* Posts by Suricou Raven

1546 posts • joined 20 Jun 2007

UFOs in the '50s skies? CIA admits: 'IT WAS US'

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Re: Who else?

It's more interesting that the aliens appearance always seems to reflect the pop-culture aliens of the time.

Online armour: Duncan Campbell's tech chief on anonymity 101

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Re: Advice from amateurs

Depends who you want to be secure against.

The PI your ex hired to try to prove adultery? It's perfectly fine for that.

Your Boss trying to spy on your personal calls over the office wifi? It's as secure as the device you use it on.

Government surveilance, or a megacorp involved in industrial espionage? Well, it'll slow them down for half an hour.

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Re: Echo Cancellation

Or you could just use headphones.

NASA preps lobotomy for Opportunity rover to cure amnesia

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Re: Necessary XKCD Reference

You assume quantum reproduction is needed to transport life. Is there any evidence that this is required? Classical duplication may not preserve spin and such, but it should still do the job.

The 'clone issue' in star trek was only handwaved as a technological limitation - and on multiple occasions accidents with the transporters were able to create duplicates, so the capability was there. Just that no-one ever thought to try doing it deliberately, because the writers didn't like the idea.

If someone had, it would have been so highly abusable. The hard part is manipulating someone into saying 'You and what army?' the moment before you reveal the ten trillion yous storming the planet.

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Re: Necessary XKCD Reference

You just program it with a desire to go.

Then start working on those vegetarian-friendly cows.

No, I won't SNORKEL in your server room at STUPID-O'CLOCK

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Generators are very heavy. The building has to be designed around them, so its more practical to put the really heavy stuff as low as possible. The only heavy equipment that gets elevated is that which must be on top for functional reasons, like the air conditioning units.

Buses? PAH. Begone with your filthy peasant-wagons

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Re: If you are going to describe a future, make it aspirational.

Solar cells on a car roof will make no significant contribution to the power. Physics is against you here. Wrong inclination, for a start. Plus you've got the extra weight to haul around. Far more efficient to put them beside the road.

The only use I can see for solar power on a car would be for camping. The car's huge battery would be great for running a caravan, with a solar panel to keep it topped up.

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Re: Driverless. It's the future don't you know.

The technology isn't ready. It may be ready one day, but it's at least ten years away - and that's if it all goes smoothly. It's not just a matter of making a car drive-itsself safely. There are other aspects to deal with too. The issue of vandalism, and the mess left after a drunk passanger. Who'd order a self-driving taxi pod if they risked the previous passanger being a group of four on the way back from a pub crawl leaving the floor a sea of alcoholic vomit? You'd need to design dirt-detection capability as well so they know when cleaning is required. The legal issues will take another decade to work through - when a self-driving taxi gets in an accident, who is liable? You can't just pin it on the driver, and there will be accidents.

It's also going to be impossible for the taxis to handle anything out of the ordinary, like roads blocked by accidents, people standing in the road arguing, outdated maps, some idiot redrawing road markings to keep their driveway clear, etc. The obvious approach is to have a 'call center' of drivers who can be called upon to remotely direct a taxi via cell-net whenever they encounter something beyond their programming.

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Re: Use Broadband, not the bus !

Even for low-level workers there are social issues. Management don't like it because of the problem ensuring the company is getting the time and attention they pay for - you need to set up a whole performance monitoring system, otherwise employees will 'steal' company resources by watching TV or chatting with family while on the clock. Workers don't like it because the informal socialisation that takes place at the workplace builds connections which are both good for productivity and good for job security: When the cuts come, the boss would rather fire Drone #291 than Dick from down the pub.

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Re: The best urban transport

The issue with cycle lanes is that you have traffic rushing past at a relative speed of maybe forty miles an hour, about three inches away from your handlebar. One false move, one driver misjudging the width of his vehicle, and you're beneath it. Many cyclists prefer to ride on footpaths, legality be damned, because a collision with a pedestrian is highly unlikely to prove fatal to either party. A few bruises and scrapes is better than roadkill.

Doctor Who's tangerine dream and Clara's death wish in Last Christmas

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Moffat writes great horror. He has a way of making the everyday terrifying. He just isn't so good at anything that isn't horror, and should stay far away from whimsy.

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You missed something.

"It wasn’t explained why people from different walks of life should dream themselves into a setting of scientists stuck at a spooky, snow-bound lab."

Ah, but it was! Just sneakily. Upon one of the dreamers waking, they glanced at a list of films to watch. What was on that list? The Thing... a movie about scientists stuck at a spooky, snow-bound lab. Along with Mo34S, a movie about Santa. The dream simply drew from the movies she'd fallen asleep after watching.

