* Posts by The Boojum

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Experian Audience Engine knows almost as much about you as Google

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Re: "you are bombarded with motorbike insurance advertising on every platform you go to"

Oh, bless him!

Engineer uses binary on voting bumpf to flag up Cali election flaws

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Re: Shades of Friday by Heinlein

And one of his favourites when discussing legislators and the electorate was "vote to make pi equal to 3."

What's wrong with the Daily Mail Group buying Yahoo?

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Re: I am a bit worried

Yahoo! Mail being put down would be the best thing that has happened for internet security in years. Just about every scam email I've received has its origins in a Yahoo! email account.

Hey, tech industry, have you noticed Amazon in the rearview?

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Re: Nice Rant

Have 'pocket'ed to show to colleagues. Should be required reading.

Adobe will track you across all your devices with new co-op project

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Re: Slurping and Subscription? ...Time to boot Adobe, M$_Win10, Autodesk etc...

Thanks for that. I've just, with extreme reluctance, bought Lightroom on the basis that it was the least worst application for my photo catalogue management needs. Not being available for Windows is a pain, but it is another weight on the scales in favour of an eventual move to Linux.

So where has the legal 'right' to 10Mbps broadband gone?

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Re: Don't get me started......

Agree with you about the statistics. My exchange is now wired for SuperFast, but my cabinet is not, and there's no indication of when, or even if, it ever will be.

Web ads are reading my keystrokes and I can’t even spel propperlie

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Re: Malgorithms

Then Google's (m)algorithm© needs to take on board the 'six degrees of separation' theory. If they're doing that kind of linking then they could end up with anything!

All trademarks and other IPR are the properties of their respective owners (or whatever the proper BS is)

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Re: How quickly did the idiots think I replaced cars?

Nah. When the windscreen needs cleaning. I got fed up smashing them and getting them replaced.

Streaming speaker biz Sonos lays offs workers as it finds its voice

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++Agree.

I can get most of my devices to stream to Sonos most of the time, but it's a bit unreliable, has huge latency and uses clunky third-party software.

And for anyone who has a music collection that extends beyond whatever's popular at this micro-instant, it's music player is primitive.

With this announcement I don't see either of these being improved any time, let alone soon.

Why should you care about Google's AI winning a board game?

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True intelligence

A line on Radio 4's Now Show:

AlphaGo will show true intelligence if, when losing the series 2 - 3, it says, 'OK, best of seven.'

Blah Blah blah ... I don't care! To hell with your tech marketing bull

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Re: Evil Personified

You are too kind.

Far too kind.

Randomness is a lottery, so why not use a lottery for randomness?

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Re: that public lotteries [are] hard to manipulate.

Have a read of the following: absolutely fascinating.

http://www.wired.com/2011/01/ff_lottery/

BlackBerry axes 200 jobs – including a third of its HQ staff

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It's probably because these markets are nowhere near big enough.

Ginni Rometty to pocket $4.5m bonus for IBM leadership

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In the UK they do. Corporate Governance at the larger listed company level all but requires the separation of the roles and any such company trying to combine them has some serious and public explaining to so.

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Re: IBM

Your fourth paragraph is just perfect. I particularly like the "and the board play at corporate finance and M&A because that's easier than real work" line.

Can't upgrade, won't upgrade: Windows Mobile's user problem

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"Certain features and experiences will require more advanced future hardware"

Or what is effectively obsolete legacy hardware from other ecosystems.

Apple’s retail chief: ‘Touching customers’ key to retail success

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Re: Optional wisdoms

A paltry $1m bonus? I don't think so. As a senior exec, her bonus will be a large integer multiple of her salary.

IRS 'inadvertently' wiped hard drive Microsoft demanded in audit row

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Manager: "Here, wipe and recycle this hard disk."

Employee: "Why?"

Manager: "Don't ask, just do it."

There, hard drive wiped by someone who didn't know about its relevance to ongoing litigation.

UK energy minister rejects 'waste of money' smart meters claim

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A smart meter might encourage me to reduce my personal consumption of electricity but it will have f***-all effect on my children.

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Re: Purpose

Can't comment on New Zealand but in the UK electricity market only 1% or 2% of electricity changes hands at spot rates. The vast majority is covered by forward pricing agreements.

