* Posts by Steve Button

370 posts • joined 21 Jun 2007


Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties

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I prefer the Pharell Williams song. That death metal is utter noise. Give me some Metallica, Led Zep, Queens of the Stone age, even Rammstein or Korn. But slide the scale up to Venom and Slayer and to my ears it's tuneless, artless, not very imaginitive, lyrically challenged, etc.

Freelance devs: Oh, you wanted the app to be secure? The job spec didn't mention that

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Re: €100 (~$112) or €200 (~$225)

Per hour? But this is to do the whole job, right? And I don't think you could write something like that in one hour.

That's a nice ski speaker you've got there. Shame if it got pwned

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Because skiing or snowboarding aren't dangerous enough already?

I know this story is about security, but really perhaps the bigger threat is from safety.

Just don't have loud music blasting in your ears when you are hurtling down a piste (or riding a bike or jogging).

A helmet is for safety, not for blasting choons into your lug holes.

Customer: We fancy changing a 25-year-old installation. C'mon, it's just one extra valve... Only wafer thin...

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For the first half of reading this article I was imagining computers running using valves instead of transistors. And they started talking about flat screens and laptops, and the timescales just didn't add up. Then the penny dropped. Oh, *that* kind of valves.

The biggest uptick in demand for software devs by bosses is for... *rubs eyes* blockchain engineers?!?

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56% of the respondents are morons, cretins or imbeciles (or all three) so I'm going to disregard the whole thing.

Moneybags Buffett on ditching Oracle stake: I don't think I understand where the cloud is going

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Re: The pendulum swings

AWS and Azure do not use "big honkin' iron" they basically use lots and lots of PCs.

The case of the missing 300 Swiss francs: WIPO fires CIO following probe into allegations of fraud

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Let me get this straight?

Wei Lei used the cashpoint card of a Ms Wei?

Nope. I can't imagine how that could have happened.

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin

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I only ever helf-watched a couple of episodes originally, but as it's Joss Whedon I was thinking of re-visiting it. (being as I loved Firefly, and really like Marvel Agents of Shield)

Would I be wasting my time?

Genuine question. I thought it might be something to enjoy watching with the kids.

You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly

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"A gullible or foolish person."

From https://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-containing-sap thanks Sulky.

WeWork restructuring bites El Reg hacks where it hurts as afternoon brew delayed

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Bloody Vegans

A bit like religious types, I tend to leave them alone. I just wish they would do the same to me.

London's Met police confess: We made just one successful collar in latest facial recog trial

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*just* one successful arrest?

How many arrests would you like to make this trial a success, when they have only used it for a small part of one day!?

I mean, one arrest is a good thing, isn't it?

Or am I missing the point? Are The Reg, and most of your readers, just against the use of this kind of tech per se, or are they suggesting better ways for how it could be tested?

Please be more clear and tell me what to think, as I can't work it out for myself.

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Re: London

yeah, but only since about 1963. Which is before the internet was really a thing, so how are The Reg supposed to know that.

Apple hardware priced so high that no one wants to buy it? It's 1983 all over again

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Re: Workstations

Yeah, the Lisa probably did light a fire under Steve Jobs to go and develop something better, as a skunkworks project after he got kicked out of the team.

The Xerox visit may have been a casual thing, but they really "opened up the kimono" and Steve Jobs as well as Bill Gates were quick to see the potential, and then go away and copy it.

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Re: Just plain embarrassing

Before you put a subject like "Just plain embarrassing" you might want to work on your spelling (It's Xerox, not Zerox) and your grammar (Apple trying to rip of the faithful)

The last one is being picky, but with the history of PARC and all, spelling Xerox wrong should be, erm, embarrassing.

CES flicks the off switch on massager award… and causes a buzz

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They fail to have grasped the point

Probably just as well in a nudist restaurant.

Peak Apple: This time it's SERIOUS, Tim

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Re: Not quite

You are kind of taking the joke literally, and really missing the point.

Linux reaches the big five (point) oh

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Guess he's from Norfolk then?

And he's lost a digit.

High Six!

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans

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Re: Just like buying a magazine.

I guess you aren't a parent. Or perhaps you've got a single child with two parents who can share the responsibility.

It's a negotiation, and the child holds all the cards!! (but most of them don't realise that yet). ;-)

Have you not watched the excellent documentary "Outnumbered" ?

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Re: Just like buying a magazine.

