* Posts by imanidiot

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In your face short sellers! Tesla goes two quarters in a row without losing money

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Not surprised, but let's see if it lasts.

In the Netherlands Tesla sold 12.000 model 3 in December. They've sold less than 1000 in Januari (so far). I don't expect sales to pick back up too much. A change in taxes is to blame for this weirdness, and this has happened before with for instance the Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV.

Ding-dong. Who's there? Any marketing outfit willing to pay: Not content with giving cops access to doorbell cams, Ring also touts personal info

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I'm assuming that's a rhetorical question?

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Stop

Just no.

Ring was already on my "No, just, no.." list. It's now on my "oh HELL no!" list.

Remember when Europe’s entire Galileo satellite system fell over last summer? No you don’t. The official stats reveal it never happened

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77% is ridiculously low

But keep in mind the Galileo network is officially in "Early Operational Capability" which might explain why the bar is set so low currently. I suspect this number will go up when the network goes into Full Operational Capability.

German scientists, Black Knights and the birthplace of British rocketry

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Re: German scientists, Black Knights and the birthplace of British rocketry

Obligatory link when discussing rocket fuels: Ignition; An Informal History of Liquid Rocket Propellants. By John D. Clark

Very interesting read and a good eye opener on why there are so many superfund sites in the US. (I mean, silly little ideas like adding pure elemental mercury to rocket fuel because nobody wanted to make a hundred pounds of dimethyl mercury for them for some odd reason...)

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Re: Another interesting article

Slower over the average of the entire flight yes, but aircraft like the F-22 and F-35 can maintain Mach 1+ for extended periods of time (super-cruise). The earlier jets like the Century series could only manage short bursts of Mach 2 and a bit before their engine blew, they ran out of fuel or the airframe overheated (or all three) and flew subsonic most of the mission.

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Another interesting article

Keep 'em coming! As a non-Brit, I never realised just how extensive the British rocketry programs were. Thanks for the insights.

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According to the info right at the end of the article, no, you cannot just wonder in:

"Getting there

Westcott Venture Park is a secure business park, so even though most of the test stands are easily accessible so you will need to contact the site office to arrange admission."

BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life?

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Even worse

I've now experienced salespeople in shops begging me to give them at least an 8 on the survey that is send out afterwards, or they'll get docked their entire bonus. Which is completely stupid as especially in the Netherlands, NO-ONE is going to give more than a 7 by default, MAYBE an 8 if you've really done an outstanding and superhuman job. It's just not in our culture to be throwing out 10s. How this is even legal in the Netherlands I don't know.

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Re: Set the way-back machine...

I'd still have put the text *Crude graphic depiction of a hand extending it's middle finger* in the field.

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I'd have replied even more snottily that I wouldn't be complaining about it AGAIN if it had been fixed in the preceding months.

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Re: Hmmm

Compared to the BOFH, the PFY will always be a PFY. Even if he's a POG in comparison to the WCF (Wide-eyed Cannon Fodder) making their way into the workforce.

Until the day the BOFH electrocuted his last PHB and the student becomes the Master.

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The problem with some of these surveys is that you can't get the person on the other end to understand you don't want to take part politely. And at times you'd even have a hard time convincing them with a clue-by-four.

This episode of Black Mirror sucks: London cops boast that facial-recog creepycams will be on the streets this year

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Welcome to Airstrip One

Remember Proles, disagreeing is Thoughtcrime!

SLS goes vertical at Stennis while NASA practises SRB stacking

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Re: The future here ...

The big problem with solids and not being able to turn them off is that if you stick a capsule with people on top and something does go Kaboom that capsule will likely fall through a cloud of still burning solid rocket propellant chunks and debris, none of which are good for things like parachutes. (article here)

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Hadn't forgotten, never knew about it so I had to look it up. And damn that's a shameful incident.

I'd put in an explosion image to indicate my outrage on reading that, but it seems disrespectful and misplaced here...

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At some point, more struts are not the solution. Things like turning sideways (or backwards) due to fucking up the CG and CoL can't be solved with struts. (Or long slender rockets going wonky and falling pray to the Kraken.)

