* Posts by El_Fev

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Tech titan Bill Gates: Polio-free India one of the 'most impressive accomplishments' ever

El_Fev

Too think

what could have been accomplished if he had of paid his fair share in tax rather than making sure he paid as little as possible

Apple-hungry thieves defy sinking New York City crime stats

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Re: maybe it's the idiot to ipad ratio..

What utter rubbish, how exactly do android use their stuff? in their pockets without taking them out?

Just accept it, your stuff is crap and not even robbers want to nick em!

Army spaffed millions up the wall on flawed Capita online recruiting system - report

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Same old suspects every single damn time..

I'm sorry but IBM, Accenture, Capita G$S , hitachi, EDS etc should be banned from all government contracts ,

jesus we could get better results from using trained monkeys, how they keep getting work , with failure after failure on their books is a national scandal!

Apple, Samsung get a room to settle patent war. Forgive us if we don't hold our breath

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Re: If anything..

All you've really shown in that post is that you would get an iPhone if you could afford it. I'd love a Rolls Royce for £10 but that aren't happening either, but guess what I can afford the ford focus which does the same thing but does not look as good.

If Apple phone was rubbish they would have simple gone out of business by now, but they haven't and they continue to make money hand over fist, but you have other cheaper choices to make and constantly whining on about how Apple doesn't make cheaper phones is a waste of your energy and time, just ignore them.

Samsung: Ta-da! We made $7.8bn. What do you mean you expected another BILLION?

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Peak Samsung

Come on Reg that's got to be a meme in the making

Fanbois, prepare to lose your sh*t as BRUSSELS KILLS IPHONE dock

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Re: Meh

Apple are a niche player and heading towards extinction according to all the haters, so why do you care so much what they do??

Sky rapped over PREMATURE SEXY CONDOM ad

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lol

"Sky has escaped a serious pounding. "

I see what you did there

GOV.UK's criminal record check IT job blow: Home Office snubs new design

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Re: Corrupt and Perverse is always a Precedent....

Yes yes now if you can head back to Labour party headquarters and leave the rest of us still paying for the 10 Billions pound NHS IT feck up and the countless other wastes of money that Labour wracked up in 13 years of government , we would all be grateful.

Omnishambles ... OMNISHAMBLES.... 10 Billion pounds wasted and you have the cheek to critque!

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Re: Don't peerage titles usually come with an "of..."

I keep reading MLF as MILF ...:D

Google puts kibosh on Hong Kong data center plan, says it's too costly

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The reason for this....

Is that china will no longer have physical access to googles servers

Blighty could put a (WO)MAN on MARS by 2040, says sci minister

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We bring instrument technology, yeah we may not be able to launch the sods but we can build the instruments

Universal Credit: £40 MILLION and counting's been spaffed up the wall on useless IT gear

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Losing 40 Million is annoying..

But compared to the 10 Billions spunked up the wall by Prescott and his merry band for the NHS , this is absolute nothing!

Good god by government standards this is a raging success, how much did the court system cost before that was thrown into the bin? 500 Million?

Microsoft: Don't listen to 4chan ... especially the bit about bricking Xbox Ones

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How does it brick the console though?

Surely it will just refuse to run the code? why does it brick the console when it finds something it doesn't understand? is this a security hack to stop ripped games from ever being run?

Surely it should just default back to its original condition ?

IDS finally admits what EVERYONE ELSE already knows: Universal Credit will be late

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Hold on a second, how is this a humliation ? only 140 Million over? thats fucking fantastic for a government system, labours pissed away 10 Billion and counting on the NHS system , ffs 140! we should be celebrating!

SpaceX Falcon 9 reaches MONEY RING with successful launch

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What I love about this site.

Is that when it comes to article on space, there is not of the fanboi baiting that you get with the mobile phone articles etc .

Kudo's

iPhone slips in Europe as Windows Phone claims OVER 10% market share

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Re: I'd like to think

Apple make more money than anyone else from Smartphones, no one even comes close, and while the others all have to compete with the same operating system, apple has its users all to itself.

I have never seen so much utter rubbish posted in my life lol

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@KiwiAndy errrr in terms of smartphone mobiles , Apple makes more profit that all the others combined, since when did Samsungs mobile divion make more than Apples??

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Re: Lolz

What drugs are you on, they are making more money than ever before !

MPs back call to boycott low-taxed tat from Amazon over Xmas

El_Fev

Re: STFU

What thins like defence, health care, social services , education the things the keep a country running and therefore allow it to spend money on discount books, those kinds of things? Seriously how stupid are you?

El_Fev

Re: Lies, damn lies, and....

@Squander Two OK obviously your young so I'll explain to you how it goes ...

Starbucks have 4.3 Billion of sales.

They make say 2 Billion profits

They then tell the tax man that their head office, Starbucks Luxembourg, charges them 2.1 billion for use of their IP rights.

Starbucks makes no "profit" in UK.

Starbucks has 750 shops and been in this country for 14 years and never made a "Profit"!!

In the case of Amazon you can be damn sure they made profit on their sales, they just ensured that they also made a lost to another whole owned Amazon company!

El_Fev

Re: Do what we want, not what we say

That tax goes to pay for NHS, Defence etc so suck it up!

El_Fev

Re: Do what we want, not what we say

@Jugernautilus , yes they should and until they do how about you and your mates stop cleaning out the posterior of Amazon and encourage them to treating paying tax as a vital part of being a member of this society!

How STEVE JOBS saved Apple's bacon with an outstretched ARM

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Re: Mangled history @ Anonymous Coward 2013 12:57 GMT

GET A LIFE!!!

I can see why you posted AC!

Apple supplier's '11-hours-a-day' toilers have '1 day off a month'

El_Fev

I love the register, but they go bloody close to libel someday's!

