* Posts by Toltec

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£11bn later: Smart meters project delayed again for Crapita tests

Toltec

"Perhaps if our white goods had the capability to communicate with the grid and run when there is the most capacity available it would also make sense."

I visited a friend in Atlanta earlier this year and he told me there was a meter system you could sign up to which coordinated home air-con units to balance power draws. You got a discount on your electricity if you took the system.

Idiot flies drone alongside Flybe jet landing at Newquay Airport

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Re: Conspiracy theory

Speaking of conspiracy theories, what I want to know is why the line -

"The cops will be tasking their specialist drone unit to investigate."

made the theme from Airwolf start playing in my head?

300 million pelicans? Pah. What 6 billion plastic bags really weigh

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Re: People should really stop driving to the ocean and tossing them in

"I wonder how many more bin liners have been sold than before the bag tax?"

Wales introduced this some time ago, here is a report on what happened to bag sales-

http://www.wrap.org.uk/node/18514

F-35 targeting system laser will be 'almost impossible' to use in UK

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Re: Does this mean they have to shout "Behind you!"

What about persons with hearing loss or wearing iPods, plus there is the number of languages that the announcement would need to be made in.

Clearly they will need to issue laser safety glasses to anyone within range, these should be to prescription if required and full training in their use given. Deployment of the aircraft will require a 60 day notice with letters sent to all households as well as adverts on TV and in the press. A team of carers should conduct house to military target calls to ensure everyone has their safety glasses and knows how to deploy them. Special cot or pushchair screens may need to be provided and notices at travel terminals and road connections should be erected for the safety of any visitors to the area.

The return of (drone) robot wars: Beware of low-flying freezers

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Re: Even in 2016

Anyone riding bicycles on the pavement is not allowed, however no one appears to have told the cyclists.

Then again speeding is not allowed either, allegedly.

Washed out summer? Fear ye not: DVDs for DevOps droogs

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Also

It isn't new, however Glitch is worth a watch, a kickstarter webseries about a game tester that has platform games suddenly appearing in his real life.

@ Destroy All Monsters

Is that LEAD as in the metal or the thing you walk a dog with?

World religions stake out positions on Pokemon Go

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Rather unfair

"wandering the planet in pursuit of non-existent entities."

There is repeatable visual evidence of their existance, which is more than can be said for some other beings.

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

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He forgot to mention

the stockpile of toner cartridges for the old printers sold to them the previous week.

Tesla's Model S autonomous mode may have saved a life

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Re: PR stunt

"In this case, an idiot stepped out into the road unexpectedly. Even at 20mph, this can happen, and the results can be serious."

There are two fundamental approaches to setting speed of travel, at the higher end you need to be able to stop or steer around hazards, i.e. avoid collisions entirely. At the lower end in hazard dense unpredictable environments you set a speed to mitigate the damage done by a collision.

Oz boffins cook quantum computing out of mothballs

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Joke

Re: This means

Depends if she is sat in a chair or on the mantelpiece.

Tupperware vehemently denies any link to storage containerisation

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Re: It's almost a generic term now

Mole grips

Stilsons

Stanley knife

Yale lock

AGA

Tarmac

The food container company should be proud and pleased that their brand name is synonymous with the items in question.

UK.gov flings £30m at driverless car R'n'D, wants plebs to speek their branes

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Re: Full circle

We already have plenty of cars driven "with the intelligence of a horse" so that really won't be an issue.

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Re: But why?

"I can't afford a driverless car, the truck company can't afford to not have driverless trucks."

The same logic does not appear to apply to trains, particularly underground ones, they are much simpler to automate and the drivers cost a lot more.

I agee though, trunk route distribution of non-hazardous loads would seem to be an obvious first step.

Toltec

Numerical laws

I am thinking of other laws which have numerical limits to determine legality.

Age related such as drinking, sex and of course driving. Something which is easy to determine, precise control on approach to limit and with a single inflexion between states.

Working hours, driving goods vehicles is the obvious one, easy to determine, monitor and fine control at the limit possible, repeated inflexion points, but status determined on a scale of hours.

Drink drive limit, difficult to determine on a continuous basis and a lot of lag between input and result, lack of control on approach to limit means a large leeway is required so effective limit much lower.

Air quality

Noise

Are there any other laws which require humans to control a value related to legality so closely as speed? At some point the control needed is going to be like walking with a broom balanced on an outstretched arm, you can take the easy option of leaving the broom on the floor and pushing it along with your foot, but that gets tiring and it will take you a long time to get anywhere.