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Mine tend to explode. Even with ample amounts of struts

Clunk, whirr, buzz, whine. Shared office space can be a riot and sounds like one too

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Active Noise Cancelling headphones might not be the absolute solution, but for me they absolutely help a lot. Put on some music if you're so inclined and it helps even more! (Or even just some brown or pink noise at low level if you have to focus but want more "blockage". I don't usually use white noise as the higher power density at higher frequencies is a little harsh for long term listening)

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Trollface

There's an easy solution to that one. Really cheap too, comparatively. It's a called a wall mounted light switch. It connects directly to your lightbulb with wires. You don't even need a smartphone to operate one!

==> Or am I?

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EMF testing and mitigation has taken a back seat in the last few years, lots of switch mode power supplies are just shit designs or even downright dangerous.

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Joke

Sometimes

A hammer is the best solution to noise problems. It makes a lot of racket while you're doing it, but goes quiet after that. You've got to love that stunned silent look you get from co-workers as you send that annoying shit flying with a good whack.

Beware the Friday afternoon 'Could you just..?' from the muppet who wants to come between you and your beer

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Re: Machivelli says

He might have been a crazy bastard, but reading some of his work I can't help but think he might have been right about a lot of it. He just lost the balance and ratio.

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Re: I must be lucky then or have better friends.....

" the odd "is this email dodgy" query every so often."

If you have to ask, yes it is.

The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones

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Unhappy

Rest in Peace.

He shall be missed. We've lost too many comedy gods already. And the current crop of those claiming to be comedians don't seem to be fit of standing in their shadows

LastPass stores passwords so securely, not even its users can access them

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Re: "Maybe the current outage is a sign"

A helicopter is merely a collection of parts flying in very close formation in roughly the same direction. It's the pilots job to direct the formation and keep things going the right way. It is the helicopter mechanics job to make keep formation as close as possible.

US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should

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Re: Alaskan treats

Hershey doesn't use chocolate. What they produce is chocolate colored wax! I can only recommend staying far away from what the average chocolate in the land of the "free".

'I am done with open source': Developer of Rust Actix web framework quits, appoints new maintainer

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Re: PL and TL

That depends very much on the size of the project and the type of contributors. Something the size of the Linux core or Actix is very much in need of someone keeping things in line, because some people WILL bugger things up with the best of intentions if left to their own devices.

South American nations open fire on ICANN for 'illegal and unjust' sale of .amazon to zillionaire Jeff Bezos

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I read amzn as Amazin'. Not Amazon. That's probably why.

SpaceX ponders its next mission to blot out the Sun with another 60 Starlink sats

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I'm surprised

I'd have expected there to be way more than 20000 golddiggers reacting to that call. And if any of them object to being called a gold digger, there's the old saying of: "We've already established what you are my dear, now we're just haggling over the price".

Whoa, whoa... Tesla slams brakes on allegations of 'unintended acceleration' bug: 'Completely false and was brought by a short-seller'

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Re: Toyota 2009

But that still doesn't require throttle and brakes at the same time. Just brake to standstill from a low speed a few times should be enough.

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Re: Toyota 2009

You don't.... I've never encountered any situation where that would be required.

Autonomous Logistics Information System gets shoved off the F-35 gravy train in favour of ODIN

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Re: Bad omens.

Correction: "The power of the A10 is not just in directly supporting the enemy. "

Should ofcourse read "in directly supporting ground troops". If your planes are supporting the enemy something has Gone Wrong (tm).

I blame a lack of caffeine today. Coffee maker is on the fritz and percussive maintenance only made sure it was actually dead.

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Re: Military Spec

" need to be able to cope with someone standing on them - In boots"

And then some grunt uses it as a stepladder in boots and a full load of combat equipment on his back, and the spec gets amended once again. Next thing you know the next generation of high tech electronic tank traps goes into service. --> We all know where mil-spec will one day lead us.

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Re: Bad omens.

The biggest problem is that the role of the A-10 makes it inherently an Army (ground forces) weapon, with entirely different operational requirements and principles from the usual mission profiles flown by the air forces. Which means it's difficult for those in charge who grew in the organisation with fast jet experience to understand the complexities of close air support. It is strange the US armed forces seem to have forgotten the lessons learned from the Vietnam conflict, Gulf war and missions in the Balkans.

