* Posts by Suricou Raven

1501 posts • joined 20 Jun 2007

UK Foreign Office offers Assange a doctor if he leaves Ecuador embassy

Suricou Raven

His paranoia is understandable. And justified.

He was involved in the release of highly sensitive information which reflected poorly on a superpower. A superpower which, in recent years, had shown itsself willing to resort to secret kidnappings and off-the-records prisons, and to detain people indefinitely without charge of trial. If I were in his place, I'd suspect the US was plotting to get hold of me too. He may well even be right.

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

(Doesn't make him less of a general arse, though.)

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UN's freedom of expression top dog slams European copyright plans

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Sort-of-works.

Going by hash doesn't. It's trivial to fool. Just change one character in some field of the metadata and you are through. You can solve this by using a perceptual hash, which looks for similarity, but that introduces a new problem of an impractically high false positive rate.

Let's say you have a ridiculously good filter with a false match rate of one in ten million. Unfortunately the copyright holders of the world have submitted more then ten million works for you to check, so just about everything now flags as infringing. This is the situation with youtube's content ID. Anyone who has uploaded more than a handful of videos can tell you the story of how something perfectly innocuous still set the filter off, and the pain of youtube's fully-automated appeals process.

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Smart bulbs turn dumb: Lights out for Philips as Hue API goes dark

Suricou Raven

You used to be able to do brightness control with a phase-chopper circuit, commonly known as a 'dimmer switch.'

Then CFLs and LEDs came along. LEDs are dimmable too, but they require a completely different type of brightness control circuit that isn't compatible.

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The bulb has only one channel of communication in the event of network failure by which it could show an error code. Blink codes. It'll be the old BIOS-beep thing all over again.

One short, two long, one short, pause... Ok, that means... incorrect supply voltage? Oh, no, that's the reference book for the Amazon brand, this is a Phillips brand. Which means the code means... it's not on the chart! Or is this chart for the first revision? No, they changed the codes on bulbs after 2021, so... got it. One short, two long, one short, pause means "Unspecified error." Screw that, I'm getting an old-fashioned manual bulb.

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Installation issues. Few potential customers are willing to work on their own house electrical system, and paying an electrician to come and install it is expensive and inconvenient - that would greatly reduce the appeal of the product. Changing a light bulb is something that anyone can do, and feel comfortable in their ability to do.

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Russia to Apple: Kill Telegram crypto-chat – or the App Store gets it

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I do not imagine Apple will take long.

Apple's purpose is commercial, not activist. They aren't going to throw away a market as large as Russia over this. They may drag their feet a while for the sake of PR - they don't want to be seen as rolling over for dictators too easily - but if it's a choice between blocking telegram or being unable to do business in Russia, it's no choice for them at all.

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International Maritime Organisation turns salty gaze on regulating robotic shipping

Suricou Raven

Re: Tortuga bound

A pirate doesn't need to control the ship, just stop it long enough for their looting team to take the cargo and run before authorities get their own ship in the area. I can see many ways to do that:

- Stop your boat just in front of the ship so the collision avoidance kicks in.

- Locate the emergency stop button.

- Apply sledgehammer to anything important-looking in the engine room.

- Apply regular hammer to just the right place in the engine room.

The latter two methods may require use of an angle grinder or cutting torch to gain access to something sufficiently critical. Engine ideally, but failing that any anxiliary system relating to engine electrical power, navigation, cooling, lubrication, etc.

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America's comms watchdog takes on the internet era's real criminals: Pirate pastors

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Playing with fire.

Christian leaders in the US have a serious persecution complex, and a willingness to sue. To them, any government action against them is serious oppression and must be fought. I would not be at all surprised if one of the churches takes the FCC to court, arguing that their first amendment rights of speech and religion are being violated. They'd lose, but it could be one of those cases that drags on for years. Especially as they could just point to any non-Christian pirate station and argue 'the FCC went after me, not them, so they must be targeting me for my religious content.'

Do not underestmate the fearsome power of the Christian legal groups.

There was a case finished in California just last week - a few Christian bible study groups had been taking over the communal area at a retirement community four times a week to hold hundred-person-plus bible study and praise sessions. When their regular crowds made it impossible for anyone else to use the area, the homeowners association ordered them to desist. Christians sued, claiming that this order violated state non-discrimination law. Not only did the churches get the legal right to take over the communal area for their groups, they also won damages from the homeowner's association for infliction of emotional distress.

