* Posts by Fink-Nottle

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El Reg is looking for a new London sub-editor

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Etymology

A knowledge of insects always comes in handy ...

Google Nest slurps your life into the Matrix? The TRUTH

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"a Mercedes Benz which notices when you're driving home"

I have a Nest, and it's certainly an improvement on the old thermostat which was not family friendly in the least. However, I don't think I'd be able to convince 'her inside' that we need a £30,000 update to the thermostat ...

Backup bods Acronis extend disk-imaging support to Macs at last

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Re: Fifty quid?

Not only do you have the initial purchase price, but if Acronis follows the same pricing model as Parallels, there'll be a hefty upgrade fee with every OS X point release.

Higgs boson even more likely to actually be Higgs boson - boffins

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"the team from the CMS Collaboration, which includes boffins from Imperial College London, Ecole Polytechnique in Paris and the University of Wisconsin, fired protons at each other in a six metre diameter solenoid"

It'd be a tight squeeze, but it sounds like they had fun.

Did they use modified paintball guns?

Titan sprouts 'Magic Island', say astroboffins

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Fjords are difficult to get right ... they do give a planet a baroque feel, but it's easy to overdo 'em.

Finding the formula for the travelling salesman problem

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Re: The key..

> experience and insight on the part of the dispatcher

Sadly, such old-fashioned industrial 'craft' often isn't valued.

What never fails to blow my mind are those old-time analog gadgets that solve computationally hard problems. I've used a planimiter to 'automagically' find the area of irregular solids, and there's the classic example of the soap bubble Steiner tree.

http://highscalability.com/blog/2012/6/13/why-my-soap-film-is-better-than-your-hadoop-cluster.html

Tom Hanks NICKED my COPYRIGHTED PIC, claims Brit photog

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Re: Humbug

> You may not like it but the Army Act 1955 was superseded by the Armed Forces Act 2006 which has no such provision.

I apologise for my initial comment.

You are indeed correct. Since the repeal of the Army Act 1955 anyone is free to wear their relative's medals.

> It is highly unlikely that an organisation such as The Royal British Legion would actively promote breaking the law by encouraging you to wear a relatives decorations. I suspect that the authority to allow a person to wear another’s medals has been delegated to the Royal British Legion.

I believe the BL rules to be consistent with the special case of posthumous medal presented to next-of-kin. I suggest that the British Legion FAQ supports this reading.

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Re: Humbug

>But it does conform with the letter of the law. It is not breaking any act of Parliament or any local ordinance.

You may not like it, but the law is unequivocal. Wearing a decoration without authority contravenes 197(1)(a) of the Army Act of 1955.

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Re: Humbug

> Aren't you a joyous individual. The man is proudly displaying and honouring his father's achievements and heroism. Not passing off as your sick suggestion would make him out to be.

I did not imply that he was passing off his father's medals as his own. I am aware of the custom of wearing a family member's medals on the right breast on Remembrance Day and, as a number of commentards have pointed out, provision for this is made in the Ceremonial Rules of the Royal British Legion. Nevertheless, although the practice is generally accepted I believe it is not officially sanctioned.

The point of my previous post was that an analogy can be drawn:

It's unlikely the photographer would be aware that wearing his dad's medals does not conform with the letter of the law. Similarly, it is unlikely that Tom Hanks (or more likely a staffer) was aware that posting the image would fall foul of copyright law.

Also, just as wearing his father's medals is not an attempt by the photographer to claim them as his own, it is equally improbable that Tom Hanks intended to pass off the images as his own.

As the OP noted, this is more than likely a case of 'casual ignorance'; to claim that attribution has been stolen is unnecessary hyperbole.

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Humbug

I note that Tim Martingdale stated on his website that he'd be wearing his dad's medals on Remembrance Sunday.

The official position is that you should not wear medals other than your own.

I suppose the moral niceties of attribution and rights only apply to your own works when you're a commercial photographer.

DINOSAUR BLOOD: JUST RIGHT, as Goldilocks might say, if drinking it

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Black Helicopters

> We live in a false paradigm reality bounded by faux science, fake history, filtered news and financed by a fiat currency.

Seems like everything I've ever read, seen or heard until now has been false.

I am so fortunate that some random guy on the internet has told me the truth.

So, what exactly defines a 'boffin'? Speak your brains...

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A boffin kno why attoms whizz.

Whoops! Google's D-Day Doodle honors ... Japan

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Re: YAAC

> Whilst it is easy to point and laugh at Hollywood's take on history, it should in no way be used to belittle the actual sacrifices of the US servicemen (and women) on D-Day.

There's a fair amount of mythology surrounding the US contribution to D Day too.

Freeview's rumoured '£100m YouView killer' is real – and it's yet another digital TV thing

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21st century solution

Why does the BBC et al bother paying for distribution? All public broadcasters need to do is put content on a crappy server in a basement somewhere. Within 24 hours, high quality pirated copies of the programs will be available worldwide, at no cost to the broadcaster.

Evidence of ancient WORLD SMASHER planet Theia - FOUND ON MOON

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Planetisimal?

"The Moon was probably formed by a catastrophic collision of the proto-Earth with a planetesimal named Theia."

