* Posts by Anton Ivanov

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Toyota Auris hybrid e-car

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Wrong comparison

IQ is not comparable to the Auris. If you want to compare to the Auris with another Toyota group far compare with the Sirion Gen1 Mk3 (2002-2005).

The First generation Sirion seats 4 and has a boot on par with the the Auris while taking a quarter less space in a parking lot. It also can hit sub-8s on 0-60 in R2 trim for the Clarksonites amidst us (Clarkson still hates it). There are 2 4x4 versions for the ones that need country driving. Even if you drive it like a twit you still hit 50mpg with ease so it actually compares well with the hybrid Auris despite being 7 years older. It also used to cost 9K new.

One problem though - you cannot find them. Whoever got them is not selling and there is a reason for that. It is a manic marmite vehicle. You either hate it or you love it. So by now all have settled with the ones that love them. I got 2 - a chipped and gas converted 2WD for everyday use and a "native" 4WD which will come very handy next few weeks once we get the taste of "global warming" and climate change from those CO2 emissions. It will be fun driving around Priuses stuck on ice and snow (put normal tires on Prius instead of the nearly illegal factory low rolling resistance ones and see its real mileage, it is nothing to shout about).

How I used Space Shuttle tech to insulate the living room

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It depends

You need to remember basic physics theory. In fact, you need to remember the "perfect black body" experiment where perfect absorption of light and conversion into thermal energy is achieved by letting light through a small opening into a cavity and never letting it out.

So if you do not deal with the windows it will indeed become unbearably hot and will _NOT_ cool down at night. The same is valid for any modern house - it need blinds if you are not to die of heat stroke in the summer. Best kind are external rolldowns. Unfortunately while these are a standard feature on the continent they are nearly impossible to retrofit on a British house because the windows are put flush with the outer wall surface so there is no space for them (unless you put ugly side fascias as well). The same is valid for winter. Even with doubleglazing the windows will still leak heat so you will save more by having decent blinds than by wasting 100 quid per m2 on wall insulation.

In any case, insulating to the extent described in the article does not make any sense because do we like it or not we have to let fresh air into the house. I really would not want to be in a living room with 4 people which has been hermetically sealed so it "heats itself" from their heat. That is even if none of them have eaten any healthy fiber-rich diet. If you want to save a _LOT_ on your heating bill you actually need to build a good ventilation system with a heat exchanger. This however is once again very difficult to fit into a British house without ripping out all floors and re-plastering large portions of the ceilings. I am planning to do start putting some of that in on the next overhaul which unfortunately will be in 5-10 years or so (I made the mistake not to do that 10 years ago on the previous one).

ZT Systems boots eight-node Ubuntu ARM server

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It is the storage choice which drives it

You do not really need a high-end flash drive per node on this one. This is a Linux FFS, they can all boot off a dedicated IO node and run over NFS from it using a separate 1G backplane if needed. This will immediately shave off 3000$ off the ticket price. There are a few other choices here which also make little sense for most Linux workloads. Once the build has been cleaned from the outrageous waste you will be looking at around 10K USD which is not bad for a system in this class.

Apple scraps 'never-formed plans' for iPhone SIM in 2011

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Does not work

The standard applies to all devices which connec to the GSM network and parts of it are set in stone in EU directives.

You are however on the right track - it is not the iPhone, iSlab, IC**p or whatever else with i* which is the reason for the software SIM discussion.

It is your electricity meter and other telemetry devices especially ones that operate in outdoor environments like water meters. There the extra mechanical contact between the SIM and the reader has a significant probability of failure over the lifetime of the device (usually regulated to at _LEAST_ 10 years). That is why everybody wants it removed. Without it the mobile companies cannot compete for this market in the long term.

So they will introduce it and it will be part of the standard regardless of any Apple involvement.

US crewless, automated ghost-frigate project takes shape

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My thoughts as well

Two very cheap underwater remotely operated vehicles, net between them and voila - you have your dead in the water non-flaming datum while the sub happily continues to wherever it is going. By the time the recovery crew has boarded the ship, has gotten to the propellers and has reenabled it the sub will be long gone even if it is crawling at measly 5 knots.

They should have at least gone for non-propeller propulsion for this to be even remotely feasible.

Get out the bar, your plane's leaving

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That is if there is anyone left alive from ground staff

If I was ground staff I would definitely look for a different job. Passive RFID tags need to be irradiated with a sufficient amount of energy to talk back. Doing this in a building the size of the Gatwick departure lounge should be enough to unglue the back of your retina after a few months of constant exposure (if not earlier).

