* Posts by wowfood

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Facebook bows to pressure, vows to rid itself of sexist hate speech

wowfood

Zukenburgs response

Come back to me when it's not that time of the month, in the meantime if you want the site cleaned up do it yourself, that's what women are good for isn't it?

I honestly only see one major problem with this, (not the above sentence there are lots of problems with that) there are going to be people who fail to see where the line is drawn. No longer allowed to show bruised women? What about news reports? I know the group says they only want the ones making out violence to be a joke removed, but there's bound to be somebody who shares a story of a video and makes a smart alic comment at one point of it. And that will get removed even though it shares quite a serious story.

Or the people who post pictures of themselves. I've had pictures of friends who've posted online with black eyes etc, normally because of something stupid. If new rules are passed although those pictures aren't the targets, there's bound to be somebody who interperets it that way and removes it.

Removing violence against a certain gender / race / blah is all well and good if it's done across the board, but just targetting one group will normally lead to it being... over moderated?

Microsoft tops list of software piracy nailed in UK by FAST

wowfood

Re: You mean...

Yeah, £5 to that chinese guy down the market. Thanks to him I have Windo's 8 and a copy of Office 364 and it cost me next to nothing, mwah ha ha.

wowfood
Trollface

Re: Piracy is actually HELPING to sell these products...

I'm going with the idiot manager theory.

http://search.dilbert.com/comic/Cloud%20Computing

Companies are still stuck on office 2003 because they don't want to upgrade. Solution? Tack 'cloud' onto the latest release and they fish are sure to bite.

That and I'm sure part of it is the flawed logic that if all pirates were stopped from pirating they'd buy stuff legally. That's like saying if you cut a rapists penis off he'll only have sex consensually.

I apologize now for comparing piracy to rape. As I'm sure the MPAA have made abundantly clear, piracty is far worse.

Going under the knife? Avoid Fridays. Trust us, we asked a doctor

wowfood

I would imagine

Part of that, at least in major hospitals, is due to the drunk and beligerant you get in on friday and saturday after drinking just that bit too much.

10 surgeons for 10 schedualed cases, sure not that much of a problem.

10 surgeons for 10 schedualed cases, and a nurse popping in every few mintues. "We have another stab victim" can probably put you off your game. And even if they aren't actively bothering you it must be in the back of your mind, "the moment I get out of here, I'm gonna have to stitch up some drunk guy who got in a fight with a car window"

Yahoo! ready! to! fling! $600m! at! Hulu!

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Black Helicopters

Re: The perfect target.

That or they're all collected under one roof for a big buyout from Microsoft / Google / Facebook for a discount price once Yahoo finally dies.

My money is on facebook since many of these are companies Facebook was rumoured to be interested in in the past.

Also they need a tinfoil hat avatar.

Opera debuts Chromium-luvvin' desktop browser Next 15

wowfood

So

Does this make use of Webkit as in Webkit, or Webkit as in Blink.

/

Does Blink exist anymore, or did google drop it before it picked up.

Stand by for PURPLE KETCHUP as boffins breed SUPER TOMATOES

wowfood

Re: Carrots

I swear I remember seeing some of those purple carrots on Britains best dish. Or something along those lines anyway.

I don't know what it is about me, but I just down find purple food appetizing. Except strangely purple lettuce. Although I think it's because I find green even less appetizing than purple.

Word 2 to Office 365 and beyond: The good, the bad and the Ribbon

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Facepalm

Well done, you solved all my problems because the issue was the real estate lost and not the fact that I can't find anything worth a damn in the poorly organised ribbon setup. Good for you, here have a medal.

*smh*

wowfood

Haven't tried 365 yet, don't think I will. Personally can't stand the ribbon, tried it for a few months, forced to use it at uni and now forced to use it at work but I still dislike the thing. Simply hasn't grown on me, but it seems like a marmite situation. Some people love it, others hate it.

Microsoft reveals Xbox One, the console that can read your heartbeat

wowfood

Re: Bah

Actually mid 20s.