I think the word the boffin was searching for was protoplanet.

My understanding of the term planetisimal is that it describes the smallest possible aggregation of matter that can be called a planet - usually defined as that size where gravitational attraction overtakes brownian motion in the accretion process.

It's improbable that a teeny, tiny planetisimal was responsible for moon formation. On the other hand, a massive protoplanet could deliver a decent sized whack to the early earth.

Android is a BURNING 'hellstew' of malware, cackles Apple's Cook

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Re: Tired

> Its a developers conference, for developers! Not a product launch, not a public announcement.

Absolute drivel. WWDC has regularly been used to announce hardware since the Xserv in 2002.

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Re: Adam & Eve left their garden

> And the origin of all of Adam and Eve's problems? An Apple.

'Fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil' sounds more like a Google product to me.

Google's Nexus devices get stealth Android update

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Re: As it stands, KitKat is only running on 8.5 per cent of all Android devices in use

I wonder, Tim, what percentage of the group of devices that support KitKat don't have it installed?

What data recovery software would you suggest?

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Hard Copy

Backup & Recovery is a good read on the subject - as is the author's website.

The hoarder's dilemma: 'Why can't I throw anything away?'

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Lost Youth

My S.O. decided to tidy up the junk room. While I was glad to see the back of most of the 'puter related tat, unfortunately she binned my prized HP25C calculator - complete with original packaging and manuals.

The 25C was my last tangible link to the bright young lad I once was. I worked the summer break between school and uni to afford it and it served me faithfully through my student years. It had great looks and a fantastic tactile keyboard. It would hang from my belt in it's little pouch like a wild west gunslinger's shootin' iron and I quite prided myself on my ability to rattle off a calculation at the drop of a hat.

It's sad to loose a part of my youth, but there's a lesson to be learned. Look after the things that are dear to you, coz no one else will ...

Apple: Scrubbing may not yet have cleansed iThings of BLOOD

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Re: Is this an iDagger I see before me?

Beware, Mac duff.

Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the worst

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> How will it pay the toll over the Severn Bridge?

Trick question.

Everyone knows a journey to Wales in a Google car would be impossible. Welsh place names have too many characters to be input by touch screen and are impossible to decipher using speech recognition.

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Look on the bright side ...

... no more Jeremy Clarkson on the TV!!!

It's Google's no-wheel car. OMG... there aren't any BRAKES

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Re: Bar Transport

> I've never understood why old people drive so slow.

Driving slow is the way people reach old age.

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Re: Safety system.....from Google,,, I don't think so.

> I have some FOOLS GOLD selling,,,are you interested.

That kinda begs the question, why do you have all that FOOL'S GOLD in the first place?

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> So what happens when the teenagers figure if they step in front of this it will stop.

Pedestrian collision avoidance will be a feature of 'ordinary' cars long before Google's autonomous cars are a thang.

Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)

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A safe way to perform Quake style rocket jumps in real life.

French teen fined for illegal drone flight

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Re: Stupid bureaucrats

> "In this article ‘a small unmanned surveillance aircraft’ means a small unmanned aircraft which is equipped to undertake any form of surveillance or data acquisition."

> This aircraft is clearly covered.

We'lI have to agree to disagree, because I don't think it's clear at all. A camera is necessary but not sufficient to equip an aircraft for surveillance. However, if Knowles was 'done' under the 50m rule then clearly the judge was of the opinion that S167 applied.

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Re: Stupid bureaucrats

> It would be the same here; such a flight would be contrary to the Air Navigation Order.

That's not entirely true. In the Nancy case the teenage apparently lacked proper training and air authority permission to fly in an urban space. The Air Navigation Order merely states that "The person in charge of a small unmanned aircraft may only fly the aircraft if reasonably satisfied that the flight can safely be made."

There are more restrictive ANO rules that apply to unmanned surveillance aircraft, but using a camera to record the flight of a small unmanned aircraft does not equate to surveillance - a distinct activity carried out "for the purpose of influencing, managing, directing, or protecting" people or property.

(In Mr Knowles' case, his model aeroplane strayed into a no-fly zone over a BAE facility which is entirely different kettle of three-eyed fish. )

US skywatchers get Earth's first peek at new meteor shower

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Re: Vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas

> Nope. The cake is a lie.

O vanitas vanitatum, which of us is happy in his life?

Which of us has our desire, or having it, is gratified?

Space hackers prepare to reactivate antiquated spacecraft

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Re: Our most famous spacecraft

After LOHAN, the "most famous" plaudits probably go to the ISS, Mir, the Shuttle, ...

FTFY

E-cigarettes help you quit – but may not keep you alive

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Re: Nike

> My missus would say it is the best thing that I have done in years ;-)

I was a lifelong twenty-a-day smoker. I tried on numerous occasions to quit, but always failed. Five years ago my partner, who had never smoked a cigarette in her life, was diagnosed with lung cancer.

I went cold turkey on the same day she had a lobe of her lung removed, and haven't smoked since. As you can imagine, the realisation that my habit may well have seriously - nearly fatally - harmed a loved-one was sufficient motivation to stop smoking.

