* Posts by Suricou Raven

1643 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2007

New bill would require public companies to disclose cybersecurity credentials

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What's the point of this?

The board don't need to know anything about 'cybersecurity.' I don't want an MBA writing firewall rules. All they need to know is how to recognize someone who is qualified and hire them. That's why we have specialists.

EE recalls all 'Power Bar' USB batteries due to 'fire safety risk'

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Li-ion batteries are something easy to get wrong. Competition between manufacturers is intense, margins thin. Shoddy construction is a common occurrence, and any breach within the cell that links anode and cathode - however tiny - will rapidly lead to thermal runaway ending in fire and/or explosion. One of the several issues with the Hoverboards recently was traced to very low-quality batteries prone to spontaneous fire in this manner, and given fake Samsung labels. Counterfeits.

After Death Star II blew: Dissecting the tech of Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens

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Re: Why the "Death Star II" blew up..

It looks more like some sort of Apple device to me - you can't take the battery out without destroying the whole thing.

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Re: @Dr Dan Holdsworth

C3P0 isn't a standard model, too - it was cobbled together from scrap parts of other protocol droids, and assembled by someone with little experience and no formal training. A wonder it works at all.

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The novels retconned the parsec comment. The Kessel run is explained as a smuggling route that skims the 'no hyperspace' region around a black hole - somewhere that Empire police won't go lightly, as only the most experienced pilots can do so safely. The closer a smuggler can get to that region, the better his chances of evading detection. Solo's ability to run the Kessel route at such a close distance shows his ability as a pilot, and his willingness to take risks.

In the film though, it's just a sloppy line.

Nokia, ARM, twisting Intel bid to reinvent the TCP/IP stack for a 5G era

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No, there's just TCP and UDP. Other transport protocols are an option only if you control the network end-to-end, because most devices on the internet these days are behind PAT, and PAT routers are only programmed for TCP and UDP. That's why TCP lasts: When the network is no longer dumb, introducing new technology is a nightmare.

FAA introduces unworkable drone registration rules in time for Christmas

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Re: Bill Nye the Science Guy...

He's never claimed to be a real scientist. Only a science educator and entertainer. He was an engineer before that.

Not all scientists are capable of presenting their field in a way laypeople can understand. Few are, fewer want to. People like Nye work in the media as go-betweens, presenting science in a manner that people can not only understand, but enjoy too.

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Re: Interesting

Just declare it was an advanced form of clay pigeon.

Kids' TV show Rainbow in homosexual agenda shocker

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Re: Sentenced to zippy.

The whale is a translation error. The ancient Jewish people did not use our classification system: Whales looked like fish, so they were just thought of as very big fish. The word in the story means 'really big fish.' It could be a whale, or it could be a giant fish. There's a section elsewhere that lists bats as a sort of bird for the same reason.

It's still ridiculous. You could imagine a very bored God sitting beside the whale's stomach, continually pulling apart carbon dioxide from Jonah's blood and shoving the oxygen back in.

Silicon Valley's Congresswoman comes to the defense of Tor

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Someone is going to be made an example of.

I'm not sure who, but if anyone of importance at the DHS wants to put an end to Tor, the means by which they could do so is obvious:

1. Wait until they pick up some sufficiently juicy material from a Tor exit. Ideally child abuse imagery.

2. SWAT down the operators door, haul him off publicly, confiscate everything with a battery that he owns.

3. Make sure there is some media coverage. But don't let the Tor thing slip yet - you just want the whole world to know he is a dirty filthy pedo. You don't want an actual trial though, not yet.

4. Once the interest is fading, then release the Tor connection. That'll be ignored by most of the media, but noticed anyone who might consider running an exit node themselves.

5. Have enough charges ready to jail him for a century. Still no trial, but use those to get a plea bargain. I don't know quite what for, there must be some suitable charge.

6. Threw the destroyed man back out - hated by his community, unemployable, with crippling legal costs that he'll never be able to pay off.

7. Allow the story to circulate a bit. Job done: Everyone else in the country will be too terrified to consider running an exit node in future.

If I were a DHS overlord bent on destroying Tor, that's how I'd go about it.

Japan unveils net-wielding police drones for air patrol

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Re: Drop zone

You can't just override - most of these consumer drones have wifi-based control, encryption is trivial. Some models can be hacked.

You could hit them with a jamming signal though - any decent drone will be designed to either stop dead or safely land if communication is lost. You'd need to give police an exemption to radio regulations so they could wield directional high-power jamming guns that'll likely screw up every wireless network in two hundred meters for a few minutes, but after that it's just a matter of getting a police officer to point the jammer at the drone and keep it pointed until the drone is down.

