* Posts by wowfood

1232 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Apr 2012

Pussy galore: Bubble-bath webcam spy outrage

wowfood

Re: you don't want to cam your kids

Might be useful to help with bullying though. Video evidence of the big bully billy beating britanny black and blue because her braids brushed his bacon bap.

Apple: If you find us guilty in ebook price-fix trial, EVERYONE suffers

wowfood

So

Where its the government taking them to court, how many times can Apple appeal the decision?

Anons: We milked Norks dry of missile secrets, now we'll spaff it online

wowfood

Re: Finally

I heard they built their missiles using a fairy liquid bottle, some sticky back plastic, and an old cereal box.

Pirate Bay founder Warg jailed for two years for hacking and fraud

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Mushroom

US will probably want him extradited from Denmark after they're done with him to face charges over copyright abuse.

Broke into a bank and some other site and shared lots of details? 2 years! Ignored somebodies copyright? 20 YEARS IN GUANTANIMO!

Offensive, iconoclastic internet trolls will not be prosecuted, says DPP

wowfood

Re: Does this mean ...

I find the fact you refered to one of those groups as "brown people" highly offensive.

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Trollface

Re: But, but...

Boo freakin' who, go suck an egg and then go cry to your mother whom I slept with last night. And she liked it

Can Microsoft's U-turn stop the Xbox 360 becoming another XP?

wowfood

I've settled on PS4

Microsoft are acting far too much like pancakes with the current console

You always need to be online

No you don't

Yes you do

No you don't

Okay you have to connect once every 24 hours, and when you first install the game

No you don't

????

Same sequence of events elsewhere. PS4 may cut out a few features a few years down the line, but at least I know what's coming now.

That and I'm not paying an extra £80 for a peripheral I have no intention of using.

And lets face it, by the end of things, the two consoles have very similar hardware specs, with sony edging in front, very similar price points (if you buy move with your ps4) and pretty much the same architecture.

If memory serves me from the devs I spoke to, generally for multiplatform games they design / test their games / engines with the console which was either first / most powerful / easiest to code for.

However there's almost no difference between the two, PS4 edging ahead in power, ease of coding I can't comment but they're the same architecture so I'd imagine they're on similar ground here, and which one launches first which again, we don't have a definitive date for ps4. Q4 vs November, so who knows.

Basically what I'm getting at is there's going to be little to no difference on third party games, and I imagine outside of existing licenses there will be fewer third party devs making exclusives since there's almost no benefit anymore (with different architectures it's easier to make a better game for a single platform, when they're all the same the only real reason is if the first party is paying you for it)

The second deciding factor, online is also pretty level now. PS4 is a little cheaper, but we don't know what the quality will be like vs xOne.

They both have a 3d camera peripheral with motion detection. Microsoft forces you to have it, sony doesn't. So if you want this that could be a deciding factor for you

And of course the final point, first party titles. Which cnosole has the first party stuff you want to get the most? For me it's PS4, I love the look of beyond two souls, and kingdom hearts 3 (one of my fave game series) are PS4 exclusive, hence why it wins for me.

Personally I don't get the whole fanboy arguement of "your console is shit, mines better" then again I'll happily admit I'm a bit of a sony enthusiast, I use that word to differentiate between fanboys since the fanboys tend to rant and rave about how they're so much better.

Summary note, third party titles will be pretty much identical per system, ps3 is cheaper and a bit more powerful, but the same price when you include the camera, buy the console with the first party titles you want the most, perhaps the console most of your friends are buying so you can share games since, y'know, you can now.

Also sorry if this rambles from point to point, people keep talking to me.

wowfood

No, it's just failception.

Google's JavaScript challenger gains better tools, performance

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Boffin

Re: 3.6 x Smaller?

I imagine it's along the lines of this.

Original compliation formed 100 lines. New compilation forms 28 lines, 100 / 3.6 is 28, so it's 3.6x smaller.

That Microsoft-Nokia merger you've been predicting? It's no go

wowfood

Re: HTC on the radar?

