* Posts by Oengus

1113 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Jun 2012

Aussie wedges spam javelin in ring spanner

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In Oz the Fire department are actually "Fire and Rescue". They are responsible all things from removing superglued objects to cutting people out of crashed cars. The Firetrucks can carry the large equipment (Air Compressors and Hydraulic pumps) required to operate the machinery.

Sloppy security in IoT putting 'life and limb' at risk, guru warns

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Re: IoT for Cars?

Hopefully CSMA/CA (Collision Avoidance)

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Re: VISA and your car

I can always cancel the account. What will they do then?

Exercise apps track you after you stop exercising

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Simple Answer

When you finish exercising:TAKE IT OFF and leave it behind.

Australian Greens don't believe Silicon Valley can save the world

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Just like all politicians

"he's out of touch with mainstream Australia" which is exactly he fits in so well in Canberra.

IBM's Internet of Things brainbox foresees 'clean clothes as a service'

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Don't use Cheese

Peanut Butter or Pumpkin seeds work much better than cheese for the bait in a mouse trap.

Salesforce parks its planned IoT cloud on... shocker! AWS

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Re: IoT

Salesforce don't need help with Internet of Titsup

Marc Benioff apologizes as Salesforce NA14 instance goes TITSUP

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Gotta love Cloud...

You have to love the benefits of SaaS...

Valley VC Peter Thiel becomes an official Trump delegate

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Sounds familiar

"separated from reality who conflates his personal experiences to that of everyone in the country"

Sounds like most politicians!

Tabby's Star's twinkle probably the boring business of calibration

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Re: And this is why there is no global warming

Sorry Global Warming is soooo last century. It is Climate Change now...

NBN satellite rollout suspended in Tasmania for election

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limp wristed I thought it government by opinion polls and social media comment.

ImageMagick exploits spotted

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Re: Patch AGAIN

"but test if you care"

I didn't think anyone tested anymore...

A modest proposal: dump the NBN mess on Telstra

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FAIL

No "Get out of jail" clauses

to deliver decent broadband as soon as possible

Giving an entity a clause such as this is an open invitation for them to never deliver the product.

For Telstra, 1Mbps ADSL over crap copper in the next century would be considered a definition of "Decent" and "as soon as possible".

Windows 10 free upgrade offer ends on July 29th

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End of the "Nag"

I wonder if this will herald the end of the "Windows 10 Installer" nagware

Wasps force two passenger jets into emergency landings

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The Wasps don't eat the spiders. They paralyse them with their sting and include them in the nest where they lay their eggs. The spiders are consumed by the wasp larvae when they hatch.

29 years of data shows no mobile phone brain cancer link

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Re: A peer-reviewed study with citations and sources.

I get headaches whenever someone's on the phone near me!

Usually this is caused by the volume the person is talking at and the crap they are spewing out rather than the fact that they are on a mobile... but that won't stop the numpties from making a co-relation.

FCC urged to pause its fight against America's $20bn cable-box rip-off

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Black Helicopters

US Politicial system

Sixty US congressman have sent a letter ... to Tom Wheeler

Good to see the politicians are starting to earn their campaign contribution money. Isn't this the main reason that companies provide political campain funds?

I wonder what we would find if we looked into the declared contributions...

Brits who live in 'smart cities' don't really know or care

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Litter bins

What litter bins? The local council here removed litter bins because they were a terrorist risk (not to save money on people emptying them).

'Apple ate my music!' Streaming jukebox wipes 122GB – including muso's original tracks

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Re: I don't stream unless I gotta.

Remember the day when you paid for metered connections and they weren't always so reliable

Remember the day - I am reminded daily as that is still the way the internet is here in Oz for most internet users (and doubly so for mobile users).

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Re: "…no solution besides don’t use the product."

"Its my or the highway". Isn't that the Apple (or any "Cloudy" service provider) business model. Either you take all of what I want to force on you or you go somewhere else and I'll keep everything that you have done to date.

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Re: Streamed from Apple

What if you aren't in range of a signal?

What, you mean there are places where we might not be able to track you in real time? That doesn't fit our business model so it can't happen. </sarcasm>

In this day and age everyone assumes that you will have connectivity 24/7 so nobody considers what happens when you are "out of range" or when the service is down.

