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Facebook settles landmark revenge porn case with UK teen for undisclosed sum

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Re: Interesting questions

veti is absolutely correct, I have had legal advice to this effect. Google "Godfrey v Demon" for relevant UK case law.

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Wait, what? The Linux Kernel Mailing List archives lived on ONE PC? One BROKEN PC?

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Re: Old school

Ah, you mock but those technologies have replaced thousands of lines of brittle, home grown code - now it's a simple task of maintaining a few hundred configuration files in XML, YAML, JSON and M4. Much easier! Now, if you don't mind I'll continue searching NPM for a library that can tell me the length of a String.

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Ecuador tried to make Julian Assange a diplomat

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Which position does Assange play? Which indeed.

Well, he's certainly gone from left wing to defence, and after a number of spectacular own goals he's risking being permanently sidelined. From there who knows? There's always orange boy, although to date Trump hasn't shown much interest.

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Next; tech; meltdown..? Mandatory; semicolons; in; JavaScript; mulled;

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Re: Anyone seen a single line C program ?

Actually, after 20 years of Java threading I'm coming around to the JavaScript everything-is-a-callback idea. Yes it's a bit clunky at times, but clunky is better than looks-correct-but-isn't, which is what normally happens with threads at some point. There's a lot to be said for a purely event-driven model.

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Re: ...programmers, aware that every additional character offers another chance to make an error...

Personally I leave all the brackets out of my equations, as by this metric it makes them more likely to be correct.

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Beer hall putz: Regulator slaps northern pub over Nazi-themed ad

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Replaced Nazi with black or jew in the original article and see if you can figure it out yourself.

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Memo man Damore is back – with lawyers: Now Google sued for 'punishing' white men

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Re: I am confused

I would argue there was a very strong political slant that suddenly disappeared when Lewis left. I liked his writing on some topics, but he let dogma get in the way of science on his environmental stuff.

Anyone else remember the absurd column on climate change he (presumably) approved from some random clown who worked in IT from memory, and had no experience in the field whatsoever? I remember commenting on it but have been trawling through the last ten years and can't find it, so maybe it's been pulled. The site was turning into a joke for a while.

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Meltdown, Spectre bug patch slowdown gets real – and what you can do about it

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PCID support

# grep -q pcid /proc/cpuinfo && echo ok

ok

Looking good here, so I'll be sitting tight for the next kernel. This is on a Xeon E2560 but from Intels site, should apply to anyone with an Xeon E3 or later (launched 2011). Would it be a fair guess that anyone doing serious crunching is going to be doing it with a Xeon? I think I'm right that the Core series is limited to a single CPU per motherboard?

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You GNOME it: Windows and Apple devs get a compelling reason to turn to Linux

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Re: How do you know if someone uses Arch Linux?

Based on the comments here, it's the same for Mint.

Hint for above poster: DistroWatch users are a self-selecting subset of Linux users primarily interested in which distro they're using. Everyone else just wants something that works reasonably well and doesn't feel the need to bang on about it.

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UK drone collision study didn't show airliner window penetration

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@LedSwinger

You could make that same argument about guns - guns are safe in the hands of sensible people, the law won't stop criminals one bit etc. etc - this is basically the NRA playbook.

Except that, in the real world, guns kill a lot of people in the US where this line of reasoning is accepted, and not many in the UK where it is not and guns are essentially banned. At the very least this implies that it's not quite as simple as you make out, and - again, following the gun analogy - it there is to be a register or restrictions on sale and use, it should be done early before the horse has bolted.

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We translated Intel's crap attempt to spin its way out of CPU security bug PR nightmare

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Re: Late to the party

Isn't making it go mainstream before this date kind of a bad thing?

I'm pretty sure that's how journalism works.

Biting the hand that feeds IT. It's even on the masthead.

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Russia could chop vital undersea web cables, warns Brit military chief

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Cut off the UK?!?!

Good lord, but he's right. The US is our major trade partner! Our nearest land mass! Our special relationship!

Oh, what a thing it is to be an island with no nearby continent to communicate or trade with, forced to send our exports across 3000 miles of unforgiving ocean and forever at the mercy of the Russians snipping the phone line.

If only there was somewhere else to turn, perhaps a continent of half a billion like minded souls some 20 miles away. We can but dream of such a world.