If they bought Nokia it would be for its patent pool. That's really the only thing they'd want from them. I also imagine that's what broke down negotiations. Microsoft tried to by Nokia for a face valuation based on its current operations, and Nokia wanted that + extra for the patent pool.

I imagine that in al likelyhood if Nokia were to sell up the first thing they'd do is start to auction off packages of their patents to other companies since that could generate a hefty profit should they need it. I can quite easily see a bidding war erupt between google samsung and apple over a large number of Nokia patents.

I'm actually surprised Google haven't done more with motorola.

I, for one, welcome our GIANT TITANIUM INSECT OVERLORDS

wowfood

Genuine question.

it brings together two key areas of science - manufacturing and entomology,”

Isn't that one area of science and one area of engineering?

Washout 2012 summer, melty Greenland 'nothing to do with Arctic ice or warm oceans'

wowfood

Re: Overpopulation

Yes I would Kent.

BBC-featured call centre slapped with hefty fine for unwanted calls

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Reminds me of Steve from Microsoft. Steve kept calling us and eventually I was the one who got the phone. His opening was actually a pretty good american accent, until he said Steve in a distinctive indian tone. I just kept him on the phone until he gave up on his american accent completely, it proved to be a few minutes of entertainment.

If you have nothing better to do, just keep them talking as long as possible, it can be quite entertaining.

The Reg's best-looking reader reveals list of jobs for the beautiful

wowfood

Re: I ain't Spartacus WTF....?

Become a lawyer.

wowfood

Re: Eadon?

If it was, I hope he didn't visit my profile.

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Joke

Re: You don't know what it's like......

And on the other hand the guys in IT were thinking. "This is the fifth time we've had to fix a PC she's used this month, what the hell is that daft blond doing?"

Sexy models clash at big bash over catty tweets: Yup, it's HTC v Samsung

wowfood

Re: You could have warned us that this story contained "Winner" - I have a delicate constitution!

Bring out the jelly!

YES, Xbox One DOES need internet, DOES restrict game trading

wowfood

I don't see why

the whole "ermahgerd it don't suppert legacy" thing is such a big deal. Up until ps2, no console supported legacy.

Can I play my nes games on my snes? nope, snes on my n64? nope, n64 on lamecube? nope. I honestly don't mind the whole lack of legacy thing and it's not really a deal breaker for me.

I mean lets face it, most legacy games are only played for the purpose of nostalgia (I still play ff7 every now and then) or because the new console doesn't have enough games yet.

As for the 'no used games' bit, that irks me slightly but at the same time I think it might actually be better for consumers. In the last few years we've had games that come with DLC, whether it be online mode, multiplayer mode, or key parts to the game itself (robin in arkham city) those DLC are being sold between £15 and £12.99 and yet you're still getting stores like GAME selling these games pre-owned for about £2 less then the game would be brand new, and people are buying it while losing out on the DLC so are technically paying more if they want the full game.

Now if the pre-owned market wasn't such a rip off it wouldn't be quite so bad. (I walked out of GAME with a large stack of games once, 7 games and they offered me £2.50 for them, most of these games were on sale pre-owned for £20 each) but as it is right now, I'm almost in support of blocking off pre-owned games.

Besides, if microsoft block pre-owned but sony don't, all that'll happen is these companies will continue to put in built in DLC for £10 or however much, and then customers will be ripped off even worse with the pre-owned section. End result is (hopefully) people realize that pre-owned is not the way to go anymore and they buy new anyway.

As a final note, kinda bored of all the comparisons of used games to used cars. You buy a games console and that's it, you have th console and the games and the car companies have their money. You buy a used car, you still (with a lot of them) need to buy tha tspecial toyota crank shaft which is the only one that fits your car without modifications. Used cars still make money for the manufacturer, used games do not. Y'know unless you buy a lot of DLC

wowfood

Re: Welp

I wrote a report at uni on the quality of graphcis vs gameplay. The general thesis of it was along the following lines.

Year 0, 8 bit games had extremely limited graphics and sound capabilities, the only way to sell a game was to focus almost entirely on the gameplay aspect. Some of the best of this genre were the text based games as they had no graphical foucs.