Yes, but sadly there ARE parents who 'just don't care'. And really, they should not be having children. But they do, and it's society's job to protect those children, which means the government. As the parents can't manage to.

These are edge cases, the vast majority of people manage just fine, and don't need this kind of protection.

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Re: Just like buying a magazine.

yes, good point. And I totally agree with you. However, the point I'm trying to make is that there IS still a problem (or is there? Perhaps not) and it's not a one-sided debate like almost everyone here seems to think.

Personally I deal with it as a parent by talking to my kids (and explaining to them that I can view the router logs any time I want to), but I can imagine there are some parents who don't give a shit.

I'm not saying any of the solutions proposed are any good, and I'm not arguing that they should go ahead, which looks likely. I'm just saying that there is a problem, and as technologists we should be suggesting ways to stop the problem, whilst still retaining our own freedoms as adults. There must be some way to do that? (but I can't readily think what it would be)

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Re: Just like buying a magazine.

"All kids should be supervised when using the internet."

Seriously? ALL kids? At ALL times?

Also, these tools that are available most people just don't know about and aren't technical enough to figure out how to set them (or they just don't care)

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Re: Just like buying a magazine.

That's a different argument. Make the age for viewing porn, the same a for sex.

But what about a 10 year old child, who gets to see stuff that just wasn't readily available when I was growing up. I guess by all the thumbs down, people think that children of any age should be allowed to watch anything they happen to stumble across? So, there's not a problem to be solved so just move along?

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Re: So...

Well that's a bit of a straw man, don't you think?

Are children being exposed to naughty audio on a regular basis? And as for text, if young children don't have the imagination or knowledge to work out what they are reading, it's probably not doing them much harm, is it? so, in general yeah, it's probably OK.

Isn't that a bit like when someone complains about "knife crime", you come along and say "What about fork and spoon crime". Perhaps it's a thing, but it's a very small thing compared to the one we're actually talking about.

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Just like buying a magazine.

I think the idea behind this, is that you have to be 18 to buy a porn magazine from a shop, and therefore you should have the same protection for children.

I know there are many problems having to submit age verification, but it's also not right that children are exposed to this kind of stuff so easily. The Reg seem to be pretty one-sided on this, and I can see it's a tough one, but there is another side.

Happy new year, readers. Yes, we have threaded comments, an image-lite mode, and more...

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If only...

... you could also have popular comments bubble up to the top.

Wait, what!? It does that too (if you select the option). Sweet. Happy new year.

London's Gatwick airport suspends all flights after 'multiple' reports of drones

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Re: Something doesn't fly right with this story

Because they usually have bright green and red lights on them, so are pretty easy to see.

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Re: I wonder if...

Yes, agreed. This sounds like more than just some stupid kids* messing around. To fly for that amount of time, you'd need several batteries. Also, it's the middle of the night. And pouring with rain. And there's several of them. This is a bit more co-ordinated, and therefore worrying.

I guess by this time next year, all airports will have drones with nets to catch the drones which aren't supposed to be there.

* I say kids, but TBH it's always boys really. Or young men. We are definitely the stupider sex.

Millennials 'horrify' their neighbours with knob-shaped lights display

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Nobby Holder would be proud.

That is all.

Q: If Pesky Pepper had a peek at patient papers, at how many patient papers did Pesky Pepper peek? A: 231

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an eastern county in the UK (for US readers)

You mean...

an eastern county in the UK where many of the inbred local people have 6 fingers and webbed feet. (for US readers)

There, fixed that for ya.

OK Google, why was your web traffic hijacked and routed through China, Russia today?

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Re: Cue Bono?

I suspect even the amazing Bono would not be able to solve this one.

And how does one get hold of him anyway, shine a light in the sky with the Bonosignal?

My hoard of obsolete hardware might be useful… one day

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she'd never allow an Apple product to cross her threshold?

That's because it says IN the house.

It's been a week since engineers approved a new DNS encryption standard and everyone is still yelling

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Re: Tough

"Users are free to use it if they want to"

Wrong. Most users aren't going to notice when Firefox or Chrome automatically start using DoH first (if available) rather than your defined settings, and will only fall back to standard DNS if DoH fails.

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Re: Doh.....

... and how exactly are you going to stop that? shut down Https?