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Checkmate: DeepMind's AlphaZero AI clobbered rival chess app on non-level playing, er, board

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Re: AI = Marketing = Lying

Techies are well aware that artificial intelligence is not intelligence, but it's still the blanket term that's used for this range of technology. Like the use of "hacker" for "cracker", your argument was lost a long time ago. See also "decimate", "tea" instead of infusion, the list goes on.

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Why is Wikipedia man Jimbo Wales keynoting a fake news conference?

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Re: Pot calls Kettle black

And your point is what, exactly? That we should hold Wikipedia to a lower standard because many of the pages are wrong?

No argument from me, but the point of the article is its founder is giving a lecture on "fake news". So it's ironic, innit.

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Someone tell Thorpe Lane in Suffolk their internet sucks – they're still loading the page

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Re: Sydney ... in Australia

Ahh, my dear Philip.. Never presume.

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Tesla reveals a less-long-legged truck, but a bigger reservation price

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Re: Electricity vs Petrol/Diesel prices

Freeloader? Hardly. The government is doing what it's supposed to do, using policy and tax revenue to gradually change behaviour of for the betterment(*) of society. See also: tax on cigareets, disability benefits, that sort of thing

(*) if there's an argument to be made, this is the point you would make it on.

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'Gimme Gimme Gimme' Easter egg in man breaks automated tests at 00:30

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Didn't know about "who is god" - nice.

"aptitude -v moo" (with multiple levels of v) still works too, as does "apt moo".

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Mm, sacrilicious: Greggs advent calendar features sausage roll in a manger

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The body of christ

Turns out to be 98% gristle

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Brit moron tried buying a car bomb on dark web, posted it to his address. Now he's screwed

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West Midlands is the middle west, not middle east. Middle eastern would be Cambridgeshire. Do keep up.

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Intel's super-secret Management Engine firmware now glimpsed, fingered via USB

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BadUSB (and by extension, the hypothetical rooted android device) both create a dodgy USB device which interacts with the OS to do bad things. I know about that (I've built quite a few USB devices myself). They don't "attack the baseline controller", but act as a keyboard, disk - all normal devices that the OS would expect to see, but programmed in a way to attack the target computer by sending malicious keystrokes etc.

But this hack requires the USB device to interact with the Intel lights-out chip, not the OS. That was the point I was making: while the OS is running, the OS is in control of all USB communications and would (I believe) have to explicitly allow the device to communicate with the lights out chip. This is because USB is a single-master design, so you cannot have two USB controllers acting on the bus at the same time.

USB devices report themselves by vendor and product ID, so it's possible that the Intel management chip would intercept any USB devices of a certain type (the described JTAG-to-USB device) and not report them to the OS. Then, this attack would work against a running computer. But that's not what was reported.

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Yeah. I'm just wondering that myself. If you have USB access you can probably also reach the power button, in which case - short of full disk encryption - you're pwned anyway.

Not sure I buy the hacking model of distributing USB disks with rootkits on them - yes, I've seen Mr Robot - I know that it's possible, but it's a bit specialised and doesn't scale well. Plus, I presume the stick has to be in the drive when the machine boots, no? It's not like if you plug in a USB stick claiming to be a JTAG interface it will somehow magically bypass the OS USB stack and go straight to the lights-out chip. That might fly with firewire but USB has only a single master.

In short, nice hack and Intel deserve a kick up the arse, but I don't see this being a major risk - unless it works without booting the machine, and with the software-simulated USB over XHCI as someone posited above. Then we're all fucked.

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Irish priests told to stop bashing bishops

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Calgary.

Essentially this is the plot of Calgary, a fine film with Brendan and Domhall Gleeson, Chris O'Dowd, Aiden Gillen amongst others. Not bashing bishops, I hasten to add, but the erosion of respect for the catholic church in Ireland. Well worth a watch

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Parity calamity! Wallet code bug destroys $280m in Ethereum

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Reminds me of Multiplicity. Devops1 was near perfect, but the facsimilies get worse and by Devops 250 they'll be licking windows.

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Paradise Papers were not an inside job, says leaky offshore law firm

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Re: Live by the sword, die by the sword

You joke but there's probably something to this. The normal pattern for a hack this size is gloating attribution, but this one was leaked to Süddeutsche Zeitung and no hacking crew has publicly claimed responsibility.

I imagine the moment when they realised what sort of data they had (and who it was on) was a bit of an "oh, fuck" moment.