If they really want to do that they should switch to plastic reusable boarding cards with active tags (or other tech like mesh altogether) which are programmed at the checkin and collected before departure. This however is another can of worms which will categorically refuse to be re-canned once it has been opened.

Dell netbook-cum-tablet priced up

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Because it is not Longer MSFT commanding the UI design

Windows tablet failed because Microsoft wanted it to maintain all the Windows idiosyncrasies in order not to "confuse the user". That is no longer the case as MSFT has been relegated to a catch-up position in the UI design.

So while the underlying hardware will probably be Winhoze on most installs nothing prevents Dell from slapping a more modern visual shell on it or dual-booting it into an Android or running Android as a VM and flapping between Android and Windows as the screen flaps.

Viewsonic ViewPad 7 Android tablet

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Excellent, question No 1, does it run a proper OS

OK, the obvious question - does it run a proper OS instead of something that is not Java, but Java and not Java at the same time?

Most other recent tablet arrivals have been hacked to run Debian. I cannot find any info on this one though. If it does it may make my post-Xmas shopping list instead of the Tosh (which has been successfully vandalised to run Debian).

Cloud OS netbook turns up in Blighty

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Why or why?

Considering that Debian/Ubuntu have a working variety for ARM this begs the question of "why, or why"?

Especially if it will really have anything cloudy about it.

I'd rather wait for Tosh ARM Android flop to have its price also flop appropriately and zap it with a Debian on top.

GSMA opens the way for Apple SIM

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Stop seeing the hand of Jobs everywhere

Who said that it will be an iPhone in the first place. Stop seeing the hand of Steve everywhere for crying out loud.

The first device is more likely to be an electricity meter. There the extra cost of the SIM is actually comparable to the cost of the GSM/GPRS modem.

The engineer installing it already has a toughbook which costs a ££££ anyway.

Nothing really daft here. In fact it makes lots of sense.

Apple files patent for iPad weight loss

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Why has this been granted in the first place?

So what is novel and innovative here? The particular layout of fiber is pretty much what anyone who has worked with composite plastics would recommend for a shell of this shape. The criss-cross fibre layout is old as the world. It has been done with glass fiber for 30+ years now and with carbon fiber for 15+. Just show this to a boat builder, they will ROFL that this has been patented.

US may disable all in-car mobile phones

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Both of my kids suffer from travel sickness, so what

There is only one answer to that - bring them to chose the car. You should see the car salesman face when he asks you what does it take for him to sell the car and you point to a 2 and half year old and say "If she likes it". Especially if you tell them that she vomits in 10 minutes in 95% of all vehicles on the market.

Once you have cracked that, rest like the "disable button" is technicalities.

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Exactly

Most in-phone GPSes are useful only for motorway driving if they cannot get extra info from the cell network. Add to that the like of Google maps which need an always on network connection. Add to that traffic updates and major traffic incident alerts. Add to that the probability that the damn jammer does not turn off itself in an accident so I cannot dial 112/911/999 or whatever it is in the country I am in.

Forget that... I am not paying 600£ for an in-car GPS and 600£ for a special in-car phone/network device when I have a perfectly working GPS and a phone sitting in a cradle and mated to the car stereo via Bluetooth. It may not be as good as a properly integrated GPS unit, but it is good enough for most stuff. I drove across 9 countries this summer using a Nokia E71 as a navigation device and while I swore at it quite a few times I have to admit - it was good enough for most of the time.

They should stop that nonsense and enforce the handsfree legislation instead.

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Sure, what's the problem

2003 vintage Compaq - 25 quid after being written off by company who owned it

160G Samsung Spinpoint disk replacement - 30 quid

MSFT MCE XP remote kit - 17 quid (used to be)

Two sets of el-cheapo Maplin headphones and a splitter - 15 quid

Maplin Car laptop power supply - 30 quid (used to be when I bought it)

2h of sewing a bag with straps for fixing to a car seat out of an old kiddicare seat protector while the laptop is getting its Debian install.

Grand Total - around a 130 quid.

Voila - here is your "disable kids" device: http://foswiki.sigsegv.cx/bin/view/Net/DebianEvo110 (second pic).

Tested on a trip across whole of Europe (2 days to Buglaria, 3 days back) and multiple trips around the UK. Test subjects - an extremely unruly 8 year old and his 2 and a half year old sister. "Disables" them alright. You do not hear a squeak except when they are fighting for what to watch next.

