* Posts by imanidiot

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Fake 'BT' caller fleeces elderly victim of £30k in APP app scam

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Yes. Because banks are closing offices left right and center and there's lots and lots of things that simply cannot be done without using a computer or a smartphone. And many use if also for things like chatting with the grand-kids

Nothing works any more. Who decided that redundant systems should become redundant?

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Re: Chuddies (sort of)

"The 'underband' is in inches, minus either 4 or 5, depending on manufacturers' whim"

Actually no. Nowadays underbust/band size "should" be the underbust measurement rounded up to the nearest 2 inches (There's only even number band sizes, so a 33 probably doesn't even exist outside some weird brands. You'd need either a 32 or a 34 band size. But where in the range a bra falls when new is questionable. For some a 32 band is still tight on a 32 underbust after loads of washing and maybe moving to the tighter hooks, on other brands a 32 means when brand new it is just about tight enough on a 32 underbust on the tightest hooks and will be way too lose once "worn in". So that doesn't really help.

Cup size is theoretically based on the difference between overbust and underbust measurement (with every 1 inch difference being a cup size, so a 36 underbust, 40 overbust would be a 36D bra) but that ignores natural variations in shape, volume, firmness, etc that make that system of measurement nearly pointless.

The "add 4 inches" is very outdated and stems from the time when bra's would be barely elasticated and you needed extra inches to have room to breathe. That's stopped being applicable somewhere in the 70s, but somehow it keeps getting propagated. In the end it boils down to ladies having to just try stuff out, because basically every single model of bra fits different.

And no, I won't go into why I know all that as a blokey-bloke ;)

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

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Re: A little power

Why do you have your laptop configured to shut down when the lid is closed??? That's the first thing I change back to a sane setting ("do nothing") whenever I get a new laptop or IT thinks they need to mess with my power settings.

Navigating without GPS is one thing – so let's jam it and see what happens to our warship

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Re: Outside the cocked hat

Depends on where you are. In NL magnetic declination is roughly 2 degrees east currently. Not really enough to worry about for short hops, but enough to take into account on longer distances. Head east and it starts rising. It's up to about 5 to 6 degrees by the time you get to Poland.

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Re: Not as easy as it used to be

Even today, relying solely on GPS is a surefire way to wind up (best case) in need of rescue or (worst case) in Davy Jones' locker. Anybody sailing open water should still know at least the basics of old school analog navigation.

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Re: jamming isn't the point

I'm pretty sure they already have systems checking if GPS heading starts deviating too much from magnetic/gyro heading (and similar for speed probably)

China discloses new space tech: Coloured cargo labels to replace beige ones taikonauts found fiddly

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Re: Play some video games!

From a logistics standpoint, gross identification is basically all you need. If I understand correctly their main concern was being able to quickly grab a container from the transfer craft and move it to it's correct location in the space station. For that, coloured labels work perfectly.

Pro-tip: If you ever have to move, label your moving boxes and furniture with colored tape or labels according to the room they have to go to in the new house and ofcourse mark the rooms accordingly. Unloading will be much much faster, everybody will know where stuff goes without needing a single overloaded coordinator and you'll have your stuff close to where you need it to go. (Bonus points for taping final locations for furniture ahead of time, so you can put it where it needs to go straight away)

I would drive 100 miles and I would drive 100 more just to be the man that drove 200 miles to... hit the enter key

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Re: We want a hostage - I mean on site support

I've done similar things. 3 times basically. (semiconductor equipment support).

First time I arrived on site and the stuff I was sent in to do because there was no way local team could do it without support had already been completed by local team without my support. Spend nearly 2 weeks mostly as an inbetween and interpreter to work out some work instruction issues and "incompatibilities" between OSHA and EU/Dutch work safety rules. (If anybody can tell me what OSHA rules apply for HV insulation testing (megger test) I'd be much obliged. Still haven't worked that out 8 years later).

Second time around I knew going in I'd mostly be the "be there locally to get shouted at and run interference so the home team can actually focus on getting answers" guy. Worked out that way, but was a very tense series of calls and meetings with the customer while there trying to skirt the borders of ITAR regulations, company "crown jewels" and providing customer with enough information to keep them happy. Never been so mentally exhausted after a 90 minute meeting in my life.

Third time was an: arrive on site, find local team left a set of transport lockings in place we had explicitly asked them to check, remove those, then spend another week mostly waiting around for them to get things up and running.