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Manafort, Stone, Trump, Papadopoulos, Kushner, Mueller, Russia: All the tech angles in one place

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> expect The Usual Suspects to come along shortly

Well you certainly called that: Big John was the very next reply, bringing his usual but-but-benghazi dross with him, with bombastic bob to follow. All we need now is Matt Bryant for the nutjob trifecta.

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DJI Aeroscope won't stop drone-diddlers flying round airports

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Great photo, but reading the comments below led to this and this. The quote from the FAA incident was (apparently):

"WHILE PASSING THROUGH FL180, DURING THE DESCENT FOR A LANDING AT TAMPA, FLORIDA, THE AIRCREW HEARD A LOUD BANG AND THE RADAR SYSTEM FAILED. IT WAS AN OTHERWISE NORMAL APPROACH TO LANDING, IN CLEAR SKY, WITH NO TURBULENCE. THE AIRCRAFT CONTINUED TO HANDLE NORMALLY AND THE SUBSEQUENT LANDING WAS WITHOUT INCIDENT. A POST FLIGHT INSPECTION OF THE AIRCRAFT NOTED THE NOSE RADOME WAS DENTED IN AND CRACKED. IT APPEARS THE INNER PLY OF THE RADOME HAD SEPARATED FROM THE OUTER SHELL AND THIS RESULTED IN A TWO FOOT DIAMETER DELAMINATION, AND THE FRONT TIP OF THE RADOME TO CAVE IN. NO EVIDENCE WAS FOUND OF ANY BIRD OR OTHER FOREIGN OBJECT IMPACT. A REVIEW OF THE AIRCRAFT’S MAINTENANCE RECORD INDICATES THE SUBJECT RADOME WAS INSTALLED ON OCTOBER 21, 2003. FURTHERMORE, THE RECORDS DO NOT INDICATE ANY HISTORY OF RELATED PROBLEMS."

The only thing I'm not clear on is why they had to shout.

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Mastercard blockchain: Millions. Opening up the API: Priceless

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Good morning, that's a nice Blockchain.

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Release the KRACKen patches: The good, the bad, and the ugly on this WPA2 Wi-Fi drama

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You're in a hole Charles, for the love of god stop digging.

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Drone smacks commercial passenger plane in Canada

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@DainB @Airtor1 and presumably others

Thank you for your reply to an article on the risks to commercial aircraft from drones. It appears your point is:

[x] there is no proof it was a Drone

[x] that hitting a Drone is no worse than hitting a bird

[ ] this is just an excuse for governments to clamp down on drone use

[ ] the proposed response will only effect law-abiding drone users

[ ] blah blah freedom

[ ] some other innumerate or illogical argument.

to which I would reply

[x] your standards of proof are unreasonably high

[x] although the odds are small, the consequences of a crash are disastrous

[x] hitting a bird is not a risk-free event either

[x] just because one risk exists doesn't mean you should accept others [credit to first-page AC]

[x] this was no accident; the drone pilot deliberately acted this way.

[ ] some other piece of relatively simple deduction that appears to elude you, you wingnut

and in addition

[ ] otherwise your comment was well considered and thoughtful

[x] risk management. Try again when you understand what those words mean.

[ ] no, the moon landings weren't faked and yes, climate change is real.

[ ] with rights come responsibilities

[ ] back to school junior

[ ] I'm going to burn down your house etc.

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Et tu Accenture? Then fall S3er: Consultancy giant leaks private keys, emails and more online

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You could not be more right.

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Dumb bug of the week: Apple's macOS reveals your encrypted drive's password in the hint box

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Re: Indian...

Prince Phillip? What are you doing here?

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Support team discovers 'official' vendor paper doesn't rob you blind

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Re: Common English words with very different meanings.....

On misunderstandings in Kibbutzim; a mate was there but his hebrew was terrible, and couldn't understand the hilarity when he asked how many carrots he should peel. Turns out the word for 'virgins" is very close to the word for carrots...

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Want to keep in contact with friends and family without having to sell your personal data?

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Mark up? What Mark up?

Pi Model B: £32

10" touchscreen: £50

Camera: £24

SD Card: £5

Case: £5

Total: GBP116, which is USD180 or so at non-apple exchange rates. That's at the economies of scale that most hardware manufacturers could only dream of. Add in the vast quantities of free coverage for the Pi due to articles in the tech and non-tech press, the favourable distribution with Farnel/Newark they no doubt were able to negotiate based on quantity, and the fact that most of their software is written for free by the community.

