* Posts by TheOtherHobbes

1331 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Feb 2012

Linode busts up Digital Ocean with price-matching speedy server

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Re: Satisfied customer here

The only thing wrong with Linode is that they don't advertise more.

If they did, they'd kill some of the so-called hosting companies in the UK that we've all heard of and perhaps done business with (until we got smarter.)

Toyota catches up to William Gibson with LED hood

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>I think I'd be more impressed if this was e-ink

150MPH and the full text of Pride and Prejudice on the bonnet.

That'll put the boy racers in their place.

CIA rendition jet was waiting in Europe to SNATCH SNOWDEN

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Trrrrism is a red herring - as a proved in Iraq this week, where insurgents suddenly took over a city and everyone was surprised. (Was the NSA not listening?)

The real point of surveillance is dissident monitoring, political surveillance, and industrial espionage - just as it has been for more than a century now.

So when world + dog piled out of US-accessible cloud systems and started hardening their communications, and allies starting complaining that their calls were being monitored, the NSA's masters were not pleased.

It's debatable how successful some of these efforts have been, but they've certainly made some kinds of surveillance more difficult.

Ukrainian teen created in lab passes Turing Test – famous nutty prof

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Re: Mike

>I hear the results from Saturday will be put into a paper of some sort.

It's been in the Daily Mail already.

Everyone can and should learn to code? RUBBISH, says Torvalds

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Re: arehole

>You could force me to learn French. I was shit at it. I was certainly never going to make a living at it. So it stands to reason other people are the same with coding.

True but - the point of skool should be to find talent and develop it. You throw a bunch of basic experiences at kids and see which ones stick. You give the ones who are good at stuff extra time and training so they get really good at it. You keep a balance with the other subjects so they don't grow up with a lumpy brain where some bits are much more developed than others.

Does it work like this? Not in most state schools, because they don't have the resources for personal attention. Public schools are better at it, but they often go to the other extreme and hothouse the kids so they're good at stuff, but also insane.

Some basic coding at school for everyone is fine. No one sane (see above) expects everyone to be good at it. Some experience is enough.

What's not so fine is trying to train up a generation of coders who will lead the march into a glorious British capitalist future of economic innovation. That's moronic, because the real problems with innovation and business in the UK are social and political, and creating a generation of kids who know Python won't even come close to solving them.

It's also moronic because ten years from now coding won't look much like it does now. Twenty years from now it may well not exist in any recognisable form. Even if it does, it will be done better and cheaper in China, India and Vietnam (etc) than it is here.

But the political and social problems will remain. If Gove really wanted to make a difference he'd be teaching kids how to deal with those, instead of trying to make a generation of pliant useful little vocationally trained employees.

UBER UBER ALLES: Investors value ride app at $17 BEEELLION

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>Although the valuation is large, it isn't unreasonable as transportation via automobile isn't tied to fashion or in any risk of being displaced by alternative transports.

Google carbots?

And by a remarkable coincidence, wasn't Google one of the biggest investors in the previous round?

The Strippers, Unicorn Computers and Martian Watches of Computex

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Re: Sandwich board-bearers: they missed a trick

But most of them would be complaining about Maven.

I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

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Re: Took ages to convince my parents...

>an electronic engineering degree was not a qualification for fixing Christmas tree lights.

I used to know someone who thought it was TV Repairman School.

To be fair, if people knew how IT worked on the inside - the solid state physics, the data encoding and encryption theory, the algorithm design, the metallurgy, the design psychology, the maths behind it all - they'd cower in the corner clutching their brains and screaming 'Make it stop!' over and over.

Samsung's 'OS of Everything' Tizen still has little to offer

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>"smart home services, monitoring and controlling the functions and devices and features within your home and on your body, all together, connected, while you are at home or while you are remotely away halfway across the globe to the other side"

i don't want smart home services controlling my body functions and features remotely, thanks.

Piketty thinks the 1% should cough up 80%. Discuss

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Re: Rustident Spaceniak Theoretically speaking, the article makes a perfectly....

>You mean there is a self-perpetuating insistence on victimhood.

No. Social mobility can be measured objectively. Levels of social mobility are not up for debate. They're not about opinion or story-telling about 'Someone I know...', or by throwing around emotive words like 'victim.'

It's been proven time and again that societies that are better at redistributing income are better at social mobility.

See e.g. here for a recent example: http://obs.rc.fas.harvard.edu/chetty/website/IGE/Executive%20Summary.pdf

If you want to argue against this, let's see you do some real research of equivalent quality.

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Re: Some well made points

>Sure, OK, let's say this is all worth £100k to all (just a made up number).

Bollocks, in other words.

But even if the costs are as stated, you're still comparing protection from unavoidable costs - everyone needs health care, otherwise they die - with surplus disposable and/or investment income.