There are also similar devices for shorter trips which can be used as a supplement or replacement to this one. They are called books. You can get them from Amazon ya know...

Dixons drops exclusive Toshiba Android tablet

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Excellent

I guess now is the time to look for a bargain basement discounted one.

It is one of the next gen tablet devices that can actually run a proper linux distro instead of being crippled with running a selection of Java-that-is-not-Java.

http://tosh-ac100.wetpaint.com/page/Overview

My only gripe with it so far has been the price. There is no way in hell I am paying 376.00 for a slate even if it does what I want. I'd rather suffer from trying to fight with Linux for one of the pseudo-tablets that the second tier vendors have produced.

Samsung plans to smash Android rivals..what about the iPad?

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Wrong, wrong, wrong

A single product company can adapt quicklier than a company which operates a product matrix. Apple showed that once and for all (not that other companies before it did not do it either - think Fairchild Aviation and Lockheed and A10 vs A9).

If you operate a product matrix you can initially churn incremental "variations on a theme" with lightning speed and claim big differences through marketing. However, changing to adapt to major market changes will takes much more time and effort because an matrix-ed component cannot be changed without affecting multiple product lines. The same is valid for fixing major screwups.

As an end-result a single product per niche company can actually adapt to market changes and fix major problems way faster than a matrix portfolio managed multiple products per niche company. Apple vs Nokia is a prime example here.

So Samsung is actually disadvantaged vs Apple as it operates a huge product matrix (same as Nokia). As a result adapting the components that go into a single "compete with Apple" device as Apple evolves will take it much more effort (and cost much more) than it will cost to Apple.

Plods scrap crap stealth spy blimp

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Create a "Baloon Partnership"

The workaround for that is well known. So instead of Safety Camera Partnerships we will have Baloon Partnerships, Predator Drone Partnerships, Reaper Drone Partnerships and A10-Warthog-On-Policing-Duty partnerships.

Though personally, I would prefer my tax money to go to a "Plod-On-Foot-Not-Scared-Of-The-Population" partnership.

Global warming is actually good for rainforests, say boffins

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Both sides are right here

Rainforests in general should flourish all right. That is from the realm of the bleeding obvious. Co2, heat, water, what else can a tropical plant dream of.

However nobody said that they will be the where the rainforests are now and nobody said that the humanity will allow them to grow where they would have naturally grown in the absence of Homo Sapiens and its industrialised civilisation.

So if there will be a real disaster from global warming it will not be because of it per-se, but because of Humans fighting desperately for the Earth to stay the same instead of looking for a way to adapt to the new environment. It is the law of nature that species which refuse to adapt to a change in their environment go extinct. Some food for thought here...

Falklands hero Marine: Save the Harrier, scrap the Tornado

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BIG hole in your argument

The MTBF of a Tornado is only several hours of flight time. Yes, exactly - several hours. That is actually the case with all modern military aircraft except the big bombers and patrol aircraft. It has gone to a point where some have a mandatory replacement on major components like the WHOLE engine after 100-200 flight hours (Mig 25 is the prime example here).The two digit MTBF numbers and four digit number of hours of engine resource achieved by the latest Su-35 and the F-35 are actually heralded as a major achievement by their manufacturers. While most faults are not critical and the plane can continue flying (and does on a casual basis) it has to go back to base where the mechanics will spend half a day crawling all over it.

So In any case - the Tornadoes are not loitering anywhere anytime and can realistically run only a few Big-Buck style missions from Ascencion before half of BAE's Bristol workforce will be needed down there to fix them up for the next round.

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On the Chinooks - I beg to differ

The Chinook is _NOT_ the only helicopter capable to carry heavy loads at that altitude.

With all due respect Lewis, you forgot the helicopter which the yanks grudgingly call to recover the Chinooks when the Chinooks go belly up. The Mi 26. It is capable of flying at that altitude and carrying a Chinook if need be. In fact it has done so already on at least one occasion.

While it may not be as resistant to small arms fire as the Chinook it is also much cheaper and readily available and can be useful for a lot of missions freeing up the Chinooks for the "hot" ones. It is a pity that it is not being purchased for petty political reasons.

In fact, all transport helicopters from Mi can fly at that altitude and have flown at that altitude in the past in combat conditions. They are also officially on the NATO procurement list as they are in use and shall remain in use in all of the ex-Warsaw pact. If they are good enough for Czech, Polish, Romanian, Hungarian and Bulgarian armies I really do not see what is so wrong with them for them not to be used by the British army when and where needed.