And try living in an apartment in a holiday town. If you can aford anything bigger than a bedroom and a kitchen on a decent salary for this area then you're lucky. London rates at westcountry wages.

wowfood

Bah

I honestly couldn't give a flying rat about kinect or any of the kinect related features. I don't live in a large house, I don't have 6ft of space free to use kinect so why would I want it? (I don't even have 2ft of space to use kinect but shh)

As for the consoles look, it looks like an htpc with an xbox logo on it, which is basically what it is.

Hardware wise, still no in detail specs, but going from what devs have said elsewhere, not as powerful as PS4 although probably not by much.

Really I'm not overly impressed, but what it all comes down to is first party where, again, I prefer the Playstation. Xbox has some nice first party titles too, but there are only so many scifi fps I can play.

And in place of EADON

This console brings nothing new to the table, and if anything tries to hide the fact that it lacks anything new by drowning out the terrible console with added microsoft bloat. MS FAIL

EU boffins in plan for 'more nutritious' horsemeat ice cream

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IT Angle

I don't mind the idea of eating some of these parts. I mean look at china, the sexual organs, eyes, guts, all of it used. Hell it wasn't that long ago everything was used over ehre too. But gradually EU regulation has blocked off these animal parts from human consumption even though they made a pretty good stew. Now they're trying to reintroduce it to us? Can't they just make up their minds?

O2 brushed off outsourcing 'rumour' - but it's happening ... to THOUSANDS

wowfood

Re: eh?

I think the last point was meant to be along the lines of "The government is wasting time arguing about this shit nobody really cares about apart from the far right or far left folks. While there's plenty of stuff nationwide which does have a massive impact on us that they don't even sniff at."

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FAIL

Re: What's the purpose of O2 now anyway?

Well, they're providing jobs to people in india, so the soon to be jobless in the UK can get better tech support for their mobile phones. Isn't it obvious?

But seriously this is a terrible move by O2, one of the few things that I look for on mobile is that they have an English call centre, not to sound racist or anything, but I can't understand half the indian call desks. Sure you'll ocasionally get the guy witha good english accent, but for every one of those there are ten who only just have a loose understanding of the language and you have to fight with to get anywhere.

I'll admit getting a guy with a strong welsh or scottish accent isn't that great either, but better than indian, at least they understand you.

I'm sure it's a decision which will come to bite O2 in the rear.

Blogger better be a billionaire, says 'open access' publisher lawsuit

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Unhappy

Re: I can't wait

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

wowfood

I can't wait

To see other people sue those who review them. What's that? You think the new green lantern movie failed to meet expectations and you should avoid watching it to save your eyes? Only 2 stars? Fine we're suing you for 1 million dollars. That's what you get for reviewing our movie badly.

What? CoD Ghosts only got 8.5/10 on your site? Blasphemy! What do you mean it's teh same as the last game it's totally different. WE'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!

Man, think of the number of sony and xbox fanboys who'll wind up getting sued for saying the competition is shit.

Rogue Nokia splinter cell drops its Jolla phone A-BOMB

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Trollface

Looking at

the number of people saying they'd preorder the phone in this comment section, Jolla has already sold more units than winPhone. Nokia must be shitting themselves :P

It! Started! With! A! GIF!... Yahoo! Actually! Buys! Tumblr! for! $1bn!

wowfood

But how?

could Yahoo afford it? Weren't they in dire financial straits?

Petshop iPad fanboi charged with filming up young model's skirt

wowfood
Joke

Re: Shoes are the way forward...

Aw dammit. And I thought I'd invented the shoe camera. (Inspired by the shoe mirrors) back to the drawing board.

I wonder if we're going to see a new apple patent.

"A mobile device used to take pictures or film motion video of somebody without their permission for the purposes of sexual gratification at a later date"

Nintendo throws flaming legal barrel at YouTubing fans

wowfood

Re: The Wii U is dead

We may finally get pokmeon on the console woohoo.

Seriously I've been waiting for a 3d pokemon game with better battle mechanics (by which I mean leer / glare are useful beyond the first town, and you have access to more than 4 moves) forever.