(Pensions, as everyone knows, are irrelevant, because if a pension system is run properly the benefits are already paid for out of advance contributions.)

In what bizzaro-world economic universe are basic, but steadily eroding, social benefits which exist solely to protect workers from unavoidable social costs remotely comparable to surplus free capital that can be converted into direct profit?

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Re: Hmm

>So it does make us all "richer".

Er, no. It does not make us richer. It stops us being brutalised.

Those are not synonymous.

Far be it from me to accuse Worstall of flat-out lying, but I suspect if he was in court and was asked under oath if he genuinely believed that a state education is equivalent in financial value and cost-effectiveness to a private education, I'd be surprised if he said yes.

Just as I would be surprised if all those parents paying for private educations decided that they were wasting their money after reading this.

But then false-equivalency is what this article is really about. Yes, we have a welfare state. But the poor - which pretty much means anyone who works - have perpetual financial insecurity, and are subject to the mad whims of the traders and bankers who control forex, commodity prices, and interest rates, and to (mostly) corporate employers who can move their jobs offshore at the drop of a consultant's PowerPoint.

The rich are the ones who benefit from their ability to control those things.

That's the crux of Piketty's argument.

Real equivalence will happen when that is no longer true, and market-making power-to-profit is more widely distributed.

Otherwise the welfare state will continue to shrink, pensions will become more and more distant and less and less valuable, and the alleged value of Worstall's opinions will continue to shrink with them.

AMD tops processor evolution with new mobile Kaveri chippery

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Re: The new gear looks cool.

>Can't wait to see how this performs on a laptop.

The benchmarks I've seen suggest the 7600 Kaveri is comparable to an i5, with better graphics, for less money.

But it's only comparable. It's not awesomely better, and it's slower for some applications.

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

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Re: Britain's got secrets

>They know perfectly well that the public will be incandescent when they fully realise what has been going on. They fear that.

I think you overestimate the public. Consider the number who voted for UKIP, apparently believing that a former commodities trader with a history of creative expense claims is a political novelty item.

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Re: TRAITORS

>Meat is hung by the butcher. People are hanged by an executioner (or mob).

See also, the difference between a hung parliament and a hanged parliament.

Apple: We'll tailor Swift to be a fast new programming language

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>How on earth do Apple keep initiatives like this from leaking to the press for such a long period of time ?

Apple pretty much owns the LLVM team, which is not big anyway.

The only possible leaks would have come from the third-party game houses, and I doubt they had many people working on this.

So probably only 20-30 people were in on the secret.

It's also why Apple dumped gcc. (That and crap performance.) With LLVM as the back-end, it's easy(ish) to put a new parser on the front-end without alarming anyone loud.

The fresh Mint of dwell there: This is a story all about how 17 is here for a while

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Re: Going off the rails

>You kludge the application default choices and MAKE it do what you want it to do

This only takes a few days, on average.

Well worth the time.

ASUS launches 5-in-1 Android Windows Phone laptop tablet (breathe)

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Re: Identity Crisis

Only if it's £35.

Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the worst

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Re: Rob me now!

>How about just walking infront of one of these things, waiting for the emergency stop and then robbing the hell out of whoever.

How about having a man with a red flag walking in front? It's the only way to make dangerous new technology safe for journalists.

Amazon turns screws on French publisher: Don't feel sorry for Hachette, it's just 'negotiation'

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Re: Sucks to be a creator

>Remember when the internet was going to get rid of the middle-men

As usual, it means you get a choice of middle man.

But I don't weep for Hachette, or any of the other big publishers. They've been screwing authors over for decades and doing less and less - i.e. nothing - for anyone who isn't a million-seller.

Amazon's 70% deal is very generous in comparison. At least Amazon track sales accurately and pay monthly - which is much better treatment than most authors get from the big pubs.

Will 70:30 become 50:50 in the future? Maybe. Even if it does it's still better than the ~10% of net authors get on a typical publishing contract, or the 25% of net they get on ebook sales, if they're lucky.

Disney plans standalone Star Wars movies to go with the main trilogy

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"Let the marketing flow through you. Good. Good! A ha hah ha!"

Bing's the thing in Microsoft's push for cheap Windows devices

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Re: How would you like to pay for your meal Sir?

>Or would Sir prefer yesterday's free leftovers??

It's Win 8.1, so the actual answer is that MS plants an aggressive knee in your groin every time you try to send an email or do a web search, while laughing manically like that bloke with the axe in The Shining.

ET hunter: We will find SPACE ALIENS in 20 years

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Re: Translation

If you bothered to check how (e.g.) SETI@home is funded you'd discover that it receives a grant from NASA.