So the Chinook is clearly not the only choice here. Neither is the Apache for offensive duties. Nor is the Lynx for multipurpose.

Google: Oracle doctored that 'copied Java code'

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Actually I beg to differ here

Microsoft never backstabs its channels on patents and copyrights. In fact it is an explicit part of the licensing arrangements that it will take over the litigation in such cases. It makes a very big point out of it in their marketing.

It is Google speciality to treat the middlemen as per the old Russian proverb (not surprising considering Mr Brin original nationality) which starts with the tradesman is silver, the customer is gold and finishes with: "A posrednik - gavno" (and the middlemen is sh**e). In a world where most companies follow the Microsoft example and ignore the end-customer in favour of the channel this will often give a company a competitive edge (Apple is another one using same approach). It may however backfire in the most spectacular way on occasions.

My gut feeling is that this will be one of those times. Mr Ellison is not someone who will give up a fight easily. Google has finally encountered a company that operates a "confirmed kill" policy in its conflicts and will not back down at handwaving and PR. This one will be lots of FUN to watch.

In any case, it is well deserved as Google should have gone with something like python which is not patent-encumbered and achieve the same result. FFS, Apple managed to make developers swallow Objective C. If that is possible, anything is. Even Perl.

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Rule No 1 of the Software Club is

Rule No 1 of the Software Club is that you never ever offload responsibility to customers on a product you support or develop.

If you do, that customer will never come again. Oracle has just managed to achieve the goal of its lawsuit even before the lawyers have started their arguments. All it needs is to take this PR, get the BIG RED HIGHLIGHTER and send it to every handset manufacturing company out there.

Oh, well, I guess I will stick to Nokia then. It may be designed by a matrix talkitechecture product committee, it is UE may be utter crap, it may be anything but innovative, but its ecosystem - sofware, accessories, etc will be there in 2 years time.

How I built a zero energy cost, zero carbon home server

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Entertaining

I have been doing similar stuff for 7+ years now. Though my personal preference till this day stays with VIA EPIA and Crusoe. Marvell, PPC and other more esoteric CPUs may be all fine for most server tasks, but they will immediately run out of grunt if you try to do something like an AES256 encrypted backup on it (yes I am mad to do that for home machines and I know it).

An old Crusoe (or Geode) based HP thin client can have up to 512M (1G for Geode) and run off any 2.5 in laptop drive (or off the shelf 44 pin flash module) once you have applied some bolt cutters to the case to allow fixing the drive (or moved the motherboard to an ATX case). The Crusoe eats 8W (measured at the plug and accounting for the inefficient dead rat so probably less), the GeoDe 14W. Via depending on the model eats 8 to 20W (again measured at the plug) and can do AES on the fly without even noticing. Recent AMD is also quite good (funnily enough). If you enable Cool-n-Quiet, a fully blown Athlon 3200+ system eats around 30W (at the plug) once it has down-clocked to the lowest setting in idle.

As far as the power draw from the "big network disks" - MAID is your salvation. While I cannot spin-down or put on flash the $HOMEs in my house as some of them contain 9G+ of mail I have put all the non-critical data like media, backups, photos, etc onto a separate big JBOD which powers down when not in use. So the total power draw for around 5-6TB of storage including an always-on 1TB RAID 1, two servers and a firewall is around 60-80W depending on load.

Also, using laptops for anything is a BAD IDEA (TM). They always have something that overheats and their MTBF in always-on mode is abyssmal. Most thin clients use the same components in much more accessible cases, on reasonably standard motherboards with much better cooling. They are also much easier to vandalise to hook up proper networking and storage if needed.

In addition to laptopmode, /tmp and /var/tmp on tmpfs there is one more setting in recent Debian (and probably ubuntu as it takes from there) which is very useful to keep power down and disks spun-down when idle. It is the "lock on tmpfs" and "run on tmpfs" setting in rcS.

Co-op cashier's breasts overcharged for fruit and veg

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Depends where

In some parts of the world that is indeed the case as this is one of the most standard tricks in the book to dupe customers and especially tourists. That was definitely the case 20+ years back on most Moscow markets. It was "the oldest trick in the book".

World's largest pilot union shuns full-body scanners

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Depends which ones

TSA has chosen X-ray.

There are however IR and microwave units on the market as well. IMO IR is the right choice if there is any tech to be deployed at all. It is harmless and it is reasonably good at detecting stuff. The famous German chemistry prof TV stunt does not apply in reality as most passengers will be queuing in line for the machine and before that at the check-in so anything taped to legs, hands, etc will warm up and become clearly visible.

