Posts by JustWondering

I heard ...

...that the English team visited an orphanage in Brazil. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Jose, age six.

Honeypot for robocalls?

Hasn't the telephone already been invented?

Not much hope

As long as the first thing I have to do with someone else's malfunctioning hardware is make sure it is plugged into a live socket, I won't be much surprised by what they say.

Uh-oh

It doesn't look good for the Eastern Ukraine. Putin will be looking for something to help restore his image.

No big deal

I don't see the police stopping the practice, even if they get an unfavorable decision. All this decision will do is establish whether what they find is admissible in court.

Gosh!

I'll bet he won the Science Fair with that one.

Really?

Two weeks to ship it seven miles? They must be using the US postal service.

Really?

What's that? Education and information are cutting down on cult members?

Excuse me ...

Would that work for beer?

Pay for XP?

I'm as open as anyone to new ideas but ...

Well ...

... at the very least, this could improve the species. I'm sure the folks at the Darwin Awards will be monitoring this project.

Well, I've thought about this and ...

OW!! Beer me!

Upgrade

Those unaware of which OS they might be running should be prompted to upgrade to the Etch-a-Sketch tablet. To reboot, just turn it upside down and shake it.

Underwhelmed

The guy has $8.3B and he is giving $1M? Did he find this in his couch?

Put me down for cheap publicity ploy.

Sure thing mate.

My unofficial response is "F*ck off". Give him nothing but a deck of cards with three missing.

It's alive!

Get those engineers back from "motivational therapy".

No worries!

A short stay in a motivational camp for the engineers and I'm sure the next effort will be successful.

Meh

As far as I can see, the only people that would trust this guy with their emails are those who don't really care who sees them, obviating the need for this service.

That's one of the problems of hanging out with a poor crowd when you are younger, your reputation follows you.

Excuse me

Why is no one concerned that it appears this rock is resting in an area covered with paving stones?

Do the math

If he was sentenced to six years in Oct of 2007, maybe he thought his sentence was over. I know I would. Any ideas why he was apparently doing eight years?

I'll bet!

Now that the NSA has been suitably chastened they will cease and desist from any further behavior of this sort. Sure they will. /sarc

Ummm ...

The solution is you buy another charger?

I dunno

This sounds like an ePonzi scheme to me

Just maybe

One can only hope the G spot is clearly labeled for a change.

Just Sayin'

First off, texters are a menace. But holding your phone to talk is no more hazardous than hands free. It is the talking and listening that distracts the driver.

It's no surprise people can't drive when distracted. They can't drive at the best of times. Where I am, the education and testing is a sham; a joke. Around the block, parallel park and you are unleashed on an unsuspecting public.

Really!

It's bad enough when the government has all this information about their citizens without finding out they're not very good at retaining it. Who does the government think they are? A credit card company?

Wait a sec ...

"including “biological processes for the production of plants and animals.”"

They are going to patent screwing?

What the ...

I thought one of the benefits of legalization would be that the police could spend more time fighting crime. Will police with this apparatus be spending their time lurking outside of windows? Of course, if they can make $2000 a time ... how many speeding tickets is that?

Will this affect the usual festivities on April 20?

Boost for business

I'll bet proctologists can't wait for the boost in business.

Huh!

So, who are the pirates here?