US House okays making internet tax exemptions permanent

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I see a problem:

What happens when almost all sales are online? How do the states collect any sales tax at all?

Perhaps this is the idea - many politicians have an ideological opposition to the existence of more than the minimal level of government, and consider it a good tactic to starve the government of funding in order to force the closure of all those social services programs and regulations they decry as communism.

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It's fairly common in politics for unrelated issues to get roped together. Especially in America, as the rules government amendments to bills in the Senate are very lax - it's a very frequent practice to stick an unpopular provision into a law that is overwhelmingly popular. This was not one of these cases though: It's just that whoever wrote it figured that both are internet-related taxes, and that means they should go under one law.

One of the most famous examples of recent years was a law to block the FCC from enforcing net neutrality regulations - as part of a bill relating to medical benefits for veterans.

Law and sausages, as the expression goes.

Electrician cuts wrong wire and downs 25,000 square foot data centre

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Re: 220KvA UPS

All the multiplicative prefixes are supposed to be capitalised though, so it should be 220 KVA.

Knowing this rule is the difference between mega and milli.

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Re: opps

Depends on field.

In mathematics, risk is risk. Ask a statistician and he'll calculate the probability for you.

In business, risk is probability times impact - even though impact can't always be quantified.

Microsoft pitches lobotomized Cortana for iOS, Android handsets

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Re: but, more importantly

Those aren't straps. Cortana just uses surface textures to slightly-disguise that she prefers her human representation in the nude.

The pointless fanservice is pretty blatant, but at least the writers made her a proper character. Sex appeal to the players is just her secondary function.

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Re: A man cannot serve two masters

Not yet - but once the technology matures, someone is eventually going to put together enough information to create an open-source version. It'll probably occupy a few terabytes for the knowledge base though - there's a reason these programs are just front ends to a remote server farm.

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Re: Does her boobs really look like that?

Stranger still when you look at the character: Cortana-the-character is an AI, though based partially upon patterns derived from a scanned human brain. Why does she have breasts? Because she deliberately designed her avatar model to look like that.

'China and America can be best friends' says diplomat keen to CYBER

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Re: Good luck with that

It's the free market at work. If consumers have to choose between a £400 domestically-manufactured product and a £100 Chinese product, which will they buy? Even if the Chinese one only lasts half as long, it's still better value. Especially in tech, where things tend to become obsolete before they break down.

Doctor Who: The Hybrid finally reveals itself in the epic Heaven Sent

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Re: Hybrid is mentioned a lot in the last episodes

Teleporter + power station = instant army. There are so many ways to abuse that.

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Re: Mmm, I just don't get it

"Anyway what is there to not like about a character who can travel anywhere in time and space."

Except New York, apparently. He broke it.

Putin's Russia outlaws ECHR judgments after mass surveillance case

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Re: This could get rather interesting ..

Russia does command the greatest weapon a country could hope to use without starting a nuclear war: Valves. Winter is coming, and if Russia were to cut the fuel flow then it would not only cripple the European economy, it'd actually kill people. It'd also utterly destroy the Russian economy, as they are heavily dependent upon fuel exports.

Part of Putin's power comes from being seen as just unstable enough that he might pull a stunt like that. Superweapons are no use if potential enemies believe you will never use them.

Revenge porn 'king' Hunter Moore sent down for 2.5 years, fined $2k

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Re: Sanctimonious much?

"He does not, however, have a right to have his record expunged."

He doesn't, being in the US. If he were in the UK he would, under Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974. But he still wouldn't get the right until four years after completion of his sentence. We passed that act because we recognised that it's almost impossible for an ex-criminal to go straight if they are still regarded as criminal scum by most of society - no company will hire them, and if they can't find legitimate employment then they are left with no choice but to return to crime. The 'witch hunt' problem was recognised even in the seventies, and the internet has only made it worse.

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Re: Moore got off too easy....

It's called 'revenge porn' because it's submitted in revenge. No hacking is required - the photos are sent by the bitter exes, who were in turn sent or allowed to take the photos willingly by the woman prior to their break-up.

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Re: Topless pic = bottomless misery?

The internet already has an effectively limitless supply of topless women.

Work on world's largest star-gazing 'scope stopped after religious protests

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Re: Shooting themselves in the foot

Native Hawaiian politics is a bit of a minefield. Quite a few of them still believe the island is under unlawful US occupation, on the grounds that the prior government never actually signed it over officially - American ships just turned up and took over by virtue of superior weaponry, as they didn't believe the native tribes qualified as a government and thus the land was unclaimed. Even on the mainland US most of the takeover was recognised by agreed upon treaties, though they tended to be signed under threat of genocide or by scamming some native who had no concept of a contractual agreement.