They are also invaluable if there will be another SARS, pigflu or whatever other pandemic of the day scare as people with a fever are immediately visible even they have stuffed themselves with lemsip to the gills.

Apple MacBook Air 13in late 2010

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Shiny... Shiny...

Reaching for the battered dead badger (sorry, 2002 1GHz G4 MacBook Pro) and opening it... And the wake up time with Debian and a new 5400 RPM samsung drive is... drum roll... drum roll... drum roll... around 1s.

Let's be real. 2-3s of wakeup is actually staggeringly bad. On a machine which is that expensive and that new the wakeup should be near-instantaneous. FFS, my Atom based Lenovo s10e (once again under Debian) with its factory fitted geriatric SATA disk achieves an average sub-3s wakeup from sleep even after I plugged a whole lot of scripts in the hibernate hooks. So 2-3s are definitely nothing to shout about.

That is as far as the "iPad like experience" is concerned.

As far as actually using it for anything real - it is too light. Even with the rather low feedback Apple keyboards it will wobble madly around your knees when typing. So you either need a table or one of those Ikea laptop pillows to keep it stable. So much for "work anywhere".

Same as the previous Air it will be bought by magpies who need to show off and not really work on the road. The latter will stick to MacBook Pro 13 or their PC maker of choice.

USB fanboys teased with 16-port hub

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I wish I had this one a few years back.

I built a terminal server for a project out of a fanless via EPIA. 16 USB-to-Serials and voila here is your Cisco 2511 analogue.

Linux life savers for paranoid penguins

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And if you really need a working backup - amanda

Well, the article misses Amanda and Bakula. Both have their religious fanatic camps. Being the follower of the former I have used it both on my home system and in my day job for network-wide backup since around 2000 or so.

It does not have a GUI and it has its own set of paradigms on how to back up data to maximise the probability of recovery. However, once you get used to it (and once it saves your b**t a few times) you do not want anything else. It can back-up to tape, disk, removable media, media changers and probably even a dead badger. It also supports encrypted backups so you do not need to worry who has access to your disks and cartridges.

Steve Jobs chucks Apple server biz from pram

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The X Serve was doomed the moment Apple went Intel

This was a long time coming.

The PPC G4 and later G5 Apple used in the early Xserve systems can stand its ground in the SMB server racket even today. PPC may lag on raw power versus their modern Intel counterparts. However, its task switching, IO and from there overall system latency is way lower compared to Intel.

From the moment Apple went Intel it was only a matter of time until it kills XServe. The competitive edge was not there anymore. The only way for Apple to stay competitive in the server racket was to stay on PPC which was not an option for a multitude of reasons. Development costs, "special relationship" with Intel, you name it.

Nearly all shops using XServe started making contingency arrangements as far back as then. So this will not really hurt any one of them. Most of them have a plan B by now.

Phosphor World Time Curved E Ink watch

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Same here

We all dream about a proper watch. We sometimes even buy one. And at the end of the day we use the phone. It is "today's watch".

I have been tempted more than once to sit down with a magnifying glass to see exactly what is wrong with my grandad handme-down to my dad and nowdays my hairloom Omega. Grandad apparently got it from one of his patients during WW2 instead of payment for saving his life - he was the only doctor in 200km radius to remember his oath and treat jews and non-jews alike in the middle of the 1944 malaria outbreak in Southern Europe. When he refused to take any money for the quinine the patient "forgot" his watch. From there on it is in my family being handed down for 60+ years now. One problem with it - it stopped working sometimes in the late 90-es and neither my dad, nor me have had the time to look what's wrong with it.

So for a 10th year in a row I keep not being able to find the time to make it tick again. So instead of having a proper "man's watch" in the form of a _REAL_ 1930-es vintage Omega, I still still use my mobile phone instead.

I bet I am not the only one out there who would love to have a "proper watch", even has a proper watch and ends up using his phone again, again and again.

Disguised impostor clears international flight

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Yeah, right

Walk out onto a street and ask the honest cittisen which has 20K in cash to pay for anything to come forward. I would like to see that honest cittisens.

Yes, we pay much more for cars, houses, etc but we pay that on credit. For stuff like the mask in question or fake identity papers anywhere around the world you PAY CASH or it is the kind of credit you 'd rather never take. The credit that costs an arm and a leg to pay back. Literally. Though usually it is a kidney.

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No need - they just go an excuse for "everyone through the scanner"

The silicone and latex used in such masks has residual fluorescence in UV. So frequent travellers now will be recognised by their characteristic tan.