The power of the A10 is not just in directly supporting the enemy. Guided bombs from high altitude provide only a short " significant emotional event", the roar of a twin turbofan engine coming over a ridge line and the fart of the gods turning your armoured vehicle to dust leaves a much more lasting impression. Knowing that GAU-8 with wings is flying overhead just waiting to BRRRRRRRRRTTTttttt you out of existence provides much more of a deterrent and a morale boost for those on the other side.

Help! I'm trapped on Schrodinger's runaway train! Or am I..?

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Re: Enquiries

Or the display department, in the basement, in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "beware of the leopard", inside the bottom drawer of a locked filing cabinet.

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Re: Enquiries

Took me a few seconds too long to realize it says " use blackboard" and not "use a blackboard, trying to figure out how using anything digital/electronic could be cheaper than chalk on a board.

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Re: French TV

DuckduckGo... probably

Big Falcon explosion as SpaceX successfully demos Crew Dragon abort systems

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So? What is your point?

The astronauts are Americans, the rockets are built at SpaceX in the US of A by American citizens (a requirement to work at SpaceX is that you have a US citizenship afaik) and the launch will happen from the Kennedy Space Center at Cape Canaveral in Florida, which, last I checked and to the grief of many is still part of the USA.

Seems accurate enough. (Go far enough back and the majority of people in the US are immigrants)

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Re: Yes it very much DOES matter

He clearly means the "because the beleaguered aviation giant's rockets are very much a single-use affair." bit as not being relevant. SpaceX destroyed a rocket (albeit a used first stage, so less value lost as it had already fattened their bankaccount)

And I agree, it doesn't matter Boeings rocket is single use.

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Re: Causality

Normally yes, but in this case the engine shutdown was indeed commanded to trigger the abort (The capsule should detect the sudden deceleration before the MECO is expected and initiate the abort automatically)

Google reveals new schedule for 'phasing out support for Chrome Apps across all operating systems'

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Google pulls support for something they touted as the next best thing after sliced bread. Quelle surprise...

Top Euro court advised: Cops, spies yelling 'national security' isn’t enough to force ISPs to hand over massive piles of people's private data

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Uhhmmm, what does "or you belong to a main stream religion in which case you can't dress how you want" have to do with any of this? Yes you can. And if that gets you in trouble with your "mainstream religion" maybe you should simply stop being a part of it? That's hardly a EU problem.

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Re: Hold on!

It's how the system works. So yes, it's democratic. Anybody that didn't bother voting apparently couldn't be arsed either way. They'll just have to deal with it because clearly they couldn't give a toss.

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Hold on!

An EU judge actually made a sane ruling in favour of privacy? I am actually pleasantly surprised.

As to the whole Brexit mess, apparently, the British population democratically voted for it. Let them reap what they sowed.

One company on the planet, US-based Afilias, meets the criteria to run Colombia's trendy .co registry – and the DNS world fears a stitch-up

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I'm not even surprised

Blatant white collar crime seems to be on the rise and they're getting away with it too. So why wouldn't they try to make a deal profitable for all involved in making it?

15 years on, Euroboffins finally work out what it took to send the Huygens Titan probe into such a spin

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WTF?

seems sloppy

"The investigation conducted by students and interns at the Polytech Orléans and the French research laboratories LPC2E and PRISME by sending a simulation of the Huygens probe through a windtunnel."

Did nobody bother doing aerodynamic stability testing before sending it on it's way? Seems like a basic test to perform and something that SHOULD have been caught.

Are you getting it? Yes, armageddon it: Mass hysteria takes hold as the Windows 7 axe falls

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Too much of it still in Win10 probably. I doubt core MS code is ever going to get open-sourced to that level.

It's a no to ZFS in the Linux kernel from me, says Torvalds, points finger of blame at Oracle licensing

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Re: Hypocritical

No, afaik, you can't because sex workers are, well, workers, and are required by law to have a smoke free workplace. (as ridiculous as that sound, a sex worker would have to have a designated smoking spot outside her main "work" area. I doubt there's much inspection for this sort of thing though)

NASA is Boeing to get to the bottom of that Starliner snafu... plus SpaceX preps to blow up a Falcon 9

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They're already skipping the in flight abort test as well because "they can simulate it just fine".