* Posts by Cubical Drone

176 posts • joined 25 May 2012

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Snubbed R Us: Microsoft eschews Vulture Consultants in Playmobil tech research

Cubical Drone

When will it stop?

Will people not be happy until every tactile experience that requires imagination be replaced or plugged into a video screen?

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What a hang up: US big box biz Best Buy kicks Huawei to the curb

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Relocation needed.

If they just move to Russia they will be fine.

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US cable giant tries to wriggle out of 'crap ISP' legal battle now that net neutrality is dead

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Judge: "includes no language purporting to create, extend or modify the preemptive reach of the transparency rule."

Ajit Pai: "Hold my beer."

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Uh-oh! Someone hit the Kalanick button! Uber's fired CEO claims Waymo deal vindicates him

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What a douche bag

Wonder when he will announce he is running for President.

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Uber and its 245 million reasons to settle with Google's Waymo

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But why didn't Google decide to simply kill off the company?

They pretty much don't have to.

From what I have seen it appears that Uber is banking on using self driving cars in the future and are just keeping those pesky human drivers around until then.

Assuming that the part about Uber not using any of the stolen tech is enforced, what are the odds of these morons actually coming up with the needed tech themselves (I am going with 'not a chance in hell'). So then they will have to buy the tech (with what, I have no idea, since they have no money and are probably running out of equity to trade), and there is even a chance that they would have to purchase said tech from Google.

All in all, it this doesn't kill them off, it certainly kills off their hopes and dreams for the future.

IMHO

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Supermassive black holes scoff just one star per year, say space weight watchers

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3.669 per cent of the maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum in Reg units

Kudos for putting the speed in a form that us Reg readers can get our heads around.

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Shopper f-bombed PC shop staff, so they mocked her with too-polite tech tutorial

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Re: PC world

-and if it breaks, you needed a new one anyways.

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Facebook folds fake news flag: We're not disputing that

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"This is particularly problematic in countries with very few fact-checkers, where the volume of potentially false news stories and the limited capacity of the fact-checkers made it difficult for us to get ratings from multiple fact-checkers,"

Don't bother trying to make a list of the countries this statement applies to, they don't make a pad of paper that big.

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What network neutrality madness has happened today? Take a big breath

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It's about time

It has taken a while, but we have finally jumped from plutocracy to full blown kleptocracy.

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Apple looks forward to wiping $47bn off its overseas profit tax bill – thanks to US shakeup

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Re: Yes, by all means, bring that cash home

There is a misconception on this. The money could be in any bank or TBills. The overseas part is just an accounting thing. Until they move it on the books and pay taxes on it, they can only use the money for certain things, but could be in a bank anywhere in the world, including the US.

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No 2017 bonus for you, HPE tells employees

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Reminds me of the old joke...

A guy is walking in to the office building he works in when his boss drives up in a expensive new car.

The guy says to the boss, "nice car!"

The boss replies, "yes, and you know what, if you work really hard, put in a bunch of overtime, and do a real good job, next year, I will get another one."

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Big Tech fumes over Prez Trump's decision to deport a million kids

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...because we are a nation of laws

I am constantly amazed that he is able to say this stuff with a straight face.

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Kalanick stations! Ex-Uber CEO sued for fraud by soured sugar daddy

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Is is just me...

or does that photo look like a father and daughter before prom?

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Judge holds Uber's feet to the fire over alleged Waymo tech theft

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"Uber has, for the second time in a week, hit a bit of a brick wall when it comes to societal expectations of corporate behavior."

Seeing how low those societal expectations seem to be, that is impressive as hell!

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A non-Standards Soviet approved measure of weight? Sod off, BBC!

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Re: LOL you guys/gals

The correct unit for force is a Norris. As a rough guess, I would say that he experienced about .0111 of a Norris.

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We've found a ‘vaccine’ for fake news. Wait! No, we really are Cambridge researchers

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Re: There is another way...

What do we Want?

Evidenced based change!

When do we want it?

After peer review!

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Trump fan Peter Thiel 'considering' CA Terminator role*

Cubical Drone

No electoral college at the state level.

We should be safe.

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No Soylent for Santa after key ingredient supply is choked off

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Wrong ingredients

If they would have just made the stuff out of people, like they are supposed to, they wouldn't have this problem.

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Quantum traffic jam of atoms could unlock origin of dark energy, physicists claim

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Traffic can be both good and bad...

...but you don't know which until you are stuck in it.

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GOP senators push FCC to kill support for local broadband

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The hypocrisy is breathtaking

The Republicans always want governing pushed down to the most local level, except when that local level (in this case the municipality) wants to to something they don't like, then they want to push it back up to a level that agrees with them (the states in this case).

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‘Insufficient evidence’ makes Brit cops drop revenge porn probes

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MAD

So remember boys and girls, if your soul mate wants incriminating pics of you, make sure to get some of them (mutually assured destruction) since it seems that humans are incapable of not being douche bags.

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BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know

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Re: For the nice people across the pond

Why did you do that!! After many years and gallons of alcohol I had managed to blot that song from my memory. Now it is back. You are evil!!

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They’re FAT. They’re ROUND. They’re worth almost a POUND. Smart waaatch, smart waaatch

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Someone needed to say it.

Not sure that Wena is a great name. I keep having phrases pop into my mind like:

I love my Wena.

I am always playing with my Wena.

Would you like to touch my Wena?

My dog will not stop licking my Wena!

Oh my God! My Wena has stopped working!

I am so, so, very sorry. Let the down votes commence.

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Cognitive computing: What can and can’t we do, and should lipreading be banned?

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Doubt this will get very far.