Tick, tick, tick … TikTok China just limited kids to 40 minutes' use each day

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Re: An infinite game of whack a mole.

gmail? Not available. MSN? Not available. Hotmail? Not available.

They have a database of streetnames and adresses. If it's not on the list, you very likely can't register with that address.

And uploading blasphemous pictures of the Chairman? You'll end up in a re-education camp for that. They WILL find you from the phone data that the registration process likely sends with your account registration submission.

You can't have fun with this. If you live in China you WILL submit or you WILL get stomped by the boot grinding your face into the mud until you do.

Businesses put robots to work when human workers are hard to find, argue econo-boffins

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Re: People get this wrong all the time

Given enough training data, time, fine tuning and optimized circumstances, yes, computer vision works very well. But it's not cheap nor easy to implement. Things have been improving somewhat with the advent of dedicated machine learning systems and the likes, but it's still (most of the time) a finicky process to get working right, and not one you start implementing if 6 to 10 years of hiring low/minimum wage humans works out to be about as expensive.

Computer vision is most definitely NOT a matter of pointing a camera at a conveyor belt, hooking up some robots and pressing a green button. Even the simplest project I've come across required 4 engineers and 6 months to design and implement and another 4 months before it was running smoothly. (And this was for a client that already had good training data as they already had a scanning system that took well lit photographs of their products to use as training and test data).

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Re: People get this wrong all the time

"costs 15 million to put in and will last 15 years before it's economically dead, then you'll need to save (or improve profits by) 1.5 million per year"

That should of course read: " then you'll need to save (or improve profits by) 1 million per year" apparently math is hard or something....

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People get this wrong all the time

It seems "the general public" is under the impression that automation is done for automation's sake. But the cold hard truth is that humans are VERY good at even repetitive monotonous jobs while being extremely "fault tolerant" in terms of supply and output locations, part geometry, part weight, part color, etc. Automating even simple jobs can get surprisingly tricky when you suddenly have to take into account things we always took for granted. If you need screws put into a bracket, for a human, you put down a table, chuck a box full of brackets and a box full of screws on the table (or all over the table), put a box next to the table for the assembled units, show him an example of "put this screw into that hole at least 1/4 of the way" and get on with it. If you update the part a bit and enlarge or shrink some tabs, the human won't care. If you want to automate that (and this is an extremely simple example) you need a way to feed the brackets but this feeding method might need to change if you redesign your part (making redesigns expensive). You need a way to feed your screws, but that too needs adjustment if you decide to use longer or shorter screws. It only gets more complicated from there. Using computer vision? You better hope your parts are of uniform enough color and size that you can handle them without faults. Have weird geometry with no convenient grabbing points? You'll probably need a custom gripper ($$$) that'll be finicky and require frequent adjustment. Etc, etc. Then comes depreciation. If you're automated production line costs 15 million to put in and will last 15 years before it's economically dead, then you'll need to save (or improve profits by) 1.5 million per year. That's about 5 to 10 workers (depending on wages and taxes)

If you're a manufacturer you automate because either you can't get enough workers and it's hampering your ability to deliver on contracts or you need to remove humans from certain production steps because they keep getting hurt or leaving their filthy filthy monkey prints and detritus all over your product. And even then you only automate if in the long run that is cheaper than paying off a few injured workers or just paying a few carefully selected skilled and trained workers more to do a safe, clean job.

I'd argue this is also why we've seen a slow down in the variety of products you'll see within product ranges. Cars all look alike and are made very very similar, certainly within brands. It's because they've automated to a level where doing a major redesign without taking the production automation into account would make rebuilding the production line too costly. So you get stuck with minor Form, Fit, Function iterations where everything works the same, so minimal redesign is required.

Lastly, as mentioned by Filippo above, the first (and possibly only) jobs to get automated are the repetitive, low skill ones which require setup once, then run for a long time with minimal or no supervision. The "put flowerpots on the ceramic glazing sprayer and kiln line" type jobs where you previously employed teenagers and student flex-workers under the supervision of a bored 50 y/o. But if your application requires an hour setup for every new job and jobs last only 45 minutes to an hour, it doesn't make sense to automate. Because now you need expensive equipment, a more expensive worker to set up that equipment and more time to do the same job that would otherwise have been done just fine by 2 less-skilled workers where total cost works out about the same.

Forget that Loon's balloon burst, we just fired 700TB of laser broadband between two cities, says Alphabet

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Re: Standards of measure

Indeed, apparently (according to google) a US quarter dollar coin is 0.955 in, 24.26 mm, 0.1733 linguine in diameter. Which is 4.662 square centimeters. Unfortunately an area of that size doesn't even register (heh) in the smallest of El Regs area units the Nano-Wales. So that's an oversight to begin with.