Skygazers: Brace yourselves for a kick in the Aquarids

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Re: I almost read that as...

"Goats and altars at a specific astronomical event? My word. What would the neighbours think?"

Dinner time...

I'll fire up the spit roast.

Revealed: How NASA saved the Kepler space telescope from suicide

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Pint

Going "Above and Beyond"

I think the entire team deserves the rest of the afternoon off and a beer (or two) for their effort.

Cops deploy StingRay anti-terror tech against $50 chicken-wing thief

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Joke

It was a very serious crime.

The "allegedly* stolen" chicken wings and sandwiches were probably destined to be lunch for a VIP (Vocal Influential Politician).

*innocent unless proven delicious

US telly stations fling malware-tipped web ads at unsuspecting surfers

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Mushroom

Liability

When will these ad serving platforms be made liable (hopefully with punitive awards) for the damage caused by the crap that they serve up.

UK govt admits it pulled 10-year file-sharing jail sentence out of its arse

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Thumb Up

Thumbs up

I love the image associated with this story. I want to be able to give it two thumbs up...

Mega mail breach fears

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Re: I'm not surprised

I tried to login to a yahoo account I haven't used in a while, with the valid password, and they want me to verify myself. The only option they provided to verify my identity is to send an e-mail to one of two accounts that don't exist anymore. What is the point of the "security" questions they insist on asking when setting up these accounts if they aren't going to use them to identify people.

If I can't get in to the account the hackers are welcome to try and get in for me.

Kogan's Dick on the Web

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Dick is dead, long live Dick!!

Auto erotic: Self-driving cars will let occupants bonk on the go

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There used to be a car brand hupmobile that was/is regularly misspelled or mispronounced as humpmobile... (for years I thought humpmobile was the actual name).

Maybe the brand will have a revival.

Are state-sponsored attackers poisoning the statistical well?

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Database Checksums

Have a table of Checksums for each "row" of data. That should be able to detect any unauthorised changes. People just need to place the appropriate level of importance on the data. If financial decisions are going to be made on the data, data integrity is paramount.

SpaceX adds Mars haulage to its price list

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Joke

Re: Less than $200 an ounce

If a few of us chip in and we use a dehydrator I am sure we could send a good number of IP lawyers or politicians.

I wonder how much it would take to send Donald Trump to Mars...

I think I need to start a Kickstarter crowd funding project...

Chap runs Windows 95 on Apple Watch

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"Some men see things as they are and ask why I dream things that never were and ask why not."

Windows 95 on an Apple watch may be pointless but what possibilities does it open up?

Windows 10 handcuffs Cortana web search to Bing and Edge browser

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Cue the EU competition watchdog...

Time to launch another anti-trust/monopoly probe.

This is just Microsoft flexing their "monopoly" position to remove user choice AGAIN.

US govt quietly tweaks rules to let cops, Feds hack computers anywhere, anytime

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Here we go again

The merkans inflicting their ideas on the world.

What happens when the FBI (or another of the merkan TLAs) break into a computer in another country and get caught? Can they be prosecuted under the "victims" country's laws on computer misuse? I am sure that their merkan warrant won't have much standing outside of the USA.

UC Davis chancellor suspended after headlines like this one undo $175,000 online name-scrubbing efforts

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Sadly in modern society it seems like self delusion is a bit of necessary job skill for being in obligiatory on the position description of any job with authority.

FTFY

Heathrow Airbus collision 'not a drone incident'

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Re: Reality Check

I work on the top floor of a high-rise building and often see plastic bags flying past. You can watch them climb for ages. I can quite understand how they could easily get to these heights.

Why is it that people are almost always ready to jump to the "populist" conclusion. If there are stories of people behaving badly with drones the immediate conclusion is that an unidentified close call with an aeroplane must be a drone.

A drone that could reach the reported heights would be an expensive piece of kit that the owner would be most interested in keeping safe.

Mozilla slings Firefox patches at flaw found by GCHQ's infosec arm

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Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton potential contenders for the US presidency!

Did I wake up in an opposite world today?

Nope it is just another example of how the world is turning on its head...

The Internet of Things edges toward a practical reality

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Making Money

The hard part then comes in figuring out how to make money.