Year 1. Poor quality graphics and audio focus is still on gmeplay over graphics.

*fast forward*

Modern games (PS generation) graphics are now a key score on reviews matching gameplay. The developers started to focus on graphics more, but there was still a rather low ceiling on what could be done, so this was probably a fairly golden transition phase. Good graphics and a focus on gameplay.

PS2 generation, the graphical roof was raised and gameplay was focused on less and less, graphics continued to get more and more focus in reviews.

PS3 generation, pretty much no ceiling anymore, and a flood of FPS clones since the gameplay already exists without any additional effort.

There are of course games out there which have a focus on graphics and gameplay. But more often than not the gameplay is tacked on to make use of graphics and physics features, rather than graphics and physics features being designed to make the gameplay stand out.

So, who ought to be the next Doctor Who? It's up to YOU...

wowfood
Go

Re: Watch the trend...

So what you're saying is the next doctor should be Justin Bieber? And he should be shot repeatedly by each of Doctor Whos enemies while simultaniously being kicked in the groin?

wowfood

It'd be nice

If they did a 2 round voting system on this, I mean with the number of candidates there will be many who'll likely only get one or two votes, (normally from the guy who proposed them)

I'd say unless there's a clear winner, as per elections, a second ballot is held with only the top few candidates from the previous round. That or somebody at El Reg could program a new voting system so that people can select a second choice candidate.

Apple pulls back the iRon curtain to register iWatch trademark in Russia

wowfood

Would be good if the iWatch wasn't a watch at all, bu a portale blu-ray player.

Al Gore: Stop using the atmosphere as 'an open sewer

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Trollface

Wow

He sounds super cereal. If we don't stop the climate change and stop polluting the atmosphere then ManBearPig will take over the earth.

Network Rail axes hundreds of tech suppliers

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Trollface

£350 million

So what they're saying is they're paying them by giving each of the managers free rail travel for the year.

Gourmet chemists sniff out ultimate cheese on toast

wowfood

Re: Ain't no poet neither

I'd consider most of these limericks more than poems.

There once was a pretty young filly

to impress without looking too silly

I said, not to boast

I make great cheese on toast

Would you like a mouthfull of my... Piccalilli.

wowfood

Re: @James Pickett

It depends, if you're a zuke it goes on top, if you're a Yook it goes on top, if you're a Zook it goes on bottom, those filthy uncultured zooks.

All major UK ISPs prepping network-level porn 'n' violence filters

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Go

Makes me glad that, the first thing I did for out router was change the DNS. Although I forget which DNS I changed us to, any recommendations out there other than OpenDNS? (I think I set us up on OpenDNS)

It's a fiddle! Funnyman's Irish tax flashmob floods Apple flagship store

wowfood

Re: Well-intentioned but ...

I'm glad you put "Compared to wholesale prices" in there. My first thought was "Apple and Low Price? Isn't that an oxymoron?" until I read that.

BSkyB-owned BE slams into traffic pile-up over 'unlimited' broadband lie

wowfood

Compared to others

The BE unlimited policy is pretty darn fair. And it's not like they're the only company who advertises unlimited + fair use policy.

I'd rather see the ASA ban advertising "unlimited" altogether and force ISPs to advertise honestly, such as Uncapped broadband, or to reveal their traffic shaping policies if they have any.

Mind control hat makes quadcopter do what brain says

wowfood

Brain controlled Arms, brain controlled Helicopters, what next? Brain controlled lawyers.

Penguin chief: Apple's ebook plan 'dramatically changed' market

wowfood

I've said it before, I think when it comes to digital media the agency model is quite possibly the best approach so far as a fair deal to the publisher and the storefront. However I still wish that this agency model took the steps to deliver the ebook items at below cost, while giving the 'agency' the option to lower their cut, and pass that amount on as savings to the end user. That way although every seller might ship the book at £10, making £7 for themselves, the storefront can choose to sell it at below that value down to £7.

Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

wowfood

Noel Fielding

The guy would make a damn fine Doctor if you ask me.

Obama: Just call me Billygoat Gruff the Third, patent trolls

wowfood

Re: It occurs to me...

Crowdsourcing is good, but make sure you work in the words "the cloud" in there somewhere. Something along the lines of

Making use of a virtual storage location to facilitate crowdsourcing via a web3.0 interface in order to validate new patents which will be accessible via a repository in the cloud.

With that many buzzwords, people will throw money at you for your idea, even if it makes no sense at all.

Intel: Haswell is biggest 'generational leap' we have EVER DONE

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Facepalm

Re: Double the power of existing Intel graphics

So DirectX / openGL are the problem and not Intels hardware, insptie of the fact that both run fine on nVidia graphics chips, including those baked onto ARM, likewise with AMDs graphics solution that runs standalone, and is also baked onto AMD chips, and works better than intel.

Nope everything else working well is clearly no evidence at all, must be the APIs instead.

Jobs' 'incredibly stupid' prattlings prove ebook price-fix plot, claim Feds

wowfood

Re: Costs

But at the same time those costs are normally in a single one off starting fee to buy the rights, normally a couple hundered, maybe a few thousand for more established authors, in the case of authors not established at all they actually pay the publisher. And after that all payments are royalty based, normally a fraction of the cost of the retail price, pennies per book / cd.

And generally the author is only paid up front if it's for a series of books.

So the fact that the author is still taking a cust is really a very minor one. (about 10% before tax I think I read, and I imagine that 10% is on the profit, not on the actual cost of the book itself, so a $7.99 book isn't 79c profit, it's probably closer to 29c)

The final costs are still very much in warehouse, distribution and production. Of course there are the added fees of proofreading etc, but more and more of this is being done electronically, and then fixed in later versions by hand as fans et al point out spelling mistakes.

With ebooks it suddenly became even easier to address these problems.

Unemployed? Ugly? Ugh, no thanks, says fitties-only job website

wowfood

Re: Ha

Actually bringing that up reminds me of a news story I read many moons ago, probably a daily fail thing I can't remember.

Basically it was a guy getting into trouble because he advertised that he only wanted English people to work in his resteraunt. His arguement was that the polish store down the road only hired polish people, and he was just saving foreigners from wasting their time applying for a job they wouldn't get.

Mind you it was a few years back. Probably one of the PC gone wrong complaints. Or some facet being missed deliberately if it was in the DF.

wowfood

Re: Y'know what'd be great

What if you're hiring a doctor? Wouldn't ugly handwriting be a prerequisite?

wowfood

Y'know what'd be great

If they did interviews in a similar way to "The Voice".

First round get qualifications only so you can offer round two interviews to those qualified.

Round two interviews have a written test,

Round three interviews, have a phone interviews with the remaining applicants.

Round four have a final in person interview with the remaining 2 or 3 candidates at once in a 'head to head' interview.

That way you couldn't really be accused (until the final round) of hiring based on looks / gender / ethnicity / religion because you don't know any of that stuff until the final round (or possibly the phone round if they have a thick accent)

Apple in Big Apple dock: iPhone goliath starts ebook price-fix trial

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Headmaster

Re: Pride comes before a fall

There not their. Perhaps if Apple et al hadn't pushed up the price of books you could have learned which was the correct spelling.

(I feel I must point out this is meant to be tongue in cheek)

Graphene QUILT: A good trampoline for elephants in stiletto heels

wowfood

Re: But why??

Live action Fantasia? I can get behind that.

How Microsoft shattered Gnome's unity with Windows 95

wowfood

Re: Perhaps a little research ?

I honestly cannot remember which distro or which application it was. The application didn't come from a package manager, and the distro didn't come with any built in way to install the application.

I had to extract the application via the command line, manually find and install the dependencies and then insatll the application. It may have been an ass about face way of doing it, there may have been a package somewhere which had a very similar / the same appliation but this was a fair time ago, and the help on the linux forums was... well there wasn't any really.

