* Posts by joeW

447 posts • joined 9 Mar 2012

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Crash, bang, wallop: What a power-down. But what hit the kill switch?

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Re: Quick

Some New Mexicans, I assume, are good people.

A once-in-a-lifetime Opportunity: NASA bids emotional farewell to its cocky, hardworking RC science car on Mars

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sent to space in 2004... carrying pieces of the World Trade Center

That strikes me as a very odd thing to do.

LibreOffice 6.2 is here: Running up a Tab at the NotebookBar? You can turn it all off if you want

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"Everyone loves a bit of REGEX torture"

^^ This, but unsarcastically.

Pants-purveyor in plea for popularity: It's not just any pork push... it's an M&S 'love sausage'

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Re: Will nobody think of the parents!

"It's a sausage shaped like a heart"

Worried about Brexit food shortages? North Korean haute couture has just the thing

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Spotted in a North Korean men's fashion magazine: edible shirts

I'm more taken aback by the news that North Korea has a men's fashion magazine.

Ever feel like all your prayers go unheard? The Catholic Church has an app for that

joeW

Re: No point

Same issue again though, surely he already knows how devoted you are?

Wanted – have you seen this MAC address: f8:e0:79:af:57:eb? German cops appeal for logs in bomb probe

joeW

Re: I guess plod IQ problems are universal...

Whats the relationship between MAC address and IMEI number?

Excuse me, sir. You can't store your things there. Those 7 gigabytes are reserved for Windows 10

joeW

Re: I think I can spare 7Gb out of the 8Tb I'm using for storage at the moment.

First they came for my gigabytes, and I did not speak out because I have terabytes...

China's loose Chang'e: Probe lands on far side of the Moon in science first, says state media

joeW

Re: Nanu nanu shazbat!

Can we not have one comment thread that doesn't devolve into 'merkin political poo-flinging?

The Great British Curry: Put down the takeaway, you're cooking tonight

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Naan

I know you said you never found home-made naans to be worth the faffing, but I've had great success with this recipe - https://www.halfbakedharvest.com/homemade-naan-step-step-photos/

Also, raising a glass to the late Mr Haines here. Sláinte!

A year after Logitech screwed over Harmony users, it, um, screws over Harmony users: Device API killed off

joeW

Re: They should stick to mice and keyboards

I'm still rocking my MX-510 from 2004. I switched to a RAT-7 for about a year but after it died on me I went back to Old Faithful.

IBM: Co-Op Insurance talking direct to coding subcontractor helped collapse of £55m IT revamp project

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Re: What a sac of vipers

At one company I worked we used to refer to their "Worst of both worlds" approach as the Wagerfall methodology.

Newsflash: Twitter still toxic place for women, particular those of color, Amnesty study finds

joeW

Re: in other news

"the lady... is still blocked"

I'm sure she's quite devastated.

The Palm Palm: The Derringer of smartphones

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Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

I've more commonly heard it called the condom pocket. That may say a lot about the company I keep I suppose.

No not THAT kind of Office Wizard! Roll a diplomacy check to win the election: Vote tie resolved by a D20

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Re: Statistically speaking

AR could certainly liven up games of Warhammer.

BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol

joeW

Re: "Woah there Simon! don't give away all of the helldesk secrets!"

Being let in on certain tricks of the trade is a sure sign that this boss is rapidly approaching his natural expiration date.

Millennials 'horrify' their neighbours with knob-shaped lights display

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"It's deeply offensive" says 53 year old man

Hang on, I thought it was the middle-aged men who were supposed to complain about rainbow-haired Millennial snowflakes being too easily bloody offended these days?

Euro consumer groups: We think Android tracking is illegal

joeW

What version are you running? Maps has access to neither body sensors nor contacts on my phone and works fine.

AI snaps business titan jaywalking

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Re: I think I need to follow Ethan Hunt's example

Good idea. Although cameras can recognise your general build and body-shape too, you some kind of loose flowing cover for your entire body is in order. Maybe add a little mesh panel at the top for you to see out of.

Wait a second...

Pasta-covered cat leads to kid night operator taking apart the mainframe

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Re: RE: Dried Pasta & Stubborn, Unmoving Cats...

You can't train a cat, all you can do is make it more sneaky about doing whatever it wants to do.