AI clinician trained to save humans from sepsis – and, er, let's just say you should stick to your human doctor

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The Wright Brothers

I guess it's good that The Wright Brothers didn't listen to people like you, and decided to plough on despite the massive rate of failure. Of course you wouldn't rely on these machines NOW, but surely this (AI) is the future of medicine? (and transport, and warehousing, and retail, and ...)

Or do I just read too much sci-fi and can't wait for a time when AI can solve many of our pesky squishy human problems?

Silent running: Computer sounds are so '90s

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Re: LLAMA is your friend. (Why the thumbs down!?)


This was 3 years ago, but I'm pretty sure iPhone users don't have anything like this.

... or do you just blindly downvote anything which criticises your precious beautiful expensive toy? :-P

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Re: LLAMA is your friend.

We already have it. It vibrates differently if you are getting a call, or if it's in Google Maps and you've nearly reached your next turn (for example).

Or did you mean custom vibrator? When the first iMac came out with the clear plastic, I remember mock adverts for the iBrator which was a see through vibrator. I'm sure Apple brand police hated that anyone would think such unpure thoughts, but it made me chuckle.

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LLAMA is your friend.

Location aware settings for your phone. So, between 8 am and 4pm while I'm at work set the phone to silent. If I go out to the shops, or for a walk put it back onto normal volume.

But wait, is that an iPhone I see you holding? Sorry my friend, no cigar for you.

Powerful forces, bodily fluids – it's all in a day's work

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Re: Monitor

It's a bit like when I go to the fridge looking for, I don't know, a packet of ham or something. Often I'll just close the door, and then check again (or my wife will check for me) and without doing anything else... Voila! It's appeared right there on the shelf in plain sight, when it definitely wasn't there before.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me tea... pigs-in-blankets-flavoured tea

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It's fucking October ffs

I mean seriously sainsbury's give it a rest.

On the seventh anniversary of Steve Jobs' death, we give you 7 times he served humanity and acted as an example to others

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"oh boy"

There goes your ticket to the press events, just when they were thinking of letting you back in. Really Reg, this was quite beyond your normal level of snark. And totally true.

On the other hand, the company did make many amazing things under his leadership and has made nothing revolutionary since. They are still living off Steve's legacy, and aren't brave enough to bring out even one truly new thing (which might cannibalise their existing business).

Yes, he was a total arsehole but he did bring us the Mac, the iPod, the iPhone and Toy Story. Not on his own, but none of these things would have happened without him.

Still, good article and it needs to be said.

How an over-zealous yank took down the trading floor of a US bank

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what about the STOP key?

Seems very unlikely that unplugging the keyboard would cause a panic, and even plugging it in again the panic does not just "go away". It's possible that it caused a hang, in a similar way to the STOP key on a Sun workstation IIRC. And plugging it in again, might well un-stop the workstation.

Russia: The hole in the ISS Soyuz lifeboat – was it the crew wot dunnit?

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Re: Shutterstock!

Thumbs up from me too.

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Re: Shutterstock!

yeah, that was sarcasm. It bothers me.

But I guess it's just me. I'm sure going back 3 or 4 years the images were much more appropriate to the story, and not stretching some metaphor to death from the title. But perhaps I've just got more grumpy. :-)

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It's like The Reg are paying a small fortune for a shutterstock account so they have to make the best use of it, and always come up with these shitty fucking condescending images.

Not that it bothers me.

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Interviewed on Russia Today...

... the so-called Astronaut said he was not really an Astronaut and was only there as a tourist, as was just trying to get a better view of the lovely cathedrals back down on Earth.

First it was hashtags – now Amber Rudd gives us Brits knowledge on national ID cards

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But we DO need protecting.

Unfortunately we need to be protected FROM the Government, not by the Government as it should be.

Google sets Kubernetes free with $9m in its pocket for expenses

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And with all that money they can choose where to prioritise, so for example developing tools which work with the largest cloud provider (AWS) first... oh wait, it's not money. It's GCP resource.

I'm sure this probably won't make one jot of difference to anything, will it? Who owns Kops? Is that independent or from CNCF? Perhaps I'm being too cynical.

Amazon, ditch us? But they can't do without us – Oracle

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Re: Of course they're still spending...

Obviously you should root for the underdog, and not the giant evil behemoth.

oh dear.

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Amazing news!

The surprising news is that Amazon still rely on this technology in 2018 from such an un-friendly and price gouging company.

Sysadmin trained his offshore replacements, sat back, watched ex-employer's world burn

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Re: was it for RBS

Is that RBS the "substantial publishing company" ?


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