Undercover BBC man exposes Amazon worker drone's daily 11-mile trek

El_Fev

blah blah blah whine whine whine spot the media studies student!

iPHONE 5c FACTORY SHUTDOWN: Foxconn 'halts' mobe rebrand op

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Re: Premium ?

blah blah blah ... lets just short cut it, you want one , but your poor get over it.

Microsoft fires devs into the cloud with Visual Studio Online

El_Fev

So essentially....

Microsoft will have access to any source your company is stupid enough to upload to the "Cloud"

SWEET WEEPING JESUS

Microsoft, Xamarin give Visual Studio a leg-up for... iOS and Android?

El_Fev

Subcription only ??

GTFO

'Daddy, can I use the BLACK iPAD?': Life with the Surface Pro 2

El_Fev

Your lying! I use visual studio every day for my job and there is no way to use it with a mouse, and a serious amount of ram to do serious work. So you are just plain lying

ETERNAL PATENT WAR: Apple and Samsung locked in battle again

El_Fev

Re: Sigh

I reckon someone was coming close to finally revealing PJ's identity

Apple ships cures for Mail, iBooks, MacBook Pro maladies

El_Fev

Re: And as for internet sharing...

Why would you do that ? Don't you have a wifi router ? Why are you trying to turn your macbook into a Access point? I assume you are at your home and unless you have an old fashioned router and the macbook is wired into ti , its simpler and safer to buy and access point to connect to the router rather than use your macbook, they cost like £15

iPad 4 is so OVER: 5 times as many fanbois now using iPad Air - survey

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Re: I suppose...

Such an obvious and blatant lie lmao, your saying a bunch of strangers just randomly came up to you to comment on how impressed they were with you working on a tablet HAHAHAHA GTFO

Yeah right because that always happens on a plane you lying git!

IBM gives up fight to build CIA's $600m secret cloud, hands deal to Amazon

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@frank ly

You got it in one!

Leveson: My Whingers' Charter™ is PERFECT, you impudent MPs

El_Fev

The whole "Phone Hacking" thing an be prevented by the police doing their jobs and the MP's not telling them to ignore it!

Those actions were illegal then and are still illegal now!

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good article..

This is what happens when you allow like Hugh Grant and Coogan , plus MPs to be involved in press regulation!

NHS tears out its Oracle Spine in favour of open source

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As somene who worked on the first project...

About time this was done. I was a mere coder and therefore saw firsthand the prescott administere disaster happening.

They should have done it in stages one by one the first time. With the spine being developed and then adding the extra services to it.

Say what you like about oracle, at least they did not use SQL server and Biztalk that Accenture used which was an absolute disaster from start to finish.

The Spine may have been a success, but how much did it cost to build the kind of transactional ssytem used by literally dozens of trading houses around the world!

Dear Apple: Want to stay in business? Make an iPhone people can afford

El_Fev

This report is complete and utter rubbish

The only thing that matters is does Apple continue to make a profit on its iPhone business. How exactly does making a bigger market with less profit and diluting your brand image by selling cheap phones help?

Is BMW going out of business becuase its not selling some cheap junk ass £5 car to indians?

As long as Apple keep their brand, keep producing quality, which people are prepared to pay for, then joining the race to the bottom is for idiots.

Thats why they are Apple with 150 Billion in cash and he's a analysts earning 60K a year if lucky, what a cretin!

Chip, Chip hooray at Samsung outweighs slack gadget numbers

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Because Apple is a MAJOR customer of Samsung for the manufacturing of the chips for the iPhone and IPad...Jesus wept you are how old?

Third of Brits now regularly fondling their slabs, say beancounters

El_Fev

Re: Jesus there's room for everyone..

No you don't so stop lying

El_Fev

Re: Jesus there's room for everyone..

Awh didums

El_Fev

Jesus there's room for everyone..

Android is the ford and Apple is the BMW , they both will make profits. Fords will sell more, but most people would rather have a BMW if they had the money.

In the end they are aimed at different markets.

Androids are in the race to the bottom , while apple will continue to charge there prices and sell they can make and add to that 144Billion cash pile.

APPLE is the new COCA-COLA: Bubble-beverage globocorp beaten by Foxconn rebrander

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@AC 16:00 GMT

True that, when it copmes to brand recognition you will have to go aways before you pass either coca cola or the Mouse!

First Twitter, now Candy Crush King. So who ISN'T 'filing a secret IPO'?

El_Fev

Candy Crush..

Is electronic class A drugs :(

DEAD STEVE JOBS kills Apple bounce patent from BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Bit confused ...

The prior art is the company making the patent...:S

'200 million' fanbois using iOS 7 just a week after release - study

El_Fev

Yeah sure you have an iPad :S

Fan whips out own pair of iPhone 32Cs, 'unlocks' mobe using breasticle

El_Fev

Nice click bait...

I bet if you has of mentioned it was dudes you would not have got half as many views as you have now... tut

One of last few iPhone 5Ss STOLEN from within MASSIVE POLICE CORDON at Apple Store

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You know whats funny...

I'm willing to put cold hard cash and bet that 99.99% of the people posting on this thread don't even have an IPhone you sad sad twats lol Why do you care its not your money or your phone LOL

#You do realize you come over as sad gits gutted that the pretty girl won't go out with you yet again , don't you ??

Rotten Apple iOS 7 fury: Glitchy audio or is today's music really that bad?

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Again with the server overload rubbish...

Jesus Christ 100 million people try downloading at the same time, what the hell do you expect! "Patience" its just not an English word people.

Dyson takes Samsung to court in UK over vacuum cleaner

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Re: RE: If Dyson is so rubbish why do they sell so much ?

Yeah that works once, but millions of times , through multiple iterations?

Its the dogs bollocks and you know it

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