Posts by Arachnoid

Maybe its human intervention

On the animals natural diet thats causing the excess gas problem,incidentally how does one actually measure a reduction in green cow gas [grass]?

Had he been

In the NSA instead of the US Navy it would have been all above board

Alternatly for security

TextSecure

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.thoughtcrime.securesms#

Red Phone

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.thoughtcrime.redphone

Addidtionally

The raising of Chickens,Rabbits,Wild fowl and Pigs which can live off your scraps or natural resources whilst providing much needed protein [at the appropriate time] or in the Chickens case on a daily basis.

These are prison issue version

Then if found up the usual crevices the warden just turns them on till fully discharged

Time to buy shares in US internet companys

Sounds like they are buying something of high value in the US.........

Rutland........

The stink your smelling is the smoke from well matured virgin rolled cigars clasped in the mouths of the old boy network, heartily clapping themselves on the back for doing such a good job getting political allies to bank roll them for another year.

As for the Dictionary I think the word "Free" needs a new definition......

Chickens

Have you thought about keeping the fowl animals or even ducks or rabbits as they will eat your left overs quite merrily [or not if you a bad cook] and at a predetermined time get to join you at the dining table providing your wind laden diet with much needed nutrition

These are not vulnerabilities

They are merely undisclosed access points used by three letter agencies to mine valuable data in their fight against [fill in the enemy of your choice].

MicroSD

Trouble is some phones and tablets like my HTC One and Nexus 7 both excellent devices,are internal memory only.So its not just the fruit bearing variety that have this design issue.

So........

Why dont they use the software app many customers install on mobiles for accessing accounts to transmit the updated pin as this is a secure [at least partially] method of transmission being behind a pin of its own?

100% of the rights afforded them by law

And whos actual law would that be not American by any chance as non-doms are because of their country of origin not protected by the same set of rules as US citizens?

3D laptop

I saw a display of this at the recent show at Birmingham and the viewer really needed to be central to the screen and at a certain distance to appreciate the true 3D image.Off to the side it looked like one of those funky out of synch over layed images.

Minister for Security

I wonder what he keeps in his portfolio?

No your holding it wrong........

You just need an audio device that when it gets bumped shouts in a clearly foreign accent " Take me to Greece "

So........

Space Intruder Detector ......Gerry Anderson would be proud

geonaute.com

Yea theres also a ball type device you throw up in the air and at its apogee it snaps a 360 image

http://jonaspfeil.de/ballcamera

one-day hunger strike

They missed their one hour lunch break so production went up 10% that day

Data transportation

Much like the post you`ll know its been sent but not sure when it will arrive unless you stick an overpriced stamp on it.

Limbs

Im surprised at how small the attachments are on the "legs" I know space is weightless but they seem awful small to take a lot of stress as the robot climbs around.And as previous posts I would have thought a multi limbed device much like a spider with at least three anchor points thus two are always attached to stop the robot twisting during point changes.

Given we normally look up to wall mounted screens

Should they not be parabolic and curve from top to bottom too if the hyperbole is anything near the truth?

haven't applied patches for years / ever. Nor have they been hacked.

And they know this how, rats are by their very nature virtually undetectable?

Seriously i wouldn't be surprised if a "large security hole" suddenly appears very soon and is massively publicized by an allegedly MS sponsored media outlet.

Weight

Comes to something when they start attacking fluffy cats

Tried it already

Seems to have issues when you want to change content even on an android tablet and it can at times lose connection to your tablet so you have no control at all over the dongle which carries on playing.

Setting up I had connection issues the device just wouldn't connect to the BT router and responses read via internet trawling didn't look promising.I resolved the issue by disabling the password requirement to the router successfully connected the device then after re enabling it the device worked fine with the password requirement ......why it didn't in the first place is a mystery.

As has already been stated it needs more support from other vendors I guess its akin to a new Windows version in that requirement.

Dear Customers

It is with regret that due to adverse external interference the company formally known as the CIA is required to modify some system data to protect you and you beloved country from serious harm.Unfortunately it may noticed that the system has a slight lag whilst accessing some files with the new improved search engine but this will soon clear up once corrupt data eradication is complete.

Please ensure to file in the attached customer satisfaction survey so that we may provide a better service to you in the future should you still be in office.Please disable your locally installed anti virus whilst opening the file as it may corrupt the contents and prevent your survey fully opening.

The Bankers 1 BitCoin 0

The nations bankers are now cosied up in their vast gold plated counting houses gleefully rubbing their hands cackling gleefully "Our dastardly plan worked!"

So.........

More mounted Mounties for Canada I wonder if they`ll make it an Olympic game