No one of clue doubts that NASA would love to have SETI back under its own roof, just as it did before Congress and that idiot Proxmire forced it to outsource the research back in the 80s.

China to become world's No 1 economy. And we still can't see why

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Re: Couple of other things that help...

That just proves the point - they're exceptions, not rules.

There are a few in the US too. There's even a standard legal form of incorporation which includes social benefits.

But are they usual - no they're not.

And they could be - to (almost) everyone's direct benefit.

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Re: Hiring Huawei consultants won't help the west

If by 'most Westerners' you mean 'rich entitled bullshitters who run things for their own benefit while screwing everyone else' you might have a point.

In the real world, which seems to be somewhat distant to the one you live in, real earnings - which include actual cash handed over for actual work, and not fake asset price bubbles - have been dropping steadily since the 1980s for most of the population.

Most people in poverty now have jobs. The jobs don't pay enough to live off. That's why they're in debt.

So take your ignorant bigotry over to some place that wants it, like The Heritage Foundation.

Microsoft Surface 3 Pro: Flip me over, fondle me up

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Re: "Surface ***3***. i.e. this is our 3rd attempt after 2 dismal failures"

>Should I continue?

No one cares.

Apple's failures are irrelevant to the failure of the Surface - which is a failure because it does absolutely nothing new or interesting in a market already crowded with form factors of all kinds, all of which score higher on affordability, desirability, and/or innovation.

The real problem continues to be Microsoft's inability to understand what customers want or to make stuff that appears cool.

'Hey look we made a small thin computer thingy' is not an interesting USP in 2014.

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Re: So close...

>Try running your Windows application via Remote Desktop when you're abroad in a marsh taking photos...

Bit of a niche market you're touting there, eh?

Welcome to Heathrow Terminal, er, Samsung Galaxy S5

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It'll never take off.

Cloud computing aka 'The future is trying to KILL YOU'

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Re: Where have I heard all this before?

>We define innovation as the novel way of combining multiple, extant, inventions, or parts thereof, in such way that the assembly becomes something greater than the sum of its parts.

How do we define 'silly management fad'?

Who's going to be surprised when someone invents the 'on-site cloud' - fast, commercially secure full-stack locally hosted hardware with a third-party SLA and built-in redundancy for scaling - about 30 seconds ago?

Cloud computing is FAIL and here’s why

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Re: So it's not just me?

Thing is, it's not even a proper cloud service - it's just a crappy authentication server.

But they borked the db and built the system with no fall-back.

With hilarious consequences.

Internet rejoices over Star Wars, um, clapboard pic

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Re: Does anyone else invent their own words for t'theme?

Should have started shooting on May the 4th.

Be the next tech hotshot – by staying the hell away from regulators

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Re: After reading this article I have only two questions:

>I'd expect to read something like this at Heritage or CATO or maybe even National Review.

Er - that is the real Tim Worstall. 'Senior Fellow at the Adam Smith Institute' it says here. 'I quite like Cato' it also says here.

Why on earth the Reg keeps pushing neocon nutter politics while pretending it's giving everyone an education is something best left as an exercise for the reader.

As for what Adam Smith actually said, it looks like this:

"The subjects of every state ought to contribute towards the support of the government, as nearly as possible, in proportion to their respective abilities; that is, in proportion to the revenue which they respectively enjoy under the protection of the state."

And:

"It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion"

But don't ask the Adam Smith Institute about that, because they'll deny he meant it and stick fingers in their ears singing lalalala.

Dixons and Carphone Warehouse confirm £3.7bn merger

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Re: Absolute and total bollocks

> "Lots to do, but assuming this merger is completed, it'll be a fantastic platform for growth and job creation."

>How, exactly?

For Dixphone Carthorse manudjment.

NHS chiefs' claims exposed: GP-data-grab boss claimed fattest expenses of the lot

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Has he shared all his expense details? In full? To private companies?

LA air traffic meltdown: System simply 'RAN OUT OF MEMORY'

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Re: The Spiral of Deaaaath!

>because it is computing things for numbers between zero and infinity, no amount of memory will be enough.

Should have used functional programming with lazy evaluation.

"I'm sorry we don't keep track of program state, so we don't actually know where the planes are. But we can prove the code is formally sound."

Nintendo says sorry, but there will be NO gay marriage in Tomodachi Life ... EVER

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Re: Who?

>in my experience a significant proportion of gays look obviously weird

Especially the family-values preacher types, eh?

Suffering from IPO interruptus? Perhaps your Box is full of the same soap as the others

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>Standard Oil dominated the turn of last century's oil markets not because of Rockefeller being an evil bastard but because they were the lowest cost producer. Anyone wanted a price war then Standard were going to win it (the evil bastardy came from the fact that Standard was quite happy to start the wars, to the benefit of consumers).