The majority just want to get on with their jobs and don't care what happened to their great-great-great-great-great grandfather any more, but it only takes a few of them to kick up a fuss.

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Re: Due Process

It might be adhered to, but how long will that take? I imagine quite a few years.

Alert after Intel Skylake chips, mobo sockets 'warp under coolers'

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Oh, look. Another mainboard.

New processor, new mainboard, probably new memory... I feel like 2005 just came back.

Hello Barbie controversy re-ignited with insecurity claims

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Re: Imagination's gone then

The fun comes when the engine gets a little more advanced. Not turing-test-capable advanced, but enough that it becomes capable of answering queries. Barbie is going to need a knowledge base and turn Siri-for-children. There may also be issues where Barbie answers questions that the parents may not want answered, unless it evades all questions on matters remotely interesting.

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It's been hollywoodised.

These toys already featured in a 'CSI: Cyber' episode, just ramped up a little. In that episode story a hacker-and-burglar team worked together: A hacker would hack the doll and communicate with the child to learn the contents of the property and when the family would be away, and manipulate the child into unlocking a window. The burglar would then use the information and assistance to do his thing.

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Be fair to them: They didn't take a full stock of lifeboats because they believed that lifeboats would never be needed, instead designing a ship that was supposed to be unsinkable. A double-walled hull design was almost impervious to breaches, and even if a section did breach there was a system for sealing off entire sections - the ship could float even with multiple compartments flooded. Unsinkable wasn't just an idle boast - it was a design specification. It did take a lot of damage to sink, and that only because of a side-on collision with an iceburg, something that designers didn't anticipate because giant floating lumps of ice are usually easy to see ahead and avoid.

Russia's blanket phone spying busted Europe's human rights laws

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How will it be enforced?

I can see Russia complying with this at about the same time as the UK grants voting rights to prisoners - like the same court ordered us to do in 2004. They can address the ruling in exactly the same way we did: Utterly ignore it.

Networking ace reveals: Intel planned NVMe for XPoint

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Cool hardware, but...

Cloudification of storage.

Bad Intel! Bad!

IoT's sub-GHz 802.11ah Wi-Fi will be dead on arrival, warn analysts

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So?

This is a niche product. It's obviously not intended for home use. People with specialised needs will be willing to pay more, and there are plenty of niches for this sort of thing. Large commercial properties - inventory management computers and such. Temporary outdoor events like concerts and festivals that would be able to connect up all their gear with fewer access points.

Doctor Who: Even the TARDIS key can't unpick the chronolock in Face the Raven

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Re: Chronolock

The Doctor did seem quite shocked that someone had obtained a quantum shade, so it must be a very rare thing indeed.

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Re: Hang on...

Dr Who is the 'family' offering - it's made to appeal to all ages, even though this unavoidably means lessening the appeal for a more specific age.

There is the Torchwood spinoff for the adults, and the Sarah Jane Adventures spinoff for the kids.

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I like ravens.

Ravens are cool.

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Re: We will see her again

Even if 'the' Clara is dead, there are still echos of her scattered throughout his timeline. Past and future.

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Re: I doubt it

There are a couple of lines in Sarah Jane Adventures that hint at what some companions are up to.

I'd really like to see what happened to Ace - she was a very eighties character. As the final companion of the classic series she never had her story resolved. She was last seen walking off towards the next adventure with the doctor, and was not there when the series resumed. So what became of her?

I'd ideally like her to come back as a one-episode character (She's too eighties to work any longer than that), initially unidentified - she's older now, she's matured, no longer the punk we knew and not even recognizable. She may wear a suit and work in an office at a steady job, perhaps applying her talent for chemistry as a scientist, but there's still a bit of Ace beneath that - and when she uncovers a world-threatening conspiracy or an alien invasion, she knows it's time to call the number that the Doctor left her all those years ago - because there are days when the world needs a respectable scientist, and there are days when the world needs the Doctor, his trusted companion, and a flask of nitro-nine.

There was a final story planned for Ace, but the series was canceled before it could be made - the Doctor was to sponsor her enrollment at the Time Lord Academy, recognizing what he always saw in her. That she may look, dress, speak and act like a punk street kid, but the appearance is deceptive, and though she may lack the discipline to do well at school she still has the mind of a gifted intellectual. I guess the Time War pretty much kills off that possibility.

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Re: Noooo!

