* Posts by Wolfclaw

632 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jun 2012

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Plusnet outage leaves customers unable to stream Netflix. Horrors!

Wolfclaw

Need to change their slogan, perhaps ...

"Plusnet, We Do Our Balance Sheet Proud"

"Plusnet, We Don't Do VOD"

"Plusnet, We Don't Secure Emails"

Days are numbered for the Czech Republic

Wolfclaw

Has to be Chekov or Czeckov !

Virgin Media costs balloon by MEEELLIONS in wake of Brexit

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I smell an excuse for a massive price hike to keep the Yank owners happy !

Microsoft cuts ribbon on Euro cloud bit barn for Office 365, Azure

Wolfclaw

If US Gov win the case against Microsuck in Eire, then no EU hosted services are safe from US snooping. What would a company do, bow to the US of A$$ and upset the EU ??

EU ends anonymity and rules open Wi-Fi hotspots need passwords

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Just stick a big notice on the wall with login details and a warning not to pirate content, should satisfy even the dumbest court !

You should install smart meters even if they're dumb, says flack

Wolfclaw

No "Smart" meter for me, if they need I reading, I provide that online, now whether companies like First Utility can provide an accurate bill, that is a big question, for the last 18 months they have been an EPIC FAIL ! !

Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

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Boris with Putin as the baddie !

The return of (drone) robot wars: Beware of low-flying freezers

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Any drone that comes low enough over my property meets a baseball bat.

UK gov says new Home Sec will have powers to ban end-to-end encryption

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Putin must be peeing himself, laughing at the prats in UK Gov, who have no idea of technology and flap their lips, making PR sound bites, using the same old reason fir reducing person liberty. We escape the Fourth Reich aka EU, and now our PM is determined to create the Fifth Reich in Blighty. HEIL MAY !

Lenovo scrambling to get a fix for BIOS vuln

Wolfclaw

3 little letters of your own choosing from good old uncle sams spooks leaning on poor old Intel !

Prominent Brit law firm instructed to block Brexit Article 50 trigger

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Re: From another angle...

Never mind an uprising, just shoot all the lawyers and politicians, reboot Democracy v2.0

Lightning strikes: Britain's first F-35B supersonic fighter lands

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Waste of money, would have made more sense to put cats on carriers and buy Super Hornets !

What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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All guess work, apart from the fact that the motorist will be screwed by everybody the first chance they get. I can understand a car made in the EU may cost more, but a car made in the UK should then become cheaper RIPOFF me smells !!

Florida man sues Apple for $10bn, claims iPod, iPhone was his idea

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If he gets a payoff, Apple knows he had a case if patent had been registered.

You can be my wingman any time! RaspBerry Pi AI waxes Air Force top gun's tail in dogfights

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Just get a Cylon to flash it's sexy red eye and the plane will fall from the sky, job done !

No means no: Windows 10 nagware's red X will stop update – Microsoft

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Probably worried hat now that 1 person has won a case against Microsoft, a class action is on the cards if they bork thousands of pc's with unwanted upgrades.

BA 'offers' IT bods extra leave, flexible working - unpaid of course

Wolfclaw

Save £91m in the UK, pay out even more when it all goes wrong in India !

PM resigns as Britain votes to leave EU

Wolfclaw
FAIL

Typical Cameron the coward, he should have stayed and seen the country through BREXIT or until then next election, but no, takes the gutless way out and leave another, probably Boris to sort out all the BREXIT T&C's. I bet he will have a nice little earner all setup for him like Blair did when he left !

Pressure mounts against Rule 41 – the FBI's power to hack Tor, VPN users on sight

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and when the Russians/Chinese/NK grant their agencies the same laws, the US while cry fowl and blame everbody but the muppets who allowed the rules to go through !

Fat fibre taxes strangling us – UK broadband providers

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No sympathy, now these companies know how their customers feel being screwed for a service they cannot meet and always have excuses for SLA failures, poor customers services and price increase and yes VM, you are at the top of the list ! !

You Acer holes! PC maker leaks payment cards in e-store hack

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Going to cost Acer a fair whack of change in compensation for any fraud, unless their lawyers have already come with with excuses to avoid liability, before making new public !!

No 10's online EU vote signup crash 'inevitable' – GDS overseer

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Servers fal flat on there faces and Cameron congratulates the people responsible, can he more of a pr1ck than he is now ??

Study of asexually reproducing honeybee ponders: But why the mass murder?

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Mushroom

Come the apocalypse, the bees, ants and cockroaches will rule the world and we will be the slaves. Well, it's started, the political roaches are already in power !

Bill Gates cooks up poultry recipe for Africans' paltry existence

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Hey Bill, feel free to sell chickens, so long as you stay away from Windows !

Sysadmin 'fesses up to wrecking his former employer's IT systems

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Stop

Sad when a crime involving financial loss to a company results in a longer prison time, than taking a life or turning somebody in to vegetable, but hey, shows that big business spending all that money on lobbying corrupt politicians was worth it !

Don’t let the Barmy Brexiteers wreck #digital #europe

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WTF?

So the Reg throws in a Pro-Remain news less item and no sign of a Pro-Brexit item, so no bias reporting herr then !

Surveillance forestalls more 'draconian' police powers – William Hague

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Re: It's way bigger than encryption - it's about total control

So true, UK Democracy needs a reboot, banning all the current losers from holding power ever again !

Wolfclaw

Just typical speach from a Lord of the Nazis Party, sorry I mean Nasty Party, oh my spelling is getting bad, Cameron's EU Party. Doesn't know what he talking about, makes sound sbites that are good for the media !