IT bloke publishes comprehensive maps of CALL CENTRE menu HELL

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Brilliant

I can't help but remember the number of times I've called up a call center and wound up with the situation of "My option is possibly under 1 of 3 of the following. Lets try 1, nope, 2 nope, 3... great, now it's likely under one of two fo the 7 options... erm, ah 2 sounds like a good guess."

"Sorry wrong department, I'll just transfer you over"

I can't help but agree 100% that these places have terribly inefficient designs. Even when you get through you get the nromal gaff.

Name, age, phone number, post code, password, secret question, dogs mothers owners blood type. And then when they transfer you to a colleague, you have to answer it all again.

I swear that these call centres don't actually have different departments, they just use the whole "press 1 2 8 1 3 9 * 1 1 1 1" as a replacement for putting folks on hold.

Microsoft conceals job ad in Bing homepage

wowfood

Re: Fail assumptions here

I second the motion. I wish Microsoft would just make up their minds already

IE0-6 "standards? We don't need no stinkin' standards"

IE7-9 "Fine fine we've complied with your 'standards' I hope your happy, now pages don't need to be made especially to work with IE.

IE 10 "Yeah so we like your standards, but we've decided to add some of our own... What do you mean they aren't really standards if only we were involved in making them? Fuck you Im a dragon!"

It seems like Microsoft are trying to reverse the tide of what happened to them before. Originally they didn't comply with standards and did things their own way, people migrated away because all sites displayed in chrome / opera / firefox / everything but IE. Now they're standards compliant they're adding in their own stuff again so that pages made using these new IE standards work for IE but won't work elsewhere, so you're forced to use IE.

I've already experienced this problem with a few microsoft sites. Visit with IE works fine, visit with any other browser and you're met with strange 'quirks'

Google 'DOES DO EVIL', thunders British politician

wowfood

Re: An open letter

This comes down to the issue of somantics and what selling actually is.

On the governments side of the fence, selling is the act of pushing the deal, which is what google employees are being told to do. You get a customer you convince them to buy a product and then to seal the deal you forward them to your "sales department" which effectively reads the details back to the customer, and then gets them to agree to the contract.

Google are arguing that the sale is the process of closing the deal, which is what the sales department are doing.

This is one of the problems with somantics, everyone interprets them in the way that best suits them. Personally I'm in agreement with the government on this one. Even though they aren't the ones finalizing the deal, the UK workers are still attached to the sale (otherwise how would they get their bonus?)

Honestly though I'm still worried that if these 'loopholes' are fixed it'll just drive business away. Why stick around in the UK and pay our incredibly high taxes, when they can close down shop and move everything to ireland where it's cheaper for them.

I'd still argue that if / when these loopholes are fixed, a tax cut would be in order, just to encourage big business to hang around (as well as encouraging others to come back)

Sony investor wants to break up firm, re-invest in hardware biz

wowfood

Re: Vita vs Smartphone

I'm not talking in terms of I already own X so why would I buy Y, I'm talking from the point of average user A

When you are given two options, a playstation vita for £140 + memory stick and £40 per game, or a mobile phone for £200.

You do need a phone, you do not need a games console, but the phone doubles as a games console. And there are games out there that will run on the phone, and if it were givena bit of dev love I'm sure we could see some decent games on there rather than just the 99p crap. This is also why I suggested mroe synergy between vita and phones, such as giving phones some of the vita style games since they're running a similar architecture.

Likewise on the controls front. While I agree that phones lack analog sticks which is a huge negative, my suggestion was another playstation phone with modern phone hardware, the playstation phone having sub par hardwrare but having a game controller built in. Or a game controller adapter made for sony phones, which again would give access to controls.

wowfood

Re: TVs

This. I went through the exact same process, looking for a new TVthe low end stuff was absolute rubbish, and there were about four different low end models of each size. High end was the same story, several different X models.

In the end I settled on the Sony KDLWE5 good price point and great quality. The same goes for their laptops. Lots of high end way out of budget, and even their low end is very overpriced for what you're getting.

wowfood

Re: Vita vs Smartphone

But on the other hand, why would you buy a vita when you get the same hardware for the same price on a phone... and it's a phone?

wowfood
Meh

Pound for Pound

Sony used to be the big hitter in the industy, when you wanted to buy a TV or an MP3 player, a radio or a CD player, a laptop. There was always a large amount of choice out there you had Sony as the high quality grand dady in whatever it touched, and then you had a load of cheaper alternatives which were clearly less sufficient when it came to quality. But the times have changed.