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Re: Purpose

It is also probably to reduce the horrendously complex settlement system for consumer electricity bills, in which it can take two or three years to arrive at a final, correct allocation of costs.

LogMeIn adds emergency break-in feature to LastPass

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In your use case, as you say, simples.

In other use cases with other family structures, not so simples. I will actually find this functionality rather useful, whereas your solution, to me, would be an absolute #fail.

And on a more practical note, if you keep bank login credentials in Lastpass, your bank would treat your approach as having disclosed your PIN to someone else if you are the victim of fraud. The fact that it's your significant other and that you trust her will matter not one whit to them.

I can turn Yahoo! around claims hedge fund manager

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Re: Nice buildings, good location

And that last is reason enough to pull the plug.

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Well it's an alternative to turning it into a fund manager.

Ashley Madison blackmailers try again with snail mail

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No, no. Just forward to Ashley Madison, marked 'For the Attention of Accounts Payable.'

VW's Audi suspends two engineers in air pollution cheatware probe

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Or, rather than getting a bonus for meeting various targets, it was more likely that they would have fired for not meeting the targets. Heard a story about Ferdinand Piesch in which he promised exactly that. And the same to their successor, presumably ad infinitum.

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Re: Well....

Looks a fascinating read, although probably not on the list of career-enhancing documentation.

I'm still wondering whether the Greek bits are the author being pompous or decidedly tongue in cheek.

Why Microsoft yanked its latest Windows 10 update download: It hijacked privacy settings

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Re: @dogged - @Mark Allen - Surely a simple answer

Brilliant. Thanks. Bought the book for my kids (and for me, if the truth be told).

Struggling to understand Docker? Let's start with a Minecraft demo

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Re: 10 year olds..

Disagree completely (the comment that is). I will/can not play any game that takes more than about 15 seconds to learn so I need a 10±2 year old to tell me how to work Minecraft. And when they show me round their creations they do so at a speed approaching that of light, so I'm completely lost.

As a (single) parent to two such objects I found the paragraph in the article completely, absolutely, 100% on target.

eBay scammer steals identity of special agent investigating him

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Re: pretty impressive

Sounds waaaay below his level of ability.

£2.3m ZANO nano-drone crowdfunded project crashes and burns

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And whenif the recipient has burned through all the money?

I have to say that I'm not familiar with the details of how KS operates, but if the recipient of the money is a limited company then the contributors are stuffed and if the recipient is an individual I would guess the most likely outcome is that they have no money, get made bankrupt and the contributors are stuffed.

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Re: investment with no returns...

You've hit the nail on the head. As an equity investor in a start-up, you take on significant risk but also share in any up-side, as well as having some rights. As a KS contributor you take on the same risk but have very limited up-side and almost no rights. No wonder start-ups prefer KS (yes, I know the complexities and costs of bringing in outside equity investors are much greater than in launching a KS, but my point still stands.)

Hacked TalkTalk CEO: Dead as a Dido? Nope, she refuses to quit

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It's not who you know...

...it's what you know about who you know.

TalkTalk attack: 'No legal obligation to encrypt customer bank details', says chief

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Looks like they're positioning themselves to take a hard line.

"We're a victim, we did everything we were obliged so if you want compensation then you'll have to take it up with the attackers. "

Besides, as a budget ISP, if they pay compensation how will they be able to afford Dido's totally justified and really quite modest salary?

We can't all live by taking in each others' washing

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Best of luck

Interesting and sometimes provocative articles that made me think, if not necessarily agree.

Very sad to see you go. The weekends have lost a little something special.

TalkTalk attackers stole 'incomplete' customer bank data, ISP confirms

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Re: It is time for a PSA

Yet another reason never to use a landline for anything (other than being ripped off by the telco so that you can have broadband).

A 16 Petaflop Cray: The key to fantastic summer barbecues

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More power to their elbow!

Sounds a great deal of fun, but I can't help but think that the justification for doing it was created by Reason, the program described in Douglas Adams's book 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.' Basically you gave it the facts of the subject and the decision you wanted it to make and it came up with a set of incontrovertible reasons why the decision was the right one, as in

"Gordon was able to buy himself a Porsche almost immediately despite being completely broke and a hopeless driver."