Future of Jekyll project (engine behind GitHub Pages) in doubt?

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Goes back to the Unix principle more or less. Do one thing and do it well.

And as said in the article, if it does the job it well enough, leave it alone. Don't fix something until it's broken.

Tech widens the educational divide. And I should know – I'm a teacher in a pandemic

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Re: Faulty parents

We already have a truancy/absence rules for the children. In this case I don't think there should be a difference between kids missing school days versus parents missing school days. As for funding, etc, there's already been lots of talk of reducing the amount of working hours from the standard 40 hour weeks anyway so here's a good input for what to do with those hours.

As for cirricula, I don't have a good answer for that, but given the massive amount of "public servants" I see in pretty much every country getting involved in education (whether it needs it or not) I doubt we don't have the manhours to spare for a project like this. We're not talking a full year of 5 days a week full time education. More of a short course on "how not to be a total knobhead to your kids and give them a fighting chance". You could probably fill a day already just with teachers of a school explaining to parents the lesson plan they wrote for that year and what lessons they will expect the kids to learn at what time.

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Re: Faulty parents

Mandatory pre-school for the parents (both of them together, even if they are divorced) where they learn how to best guide their sprog through school and what will be expected of THEM by the school during every year of their growth. Preferably to be completed before their sprog has their first real school day. With a refresher coarse every year. (again, mandatory).

And if you can't afford to spend that many days, well, don't have kids!

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So, earnest questions based on this input:

Is it really the technology itself that is the problem, or the lack of access to that technology that means that some students have access to things other students do not? Given equal circumstances (all students have a laptop, broadband internet access for said laptop, electrical power and a place to set up at home to do the work) would the tech still have an unequal impact on those who have more trouble learning?

Personally I've never been a fan of "distance" communication anyway. I dislike phones, I absolutely detest one-on-one video conferencing/calls and meetings/conference calls through things like teams can f*ck right off imho. I can imagine for some kids (regardless of "socio-economic background") this "distance learning" just doesn't work at all. I doubt I'd have made it through school with the grades I did if I'd have had to deal with that even apart from all the other personal stuff that meant I finished with good grades instead of what might have been "cum laude".

The Register speaks to one of the designers behind the latest Lego Ideas marvel: A clockwork solar system

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Impressive. Not sure I'll be able to spare the cash for it. A set that big is likely to run a few hundred Euros/Pounds and I'm not currently convinced I like it that much. Bet let's see what comes out of it and whether it even gets approved (few do unfortunately).

The magic TUPE roundabout: Council, Wipro, Northgate all deny employing Unix admins in outsourcing muddle

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I'm not entirely sure what you're insinuating, and I'm not entirely sure whether it's legal or would land you in rather hot water.

Off yer bike: Apple warns motorcycles could shake iPhone cameras out of focus forever

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But why?

Why isn't the AF and OIS LOCKED when the camera is not in use? Most "full size" camera lenses I know do this, why doesn't the phone?

You walk in with a plan. You leave with GPS-tracking Nordic hiking poles. The same old story, eh?

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Re: Cable Ties and powertools

Most of the tools lately seem to have been bought directly by LIDL themselves from Chinese manufacturers and the quality has taken a noticeable nose-dive.

Aldi's not much better anymore. A friend recent bought a circular saw there. He now has 3. One of which more or less works (the last one they sent as a replacement), one of which is still a bit wonky but fixed with the application of some mild bodgery and one he managed to make work properly by taking parts from 2 of the broken ones and mashing them together. They didn't even want to take the bad units back for Q&A, he could just keep them and they sent a new unit by mail every time he made a claim.

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Re: Bargle nawdle zouss

Used to be they had cool but decent tools at affordable prices. Nowadays they have the same bargain isle shit everybody else sells for not THAT cheap prices. I've given up buying tools there because A: They're nowadays universally shit and B, they've apparently fired whomever worked at the office who knew what useful tools are and they rarely have something actually interesting. (And their tool naming/translation to Dutch is hilariously bad sometimes...)

IBM's former Chinese Power Systems partner sues for theft of customer data

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Share IP to China => Get burnt

Why do companies keep falling for this? I've yet to hear a story of this working out favourably for western companies. We've given China all the means they need to become a global power and somehow the "powers that be" will be surprised when they start wielding that power (And wield it they will).