Why the chemistry between Hollywood, physics and maths is so hot right now

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No surprise, really.

Of course it focuses on the characters and has minimal science. Hawking and Turing work in fields where you'd need a program the length of the movie just to get a basic lay understanding of what they are working on.

Look at how science is covered in documentaries these days to see what the public interest in that is. The highest-rated 'documentary' series of recent years includes one claiming ancient monuments are actually landing grounds for flying saucers, one claiming dragons actually existed, and one saying that scientists are covering up mermaids. I tried to watch what looked like a reasonable program on Egyptian history this morning, and halfway through it turned into a presentation on pyramid energy.

Science is interesting to many people, yes. But it isn't nearly as interesting as a crafted story of lies.

Senator: Backdoor for the Feds is a backdoor for hackers

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A bignore computery generic image from the stock library? Looks like something off BBC news.

Microsoft whips out real-time translator for Skype calls

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Re: How about getting written text translation right first?

Google translate seems to have improved - most things I put in do come out intelligable, though they'd still score an F on any english exam paper. That's without having to handle the error from speech recognition too.

'Turn to nuclear power to save planetary ecology from renewable BLIGHT'

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Re: Thorium

A number of countries are actively involved in thorium research, but none yet has a reactor operating - not even a small prototype - India's PFBR has been delayed many times now. Attractive as thorium looks on paper, it remains an unproven technology. Until someone has a reactor operating, it would be far too optimistic to depend on it eventually working. We've all heard the joke about fusion power - perpetually fifty years away.

QEMU, FFMPEG guru unleashes JPEG-slaying graphics compressor

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Re: There's been many better formats than JPEG.

JPEG is 'good enough' and firmly entrenched. The only way it's getting displaced is if a format comes along that is both technically superior (easy enough) and also has the backing of a party with major influence. BPG lacks the latter. WebP has it, barely - but Google isn't doing a great deal to promote their new format. If they threw some serious weight behind it, then it could get established. They could even try to get support from Microsoft and Apple - neither of those are trying to promote any competing image standard, so improved compression would be to everyone's advantage.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies – Thin plot, great CGI effects

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Just answer the important question:

Is smaug as evily sexy as he is in the second movie? That is one hot dragon.

Sony Pictures email hack: The bitter 'piracy war' between Google and Hollywood laid bare

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Re: Search for "torrents"

TPB isn't so much a torrent site any more as a symbol of defiance.

♪ I get knocked down

But I get up again

You're never going to keep me down ♪

Brit boffins debunk 'magnetic field and cancer' link

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Re: It won't work.

Size. Mumsnet is a lot bigger.

They aren't on good terms. Both forums have similar objectives, and something of a rivalry exists. On each one you often see people insulting the other. Netmums is also usually considered a bit more welcoming, while Mumsnet is quite well-known for the level of hostility often directed at newcomers and regulars alike. It is not a place for the thin-skinned.

Getting them confused is a sure way to irritate members of either.

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Re: It won't work.

"Really? I missed this one. Is this a geolocated bizarreness"

It's pretty big in America. The short version is that there was a study that showed induced abortion carried an increased risk of breast cancer. This study was later shown to have some methodological flaws, mostly relating to the lack of a suitable control group. Subsequent research showed no causal link, and just about every expert society on cancer and reproductive health has now issued some form of statement to this effect. Much like vaccines though, belief in the connection presists long after the one study has been discredited. In this case the motivation is political: The pro-life movement siezed on it and refuses to let go, as it provides some major benefits to them. It lets them campaign against abortion while claiming to be fighting for women's health, which is a big boost to a faction often accused of harboring sexist sentiments. We rarely encounter this particular strain of bad science in the UK, simply because our pro-life movement is comparatively small and holds minimal politcal influence. Every now and again though the right-leaning media over in the US will bring up a new 'Scientists prove abortion causes cancer' article, usually followed by some conspiracy claims about how the liberal medical establishment is trying to cover it up. Strangely, this research is rarely published in peer-reviewed jounals, and the organisations responsible for it tend to have 'Catholic' in the name somewhere.

Suricou Raven

It won't work.

Look at two other bits of modern medical rubbish: The claimed links between vaccines and autism, and between abortion and breast cancer.

Both of these have been throughly disproven by multiple studies. Both of them have been condemned by just about every professional medical organisation around. Both of them still have a great many adherents.

Why should this be any different?

'We're having panic attacks' ... Sony staff and families now threatened in emails

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It's already widely known that the movie industry has an approach to taxation that would be outright illegal in any other field. It's a historical thing. It's always been that way.