Only in the short term. As soon as the competitors died, Standard Oil jacked up prices to obscene levels.

But then, as I keep saying, consumers are the primary market commodity. The real customers of both markets and monopolies are speculators and upper management, all of whom make out like (literal) bandits.

Vinyl-fetish hipsters might just have a point

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Re: Zero compression

>Zero compression

>Nice

But very, very unlikely. Vinyl doesn't have the dynamic range to play bass and kick drum at a decent level without compression.

Britain'll look like rural Albania without fracking – House of Lords report

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Re: If it's really 2015 we're stuffed no matter what happens...

>Renewables are secure, in that we aren't beholden to other countries, but they aren't reliable because they can't be despatched (scheduled to run on demand), and when they do run you can't store the power, meaning that they destabilise the grid and the market.

Er - actually you can.

What you can't do in the UK is build sustainable storage. Because markets. And drip-feed levels of investment, maintained for decades, as a tiny, tiny fraction of the tax breaks and investment benefits given to Dirty Energy.

And because of industry bigots who don't want anything to do with that hippy shit.

Meanwhile countries like Germany - not exactly in the tropics - are finding that renewables are beating all expectations, and decent mixed mode schemes, combined with efficiency improvements, smart grids, and storage, mean blackouts are as unnecessary as fracking.

Were your colleagues the same ones who decided to reduce the UK's gas storage to the lowest percentage of demand of any European economy (except Belgium?)

Were they the ones who pissed away the money from North Sea oil on gambling instead of using it to expand the UK's energy infrastructure?

Are you counting the millions in fines clocked up the enercos over the last decade - imposed by a largely toothless regulator, no less - in your hand-wringing about the dreadful costs of green energy?

How about the cost of the free market tax? Even Newbwerry and Pollitt (1997), which is trotted out regularly as proof of the success of privatisation, admits that most of the benefits were a direct result of two cancelled power station projects, and without them electricity for residential consumers became more expensive - a trend which has continued, to no one's surprise. (Except yours, I guess.)

ENTIRE UNIVERSE created in supercomputer. Not THIS universe (probably)

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Re: We could be in a simulation

>You, and everything else, might be simulated, but I know my thoughts are not.

That's what they want you to think.

PEAK APPLE: Mystery upstart to hurl iLord from its throne 'by 2020'

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Re: Right.

>the iSafaribook - although, of course, it will need a different name.

Like iPad, maybe?

Evidence-based Tweets will SAVE the WORLD - and your waistline

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Obvious parody site by denialist nutters is obvious.

Teh Google has details if anyone wants them.

Apple tips Shiraz down all its techies' throats (that's the rumoured name for OS X 10.10)

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It's kind of okay on a phone. Small screen. White space. Not so bad.

White space on a big screen - not so good. Need shades, ibuprofen, and regular days off.

Fix capitalism with floating cities on Venus says Charles Stross

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At least it would be warmer.

HP's Whitman rues 'biggest failure' at eBay Japan

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That's 2MB of driver and 120MB of happy smiling crapware.

Boffins build billion-synapse, three-watt 'brain'

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I want to see what happens when it tries to learn C++.

New .london domains touted tomorrow amid usual tech hypegasm

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Re: surely

Am I the only one wondering why F&M's mydotlondon.com is not a .london domain?

Internet of Thingies bods: Forget 3G, let's go straight to 4G

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>Everything that's not critical or valuable is connected already and the things that are critical and valuable shouldn't be connected anyway.

IoT is basically an O'Reilly hypegasm, created in a bid to be relevant.

The last time that happened OR gave us Web 2.0. And we know how that worked out.

If you look on OR Radar, you'll see lots of 'innovative examples' which are just plain moronic. Things like ovens that know when you put a chicken in them - because no one ever puts vegetables in to bake with a chicken, and RFID chips taste yummy.

And washing machines that know when you put your jeans in. Which would be great if they could also decide if your new black 501s should take precedence over your girlfriend's Very White Top in the same load - before war breaks out.

It's like reading a Disney World of Tomorrow thing from the 1950s. ("Creating Innovation for the Suburban Family of the Future")

I'm still waiting for an IoT application that's cheap, useful, and exciting. I suspect I may have to wait a while.

(It's probably not impossible. IoT just smells of WAP, and other technologies that were a solution in search of a thing that needed a different solution.)

Stephen Elop: I was RIGHT to BURN the PLATFORMS

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Re: "He likes pizza and R&D. Presumably not together"

>Why the hell not, pizza and late-night R&D go together like nerds and over-earnest opinions on operating systems.

But Elop and R&D go together like Max Clifford and...

Er, I can't finish that sentence on this site, can I?

Reg hack hacked off by iPhone 5 repair notice

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Re: Eh?

I think he meant buying it wrong.