Wannabe Prime Minister Andrea Leadsom thinks all websites should be rated – just like movies

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Re: What a choice

@ codejunky

I though Don Dumb was referring to the heads of state that signed the Maastricht treaty as the minority in "the EU that a minoroty of the country voted for".

Sociology student gets a First for dissertation on Kardashians

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Re: Too annoyed to title...

I was going to suggest that providing work for the intellectually challenged was a necessary part of society. Then of course you start to wonder who the smart ones really are, the ones that can produce and be paid well for spouting 'bollocks and only subjective opinion' for people even dumber than them or the ones that do stuff with no meaning* to 98%** of the population that need to fight for funding.

* Unless it involves them getting a new phone every year.

** Based on real research and can be quoted in a socialogical paper, honest.

A trip to the Twilight Zone with a support guy called Iron Maiden

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Re: Terry (won't have voted for the next PM)

You vote for your local MP and the party they are a member of will run the government if enough of their MPs are elected. You do not get to vote for the PM, unless you happen to be in their constituency, in which case it will be a safe seat and your vote makes no difference anyway.

As a member of a party you may be able to vote for someone to be head of the party, however again you are not strictly voting for a PM.

I may have ended up voting Conservative last time, but only because that seemed marginally less worse than not voting for anyone. I most definitely did not vote for Cameron, he was a negative contributor to my vote evaluation, his party candidate got my vote despite him.

Perhaps a leave vote was the only way we had of registering dissatisfaction with democratic process used by the EU. While voting by proxy is well established I would like to see a requirement in the treaties that form the EU that a new treaty has to be voted in by referenda in all member states that then achieve majority agreement in all states.

Living in a democracy means that if you accept the method used then you must accept the result of the vote and move on. If you do not accept the method then that is a different campaign, see the UK referendum on proportional representation.

This local council paid HOW MUCH for an SD card?!

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It's an old story

The principal of a college I worked at saw a shiny plasma screen in the foyer of another college he had visited so decided to buy one. Not only did he pay an obscene installation charge, 20% over RRP for a screen available for 60% of RRP, but assumed that the IT department had a magic cupboard they could pull a piece of kit out of to drive it.

Much fun ensued when he tried to get the cost assigned to an IT budget after the fact, he was pointed at the new protocol he had signed off requiring all IT purchases to be run past the IT manager prior to order. I think it ended up on his slush budget used for buying his biscuits, personalised crockery, redecorating his private bathroom or any other vanity purchase he could not foist on another department.

What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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Re: And that's a good thing?

Any reason why you did not just let them past?

Why you should Vote Remain: Bananas, bathwater and babies

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Re: 'little Englander's"... really??

@ themunkey - I agree, too many people missing the point of this referendum

Flinging insults is the last resort of the desperate without a good argument or indeed any respect for an opposing argument. It is happening on both sides of this debate. It seems bizarre to dislike or insult everyone holding a particular view just because you dislike someone else due to specific personal characteristics that also espouses that view.

Not to mention the logical fallacy-

This person believes A and B therefore everyone that believes A also believes B.

To put it another way, voting Out is simply that, not a vote for or agreement with the reasoning of any person or party that is also voting or campaigning for Leave.

Then again I may be voting out to kick our government for not using the last six years to try to turn the EU into something I can vote to stay in. Which I would really like to be able to do.

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In summary

The wrong question is being asked.

What many people are really using the vote for is to register if they are for or against the current path and operation of the EU.

I doubt we will be leaving whichever way the referendum falls, however individual politicians must know that they will lose the votes of those that previously voted for them, but disagree with their EU stance. The question then is who will the voter then choose, a candidate from the opposing party they would never normally vote for, but that has the same EU stance or someone else entirely?

Politics in this country is going to get messy.

Brexit: More cash for mobile operators or consumers? Pick one

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Re: The French!

At least Three customers will not have to pay any roaming charges while in France, even if they do in Brussels.

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Re: Roaming is a very minor point

"Finally, if we do vote to leave, this will split up the UK. Scotland will want another referendum, possibly Wales as well"

I think you mean the SNP not Scotland, that aside I don't think whichever way this goes we are going to have a good time. Somehow I doubt the result is going to be clearcut, this probably means we will stay, which begs the question how exactly are the people that want exit going to vote in the next set of elections? If I were a politician I would be quite nervous at the moment.

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Re: I am for leave because I am pro Europe

@ Phil O'Sophical & SImon Hobson

Glad to see I am not on my own then. I'd like to see an EU that exists to promote co-operation between individual states not a bureaucracy that finds reasons to exist for its own sake.