Top AI conference NIPS won't change its name amid growing protest over 'bad taste' acronym

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Re: Objections by those who contribute nothing, as ever

"Anima Anandkumar, director of research at Nvidia and a professor at the computer and mathematical sciences department at the California Institute of Technology, began circulating the #ProtestNIPS hashtag on Twitter"

Yeah, definitely sounds like a disinterested commie to me. Just as well your contributions to the machine learning field dwarf hers, or you'd look a bit silly right now.

All through the house, not a creature was stirring... especially Samsung smartwatches: Batteries empty at 3AM

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In the same way that no battle plan survives first contact with the enemy, no QA test plan can adequately cover the stupidity of the general public when they start using your code.

Cabinet Office: Forget about Verify – look at our 3,000 designers (and 56 meetups)

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"which now has over 3,000 designers"

Sounds a lot like bragging that one's kitchen has over 3000 cooks.

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

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Re: Silly first name.

"It was a term used by the Highland clans about anybody"

Be that as it may, the root of the word is from the gaelic for "Saxon" and it means "English".

Which has lead to one of the more amusing new Irish words in recent years, "Sasamach" (Brexit) - which sounds almost identical to "Sasanach" (English) but is also portmanteau of "Sasana" (England) and "Amach" (out).

joeW

Re: Silly first name.

"So-called gaelic spellings = affectation"

Spoken like a true sassanach!

Don't get THAT personal, says personalised cards firm Moonpig. Dick pics. They mean dick pics

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Marketing gimmick?

The "Don't do this" tweet will get a lot of people thinking of creative ways to skirt around the prohibition, and of course they'll then proudly tweet about the resulting cards. Fantastic campaign, give the marketing-droid a raise.

Salesforce dogged by protests, leaked emails, and guerrilla blimps on first day of Dreamforce

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Re: El Reg now politically biased....you're outta here!

You're either new here, or this is the first time El Reg's political bias has run contrary to your own.

Danish submariner sent down for life for murder of journalist Kim Wall

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Never mind that animal

The important question is, what will happen to the sub?

We already give up our privacy to use phones, why not with cars too?

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best "to buy a really old car that isn't super-connected"

Car companies are actively trying to retro-fit this stuff into older models too. I took my 2010 Volkswagen in for a dealer service a few weeks ago, and when I went to collect it I was told "We've also given you a free* upgrade called 'VW Connect'"

Basically a VW-branded OBD bluetooth dongle that would pair with a free* VW smartphone app. One of the features apparently was that it would sent engine diagnostic info to my nearest VW dealer in the event of a fault and other "wait....what?" items. I took the dongle back off and it's sitting in the glove box for when I eventually go to sell the car.

* You know the saying at this point I'm sure

Viagra's Irish plant STILL giving local men and dogs stiffies (not really)

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Ringaskiddy

Also home to a business called "Chubb Ireland" - https://goo.gl/maps/zUqUKxEbyFT2

Incidentally I just moved to a nearby location myself. Must start leaving the windows open more.

Alibaba beats Google for IaaS market share, with IBM out of sight

joeW

Re: The next big thing

Which conference was this?

Asking for a friend....

Stealth, lightweight Android breaks cover

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Re: Apps are more of a problem

There's an official "Facebook Lite" app that uses a hell of a lot less resources and doesn't hog your battery and data or auto-play videos by default or any of that nonsense. It's only available in the Play store if you're from somewhere like India or anywhere cheaper low-powered smartphones are the norm, but you can side-load the apk no problem. I keep it onboard for the rare occasion I might need to use Facebook - and the integrated Messenger function still works, no seperate app needed.

It's happening! Official retro Thinkpad lappy spotted in the wild

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Re: "Fn button on the bottom left where Ctrl ought to be"

Incredibly frustrating indeed. A work laptop I was issued some years ago suffered from this design flaw and I ended up popping the "Fn" key off entirely. I use "Ctrl" quite a lot and the "Fn" key maybe once or twice a day - the absense of a key helped me to retrain my left pinky quite quickly, and on the few occasions I needed the "Fn" I'd just poke down the little switch thing with the end of a pen.