Docker’s cash conundrum is becoming a bet on a very different future

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"the biggest successful non-authoritarian communist experiment on the planet"....

For certain narrow values and definitions of successful, non-authoritarion and communist. Arguably communism is defined as a state-led form of socialism, in which case communism has about as much to do with open-source as pécan pie.

Banned: The 1,170 words you can't use with GitHub Copilot

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Re: George Carlin

I'd imagine he'd be able to base an entire show on the premise and go through all of them at least once during the set, instead of having only a single bit about it. I don't even think his seven dirty words bit is his strongest work. Probably his most well known work but he's made such good commentary on stuff that is still highly applicable.

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Re: without destroying any data.

And then pray to the gods that the way Excel interprets your date format is A: correct when implemented and B: Correct whenever the code is re-run afterwards. Because Excel and date formats are a match made in Hell by Lucifer himself.

The unit of measure for fatbergs is not hippopotami, even if the operator of an Australian sewer says so

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Re: The plural of "bus"

That only works if you use horridly incorrect pronunciation on the Latin parts.

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The one with the rather old yet barely used latin dictionary please.

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Re: Pural

"English is Germanic language"

It's not though. English isn't even a language. It's several languages together stuffed into a trenchcoat.

And to quote James D. Nicoll: “The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”

Norwegian student tracks Bluetooth headset wearers by wardriving around Oslo on a bicycle

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Following and tracking a person without them noticing or at the very least feeling something is "off" is quite hard and few non-state level bad actors could perform such a thing for any extended amount of time. People are surprisingly unaware of their surroundings most of the time, but show up in their peripherals often enough and they start getting that funny "being watched" feeling. Bluetooth tracking however can be low effort, much easier to do and completely unnoticeable. Even just getting a 'ping' whenever the "target" passes by a certain location can be a big problem for the target.

Busy day in China: Xi Jinping announces tech-sharing, services export push and a bourse for startups

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They DO already ban people from stating OTHER people look like Winnie-the-Pooh though

This drag sail could prevent spacecraft from turning into long-term orbiting junk. We spoke to its inventors ahead of launch

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“Space, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”

Increasing the size of the satellite with the size of the sail means a very small bit in terms of cross sectional area and drag, but is absolutely negligible when it comes to increasing the chances of it hitting something. The increased risk from the added area of this sail is FAR outweighed by the massive decrease in making sure the satellite spends much less time in orbit.

Hyundai reveals the robotaxi it built for Lyft, and a version for its very own metaverse

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*cringe*

Is it just me or does that Roblox stuff have a very high, "hey youths, yes, we (40s, balding, career office workers) are also hip and cool! Do you want to go skateboards?"

Also, Level 4 self driving. In other words, better REALLY hope and pray that that remote link works without ANY delay or trouble because you're going to get into the weirdest prangs with this thing when it can no longer figure out where it is, what it's purpose in life is or it's realized all the transistors down it's left side hurt constantly.

Florida man might just stick it to HP for injecting sneaky DRM update into his printers that rejected non-HP ink

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I get a better shave with an old fashioned safety razor. (IF I wet shave, but I can't usually be arsed and use an electric Philips shaver). Modern razors in my experience are almost universally shit.

Gartner Gartner on the wall, which is the hypest cycle of them all?

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Why oh why

Is anyone paying Gartner for this useless drivel?

Facebook sat on report that reveals most-shared post for months was questionable COVID story

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Re: Why does Facebook still exist again?

It's not that I don't like people sharing their views, it's that I dislike the way Facebook and others very carefully steer and manipulate their platforms so that hype and half-truths prevail. Their platforms are designed to create and reinforce bubbles and black/white thinking. It's us vs. them all the way (twitter is especially bad for this). There is no moderation, there is no thoughtful discourse. There is no variation possible. It's agree or get mobbed to death. So it's not even really about FB or Twitter censoring speech directly, what they're doing behind the scenes is much more evil and malignant.

And why is the go-to nowadays to call people fascists?? It's a very well defined term with a very specific meaning. being against very large corporations influencing the way large groups of people think and interact with each other isn't fascistic. If anything being against big capitalist corporations exploiting their workers and users would be a moderate left-wing standpoint .

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Why does Facebook still exist again?

Seriously? Why is Facebook allowed to continue existing when time and time again it's shown it's pretty much ONLY detrimental? (Anti-)"Social" media should go die in a hole for all I care.