We've gotten to a point where the quality gap between the top of the line, and the mid range isn't so big that it's worth an extra 40% on top of the price. Why buy the sony laptop for £1000 when the mac is the same price and another similar dell *shudder* laptop has similar specs for half the price?

Why spend £600 on a sony phone when you can spend £500 on the new samsung S4?

Sony need to work out which markets it's still wanted in and back out of the rest. In my mind Sony has always been good at the audio visual side of things. Keep TV, music, mp3 and phones, but they need to back out of dying markets like laptops and tablets. Right now it just isn't worth their investment.

I'd also argue that they need to focus their product range more. We don't need 10 different top of the range TVs, we only need one or two of each size category. If they cut down the number of modesl they coudl focus production on the fewer different configurations, save money, lower the price of their sets and in turn get a higher turnover.

The same goes with mobile and camears.

As an additional point, sony is in a unique situation with the products it makes. They could potentially create a large amount of synergy across their platforms. Playstation console linked to playstation mobiles which can beused to control Playstation TVs which can seemlessly link with Playstation Cameras. (okay they wouldn't all be branded playstation but still)

Sonys playstation phone was actually a neat little venture ,but it failed because it was overpriced and underspecced. If they made another attempt of it, or hell. If they released a 'playstation store' app where people could code for android or windows phone using their architecture, they could release a new playstation phone with better spec / lower price. Or even a decent controller adapter for their sony line of phones. Give up on Vita after this generation and focus on mobile gaming.

I mean hell, who's going to spend £200 on a Vita, when they can get a decent smartphone for the same price, and the games cost a fraction of the amount.

In summary

Scrap PCs Laptops and tablets.

Streamline the range of products offered

Synergise TVs with mobiles and the playstation console

Make another attempt at the playstation phone, but this time with decent specs and pricepoint OR release a phone <>game controller adapater.

Hemp used to make graphene-like supercapacitors

wowfood

Re: Hemp!

Hemp is like the swiss army knife of plants

clothes, rope, paper, health food, drugs, supercapacitors. It's probably one of the best crops you can get... Yet still illegal due to it being a 'drug'

Apple: ebook price fixing? Nooo, nothing to do with us, no siree

wowfood

Re: 'Cost' for an e-book

Agreed on this point. Especially when it comes to the larger books, the ones with several hundered pages.

The larger the book generally the bigger the savings when sold as an ebook. But seeing a book being sold for £30, and then the ebook for £50 (yes I have seen this on amazon before) you have to wonder what they're thinking.

Only the one-off costs of the author, illustrator and picture rights

Also I think what the guy meant here by one off costs was one off cost per book. Each book sold has a fixed price which is basically royalties, and of course server costs.

On the other hand a paper book you have manufacturing, quality control, transport, brick and mortar stores rent, storage space etc etc.

In comparison to a paperback, and ebook is pure profit. (excluding royalty payments and getting the initial electronic file to market)

EU wants the Swiss and pals to cough up IT giants' hidden bank info

wowfood
Flame

I say this every time

I see one of these "We must squeeze them for more tax" things. No you don't you morons, you just need to lower our taxes so we're competative.

My hometown, and many towns accross the Uk are slowly turning to barron wastelands in part because of the whole web shopping setup, but also because the rates in some towns are too damn high.

This is the current cycle on the small side of things

Business opens, makes profit,

Government sets business rates higher

landlords put building rent higher

business no longer profitable closes down / moves elsewhere.

Town is left desolate.

landlords up rent elsewhere to make up for the lost profits so on so forth.

The same is true of public transport, supermarkets, and of cousre international businesses. The only difference with internationals is that they can shuffle things about and avoid paying the absurd taxes we charge. Just closing these loopholes won't solve anything because business will just move elsewhere, even global standards won't be adhered to by all locations.