This is joking of course. The existing IR scanners which by the way Hong Kong already has because of SARS are perfectly adequate for the task. Making such a mask look realistic in IR is nearly impossible. The natural "hot" and "cold" zones which each face has will be misplaced and smudged into a more "even" picture.

Unfortunately, while perfectly adequate IR and UV is least likely to be used here.

The securocrats just got their reason to run everyone through the full body scanner. Silicone or latex may look like human flesh in vis. It will show up immediately in microwave/X-ray.

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Not quite

He got though Hong Kong airport because the checkout was most likely manned by asians. So any mismatches between mask and fake identity and between speech and expected accent was overlooked. The Vancouver border control however was going to be manned by caucasian whites so probably _ANOTHER_ fake identity, this time asian looked like the right choice there for whoever organised it. What they have missed however is that:

1. Airlines actively use yield management and dynamic pricing to fill up flights to the hilt. The chance of changing on the flight and finding an alternative empty place to sit so you are unnoticed is virtually zero.

2. The passenger lists from all flights are submitted to border control, usually in advance. A mismatch and a passenger showing up who has not been listed on an incoming flight is likely to cause an automatic "would you please come to that room over there sir".

So it is F for attention to detail and B for effort.

In any case, a fake old man identity costs up to 10000 for a good one, a mask of sufficient quality is a 1000 or so. Add to that T&S and you are looking at 15000 dollars. If there is a fake Asian identity to add we are looking at 20000+ in total.

The NO WAY for an "honest cittisen" of any of the countries which supply assylum seekers to have that sorts of money. They have to be a non-political criminal - either a current one running from law or a "future one" who has agreed in advance to be a criminal and pay the traffic racket gang from their earnings in their new life. It never stops to amase me why we are admitting them at all.

Boffins devise early-warning bot spotter

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depends on the network

Hm, just thinking on how this looks on an average corporate network which uses asset tags and not PC names for DNS dynamically assigned from DHCP.

I am not convinced about the rather low reported rate of false positives. There are plenty of scenarios where this will generate a much higher rate.

Why you can't move a mainframe with a cloud

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Sigh.... Dross survey with dross conclusions...

The stats in both surveys are skewed on the basis of people talking to mainframe shops in the first place. It is like the old segfault.org joke about object oriented programming where the cobol programmer asks "what is an object"?

Virtualised infrastructure (aka private cloud) will replace mainframes, however it will need to grow up quite a bit to that task. Just shipping a big box which can do virtualisation the way Cisco does in their California lineup does not a mainframe make. You have to have a database stack, transaction middleware stack, a workload stack, etc and all of that integrated to the virtualisation, load management, etc. You also have to have a lineup of suited "bioware" to support the customer through using it.

The sole player besides IBM and Unisys which is closest to having this out there today is SnOracle which funnily enough deplores the whole cloud idea. Everybody else is years away from there. No cloud offering comes even close and it will not come even close anytime during this upgrade cycle. Next or cycle after next upgrade cycles from now (5+ years at least) maybe, but not this one.

Netbooks: notebook evolved - or stunted throwback?

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Exactly

I have a dead Sony Vaio Picturebook C1F in my spare parts bin. It is a 2001 machine with 1024x480 screen and dimensions that are even smaller than those of a modern netbook.

While vendors wanted to "think differently" the consumers wanted small notebooks at non-Vaio/non-Tosh pricing and that is what they used the netbooks for. From there on the deliberate crippling of the platform by marketing reqs like "Though shall not have resolution more than 1024x600" killed the market before it could take off.

It is yet another bit of history repeating. Take a bazooka, aim at foot in the name of "non-cannibalisation", shoot. Cannibalising your products is NORMAL. If you do not do that and there is an obvious opportunity and the market is non-regulated someone else bloody well will. The free market will make sure to that. By deliberately chosing not to cannibalise you are giving that competitor an opportunity it may never get otherwise. To make matters worse if you are a monopolist you are also gving that someone the opportunity of a lifetime to break your monopoly. Non-cannibalisation in a non-regulated market is a terminally dumb idea (TM).

The crippling of netbooks gave the tablets finally their chance to shine under the sun, the marketing shenanigans with i810, i840 and the deliberate crippling of i815e and disallowing OEMs to ship systems with full use of its capabilities gave a chance to Athlon to eat a big chunk of consumer space. Let's be real - Athlon was not that much better than P3 and P4 in those days. However, it was not deliberately crippled to specific memory types and limited configurations on purely marketing grounds. And so on... There are plenty of examples to this in just Intel's recent history.