Daily Stormer booted off internet again, this time by Namecheap

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Re: Vileness in public

To the best of my knowledge, ISIS have yet to take personal details of the innocents who were killed in terrorist ram-raid attacks and smear them on the Internet. Perhaps there's a good slogan in that - "The Daily Stormer - Literally Less Classy Than ISIS"

May the excessive force be with you: Chap cuffed after Star Trek v Star Wars row turns bloody

joeW

Re: Mission

"Sisko's on a mission

To go no bloody place

He loiters on a space station

Above Bajoran space

The wormhole's opened up and now

They come from near and far

We'll keep the booze but please send back

The fucking Jem-hadar!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieccm5PWA1I

That apple.com link you clicked on? Yeah, it's actually Russian

joeW

Vivaldi 1.8 on Win 7 here - both addresses showing correctly. Quite surprising since its using the Chromium engine, and yet my current version of Chrome is getting bamboozled.

Burger King's 'OK Google' sad ad saga somehow gets worse

joeW

Re: Android Auto - 50 shades of shit.

Fair enough, I'm OK with Google Maps but I'm not a heavy SatNav user - I know it has limitations for those who are.

This might interest you in the near future - http://www.androidauthority.com/beta-invite-waze-android-auto-761632/

Waze for AA is currently in Beta. Once that's in place, you might find it more useful.

joeW

Re: Burger King

Their burgers aren't bad as such things go. Possibly even contain some actual beef.

joeW

Re: that said, here's a challenge to Google - I *dare* you !!!!!!

Just say "Cancel" if that happens. Assuming you're using the Android Auto app while driving that is.

Microsoft raises pistol, pulls the trigger on Windows 7, 8 updates for new Intel, AMD chips

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Re: This should help Apple and Linux

I'm not a huge Microsoft hater. I've eventually gotten to like most of their products, and while I've dabbled a bit in Linux it's never really grabbed me.

Thing is, I've been using Windows 10 for over a year on one of my machines (a laptop for college stuff), and I still absolutely hate it. My main desktop at home, my media PC, and my work desktop are all still on 7 - when that reaches EOL, I really won't have any choice but to learn to love Linux.

Irish! data! police! are! preparing! to! whack! Yahoo! over! that! hack!

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It isn't like Yahoo don't get the Apple treatment on Irish taxes too though. A few years ago they reported over €300 million in revenue here, posted a €3 million profit from that, and paid just a few hundred K of corporation tax as a result.

Y'know CSS was to kill off HTML table layout? Well, second time's a charm: Meet CSS Grid

joeW

Re: Finally!

"tables are still a fundamental part of the structure of nine out of ten webpages."

Bollocks.

Decapitating Rockall: How a 1970s Navy expedition blasted the top off the Atlantic islet

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A Register Rockall article?

Interesting read, but tinged with a little sadness. Still miss the great Lester Haines.

Lap(top) of luxury: Porsche Design revs up 2-in-1 Windows 10 slab

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I'd be less worried about it picking up pocket fluff and more concerned about it pinching the skin off my fingers when I forget there's a set of moving metal teeth hidden around the back of the lid while opening it.

Mag publisher Future stored your FileSilo passwords in plaintext. Then hackers hit

joeW

Re: Future Publishing

I think "Amstrad Action" was one of theirs too.

Vivaldi and me: Just browsing? Nah, I'm sold

joeW

Re: Developer Tools

It uses the Chromium engine, so the dev tools are pretty much identical to Chrome's. It can also install quite a few add-ons from the Chrome "store", if that takes your fancy.

Former Mozilla dev joins chorus roasting antivirus, says 'It's poison!'

joeW

Re: Problem with Anti-Virus

Reminds me of an Internet Café (god, remember those?) I worked at about 15 years back. We tried AV to keep the fleet clean but with an endless parade of clueless fuckwits clicking on every flashing banner that moved it just didn't work.

In the end we went with no AV on the customer PCs, restoring them to a clean image with Norton Ghost every night after closing, and keeping the payment terminals, etc, on a seperate subnet. Saved time, money and headaches.

'Celebgate' nudes thief gets just nine months of porridge

joeW

Re: fappening

Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.

Stanford boffins find 'correlation between caffeine consumption and longevity'

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I AM IMMORTAL!!!

Peace-sign selfie fools menaced by fingerprint-harvesting tech

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Re: For the 1,000th time

It was Motorola who started the bloody stupid fad, about two years before Apple and the rest lemming'd merrily after them.

http://webcusp.com/list-of-all-fingerprint-scanner-enabled-smartphones/

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