As well as closing the loopholes we need to lower the taxes businesses pay to make them want to stay, this would lead to big business stayiing and paying their taxes, more smaller businesses opening and staying open, which will in turn pay tax. These companies will hire more emplouees because they can afford to and these employees will in turn pay tax. This is trickle down economics not the bullshit the government is pushing forwards.

I'd also love to see rent control on storefronts if it doesn't exist already, because really brick and mortar stores do need help and they just aren't getting it.

Oi, Google! Stop LIBELLING us Germans, fix your autocomplete

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Childcatcher

Didn't aus have this a while back?

Something to do with a guy searching his name and coming up with news articles about a sex offender (with the same name) or something of that ilk.

-edit-

Here it is

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/02/google_defames_australian/

and a more recent case here

http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/australian-surgeon-sues-google-over-bankrupt-autocomplete-20130122-2d480.html

Microsoft: Next WinPhone 8 update to arrive this summer

wowfood

Re: Microsoft - Enter These Holy Commands

I was actually going to joke how the new windows phone update was going to bring back the start menu, but I don't think I'll bother now.

Microsoft: YES! You can have your desktop back again for FREE!

wowfood
Meh

On a more serious note

compared to my last topic. I think windows 8 could have been a 'potential' success... if they hadn't forced Metro down our throats.

Sure enforce it on tablets and phones, but give people a solid choice on the desktop and eventually they might migrate over. The interface works on a tablet and a phone, but it just doesn't work with a mouse.

It's a silly mistake which has cost them in the long run. Heck, most of my friends who have bought new laptops have wound up calling me asking for help downgrading back to windows 7 (ripped the key from their old laptop) I wound up buying a blank laptop and installing Mint (my first linux OS) to avoid windows 8. Of all the people I work with, 1 has a windows 8 machine, and it's a surface.

Even with windows 8.1 most people who held out are going to look at windows and go "Wiindows 8? That had that dodgy metro thing" and steer well clear, even if metro is now optional they'll steer well clear.

Microsoft really dropped the ball on this, at least in my opinion. It was one of those things that had the potential to be great, but rather than keeping the doors wide open the stuck a skunk slap bang in the middle of the doorway. You can get rid of the skunk but that smell is still going to linger for some time.

wowfood

This is in line with Redmond's previous policy in which users have been charged only for an entirely new iteration of the Windows OS, not for service packs and updates to existing versions.

Like how we got a free upgrade from Vista to 7 (or 6.1) or the free upgrade to windows 8? (effectively windows 6.2)

Can't wait for the free upgrade to windows 9 to come out when they release another carbon copy OS with a few performance tweaks they they held back just to turn a profit.

Android is a mess and needs sprucing up, admits chief

wowfood

Re: Not too messy....

It'd be nice if andorid did an annual cleanup of their app store too. Y'know, any apps which are over X months old which have a 2 star rating or below gets removed from the store (informing the developer of course) that would definately help weed out some of the chaff

Unless google do something similar already, i don't really pay much attention.

wowfood
Facepalm

Re: I'm waiting for..

That should have been stops being, not becomes. Stupid tired brain

wowfood

Re: I'm waiting for..

If a phone becomes cool because other people are buying them, you should totally buy a windows phone.

wowfood
Joke

I'm just waiting

For windows phones to refuse calls from mobiles running android or ios. It would follow their ususal modus operandi.

Apple asked me for my BANK statements, says outraged reader

wowfood

Re: Private companies DO do this

I'd hardly call iPhones cheap, but I see where you're coming from.

Amazon launches own currency

wowfood

Re: Monopoly characters

only if I can be the thimble.

El Reg drills into Office 365: What's under the hood?

wowfood
Trollface

wait wait wait

more like TIFKAM (the interface formerly known as Metro), or Modern User as it is now called, than ever before. This is a major upgrade in usability and administer ability.

More TIFKAM like interface, and an upgrade in usablility? Isn't that an oxymoron right there?

Brits' phone tracking, web history touted to cops: The TRUTH

wowfood

Re: This is all entirely legal ?

it's probably hidden in the fine print that the contract folks don't give you time to read.

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Trollface

Re: Its not very anonymous is it..

Not yet it isn't, you can still fight this out in court. Just remember to put the lawyers down on expenses.