There's a reason you always see movies given as having 'made X on a budget of Y.' It's because no film is on budget, ever. The production costs are always inflated to whatever extent is needed to make sure that the film is a financial failure on paper, thus producing no taxable profit. The money is instead made by all the various studio-tied contractors who get paid very generously for production, distribution and promotion, and tend to be in more tax-favorable situations.

It's also why royalties are paid on gross revenue, not net. Net is always negative.

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Not just passwords.

They also kept a convenient list of company credit cards details. Card numbers, end dates, even the PINs. And another file with the login details for various external services. I imagine it's all revoked by now.

Furious GTA V gamers seek similar ban on violent, misogynistic title: the Holy Bible

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Re: I don't see how this could be true

Religion-bashing is a good thing. It needs to be bashed more. Once the cultural respectability is punctured, religion is exposed as a hollow sham peddling feel-good nonsense without any basis in reality.

Magnifico! Galileo satellite nudged back into correct orbit

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How long before we see more ion engines?

If the sats used those, theyd pack enough delta-V that a major orbital adjustment isn't much of a concern.

#Gamergate folk load flamethrower, roast own feet over GTA V 'ban'

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I'm surprised an Australian retailer will carry it, given some of their censorship policies.

Brit smut slingers shafted by UK censors' stiff new stance

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Re: Just to throw in a subject for debate...

I think it's more a change in advertising. Sites are desperate to distinguish themselves and secure viewership and precious advertising revenue. Yet another generic porn site among thousands isn't going to stick in the viewers memory, but throw in some kinks and you're halfway to a memorable visit.

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Re: hardly difficult to get around

This is good, because my old home insurance policy specifically excluded any damage caused by nuclear attack.

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Re: Don't worry too much.

Not quite. Unlike the US, we do have some significent fringe parties. They are quite bonkers, of course. But when a lot of people start to support a fringe party, it acts as a signal to the major parties to steal their positions. This can be seen with the rise of the BNP, followed by UKIP. Once it became clear UKIP was getting huge growth, the coalition started to promise more measures to reduce immigration in the hope of luring over those UKIP supporters to their side. The same thing could happen if lots of people started to vote for, say, the Pirate Party. Not a hope of them actually growing to any significent size, but if they started growing at all you can expect some of the big three to start immitating their defining positions.

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Re: Normality

"Gott Mit Uns."

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Don't worry too much.

It's basically unenforcable.

Suricou Raven

Re: Normality

You have to ask why ban abortion though. It is because they have reached a conclusion that abortion is inherently immoral? Or is it because they hate the idea that sex doesn't have to have consequences? There's an easy way to tell: Look at their stance on contraception. If they truely do want to minimise the killing of what they would term 'per-born children,' they should embrace contraception as the most powerful tool they have for doing so. On the other hand, if they are just a bunch of prudes who loathe the idea of sex outside of a lifelong heterosexual marriage, they will also be opposed to contraception.

LA schools math quiz: $500 Chromebooks or $700 iPads for students?

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Re: Apples and Schools.

Microsoft has always done exactly the same - offering schools Office licences for next to nothing, because if students are experienced in office and textbooks written for it, there will be a steady stream of people entering the workplace who prefer using it. It's just good business sense.

Google hasn't done this so much, but only because they didn't really have any products schools would want until they chromebook was introduced.

Feds dig up law from 1789 to demand Apple, Google decrypt smartphones, slabs

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I do not understand phone encryption.

Where is the key? Anything stored on the phone can be read out if one can access the memory fully. The only information not stored on the phone that could be used as a key is the owner's pin, which at four digits just isn't long enough to resist brute forcing.

Sony Pictures hires Mandiant, asks FBI for help after massive cyber attack

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Re: However, the CIA has other ideas....

The CIA doesn't assassinate national leaders. We know this because there are a lot of national leaders still alive that I'm sure the CIA would really like to see hit by a car.

Note 'national leaders' though - when it comes to powers not recognised as politically legitimate, drone strikes are not unusual.

Sony employees face 'weeks of pen and paper' after crippling network hack

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Did they show their hand too early?

The twitter fun was a nice stunt, but long-term I can't help thinking it would have been more damaging to continue stealthy infiltration and document-leaking. I'd have set my sights on the real juicy stuff: Finance reports from sony pictures demonstrating just how bad their accounting is (In any other industry, it'd be considered tax evasion), contracts documenting dubious business dealings. Maybe even use the trust relationships to advance from media to technology. Once you've managed to empty several major fileservers of their precious documents, then you release some drive-eraser malware to obstruct any investigation and take over social media to publicise your good work.