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Blood spilled from another US high school shooting has yet to dry – and video games are already being blamed

Suricou Raven

Re: Early information

Look at it from the gun owner's perspective. Gun safes are great if you have a gun for sport or hunting, but a lot of people who buy guns value them a weapons for personal defence. A gun safe ruins that - if you anticipate having to fend off a home invasion, you won't have time for getting to the safe, fumbling with the lock in the dark, unpacking and carefully loading the ammunition. You want that gun ready and loaded in a place you can grab it, like a bedside drawer. Grab gun, flick safety, defend family.

Or, you know, you could just sneak out the back and call the police rather than declaring yourself judge, jury and executioner. But that doesn't satisfy people's craving for independence or their hero fantasy.

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UK age-checking smut overlord won't be able to handle the pressure – critics

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Re: OK, who's going to start the League of Digital Woodland Porn Fairies?

The new 'porn log' will be the secret facebook group that the popular kids share at school. Until the staff eventually overhear, anguish occurs, the group is closed down and a new one created.

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Especially for those who work in sensitive professions - child care, education, certain fields of medicine, politics. If it gets out that such people have looked at porn, it's a probable firing. A certain firing if it's even remotely kinky.

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Re: Progressive liberal politicians.

There are politicians both liberal and conservative who desire to ban pornography. Their policies are the same, though the reasoning behind them is very different.

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Re: OK, who's going to start the League of Digital Woodland Porn Fairies?

The technology has already been built - it's called a Piratebox.

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Texas residents start naming adopted drains

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Re: Scary...

I notice the site no longer displays the names of drains. Probably because the bad dragon issue.

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Re: Scary...

Quite a lot of them are named for bad-dragon.com. That is some impressive trolling work. Someone is messing with Texas. I'd have liked a little more creativity though - why not name some after fchan, or e621?

Realistically, though, I'd expect half these drains to end up named after either websites or local businesses looking for cheap promotion. And about one in ten of those will actually clear their drain up.

Because the scheme is stupid. It's a very transparent by the effort to 1. Reduce essential maintenance budgets, because taxation is for communists. 2. Foist the responsibility off onto volunteers who can then be blamed for any roads that become impassible due to blocked trains.

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Suricou Raven

Source Gate.

Hobo's Subway.

Temporary Flume.

Or, this being Texas,

The South will Rise A Drain!

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Rudd-y hell, dark web! Amber alert! UK Home Sec is on the war path for stealthy cyber-crims

Suricou Raven

They find £50m down the back of the sofa for 'cyber crime.' At £40,000 per officer per year, that could put another 145 full-time police officers on the job for the next decade. I think 145 officers doing some good old-fashioned policing investigating offline crimes may be more useful. Perhaps they could even start solving a few muggings and burglaries rather than just filling in their notebook and disappearing.

Too much police effort is being focused on the 'sexy' crimes that make headlines, rather than the far more common but dull ones.

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Brit Lords start peer-to-peer wrangling over regulating the internet

Suricou Raven

I actually like that aspect of the American system. They use a bicameral system too, but Senators serve six year terms rather than the two-year term of a house member. It means that while the House membership reacts quickly to the changing views of the electorate*, the senate is able to make decisions without having to constantly worry about the public reaction and the prospects of their next election - they can more easily oppose a popular but poorly-written bill without fear that they will be savaged in the media.

I also think the US political culture is horribly broken right now, but that's not because of the electoral processes of their legislature. That's one of the things they got somewhat right. It's inspired by the English parliament, but with a few improvements.

Bicameral legislatures seem a good idea, but the Lords is really anti-democratic - they do not represent the people, at all. They don't even pretend to. I can think of a few ways to do it better, mostly involving systems where candidates are appointed by the Commons but require a public vote to determine which candidate actually gets the position.

*In theory, anyway. In practice almost everyone votes for the -R or -D after the name, and doesn't care about the candidate, so reelection rates are very high.

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Who voted for them again? Oh, right....

I guess we are stuck with them because any reform of the House of Lords must itsself be approved by the Lords within. Not that the Commons are that much better with their susceptibility to the Mail-driven moral panics and demands that Something Must Be Done.

Still, not to worry too much. No matter what oppression they come up with, I am confident in the power of ten million technologically-inclined internet users to come up with a workaround.

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A smartphone recession is coming and animated poo emojis can't stop it

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Re: Manufacturers are spending more

3k MaH. Three thousand million amp-hours? I want one of those!

Ok, allow me to clarify how it works:

'bigger' unit multipliers get a capital. 'smaller' dividers get a lower case.

M = Mega = 1,000,000

K = Kilo = 1000

m = milli = 0.001.