If you think about it, this sort of thing is just perfect for replacing humans at the C level (CEO, CFO, etc) level of corporations, hence its doom.

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Tree hugger? Your wooden harem is much bigger than thought

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I for one...

...welcome our bark covered overlords.

Also, can someone direct me to somewhere that will educate me in how to recognize a Larch?

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Giant sea scorpion which prowled ancient oceans revealed

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Re: Sy-Fy fodder.

"Pentecopterus IX: This Time it's Personal!"

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US Congress oils up, jumps over ropes into DNS wrestling match

Cubical Drone

Theory verses reality

The upsides mentioned in this article are the theory, or more accurately the fantasy; the downsides are the reality.

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We stand on the brink of global cyber war, warns encryption guru

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"We're sleepwalking into the demise of national governments as meaningful entities..."

Thought we were already there.

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Virgin Galactic will get into space 'within 18 months to two years'

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At 250K a pop.

"We are democratising plutocracisng space."

FIFY

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The United States' first official BitCoin exchange goes live

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If you can't find a bubble, I guess you just have to create your own.

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SUPERVOLCANIC MAGMA reservoir BUBBLING under Yellowstone Park

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I can't quite get my head around that measurement.

Can someone please translate Grand Canyons into the more acceptable Bulgarian Funbag unit.

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Cybercrim told to cough up £1m or spend years in chokey

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I'm confused

So, they gave him 8 years for stealing stuff and then they want to tack on 4 more for not giving the stuff back. I thought that not giving the stuff back was pretty much the definition of stealing.

I could see it if they gave him 12 years and offered him 4 years off if he made restitution, but, while I in no way condone his actions, this doesn't seem to make since.

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RAGING Google SLAPS naughty Chinese root cert kingpins CNNIC

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"CNNIC sincerely urge that Google would take users’ rights and interests into full consideration"

Wait, what, seriously?!?!

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No, really, the $17,000 Apple Watch IS all about getting your leg over

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Re: @Salamander

I think that this one might apply as well.

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PATRIOT Act axed, NSA spying halted ... wake up, Neo, it's just a dream in the US House of Reps

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Re: The Dream Nightmare, but not as you may know it or how IT tells you the Realities are

Why is it that every time I see an article that starts by quoting some part of the Constitution, I reach for the tin foil?

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Lost WHITE CITY of the MONKEY GOD found after 500 years

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Re: "...The exact location is not being revealed..."

I tried Google maps. My search for "white city of monkey god" got me the Oklahoma State Capitol. I guess that is sort of accurate.

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Bitcoin trade biz MyCoin goes dark, investors fear $387 MEEELLION lost

Cubical Drone

Re: "We're not quite sure how that'll work"

Phase 1: Collect underpants

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

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FCC Commissioner argues for delaying February net neutrality ruling

Cubical Drone

Love the last two paragraphs.

So basically a regulatory agency that actually has the gall to try and regulate should be immediately disbanded.

Also, I am not sure why and FCC ruling would make Congressional action moot. The FCC can make a ruling and Congress is free to act after that. I think that thing here is that if the FCC does make a ruling, then Congress might actually have to come up with a well thought out bill and get it passed </gasp> rather than just let the status quo rule the day, which is probably what most of them want.

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Suits vs ponytailed hipsters: What's next for enterprise IT

Cubical Drone

Need to deploy more of these.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The fantastical Francesinha

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Re: Err...

The carrot and the onion are sauteed as a modified mirepoix (celery is usually used in the combination). Mirepoixs are commonly used as part of the base of sauces or soups, adds a really good flavor.

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LOHAN crash lands on CNN

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25-30 Kilometers?

I can't really get my head around that, in the future could you please express distances in the more acceptable brontosaurus scale. Much appreciated.

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AT&T to fork out less than two days' profit in bogus bill charge flap

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Article doesn't say, but why would I not be surprised to find that the fine is less than the amount of money that they made via this practice.

I would love it if someone found away to apply the RICO act to some of this crap so that they would forfeit all the money they made via this practice on top of any fine, and open the door to treble damages in civil law suits to boot.

As for punishing the share holders, maybe they should start taking a little bit of a closer look at the character of the company they are investing in. I would have as much sympathy for them as I would for an investor in a fund that pays 12% a year no matter how the markets perform, then is surprised that it is a Ponzi scheme.

Yeah, I know, it will never happen, but one can dream.

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Comet-chasing Rosetta spies SWEATY prey

Cubical Drone

I hate it when I have moist out gassing!

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AT&T: We will right many of world's wrongs if allowed to slurp DirecTV

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Yeah, I just love it that they promise all sorts of stuff, but you never hear about any sort of enforcement mechanism if they don't.

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Psst. We've got 400Gb/s Ethernet working - but don't tell anyone

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Re: Reg's standard for this?

Actually, I believe the MoP (minutes of porn) standard was established in 2013 in the comment section of this article. http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2013/05/23/orangebill/

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Apple's Irish tax lair to be probed by European Commission

Cubical Drone

Interesting article

http://americanprogress.org/issues/tax-reform/report/2014/01/09/81681/offshore-corporate-profits-the-only-thing-trapped-is-tax-revenue/

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100% driverless Wonka-wagon toy cars? Oh Google, you're having a laugh

Cubical Drone

Re: Drivel

Tell me about it. I live in San Diego, California and when I read, "In California, where the project was conceived, driving is already semi-automated – you can practically drive with your eyes closed. Everyone (well, almost everyone) obeys the speed limit, and most cars are on cruise control most of the time", my keyboard got a good dose of semi drank tea just before I fell to the floor laughing my ass off.

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NASA's Curiosity rover set to give Mars its third hard drilling

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Thank God, I thought it was just me.

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