Evil US web giants shield terrorists? Evil spies in net freedom crush plot?

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Passing blame.

This all seems a lot like the government trying to pass the blame on to Facebook.

High Court: You've made our SH*T list – corked pirate torrent sites double in a day

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Re: It's a start

New scum will take their place. With encrypted distributed networks.

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Re: Copyright Infringement

It's very difficult to assess the impact of piracy.

The obvious approach is to just count the number of infringing downloads, multiply by retail price, and get your damage figure. Easy. And useless, because most of those downloads are not lost sales. Pirates may happily build up a library of tens of thousands of songs, but they aren't going to buy those all on CD. Nor would they buy all those films on blu-ray - they'd be a few, but most would be left until they can be watched on TV or gotten for £4.99 in the bargin bin.

So you can try to estimate lost sales. Which is difficult, because pirates aren't very honest in answering surveys. But it can be attempted. Estimates only vary by a couple of orders of magnitude.

That's a little better. But then you've got network effects to take into account. Even if you conclude that piracy is resulting in huge numbers of lost sales, that might not capture the full damage - because if you're putting distributers out of business, or causing studios to spend less, that means lots of people who are now unemployed and thus have greatly reduced spending. This can amplify the impact of piracy. That is, if you can seperate it from other changes in the market: Piracy may be hurting the record store, but iTunes is arguably hurting it a lot more.

Then there's the issue of network effects working the other way. What happens to all that money not being spent on movie tickets and CDs? It returns to discressionary income. That means people spending more on other forms of luxury. Tech-toys, holidays, furnishings and general tat. Piracy has benefits and harms that are not obviously connected. It certainly drives a lot of hard-drive sales.

Given that the movie industry breaks their previous box-office takings record every year, and music industry revenue continues to climb, it's hard to see piracy as having much of an impact at all.

Suricou Raven

Re: alternatives

You don't need surveys - just ask the pirates. There's a fair bit of concern in the pirate community at the number of people being lured away by legitimacy. Ever since iTunes and Netflix came along, it's been getting steadily harder to draw people in to the world of piracy. The legal services are just so good, you actually can compete with free.

Dropbox sees rival file-piles merely as dots in rearview mirror

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I wrote my own little script for uploading files quickly to a webserver and generating a link to paste into an email. It's quick and dirty, but it works very well. Fast, reliable and no faffing around when the other end is behind an office firewall that blocks Dropbox.


Security is pretty poor, though. Sends the password in plaintext, unless you configure https.

Do you spend ages wasting time because of a bulging rack?

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Re: Empty space? See the empty desk

Turns out chinese peasants are even cheaper than robots.

Megaupload overlord Kim Dotcom: The US has radicalised me!

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He stole from the rich and gave to the poor... and kept a generous cut for himself.

Androids in celluloid – which machine deserves the ULTIMATE MOVIE ROBOT title?

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Re: Exterminate

Daleks are not robotic. They are biological. They once fought a civil war against a faction that wished to improve themselved with cybernetic enhancements - they lost.

The visible pepperpot is essentially just a very advance wheelchair. With a built-in supercomputer, ray gun, sensory augments, communication system and force field. Oh, and it flies. But it's still a wheelchair.

OIF and ONF to co-operate on standards

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Stop overcomplicating things!

I just want to move my bits.

GOTCHA: Google caught STRIPPING SSL from BT Wi-Fi users' searches

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Re: And...

Also, google image search is the greatest advancement in the field of pornography since the invention of the portable camera. BT runs a filter, they might be disabling the encryption as part of the process of forcing safesearch on.

Toyota to launch hydrogen (ie, NATURAL GAS) powered fuel cell hybrid

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There's a lot of everything in seawater, including gold. The problem is getting it out. Very low concentration, thus very high processing costs.

Fujitsu CTO: We'll be 3D-printing tech execs in 15 years

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Car scenario.

Quickly consult the background check service and see which car owner has relatives most likely to sue.

YOU are the threat: True confessions of real-life sysadmins

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So in short, you've four motivations to look out for.

1. Wealth/bribery. How much would it cost for the admin to sacrifice their career and self-respect?

2. Coercion: Especially important in national security - I wouldn't put it past quite a few countries to hold children hostage to get passwords off their father.

3. Principles: Would they sacrifice their career or even their freedom for what they believe to be the greater good, Snowden style?

4. Resentful stupidity: The company just screwed them over on health insurance, but the CEO has a private jet. Time for some self-destructive vengence.

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