I THINK the distro was Mandriva, and it was around 2000 I tried it if I remember rightly. It put me off Linux for a few years, but now I'm using Mint perfectly happily.

wowfood

Re: So in summary..

Agreed. I consider myself to be a fair bit of a geek, but it took me almost a decade to start using linux propperly. And even now I still have windows on my main PC for games (although that may change soon, fingers crossed)

Up until the last few years Linux was almost unusable for me. Even installing basic apps I needed to go trawling through the internet to find the specific command line needed to extract the package and installl it, and then I needed to find where it was installed to and use another command to create a shortcut to it.

Now it's so much easier. Although I've migrated over to MATE on Mint, I know not a huge leap from MS guis, but baby steps right?

Lets be honest here though, Microsoft didn't hold back Linux, at least not directly, linux held back linux along with devs. First it wasn't user friendly enough, now it's fragmented as heck. Originally nothing ran on Linux aside from special linux only apps, now more and more stuff is avaliable on the web, or on linux as well as on MS software.

I'd honestly love to see a few of these extra GUIs merged back together, if only to see a more concerted effort. I'd rather see 3 interfaces which are drastically different to one another, than 7 which are all very very similar.

Of course that kinda defeats the purpose of an open infrastructure I guess.

Amazon faces its third strike in Germany

wowfood

I can't

really see why anyone is commenting on either side at the moment without facts. It's all well and good saying in England it was slave labour, or they're getting paid too little / too much. But we don't know how much they're getting paid, or what their overtime / nightshift pay is like so how can we comment on it for either side?

All I'll say is that minimum wage should be raised to a 'living wage' level so people can actually survive off what they earn. If the germans are getting below the living wage for their area then more power to them, let them barter for better basic pay and a decent bonus for overtime etc. If they're getting a living wage, then it's unskilled labour and in my view they should be happy, although they may still have a case on nightshifts / overtime if it's at a basic pay rate rather than time and a bit.

Of course this is all conjecture, so anyone here work for Amazon germany who can enlighten us to the working conditions and pay rates?

BT! dumps! Yahoo! after! 10! long! years! together!

wowfood

So as well as spending large amounts of money to bring in relatively profitless companies under the Yahoo name, they're also losing areas of their income from business, which will no doubt increase since this kind of thing is normally a rolling rock situation.

Place your bets on who's buying Yahoo!, facebook, microsoft or google.

'Nothing will convince a kid that's never worn glasses to wear them'

wowfood

Re: Why Kidz?

Not really no.

wowfood

Re: But I don't wear a watch either...

I'd buy it if it came with a build in mini taser.

Every watch needs a built in mini taser.

wowfood

Re: Why Kidz?

Google glass could be amazingly useful for folks like me, who can't put a name to a face even when it's their own family.

Google glass facial recognition. Looking at... "Barney".

Would make life so much easier / so much less complicated.

wowfood
Mushroom

Re: Glasses.

As a man who wears glasses here are the three things I cannot stand when it comes to glasses.

1: Douchebag hipsters wearing thick frames because it makes them look 'cool' apparently, no you look like a douche

2: Douchbag twats who wear a pair of shades on their forehead / over the top of their caps because it makes them look cool. Once again no, you look like a douche.

3: The price. Why oh why do they cost so freakin' much. Go down town, see a pair you like which are hipster made and they're like, £10. Go to specsavers and you're looking at £125 for anything that doesn't look like it was made for a grandad. And that's before extras like reactions or ultrathin.

Short version. Glasses for those who need them are too expensive, and if you get them when you don't need them you're just a douchebag.

UN report says killer bots could fight WAR WITHOUT END

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Black Helicopters

Re: Icon, for obvious reasons

Skynet?

I thought they were developing the sentinal program. First they'll build sentinals to fight their wars for them, and then they'll build master mold to build the sentinals, and control them on their behalf.

That is when the world is truely doomed.

Facebook bows to pressure, vows to rid itself of sexist hate speech

wowfood

Re: Zukenburgs response

By something stupid to the above, I mean a friend of mine who punched herself in the face while she was asleep.