Now compare to USD200 per unit for this device if you buy three of them.

So I'll need you to clarify where the massive markup is, because I don't see it.

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Funny how the article specifically states the target market is people who don't have the technical ability or inclination to manage doing this sort of stuff over social media, and yet most of the comments are "I can do this with a Raspberry PI, XMPP server, static IP".

Yes, you can. I can too. But $600 so I don't have to fix it on my mum's computer when it breaks would be the best $600 I have ever spent, BAR NONE.

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Re: Eh?

Yawn. You mean I can write a letter, perhaps, or make a phone call? Zip and email some photos perhaps?

Video calls mean Skype or Facetime. Practical photo sharing is going to require something more than email. All are going to require an account of some sort.

Personally I love this product, I can see the idea behind it and I would certainly buy three (in the UK), subject to a few key points:

1. I know they're making their money from hardware, subscriptions, optional extras or storage costs for media, not from selling me as a marketing opportunity to all and sundry.

2. It's got a good noice-cancelling mic and a very, very fucking loud speaker. Old people have bad hearing, doubly so when there are screaming children (unnecessary adjective, all children are screaming). If I'm going to sit across a table from this with my kids talking to my parents, I don't want every second sentence to be "sorry, I missed that".

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Why Uber isn't the poster child for capitalism you wanted

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I was going to post the same link. The LondonReconnections article is by far and away the best article on the topic I've read, although a bit slow as their servers are straining under the load.

The bankrolling issue is definitely a key point. As a friend once pointed out about the business he'd just run from, if you're losing 5p a transaction you can't make it up with volume. I presume Uber is aware of this and so are following the "expand to force everyone else out of the sector, then raise prices" model.

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Quebec takes mature approach to 'grilled cheese' ban

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Re: If even the Canadians can do it

Croque Madame has an egg, not ham. WIthout either, I presume it's just a Croque....

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Ethereum will have transaction chops of Visa in 'a couple of years', founder claims

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Scaling surely has other issues?

https://digiconomist.net/bitcoin-energy-consumption

I haven't actually used these currencies so I'm not sure how the "proof-of-stake" alternatives to "proof-of-work" are coming along, but it strikes me that the existing mining model is essentially insane; a frantic digital race to waste more power than the other guys to ensure your version of the truth prevails.

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Compsci degrees aren't returning on investment for coders – research

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Just me apparently

I'd only hire coders with a CS degree. Yes, anyone can knock out some functioning code, but engineering a maintainable product (or, much harder, part of a product) is a more formal discipline. I don't know if it's effectively taught as part of a CS degree, but I know you're not going to pick it up scripting websites in your spare time.

A few years ago I used to use an interview question I lifted from my first year CS course: I'd outline a Linked-List class, describe it's purpose and ask them to complete the "remove" method. About half my interviewees couldn't finish it, including a few with the degree (yes, I know that most languages come with a LinkedList class, but programming isn't just about assembling pre-existing blocks).

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Signs of ground ice found on ancient protoplanet asteroid Vesta

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Re: What would stop the water evaporating when it hit the Earth

It would definitely evaporate during entry, but it would be trapped by gravity in the atmosphere. When the density got too high it would condense and fall as rain. Same net effect.

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Re: Water from comets or asteroids?

Estimated ass of the asteroid belt is about 3e21kg, 4% that of the moon. Mass of oceans is about 1.4e21 kg. If all the water turned up from asteroids, that's an awful lot of asteroids. Lets say they were 50% water back in the day, that's the entire volume of the current asteroid belt hitting us to supply enough water.

I have to admit when I started this reply I thought that was bollocks, but I suppose in a much lumpier early solar system those numbers aren't beyond belief. It would have made life on earth at the time a little awkward, glad I wasn't about.

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BoJo, don't misuse stats then blurt disclaimers when you get rumbled

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Re: RE: Sabroni

It's not like the EU is forcing us to spend the rebate on chocolate teapots. The money will be spent anyway, probably on the same things that the rebate would cover anyway.

If we had full and complete control of everything (which we're aiming to achieve by closing our eyes and pretending we're the only ones in the room), I'd expect the percentage of that budget that would be spent differently would be fairly miniscule.