The unit itsself is to be in lower case, except (for gramatical reasons) if the unit is named after a person. Yes, it's somewhat arbitary. The amp, or Ampere, is one of those. So it gets a capital. The hour is not, so it gets lower case. Ah. Or A h.

That makes the first number you used 3K mAh. Got it?

Now, you've also written K amd m together: Those cancel out. You've written 'three thousand one thousandths of an Ampere hour.' It's cumbersome. Don't do it.

That gets you down to 3Ah. There. Isn't that much clearer?

Also note that this doesn't actually measure the battery energy capacity. It measures the battery charge capacity, a measurement that is very convenient when calculating how long it takes to charge or discharge a battery.

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April Fool: FCC finally bothers with Puerto Rico as chairman visits

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Re: Unbelievable

What democracy? Puerto Rico is a territory, not a state. That means they get no vote in the presidential election, and no representative in congress. They are a political non-entity - that's why no-one in Washington gives a pig's ear about them. No votes to be won there.

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Senate mulls offensive AI, new training tools and now Chinese faceswaps Trump

Suricou Raven

Students, mostly. Robots are stock practice material in any 3D modeling course - much easier and more interesting than realistic humans. I modeled a few myself, years ago, back when I was in to that sort of thing.

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Tor pedo's torpedo torpedoed: FBI spyware crossed the line but was in good faith, say judges

Suricou Raven

Re: Then what is the point of Tor?

Plenty other ways. Barely even exploits - just software doing what it does. Windows media files, for example, support a form of DRM which causes WMP to connect to a remote server at an address which is specified by the file in order to check if it is licensed to play. Easy enough to make a WMV file with a tempting name that uses this function to call back to a law enforcement server.

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Suricou Raven

Re: Then what is the point of Tor?

Tor is very hard to trace, near-impossible. But at the client end of Tor a webbrowser is usually running - these are not designed for highly anonymous activity, and can be manipulated into leaking traceable information like a sieve.

If I were up to something super-illegal like trading child abuse images, I'd do it from a separate VM which served no other purpose, and which was on its own subnet, behind a filewall that allowed it to communicate solely with my Tor node and nothing else. I'd use a clock setting and keyboard layout from another country, and never, ever type anything in to that VM which could be related to me. Setting up a system like this takes a bit of knowledge though - it's easy for most Reg readers, but not for your typical computer user, who will just download the Tor browser bundle.

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Perusing pr0nz at work? Here's a protip: Save it in a file marked 'private'

Suricou Raven

Re: Perusing pr0nz ?

Some of us have given up on the sex and relationships thing. It's time-consuming, expensive and drama-prone. Takes away precious time that could otherwise be used for more interesting hobbies. Give me my smut to satisfy the instincts, and let me get back to assembling things from kits and playing computer games, for I do not feel my status as an adult is tied to how often I get laid.

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South China waters are red, Brit warships are blue, HMS Sutherland's sailing there

Suricou Raven

Attacking a warship in international waters run by a NATO member is a de facto declaration of war, with a very real risk of escalating into the 'nukes fall everyone dies' variety of war. The very best China could hope for would be crippling economic sanctions from half the world. China's government may be oppressive, but they aren't stupid.

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Boffins upload worm's brain into a computer, teach it tricks

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Good start.

Now map a leech - 10,000 neurons.

The mapping is a lot harder than the simulation. The c.elegans scan isn't taken from an individual - the species is unusual in having the position and connection of every neuron statically defined genetically, so they are all the same. It took a great many delicate dissections, each one uncovering a little more, to create a composite map.

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Are you taking the peacock? United Airlines deny flight to 'emotional support' bird

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narcissistic self-promoters have been around since long before the internet. It just gives them a bigger audience.

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Peacocks explained.

https://ipfs.io/ipfs/QmcFVJjeLyxQfFBuos3ZZeBs5d6jfquDB7rRyZ52uWxRUD/7/06/peacock.jpg

Yep, that's pretty much all there is to them. They don't do emotional bonding. You might get loyalty from one if you get it to recognise you as a food source.

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Pope wants journalism like the Catholic church wants child sex abuse probes: Slow, aimless...

Suricou Raven

Re: FTFY

You don't need to drag up ancient history to criticise the Roman Catholic Church. Their continued opposition to contraception is killing people today.

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Butcher breaks out of own freezer using black pudding

Suricou Raven

This is a serious problem.

The emergency release button, inside of a freezer, is disabled by prolonged exposure to freezing temperatures?

That's the type of life-threatening design flaw which should have the manufacturer fitting replacement buttons to every freezer in the field, at their own expense, before the freezer owners start a class action suit.