Google versus the EU: Sigh. You can't exploit a contestable monopoly

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Re: So....

Personally, didn't give a damn. I just installed and used whichever browser(s) I wanted.

Brit smut slingers shafted by UK censors' stiff new stance

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Megaphone

Go UKIP!

Ban on penetration with foreign objects?

Damn right! "British jobs for British objects", I say. Mind you, we probably won't be able to keep EU object out.

DNS cockup locks Virgin Media customers out of ntlworld.com email

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FAIL

Looks like they've still got problems

I've just emailed a couple of ntlworld addresses and they got bounced back. Yet another reason never to use anything associated with Virgin!

Unbridled BONKING and rampant ROGERING at YOUR office!

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Angel

I only opened the article so I could add this comment saying that I only opened the article so I could add this comment, not because it had 'bonking' and 'rogering' in the title. Honest.

US Judge strikes out COMPUTER/HUMAN LOVE patent

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It seems to me that a key plank of the fight against patent trolls needs to be laid at the Patent Office. Currently it has no incentve to stop issuing questionable patents, no doubt reasoning that it minimises its own workload and that interested parties will just fight it out in court. Maybe if it was made to fund the defendant's legal costs it would concentrate minds a bit better.

Asperger's and IT

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Re: Ironic

Hear! Hear! Upvoted many, many times.

The inclusion of a condition in or its exclusion from DSM 5 has everything to do with economics and nothing to do with therapy.

HP confirms it's back in the smartphone business

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I think that the mass, consumer market can be described by an old business aphorism:

1% of companies want to be first to market with a revolutionary new product - that's Apple.

99% of companies want to be second with the new product - Google won that one.

The rest are just fighting for the scraps.

CIA spooks picked Amazon's 'superior' cloud over IBM

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A switched-on Client

Reading between the [Redacted] lines, it sounds as if the CIA has understood the IBM pricing equation, namely:

Actual Price Paid = Initial Contract Price * ( 1 + ( How good IBM's lawyers are / How good the Client's lawyers are ))

And IBM's lawyers are very good at this game.

Good for the CIA.

Who did Apple LIE TO: Australia or America?

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Re: Both right?

Good, clear summary Richard.

What I find interesting / curious / worrying * is the various Governments' apparent addiction to rhetoric rather than action in the current climate.

Nearly 20 years ago I worked with some high-end management consultants whose previous assignment had been to be paid a medium sized fortune by a global car manufacturer to provide a large, detailed, fact-and-data-heavy report to a government's Revenue department who suspected them of playing tricks with transfer pricing. The Revenue very much held the whip hand, the company was extremely worried and the onus was very much on it to prove that it wasn't playing games with its internal pricing because if it failed then the government would come down on it like a ton of bricks.

It would be nice to see the same today, rather than the vast amount of hot air and appeal to morality that seems to be the current favoured approach.

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Notebook makers turn to Android in face of Windows woes

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Re: Been done

Completely agree.

I've had a Transformer Prime from the day they launched in the UK. And I Iove it! It is without doubt the cheapest device in terms of purchase cost per hour used that I've ever had. Its app ecosystem is maturing nicely: there are now many core apps that I would class as very good or better, and in other areas they are improving quite quickly.

There are holes. I'm a heavy spreadsheet user and there's nothing really usable out there, and I'd make more use of OneNote if the Android app was better. I'm sure that will come with time.

I've been a bit concerned of late about what I would replace my TP with when the time comes. If this article proves true then I'll be a happy bunny indeed.

Facebook struggling to find 'immersive' Home on Apple's iPhone

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Re: "'We've shown them what we've built"... Colosseum of Rome anyone?

"These heads live in a Silicon Valley bubble IMHO, about as real as Silicon implants."

Excellent! Lol

British games company says it owns the idea of space marines

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Re: Temporal crime

From a copy of the Encylopedia Galactica that I found after it fell through a time warp from 50 years in the future:

"Games Workshop were a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

We're not making this up: Apple trademarks the SHOP

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FAIL

and Games Workshop...

...except for the video screens and counter at the back

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