Sophos U-turns on lack of .bat file blocking after El Reg intervenes

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So in otherwords, Sophos cocked up big style, refused to accept they cockedup until they started getting pinged by reporters and then back tracked and added it. Sounds just like any other tech company, Government department or dweeb of a tory PM !

Startup Knupath offers world a new CPU architecture

Wolfclaw

Can I play Doom at 60FPS ?

Bloke flogs $40 B&W printer on Craigslist, gets $12,000 legal bill

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Trollface

We paid all your loans back + interest and if your going to label us all, nothing like arriving late to two World Wars, have no idea how to fight a modern war until we showed you and then you take all the credit for winning it and any major invention along the way.

Be honest, in how many wars have the US won on their own, NONE !

North v South - Win / Loss

WW1 - Win - Was it worth turning up and your military sucked in a modern war.

WW2 - Win - Late again

Korea - Draw

Vietnam - Loss and major a$$ kicking

Iraq - Loss and illegal

Afghanistan - Loss and illegal

USA, USA USA - SUCKS !!

Mars One puts 100 Red Planet corpses colonists through fresh tests

Wolfclaw

50:50 split, I you can bet that they are all look like models, after all, cant have an average looking person on the crew, they may not be of breeding quality for Mars Super Race !

Bank in the UK? Plans afoot to make YOU liable for bank fraud

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What do you expect from our corrupt Tory government, if they are not caught hiding money offshore, awarding contracts to mates and then turnng up on the board of directors, they are helping the fat cat banks rip off their customers !

'Whites are taking over': Race storm hits heart of Africa's internet body

Wolfclaw

That old dodgy racist card being played again, smells more like AFRINIC has some dodgy past deals they are trying to bury aka FIFA/UEFA and they are worried that respected people may uncover the truth !

Who's to blame for the NHS drug prices ripoff?

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the question that also needs aksing, is how many politicians and civil servants who had dealings with NHS procument now work for these a$$holes ripping off the taxpayer !

UK Home Sec makes concessions to please Snoopers' Charter opposition

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So policitians get more protection than us common people, no more Panama papers, dodgy Tory deals and bribes or Labour asking Putin for permission to wipe their backsides, must protect the establishment. HANG THE LOT !

Winston Churchill glowers from Blighty's plastic fiver

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Madge still looks like she's sucked on something unpleasent, wheres the Duke.O.E ?

Is a $14,000 phone really the price of privacy?

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Maryland-headquartered Koolspan, so US spooks have the keys already or a friendly judge away !

Lenovo cries 'dump our support app' after 'critical' hole found

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Is all the bad press and stigmatism associated iwth a brand that has secuirty flaws in it's own software used to flesh out the supposed Value Added features to hardware, when most users consider it unneccessary bloatware ? Give us a bare machine with drivers, less cost to manufacturer and reduced prices to punters, win win to all except, Microsoft as no taxes paid to them !

'Windows 10 nagware: You can't click X. Make a date OR ELSE'

Wolfclaw

What I would like to know, is if Microshaft force WIn10 updates that lead to large estate of borked PC's that are not 100% WIn10 compatible and costing lots of man hours and money to put right or worst case, a death in a medical situation, are they liable, or do they have a pet lawyer/judge/politician/president somehere making rules up as they go along ?

As US court bans smart meter blueprints from public, sysadmin tells of fight for security info

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Re: Capable of encryption

First Utility are even better, they ask for monthly reads, then the billing department totally ignore them and come up with a figure from their backsides, that even their own major customer complaints teams can't understand or get them to fix and the energy ombudsman just gave up !

Hate Windows 10? Microsoft's given you 'Insider' powers anyway

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I hope Microsuck spent more time on it's filters than Virgin Media MAil or they are going to get some serious spamming or just plain abuse !

Gillian Anderson: The next James Jane Bond?

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Sorry, can't be a woman !

Idris Elba is perfect, will sleep with anything that has a pulse, and dump a girl after using her, so not unlike Bond !

I prefer Jason Statham.

Don't tell the Cabinet Office: HMRC is building its own online ID system

Wolfclaw

HMRC calling Verift slow is a bit of cheek, for a department whose staff move slower than a droplet of tar pitch !

India launches hypersonic space shuttle precursor

Wolfclaw

Government likes to be seen to be doing good, when in fact, we are wasting the money and greasing the palms of corrupt Indian politicians and agencies. The whole country lives in the dark ages, yet the elite waste billions on space !

Blighty's Virgin Queen threatened with foreign abduction

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Who cares for 98.9% of the poppulation that may never see the thing. £10m can do a lot more for kids with special s needs. Just an excuse for the luvvies to come crawl out of the woodwork and make the currnet posh owners a few quid !

The ‘Vaping Crackdown’ starts today. This is what you need to know

Wolfclaw

E-Cigs are beter for the smoker and the non-smoker, but no, the EUSSR have to stick their noses in act like even bigger assholes. I wish we could burn down all EU buildings with their nany MEPS and unelected and unaccountable bureaucrats inside and reboot democracy !

EU mulls €3bn fine for Google

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EU needs to stop mulling, fine them, Google pays up and depsoit money in high interest account, to help offset the taxes the EU will lose when the UK BREXIT 2016 !!!!

Nuisance caller fined a quarter of a million pounds by the ICO

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Send i baliffs to company directors houses and freeze bank accounts. The only things these scumbags understand is hitting their wallets !!

Work begins on Russian rival to Android

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Trusted and privacey, two words that cannot be said in one sentanece when it come to Mad Dog Putin's governemnt or any government that wants to do excessive spying on its people it is supposed to represent !

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