway. Apparently MW3 on XBox requires separate discs for mutliplayer & campaign. It's just too much of a faff.

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I disagree with everyone (not just my wife)

I'm going to say I'd be glad to see the back of the optical drive. Because...

A huge number of BluRay drives fail - basically the less moving parts, the more robust the machine will be. I speak from bitter experience. I really like my PS3, I don't like the fact I'm on my fourth though. One of my three failures was down to a failed BluRay.

Discs are a pain in the arse. They get scratched or lost. I'd prefer my digital media to be stored by the vendor. DLC on PSN seems OK to me. Some retard will mention the PSN hacking debacle no doubt.

And lastly, I've never managed to get into double figures on down thumbs - even slating Apple didn't work. I reckon this post might make it.

Online bookie can't scoop £50k losses made by 5-year-old

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Oddly

I find it all too easy to believe.

WD investigating origins of fake drives in UK channel

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Re: It's that 'Channel' word again.

I used to work in it. Aria are a reseller. KMS, if you want to label it, is a broker. I used to sell them disks back when I did that stuff. The firms I was at were what I'd call a distributor (Northamber/Bell Microproducts). If the channel is anything like I remember it, this story is fairly small potatoes.

1 in 6 Windows PCs naked as a jaybird online

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Re: In part I blame the AV companies

Agreed, ironic that while it would be in the best interests of users, and by extension the internet at large to do it, corporations' interests would take priority. Most of the domestic machines I look at are full of the bad stuff because the user's 30 day McAfee trial has expired and they didn't want to pay, and didn't know they could get free tools.

NHS helpline 'won't be cost-effective' to taxpayers - Capita

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I have called NHS direct a few times

Without exception I have been told to get the patient to A&E. So in my experience the NHS could just put an automated message system in. I don't see how a private company would do any better. Who knows, with the money they save, they could do some batshit crazy stuff like hiring doctors, nurse, midwives.

Return to Castle Wolfenstein

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Vot am I going to do wiss all zis cheese?

I don't know, find some crackers or somesing?

Great game - in my top 5 for sure.

Google warns against ISPs hard on web filth

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Re: TalkTalk's Heaney

@Tom 13 Sorry Tim, I find your logic flawed. In your argument adults can't buy alcohol because we aren't sure they know it's not supposed to be supplied to children.

I've got three of the little blighters myself. Absolutely, 100%, no argument it's my job to be responsible as to what they have access to virtually or otherwise.

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Re: TalkTalk's Heaney

Notwisthanding that what he says:

"seemed odd that people are advocating not protecting children" is not anything like the same as "people aren't too keen on having their freedom of choice (earned at so great a cost) impinged upon"

which I would hope is what most web users want to get accross. I know I damn well do.

Windows XP update fails in infinite .NET patch loop

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Re: Removal works

Catalyst relies on it. Unfortunately that probably accounts for a somewhat significant number of users. It accounts for one definately.

Bootnote: as mentioned by others shutting down fixed this issue with no other intervention on my part.

What's copying your music really worth to you?

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Re: CDs? They still sell those?

CD's tend to get given as birthday/christmas presents in my family. Seems weider and weider as time goes by.

"Look, I got you this, it cost me £20, so you know how much I care about you!"

"You spent £20 on something I could've easily got for half the price or even free? Thanks!"

UK's '£1.2bn software pirates' mostly 'blokes under 34'

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Re: Easier than legit software?

I'm glad it's not just me. Activating Adobe products in particular has the overall feel that I'm comitting some kind of offence by having the temerity to install the software my company just ponied up £1000 or more for. It doesn't seem to end there either - the damn stuff then seems to try and keep a permanent connection to their product validity server like it's going to turn from a legit copy to a pirated one somehow. Damn right it would be easier to steal the stuff.

Bubble 2.0 startups will crash out before they cash out

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As I see it....

most of the buys have been far more about user base than technology. Google Video wasn't really any different from YouTube technically speaking, it's just YouTube had the enormous and (probably most importantly) loyal user base.

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