This computer simulation River has barely been used. There's a lot of wasted potential. Consider that this character is running on the highest-capacity storage system ever built, with a processor so powerful it occupies the interior of the entire library planet, and has nothing to do but sit around and read the entire collected knowledge of a highly advanced civilization. She's a singularity waiting to happen.

Right now? Brain the size of a planet and they send her to open a door.

Speaking in Tech: Anonymous’s ‘total war’ on ISIS – how effective can it be?

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That campaign actually worked fairly well. The church is still around, true - but their name is mud. They are a laughing-stock. It's so impaired their ability to recruit that they have had to refocus their expansion on less-developed and non-english-speaking countries where the campaign was not able to reach.

Western Digital begins navigating the non-volatile memory maze

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"consumer SAS SSDs"

Even gamers aren't that demanding.

Telegram messaging app blocks some 'public' ISIS-related channels

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I have a better proposal.

Don't disable the accounts. Just set them so anything they post can only be viewed by themselves so they don't realize they are shouting to no-one. And if you do disable them, set up a 48-hour IP blacklist too. Either way, it gets a bit harder for them to just set up new accounts right away.

ISIS operates a crypto help desk – report

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Re: I'm sure they also have garages..

But these hornets have built their nest alongside lots of nice friendly pollinating bees. You could just kill them all, yes - but not without the sort of collateral damage that makes Hitler look like an ok guy.

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Re: "university education"

I have my own hypothesis on this: Education and exposure to wider ideas makes it more difficult to reconcile the contradictions of moderate religion.

Moderate religion is full of self-contradictory elements. You need to believe that all followers of other religions are going to burn in hell forever, but also respect their freedom of religion - even allow them to raise children doomed to burn, when the compassionate thing would be to kidnap them for their own good. You need to believe in a paradise afterlife, but still value self-preservation. You need to believe you have a book with the words of the all-powerful creator, but only bother to skim through it once or twice a year. You've got to believe that this verse forbidding murder is a divine moral mandate of unquestionable authority, but this verse a little later in the book requiring stoning the gays is safe to ignore. You've got to tolerate the preachers of other religions, even when you know that they are dragging people down to hell with them.

There comes a point when it's too hard to reconcile what one believes they believe with how one acts - and at that point people are forced to either admit they were lying to themselves and abandon the religion altogether, or embrace it to the fullest possible extent become an extremist.

US Presidential race becomes Wi-Fi password snark battle

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Not impressed

This is barely news by the current crazy-standard of US politics. This is from a speech Trump just made:

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As the hunt for the perpetrators of the attacks in Paris continue, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said Monday that he is uniquely qualified to be commander-in-chief because he has an "instinct" for sensing threats.

"In my book I predicted terrorism. Because I can feel it," said Trump, speaking to thousands of supporters packed into Tennessee's Knoxville Convention Center. "I can feel it like I feel a good location .... Nobody knew this kind of terrorism before. But I felt it. And you have to have somebody that has an instinct to lead this country."

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They've got a presidential contender claiming he has the spidey-sense for terrorism - wifi snark is pretty petty beside that.

Decoding Microsoft: Cloud, Azure and dodging the PC death spiral

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Re: Some pretty funny stuff in here

Project Oxford is the AI research - machine learning work, demonstrated here doing some emotion recognition.

The plant is Florence.

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Re: What PC death spiral?

The PC remains a staple of work, and will be for the forseeable future, but even there sales are not what they were. There's little growth in the market - every company that could benefit from computerisation has already done so. Upgrades also are not what they were. There was a time not long ago when you could barely get a PC delivered before a new one came out with twice the memory and a much faster processor, and new software with ever-rising requirements made sure they sold. It was standard practice for companies to refresh their PCs every two years, three at most. Now? A five-year-old PC is perfectly sufficient. Refresh cycles are slower, and getting more so all the time. Software is also 'good enough' - just look how long it took to get rid of Windows XP.

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Re: All that forest ... gone!

I'm not so sure. The picture may look like wilderness, but there are practical concerns for datacenters that say you can't put them right in the middle of nowhere. They need transportation connection for the staff, and power connections. Multiple independent power connections, which means a long string of pylons isn't going to cut it. Turn the camera around a bit and you'd probably see a built-up city area not too far away. If it was really isolated it'd just cost far too much to bury power and fiber lines along multiple routes.

Prison telco recorded inmates' lawyer-client calls, hack reveals

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Re: Ridiculous

California uses prisoners to fight wildfires. They don't actually earn any significant amount of money for it, but they can get their sentence reduced, and if they die then no-one is going to care. They are only prisoners.