Toshiba AC100 Android smartbook

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Let me guess for you - Debian

The choice when dealing with a Dead Badger is pretty much between Debian, Debian and Debian.

This looks like a cool addition to my collection of Dead Badgers. I have an original Lenovo S10e but it has been annoying me a bit lately so I mostly use a vintage Y2002 PowerPC TiBook (running Debian of course). I may actually consider replacing the Lenovo with this one.

Hmm... If they discount it after it flops during Xmas I will probably get myself one.

Aircraft bombs may mean end to in-flight Wi-Fi, mobile

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That is not guaranteed to work and will fry the passengers

A femtocell coupled with a suitable controller is 100 times better than any jammer or disruptor. There is a number of particularly entertaining reject codes in GSM which will cause a phone to go into a halt mode. They are hardly ever used because they are not part of the usual compliance spec and some older phones like old Samsung reboot instead of shutting down. The rest supports them fairly well though.

You can just tell all phones that are on but not registered properly with the femto to shut off. You can also detect phones which have been left on with roaming enabled. It can also be used as a security feature by running through the "destination" operators in sequence as "pre-flight checklist" and raising an alert if any phone tries to sign on.

So the real security solution here is not knee-jerk against femtocells. It is to equip all planes with one and actively use them for security management.

Stealth Carbon 'efficiency' tax could close UK data centres

Anton Ivanov

Nothing wrong with it

Actually, anything which will decrease the tendency to pile up datacenter facilities in Docklands on top of each other is good for the UK economy in the longer term.

The cost of operating a datacenter in "cheap leccy land" and datacoms to it is probably still higher than operating it in the Pennines or Scotland for anyone except the likes of Google and Co. In reality most companies will just move to "cooler" and less expensive places in the UK. After all running your datacenter in London is absolutely guaranteed to be more expensive than running it in let's say Kings Lynn just on the basis of cooling costs. London year-round average is 1-2C hotter than the rest of the UK.

Android kernel leaks like a colander

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You obviously have not tried to read opensolaris code

While I do not write in C myself, I have had to dive into the IP stack and other portions of the kernel on BSD, Linux and Solaris many times for a living.

Linux will not win a beauty award (especially compared to BSD sources which are a pleasure to read). However most of its kernel code is not bad. Most of it is also understandable and can be analysed for security problems through simple code inspection.

Try analysing anything through code inspection on Solaris kernel for laughs. For example its network stack can be undestood only with a BIG jug of something 80 proof and lots of aspirin at hand. Not that the rest of the kernel is much better either... Actually even ethanol solutions and aspirin are not a guarantee that you will grok what is going on. Example - on Solaris tcp is a 1MB+ _SINGLE_ C file with all offload, crypto, etc hooks crammed into that single file. Example on "How not to organise code" (TM). Analyse that? Some other time...

Rocks, hard places and Congo minerals

Anton Ivanov

This still leaves isotope analysis of the impurities

Depends how purified Ta really is. As with most stuff it is the impurities that provide the fingerprint, not the main substance

Google's 'copied Java code' disowned by Apache

Anton Ivanov
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I was going to say the same

Java is not C, C++ or even Perl for that matter. It is not a language where you can hang yourself by a thousand of different, artistic and inventive ways.

Given the same simple problem in Java, two different software engineers would produce nearly identical pieces of code.

That is exactly why Java is the preferred in-house development tool nowdays.

This example produced by Oracle is a proof of Java's power to shoehorn programmers thinking into a standard compliant mold where it is no longer an art or a science but a trade. It is not a convincing example of code being lifted or copied. For that you need a _NON_ _TRIVIAL_ piece of code.

Red Hat exec proposes end to IT suckage

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That is in REAL Engineering

Show me how many software companies do a proof of concept for a system before committing to doing it properly? - Very few

Show me how many software companies do a proof of concept that is used for a _PERFORMANCE_ and _SCALABILITY_ verification? In an actual test harness? Well, I have yet to see one.

So it is indeed one car going across the UM bridge because that is what the actor/action/process interaction describes and a few cars going off the agile bridge because there are no railings yet in this iteration.

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Blame the Unified Model. Not that agile is any better.

Well, what do you expect in an industry where the two biggest competing architetectural approaches do not take performance into account during the standard requirement gathering excercises.