Penguins in spa-a-a-ce! ISS dumps Windows for Linux on laptops

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Trollface

Re: 140 laptops on board?

We're talking about actual space station operations here, not recreational computers for the crew to play

Maybe that's why they're moving to linux. No games for the crew to waste time playing :P

Charity chief: Get with it, gov - kids shouldn't have to write by hand

wowfood

Re: Write or rong?

I had a similar problem, my eyesight is terrible which hampered my handwriting (doctor level handwriting) took me twice as long to write things as everybody else, hence why I did things on the computer.

On the one hand I think that giving exams in pen and paper is a good thing, for those with good handwriting it's an optimal choice, but at the same time those who aren't good with forms and paperwork and writing should be given the option of using computers

I'm actually terrible at filling in paperwork too, if it's on a piece of paper in front of me it's like it's gibberish, I have to read and re-read several times, moment it's on a computer screen though it's easy as pie. I actually took to scanning in forms I needed to fill out, and adding text areas so I could fill them in on the computer purely so I can delete and edit bits where I make mistakes. Used to be I had to ask for several copies of forms for when I made mistakes.

Back to original point on this. I think it'd be nice having digital as an option for students, so they can do things in a way that suits their personal abilities rather than the status quo. Otherwise we'll wind up having the computer illiterate failing for the same reasons the handwrighting illiterate failed.

Apple wins documents fight with Google in Samsung case

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Ban Samsung sales in the US? Sorry, Apple: Tech titans say 'No'

wowfood
FAIL

Re: Agreed.

I'm inclined to agree about the whole "ui takes a long time to design blah blah blah"

It really doesn't in a lot of cases. Here's an example of apples UI design.

A lot of ions, on a single page, you click an icon and an ap opens, you can have multiple pages to hold these multiple aps. Y'know what else ahs this? Windows, linux, solaris etc etc, y'know since they all have desktop icons which can be grid aligned, and a few of them even allow for multiple desktops you can flip through.

How about bounce back? Because that's so new, it's not like they didn't have this in several RPGs from the late 90s, and possibly other RPGs even earlier.

Rounded corners? Please.

If apple actually came up with something original in their UI design I'd be happy to agree that 'yeah that's innovation right there' but so far they haven't, all they've done is taken a load of existing ideas and then put "For a mobile device" on the existing patent text.

Hell half of these 'ideas' aren't even patent worthy, some should be trademarked, others should be copywritten, but none should be patentable.

What apple is effectively patenting is the ability to paint your car blue, and to have gul wing doors. It's nothing new, but because they patented it, nobody else can do it.

Honestly the whole 'software / design patent' mess in the USA needs to be sorted. I'd rather see more inovation than litigation.

Why are scribes crying just 'cos Google copied their books? asks judge

wowfood
Facepalm

Re: Seems counterproductive...

There are so many books I bought / borrowed from the library at uni which I never would have known about had google not indexed them.

On the one hand I can understand the whole "Wah they copied us" mentality, as far as these entities are concerned any digital media they don't make profit from must be hurting profits, rather than driving people to buy something the never normally would.

Honestly if I were the author / publisher of the book, rather than being greedy and trying to bag $750 per book, I'd instead try to coerce google into sorting out a deal whereby their book is put into a google book store, and is purchasable, with a prominent "Buy digital edition" link somewhere on the page. And I say this simply because a lot of the books I'd have liked to buy are no longer in print, which is another reason why I get annoyed when these people complain.

"Wah they're cutting into our profits"

"You don't sell this book anymore..."

"... so? You're still sharing it in a way that doesn't make us money!"

"You aren't making money anyway!"

"... could if we wanted to"

*facepalm*

Stroke my sexy see-through backside, says Jobs from BEYOND THE GRAVE

wowfood

Re: Prior art

Not to mentio nall the headphones I have owned which have an invisible volume control which lights up when you swipe it.

New Zealand to bar software patents, again

wowfood

Well

Come on USA, time to take initiative and steal this law from NZ, you know you want to.

Think of the amount of time and energy saved, think of the amount of headlines newspapers will no longer have to repeat print.