After being exposed to the hard realities of lung cancer I would never consider inhaling anything for pleasure. However, for those who enjoy the smoking habit, at least ecigs reduce the second hand risk involved.

Urinating teen polluted 57 Olympic-sized swimming pools - cops

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Re: only poor people drink tap water

> Tax on the gullible

During my time working in research labs I had access to the nessecary analytical instrumentation, and I objectively tested the effectiveness of my undersink carbon filter / silica filter system to my own satisfaction. There is no doubt in my mind that removing particulates, organics, chlorine etc improves the taste and odour of tap water.

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Re: only poor people drink tap water

> In the UK, tap water is probably amongst the cleanest in the world.

Nevertheless, water quality can be improved by investing in a home filtration system.

Beam me up Scotty: Boffins to turn pure light into matter

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Light into matter, eh?

'Oh, Edmund... can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest Green?'

Achtung! Use maths to smash the German tank problem – and your rival

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Re: Nice one again

I first came across the serial number hack in Dr R. V. Jones' book 'Most Secret War' - a personal account of Britain's scientific and technological warfare during WWII and a worthwhile read.

Brits to vote: Which pressing scientific challenge should get £10m thrown at it?

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Re: Paralysis

Who does the NHS pay?

Medical suppliers.

There you go.

The Reeve foundation has some figures on the cost of living with spinal injury.

They conclude: "By developing therapies for those who are already spinal cord injured and preventing new injuries, the United States would save as much as $400 billion on future direct and indirect lifetime costs."

Any industry worth $400 billion (in the USA alone) will undoubtedly attempt to ensure it's continued profitability.

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Paralysis

What is more profitable: a one-off £3000 operation to repair spinal cord injury in a 20 year old patient, or the opportunity to supply the same patient with a (vastly profitable) £3000 wheelchair every 2 years for the next 60 years?

A cure for paralysis will never happen while the medical mafia are able to make vast profits providing over-priced 'medical' products to a captive consumer base.

'Executed ex' of Norkers' bonkers Kim Jong-un rises FROM THE GRAVE

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Re: Hyon Song-wol is ...

... a slippery slope of speculation.

BEAK DRONE: 1080p HD Wi-Fi quad-copter by Parrot takes to skies

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Re: More importantly...

As soon as they release the first one what includes an actuator to operate a payload, (like dropping an egg, water balloon etc) they'll be banned.

Like this? It looks fairly acid resistant.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Walkera-V959-18-Water-Helicopter-Quadcopter/dp/B00E864BLG

Hey, does your Smart TV have a mic? Enjoy your surveillance, bro

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> they have MI5 watch your house until you leave, they break in and install a listening device in your TV

That's what NCC group did in the article: "Installing the bugging software requires physical access to the device, which is how we did it".

However, Wi-Fi enabled smart TVs auto-connect to an unencrypted wifi network when prompted. In these circumstances, physical access isn't needed - a TV remote booster and a laptop are all that's required to install the malware.

The OP asserted that a smart TV could remain secure simply by not connecting it to a user's local network. It's a fallacy to assume that is the case with a wi-fi equipped smart TV.

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Re: Wifi built-in TV?

> A screwdriver, a pair of scissors, a knife and problem solved.

... and warranty voided.

Good luck explaining to Grandma why her TV is no longer under guarantee after you 'fixed' it.

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> just don't plug it into the internet?

Increasingly, smart TVs are equipped with built-in wifi, so inaction is not a solution.

Even if grandma doesn't have any internet connection at all, GCHQ and NSA could still connect to her TV and eavesdrop on her radical terrorist knitting circle.

Stephen Hawking: The creation of true AI could be the 'greatest event in human history'

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Re: Oh dear

> Remember we invented the stone axe, and perhaps that was the biggest event in human history. We survived that too. It's not the tool it's all about how to use it.

There's a possibility that it was the Neanderthals who invented the axe, and sharing that invention led to their ultimate extinction.

http://www.livescience.com/38821-neanderthal-bone-tool-discovered.html

Apple tips Shiraz down all its techies' throats (that's the rumoured name for OS X 10.10)

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New grape variety name from Apple; same old sour grapes from the haters.

SpaceX: We NAILED the Falcon 9 landing! The video, on the other hand...

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Re: Not much hope

> Since they were unable to recover the booster

The reports I've read state that they were able to recover some parts of the booster. Further, according to SpaceX the footage is "original video data from the first stage landing, recovered from the Falcon 9 onboard camera".

This implies that the onboard camera was among bits they were able to recover.

10 PRINT "Happy 50th Birthday, BASIC" : GOTO 10

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HP BASIC

In the late 70's Hewlett Packard gas chromatographs shipped with HP BASIC. I remember programming bogus error messages onto colleagues instruments. A great way to make the victim's Monday morning even more special.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_BASIC

Reg hack hacked off by iPhone 5 repair notice

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Re: Genius Bar

> If that bunch of numpties are geniuses I am unfuckingbelieveable

No, you're not unfuckingbelieveable. What is unfuckingbelievable is that in this day and age there are idiots not bright enough to differentiate between marketing hyperbole and reality.

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