Singapore is the only nation with a dedicated 'net link to China. And they've just agreed to expand its use

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Re: Trust

No, but China is buying more and more influence in it's neighbouring countries and is kinda hard to ignore once they come with "offers"

More Boots on Moon delays: NASA stops work on SpaceX human landing system as Blue Origin lawsuit rolls on

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Re: Good Value

Minor typo there, it's the "Senate Lunch System". All that lobbying is paying for their lunches.

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Re: Bezos lost

"Undercut your competitors, under deliver. If Musk stays true to form, it'll be late and overbudget."

Is that why Crew Dragon was mostly on time and on budget, and flown several times, while Starliner is going back to the factory AGAIN?

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Re: The next deadline for Blue Origin is 3rd September...

"While I agree with your sentiment, the Human Landing System contract doesn't require launching anything into Earth orbit, that's someone else's problem."

That's rather inaccurate. Part of the HLS contract is for the winner to subcontract with their launch provider of choice to get their HLS into lunar orbit so that it can actually be used. Completion of the contract is when the astronauts board the lander in lunar orbit, not when it's put into it's shipping container on terra-firma.

Linux 5.14 had plenty of commits, work has gone smoothly – and it should debut next week

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"It's a classic case of 'Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit myself in the head with an ice pick,'" he wrote."

Has that ever been a problem??

So the data centre's 'getting a little hot' – at 57°C, that's quite the understatement

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Re: I was working in the lab, late one night ....

have a coworker that had a bit of an incident with an N2 leak. He was even wearing a canary (O2 monitor) and had done some checks. All seemed clear. While checking for loose connections he ducked into the back of a cabinet. And almost immediately blacked out and fell back out where he quickly came around again. Turns out the back of the cabinet was badly ventilated and there was an N2 leak back there. He had inhaled right as he had bent down and stuck his head in. And if you're breathing absolutely pure N2 with NO oxygen there's basically no hypoxia effects apparently. It's just straight to lights out. The O2 monitor clipped to his chest never even went off.

Had a lucky escape that he fell straight back out without injuring himself any further and had coworkers on hand with knowledge of the effects of N2 to catch him and make sure he was alright. Came off as far as anyone can tell no worse for wear.

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Re: I once had to do something similar in a Skoda...

Had the same happen to me in my Fiat in the middle of one of the coldest winters in a long time in NL. Cue me trundling down the highway in the middle of winter with the drivers window opened most of the way, in a t-shirt with the heating cranked to 100. Gotta give the spaghetti-munchers credit, for an Italian car the Brava had surprisingly good heating through the heater matrix and it was keeping the car quite comfortably warm with -7 degrees C air blasting in through the window and into the heater from outside.

Cloud load balancer snafu leads to 3D printer user printing on a stranger's kit

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Unfortunately yes.

Fortunately with the cost of todays basic electronics for running a 3d printer being fairly low (though prone to rise due to fab capacity shortages) the proprietary solutions are very often more expensive and more shit than the free alternatives. There's little my fairly stock Creality Ender 3 couldn't do that a much, much more expensive "closed source" printer does.

Zoom incompatible with GDPR, claims data protection watchdog for the German city of Hamburg

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Re: Let's just hire every person in Europe to be a bureaucrat

The problem in the US is that you don't have to deal with JUST the regulations of the United States of America federal government but also with the (often conflicting or at least very different) state laws and even local municipal laws. And then there's 20001 different agencies on both federal, state and municipal levels who often have their own interpretation on what the laws should be regardless of what the actual laws read.

WhatsApp pulls plug on Taliban helpline, shuts down official-looking accounts

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Facebook et al. don't care who uses their product as long as it gets them eyes looking at their adverts or data to flog.

Bans like this is really obviously doing the absolute minimum they can get away with doing. Nobody cared before the Taliban took over about their use of Whatsapp or Facebook, it's only when it comes into the general public eye that any steps are taken.

Blue Origin sues NASA for awarding SpaceX $3bn contract to land next American boots on the Moon

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There will be no winners

Except the lawyers. Who will probably be buying another yacht.

BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'

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Re: I swear ...

Just leave a 50 quid note under the foot of your computer monitor as a contribution to the BOFH beer fund. He doesn't usually care about the foot-folk unless they cross him.

See that last line in the access list? Yeah, that means you don't have an access list

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Re: One time for an audit

Sounds like a sparky that needs a good PAT testing

Scalpel! Superglue! This mouse won't fix its own ball

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Re: Ball crud

Oh the fun you could have with those. Just rotate the mouse mat of your unsuspecting coworkers and laugh as their mouse suddenly moves 90 degrees in the wrong direction.