Boris, the human clickbait.

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London Tube tracking trial may make commuting less miserable

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No downvote from me; I spent some years on drugs in London and I have to say it was simply marvellous.

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Daily Stormer binned by yet another registrar, due to business risks

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Not censorship

I'm still amazed how many people misunderstand the meaning of "censorship", or think that freedom of speech means something more than just "you won't be prevented from saying it by the government". That's all it is - it's a very, very low bar. No-one has to help them do it, and although they have a right to say it, I'm very much OK with private citizens or corporations trying to stop them exercising that right.

The Daily Stormer can stand on a soapbox on a street corner and shout like all the other nutjobs. Presuming they can find someone to sell them a soapbox.

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Smart meters: 'Dog's breakfast' that'll only save you 'a tenner' – report

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Genuinely struggling to understand why the strong feelings...

I've read four pages of comments, and the article, and I'm still not sure I get why the hatred for these is so vociferous. There are whole websites dedicated to people hating smart meters and 200 comments here that pretty much say the same thing: smart meters are 100% bad.

To sum up what I've got from these pages, people don't like smart meters because:

1. It probably won't save them any money - so they're no better off, but no worse off.

2. It may make the energy company more money - ok, they're 90% fuckers but as this won't cost me anything, good luck to them.

3. They may be turned off remotely deliberately. I thought I'd read that this feature was proposed but discarded due to concerns over liability (if they disconnect a dialysis machine, for example) - can't seem to find this now, but I have found an Ofgem Guidance Document outlining the process for disconnection, which is broadly the same as the current process except that they don't need to make a house call with two polcemen and boltcutters.

4. They may be turned off remotely accidentally - true, but we already live with this risk and call it a "power cut". Getting it turned back on will be a phone call.

5. The meter itself is shit and overpriced - this one I can understand but only on the grounds of "it could be better". I'm offended technically, but not surprised.

6. The meters get it wrong sometimes. First, that's no different to current meters - after reading my dual-tariff meter recently EDF tried to charge me several thousand pounds for the kinds of usage that would have melted the copper in my house. Utility company incompetence exists now and will continue unabated long after we all have smart meters. But smart meters can fix this with software, and the metering hardware, if anything should be more accurate, no? Modern technology and all that.

7. Smart meters give you cancer - ok, haven't seen that one on the Reg, but have seen it elsewhere.

8. They allow the energy company to know when you're using power to spy on you - true, but I'm struggling to care.

9. The might be hacked. Theoretically true, but many orders of magnitude less likely than anything else in the house being hacked for most consumers, and to what end? So someone can read your meter? This risk seems very low.

10. It's a one-off disruption to install - irrelevant in the long term.

11. The meters themselves use power so it's wasteful - OK, but at 4W a meter plus a bit more for the hub (which I believe is optional) it's not exactly going to single-handedly ruin the environment. More data centers being built to process this data is a bit spurious - if we're concerned about this, surely we'd be better off with a single monopoly and one large datacenter?

As for benefits - at a minimum:

1. It stops the nagging calls and knocks on door asking for meter reads, and it saves me banging my head on the hatch to my basement every few months.

2. It also removes the "estimated bill" boondoggle, which always seems to involved the utility taking £400 extra up front then paying it back to me when I close the account.

3. Assuming software bugs are fixed, it should be more accurate and less error prone.

The beef I understand most is that it's a wasted opportunity because they could be better technically, and that it's a typical government IT cockup: overpriced and poorly managed. True, but even with that I'm struggling to find more than a "meh" as an argument against (or for) smart meters. What have I missed?

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Crowdfunding scheme hopes to pay legal fees for Marcus Hutchins

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Re: To get justice in the US...

"I ain't gettin' on no plane, fool" - maybe Mr T was right all along?

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Node.js forks again – this time it's a war of words over anti-sex-pest codes of conduct

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@samzeman, that might be one of the more well thought through comments I've ever read on the Reg. Sadly one upvote is all I can give.

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Nasty firmware update butchers Samsung smart TVs so bad, they have to be repaired

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Re: Get an nVidia shield (or your box of choice)

I made exactly that decision when I bought our new Samsung last month - it has a power cable and an HDMI to a Raspberry Pi, and that's it. I want my screen to be as dumb as possible.

Having read this article today I am feeling rather smug about that decision.

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