That though is equally true of our own government, a good arse kicking is required.

Toltec

Re: The fact that cheap/zero roaming charges are a headline benefit of the Remain camp says it all

I'll admit it did strike me as buying the natives with beads, but then that could be said of most of the economic arguments to remain or leave.

I find it interesting that a number of my friends, that lean towards the left/socialist and are at least mildy anti-capitalist, are pro remain given the number of megacorps that are also for remain. I am for leave because I am pro Europe and hope that by making the hard choice we can push the EU into a new and better path that will better serve the great individuality of the member countries while improving social and standards of life for all. I think the choice is very complex and have full respect for everyone that makes the effort to learn enough to make a reasoned decision. The only people voting wrongly are the ones doing so based on beads and soundbites.

Cats understand the laws of physics, researchers claim

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Missing variant

They should have added a case where the electromagnet was turned off with a delay after the box was inverted.

Even so it proves little, very few humans that can ride a bike understand the physics, I doubt many are even aware that they use countersteer.

Alternate experiment.

A treat/toy is is dropped in sight of the cat. If the cat gets the timing wrong the treat/toy drops through a hole into a catch box.

A treat/toy is is dropped in sight of the cat, it then disappears behind an opaque barrier before re-appearing in front of the cat. If the cat gets the timing wrong the treat/toy drops through a hole into a catch box.

A treat/toy is is dropped in sight of the cat, it then disappears behind an opaque barrier behind which is a device to delay re-appearence in front of the cat. If the cat gets the timing wrong the treat/toy drops through a hole into a catch box.

A treat/toy is is dropped in sight of the cat, it then disappears behind an opaque barrier behind which is a device to catch the original treat/toy but release another that will appear in front of the cat at the right time, but the wrong speed. If the cat gets the timing wrong the treat/toy drops through a hole into a catch box.

If cats understand physics the last two will really mess with their heads.

This is how the EU's supreme court is stripping EU citizens of copyright protections

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Re: I don't fully understand...

Other analogies

Someone you know tells you they want to kill their wife, you provide the telephone number of a fixer that can supply a weapon or an assassin, dependent on budget. Would you expect knowingly providing information that facilitates a murder to get you in trouble with the law or not?

Someone asks you for the number of a specific person you know is 'dodgy', they contact the person and arrange for their wife to be killed. How culpable are you in the comission of the crime?

You run a directory service that, unknown to you, is used by people offering criminal services, how responsible are you for the crimes committed?

Who's to blame for the NHS drug prices ripoff?

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NHS are at it too

Every eight weeks I pay £8.40 for a prescription containing a couple of quids worth of tablets. I cannot buy them without a prescription, a private one costs £25 and an NHS one cannot be used for a private purchase.

Given I have a yearly blood test why does the prescription only supply eight weeks?

A UK digital driving licence: What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: driving licence is NOT an ID

It is functionally accepted as one for low security confirmation as it has your name, address and photograph on it.

As for the electronic version, it is already part way here as the removal of the paper counterpart means you now need to supply a code for third party verification.

Interesting that converting to an electronic version will mean you need to carry a device that it is illegal to use while driving.

"Yes officer, here is my licence"

"Thank you sir, I note that your engine is still running therefore here is a ticket for using your phone whilst driving!"

World goes SIM-free, leaving Sony and HTC trailing behind

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"Would cars make a good comparison for how the market is changing for phones?"

Do you mean in the sense that more people are buying phones outright now whereas many people are now paying a monthly rental to get a new car every few years?

Inside Electric Mountain: Britain's biggest rechargeable battery

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Re: go from stand-by to 1.32 gigawatts in 12 seconds eh...

The flux capacitor will be fine, you simply use the additional energy for the acceleration up to 88mph, which should take about a tenth of a second*

* Delorean = 1230kg therefore approx 1.5 tons with a couple of passengers and extra time travel equipment.

Terms and conditions apply, internal organs may be affected.

Dwarf planet intumesces before astronomers' gaze

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Re: Clue please ...

Without resorting to Google I would guess that they are used to determine the albedo and knowing the distance from the sun and how bright it is you can estimate the size.

Ireland's international tech sector bumps up against language barrier

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"all about grammatical construction"

Going on recent news items about the testing of primary school children it appears English is being taught like that now. I don't remember having to identify anything much past verbs, adverbs and adjectives, it meant that French and German teachers used terms to teach us the structure of those languages that might of well have been a foreign language themselves.

Toltec

Try and get the French to agree to it being anything other than French!

