Posts by Bertie D'astard

I LOVE my Tesla Model S, and I DO use the auto-pilot feature regularly as an intelligent assist function, but do not abdicate the responsibility of having to be in control. This is the best and smartest car I have ever owned and driven and absolutely love it, and look forward to continuous software updates that bring new and advanced features all the time. This is the first car I have owned that improves the longer I own it.

But like all technology, mis-use or abuse, and you're headed for trouble. This is very sophisticated technology, and it requires the user to be smart enough to work with it.

It'll never take off. What you really need to do to boost the economy (as we all know here in North-West England), is ... 'faster trains' .. that'll do it; never mind we can't get 3G or fibre easily in many part of Cheshire ..

The best ever ventriloquist :-)

Surely at some point in his life he's heard of "C" names ;-)

God help us if Microsoft ever even think of "powering" a self-drive car .. just imagine shuddering to a half down the motorway, ok everyone get out of the car, close the doors, get back in again and let's try again.

They'd have to put "CTRL", "ALT", "DEL" on the three pedals :-)

Hardwear that sucks!

Do they have any stats on up times?

It may be a good alternative to fingerprint technology for authentication, you know c(l)ock in c(l)ock out ;-)

Exactly rocket science then ..

I wonder if they considered Harry Enfield for the Jobs role and Paul Whitehouse for Gates?