If a structural engineer was designing the Dartford Crossing bridge using UML it would have been designed for one car because the requirements would have stated that the actor requests transportation of a vehicle from one coast to another. Actor. One. Not 50000 of them in peak hour.

If a structural engineer was designing the Dartford Crossing bridge using Agile the bridge would have been launched to customers without the tarmac first. The tarmac would have been added on first iteration after customers complained. The banisters would have been added on second iteration after a few cars go off the bridge. And so on.

In both cases the bridge would have been able to pass only a car at a time or a few after a number of hotfixes by "red" teams because none of these processes captures _END_ result performance requirements as a part of the standard process (some companies have special extra processes for that, but that is not part of the normal agile/UM as evangelised by their respective inventors).

Not that the other "newer" architectural frameworks are any better either.

Mozilla man accuses Jobs of 'bypass the web' scheme

Anton Ivanov
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Oh my god, they actually require QA and proper coding

Oh my go, the lamb has cracked the seventh seal. Four horsemen are clearly visible on the horison.

I do not appload Steve very often, but here there is a valid reason for applause.

Rejection because it is not coded per data storage and IPC conventions? Excellent. Applause

Rejection on QA grounds? Excellent. Double Applause.

Rejection because it is a resource hog and uses 3 abstraction layers instead of 2 lines of native code? Excellent. Quadrupple Applause.

And Octuple Applause overall. About bloody time.

IBM Java defection leaves Apache sourcers shellshocked

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Forking will not help

Patents, patents and again patents.

It is an essential part of any business development nowdays. It is called FREEDOM TO OPERATE analysis. The person which did the freedom to operate for Android at Google really deserves to be fired. Anything with so many patent traps should have never ever been considered as a direction for development.

Google should have stuck with python and improved the VM for it or gone to something new entirely. Anything but Java.

Microsoft loses chief software architect Ray Ozzie

Anton Ivanov

MSFT has hired enough people in the meantime

They may not be of Ozzie's caliber, but they can deliver on some of his visions.

This guy for starters: http://www.linkedin.com/in/ivanb

There are also quite a few others which have been hired during Ozzie's tenure so if the company actually wants to deliver on the "three screens and a cloud" vision there are people there to do that who have experience in developing, launching and operating software on top of hyperscale datacenter infrastructure.

The question is "Does MSFT really want to deliver?" If the reason for Ozzie's exit was MSFT deciding once again to defend the legacy and kill the future on non-cannibalisation grounds we will see these guys leave within the next couple of months.

It will become clear soon enough. We live in a day and age when it is possible to see through corporate spin right away by simply following people's movements on LinkedIn. It does not matter how much a company is trying to spin its "looking into the future vision". If the people who are to build that future are leaving in droves, then everyone can see that the vision is not going to happen.

Gov axes £35bn Severn Barrage tide-energy scheme

Anton Ivanov

No, it is built on top of a swamp

Building in swamp without pumping it out first (Netherlands/East Anglia style) ain't cheap.

However, I would not be so sure about the cost/benefit here. That is potentially a 3rd severn bridge so toll on it should be able to shave off a couple of billions over the course of 20 years. Add to that reduction in flood protection expenses on the lower part of the Severn - a few more billions. And so on.

It will never be 5 billion though and it will still need an up-front subsidy.

KeyCase iPad Folio Deluxe

Anton Ivanov

In 5 years it should be possible to by a scredriver for 3 quid for it

The micro-3-wing originally introduced by Fuji was hard to come by at first. Once it appeared as an anti-consumer measure on mainstream equipment the screwdrivers for it dropped down to about 2$ in no time.

Same with this - the 5 sided torx will be here shortly. In fact I think I have one on the last "specialist" kits I got. I would not be surprised if cheap far-eastern battery kits for the MacBook Pro will start come bundled with a couple of heads for a standard scredriver set to do the deed.

Fighting consumer tinkering is a pointless excercise. Out of all, Apple should have learned that long ago. Even the super-anticonsumer designs like the old mac mini were being tampered with by nearly everyone who had one.

Anton Ivanov

2 years for you maybe

Some of us use rolling upgrade. A phone is not thrown out in 2 years. It is relegated to less demanding duties like alarm telemetry, junior's handset, spare handset for abroad, etc. As the 2-3 year old one is relegated the phone that used to be doing these less demanding duties is chucked out with an average age of around 4-5 years before this happens.

As a result you change them on a 5 year cycle with a 2.5 year rolling upgrade for the shift. If you do that it becomes cheaper to buy non-subsidised by a considerable margin. Last time I calculated it the savings were around 30%+