I am not sure about other languages, however English is fairly dynamic and words or phrases from other languages are often adopted into regular usage, as well of course adding new ones. It would be easy to imagine an international language evolving from an English. In the way we already label variants as American or Australian there would be an International English, it would be a version not controlled by the English...

You can always rely on the Ancient Ones to cock things up

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It's all connected

You are connected with all of the objects in your life via an underlying realm not perceptible to humans, even knowing about it can damage your sanity so it has to be approached in the same way as the Game, damn. As noticing linked failures can lead to considering the possibility of this underlying medium, this is becoming a serious public health risk as before the internet it was just one of those things and never widely discussed so rarely a problem.

Fortunately those in the know, that are still sufficiently sane, have come up with a solution. It is called the Internet of Things, going forward all objects in your life will indeed be connected in an equally inexplicable, but easily blameworthy way, therefore any failure clusters can be atributed to this technology.

I just need to go and lie down in a dark, no not the dark, blibble...

I am Craig Wright, inventor of Craig Wright

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Does anybody understand

Primer?

How IT are you? Find out now in our HILARIOUS quiz!

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d) Explain the support site is down and would they mind sending a printed request by internal mail.

BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral

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Re: Surprising how much thermal mass there is in the cool head of a hammer

"A hammer is a perfectly acceptable tool for fixing anything."

While true I find that, when available, an angle grinder is often superior.

Cisco says CLI becoming interface of last resort

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Both CLI and GUI have their uses, I still use a CMD prompt on a PC because certain operations suit it.

US chap sharpens paradigm-busting scissors

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Re: Prior art?

"There have been sheet metal shears like this for a very long while."

I have a set in the garage, the cheapest ones are available for a similar cost.

BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

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Pub time?

Time is an illusion, pub time doubly so.

Well, doubles are definitely involved at least and starting on Wednesday helps with the illusion that it is nearly the weekend.

Prison butt dialler finally off-hold after 12-day anal retention marathon

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No, its a car key, honest

http://www.amazon.co.uk/BMW-Luxurious-Limited-Unlocked-Lighter/dp/B00YCJE9UW

NASA boffin wants FRIKKIN LASERS to propel lightsails

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Re: If you're going to reference Niven, don't forget The Kzinti Lesson!

If the laser is space based and solar powered when you are not using it to launch space probes you could send the beam down to a solar collector array* on the surface. Near IR would get most of the energy through the atmosphere, though the rest might contribute to global warming and some odd weather effects...

* Or an enemy city.

Hey, a reason to wear tinfoil hats!

The paperless office? Don’t talk sheet

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Re: It's not me, it's everybody else

"But everyone else I meet seems to insist on hard copy. My employer even likes documents of the print-it-out-and-sign-it-and-fax-it-back variety - hardly good for the forests."

Had one of those the other day, I printed the one page of eleven that had to be signed, took a photo of the signed section, uploaded the photo to my PC and cleaned up the image, pasted the image into the original word doc, then finally printed it as a PDF and emailed it back. Mainly because I couldn't be bothered to work out how to make the company, network connected, scanner send me a copy of a scan though rather than to save the paper.

Brits unveil 'revolutionary' hydrogen-powered car

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Re: brake-energy-recovery systems

"at the end of the day the energy lost when a 2 ton BMW brakes from 70 to 0 would probably run a house for a day."

That is approximately 1MJ

Average UK house is about 13kWh per day or about 47MJ

Only the larger BMWs, e.g 7 series and X5, weigh 2 tonnes.

Terrified robots will take middle class jobs? Look in a mirror

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80-20 rule?

Get the robots to do the 80%, the boring repetitive parts of the job while humans get to do the creative and problem solving parts.

Helps if you are someone that can do the interesting bits I suppose...

Major Hollywood studio eyes Paint Drying sequel

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The Pink Painter

The Return of the Pink Painter

The Pink Painter Strikes Again

Revenge of the Pink Painter

Trail of the Pink Painter

Son of the Pink Painter

Back to the Future's DeLorean is coming back to the future

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Re: Different engines under the hood...

@ Neil Lewis

Never knew the connection to RH, getting hold of a load of cheap SS explains why it was used in a budget kit.

How to help a user who can't find the Start button or the keyboard?

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Re: Clearly an early-day AI prank

Oddly enough one of the first things that occurred to me when reading the article was the number of people that call support who would fail a Turing test.

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Re: It's not just tech...

Then again, how many people buy a car without being able to drive.

OK, lets face it, that probably covers at least 50% of private car sales...

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