Easy - sell the chips.

Leave the data alone. Let the buyer decide how to collect the data and what to do with it. That way the buyer comes up with a business case for the chips/devices containing them. Don't factor in the data to the business case of creating and selling the chips.

If the customer wants you to gather and process the data from the chips, charge that as a separate service (this way you might even be able to make money from other manufacturer's chips).

German prof scores €2.4m EU grant to crack software on your bicycle

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they're no more likely to fail than a brake cable is to snap

but it is much easier for most people to inspect the brake cable to ensure it is in reasonable shape and unlikely to fail than to check electronic circuitry.

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Its a bike...

batteries control vital functions such as brakes and electronic suspension

What is a "pushbike" doing with electronic brakes and suspension... ITS A PUSHBIKE...

Ex-Apple gurus' elusive Android phone coming to UK next month

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Down Under

I wonder if It will ever get here (Vulture South). I think for the money it would be a very real option.

I might just have to get my niece to get me one...

Apple will be grilled by Irish National Planning Board over €850m data centre plan

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Joke

Native Apples

Apple had previously said the Galway project "will recover land previously used for growing and harvesting non-native trees and restore native trees to Derrydonnell Forest.

I didn't know the Apple was native to Ireland...

Good enough IT really is good enough. You don't need new hardware

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Not just IT

It isn't just IT that have the "Good enough isn't good enough" mantra.

Look at the other industries

Fashion: it was the latest and greatest last week. This week it isn't good enough.

Cars: Last years model was good enough for you last year. You need the latest one now.

Phones: I suppose they could fit under the IT umbrella (unless in my case where it is a phone not a smart phone)

Cameras: 24 megapixel isn't good enough we have a 26 megapixel model now...

Every industry is producing "Good enough for now". If they came up with perfect we would never need to buy another one and they would go out of business...

Germans stick traffic lights in pavements for addicts who can't take their eyes off phones

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Peril sensitive device

Create a peril sensitive device like the peril sensitive glasses from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... The Screen blanks and an ear shattering siren plays through the earphones when it senses danger so the user can't see or hear the approaching danger (works particularly well with VR glasses).

NSW Dept of Education IT system still in slow-motion collapse

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TAFE Student

I recentlty enrolled in a TAFE course. I completed the enrolment application and was advised, by e-mail, that I would be contacted within 3 working days to confirm. No contact was forthcoming. Fortunately, I had a direct contact for the teacher of my course and checked with him after 2 weeks. He advised that I had been accepted and was enrolled and apologised for the system problems.

Official channels have yet to advise me of the progress of my application (I am now 2 weeks into the course...)

Bypass the Windows AppLocker bouncer with a tweet-size command

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Re: Impressive

"hey, what if I tried this ?"

I'll bet that is how a lot of expliots are discovered - people trying things that the original designer never dreamed of.

It might not take a huge amount of knowledge of the inner workings to discvover but to actually build, test and confirm a successful exploit is interesting. I have stumbled across a couple of things by accident (typing or selecting the wrong file name) that have turned out to be useful (no real exploits though).

iiNet founder Michael Malone takes nbn chair

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Jobs for the boys

Malone's position obviously endears him to the government.

Why do you think he got the job. It couldn't be his mates rewarding him for supporting their lame Fibre to the Node network...

FBI boss: We paid at least $1.2m to crack the San Bernardino iPhone

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Why do the work ourselves

Yes, if we're able to go to a federal judge and make a showing of probable cause that you are a foreign terrorist, a spy or someone engaged in serious criminal activity and you're using that device to do that.

So if we can't are too lazy to convince a federal judge to give us a warrant we'll just phone our mates in the NSA and get them to provide as much data as we want (related to the case or not) and our other mates in the FISC will ensure that no one can complain.

Dutch PGP-encrypted comms network ‘abused by crooks’ is busted

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Re: What's next?

I swear it feels like we're living back in the 19th century.

I would have thought more like the Dark Ages.

Australia admits to running offensive cyber-ops team

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So that is where they hide the budget for their Mass Surveillance program. "We gather all of this intelligence to be able to better protect you from the bad people (terrorists, paedophiles, criminals)" I can already forsee being touted as the justification.