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Watt? You thought the wireless charging war was over? It ain't even begun

Suricou Raven

Re: Surely unidirectional wireless is an incredibly inefficient approach to transmitting energy?

The magic of resonance. The thing that lets Qi work.

In theory you can scale it up in range and power. Hams do it all the time with some of their more exotic antennas, where the transmitting element is not directly connected to the feed line. In practice any ham going above QRP levels recognises the importance of not standing near such a thing when in operation. At best your body de-tunes it. At worst every metal object in the area starts trying to kill you. Impedence matching has this way of turning a a nice save 20V input into a few hundred volts at the business end.

Engineers have been trying to get wireless power transmission to work in a practical way since Tesla, but the laws of physics are unforgiving.

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UK.gov admits porn age checks could harm small ISPs and encourage risky online behaviour

Suricou Raven

Impero. Program that lets us get up a thumbnail view of very student logged on. We can't watch all the time, but they never know when we might be watching. We also have a review system where any teacher can email us about legitimate sites they want to be given exceptions. This means that if they do find a new unblocked site that our filter provider has yet to classify, we swiftly notice it. And kill it.

Pornography is actually a very rare problem for us. It comes up sometimes, but few students seek it out while in school - probably because they don't have the privacy. They do love flash games though, and general time-wasting meme sites and image board, and movie streaming sites of dubious legality.

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Not at my school. I run the filters, and the greatest pleasure in the job is making sure the inmates are every bit as miserable as I am to be there.

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Captain Morgan told off for Snapchat lens: That grog be aimed at kiddies

Suricou Raven

it's not lens. It's Lens(tm).

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Nvidia: Using cheap GeForce, Titan GPUs in servers? Haha, nope!

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Do they define datacenter?

That's not a data center, we just use really big desktops. 42U high. Even had to find a big cupboard to store them in.

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Brit film board proposed as overlord of online pr0nz age checks

Suricou Raven

Re: Welcome to the nanny state

There are ways easier than the VPN. There already exists an infrastructure for the covert location and distribution of illegal data - the world of piracy. Plenty of porn there.

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Re: If I knew what the problem was, maybe I'd have a solution

There's a lack of really good science relating to the effects of pornography. It's not for a lack of trying - but once you throw out the studies actually carried out by anti-pornography groups, you find what what's left is contradictory and of dubious methodology. The problem is that you'll never get ethical approval for a controlled study*, and correlative ones alone tell you absolutely nothing when there are so many other variables which cannot be properly compensated for.

* Just ask your ethics board: "I'd like to show porngraphy to to two hundred children twice a week for five years, and see if they grow up any different from the control group."

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Big Cable's pillow talk with FCC to forbid US states from writing own net neutrality rules

Suricou Raven

Re: Ah, good old fashioned hypocrisy

Of course Republicans believe in states' rights. Except in cases of obscenity, broadcast indecency, abortion, environmental protection, and a few hundred other things. They used to believe that defining marriage was a federal issue when Bush was pushing for a no-gays constitutional amendment, but now the supreme court has decided that the 'equal protection' thing in the constitution applies they have decided it's actually a state thing after all.

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It's more a matter of 'choose your tyrant.' Would you rather government-managed regulation, with all the risk of over-regulation that comes with it, or would you rather corporate control eager to squeeze every penny from customers while denying access to competing companies? Neither is really ideal, but at least the government has some level of accountability.

A market of healthy competition would be best of all, but as broadband service is both a natural monopoly and in many counties a state-granted franchise monopoly, that isn't going to happen.

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Then there were four: Another draft US law on 'foreign' (aka domestic) mass spying emerges

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Why

Whatever the law says, the NSA and FBI will just 'reinterpret' it again.

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UK Home Sec thinks a Minority Report-style AI will prevent people posting bad things

Suricou Raven

Re: Count me unimpressed

Amazon, for some odd reason, keeps suggesting condoms to me on their discount deals. All manner of condoms. Colored condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms.

I'm a thirty-two-year-old single virgin. If my parent's house had a basement, I'd dwell there. Amazon really does not know me.

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Facebook's send-us-your-nudes service is coming to UK, America

Suricou Raven

Re: Why...

It would pose difficulties if they wished to switch to a better hashing algorithm later on. Also, a perceptual hash would lead to a *huge* number of false positives on its own - they probably want the full image on file for verification.

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Your future data-centre: servers immersed in box full of oil, in a field

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Unfortunately the solution as-is doesn't help with that, because it still depends on air to move the heat from the liquid cooling enclosure and out of the room. Perhaps if it included a water-cooled heat exchanger. Easy enough to imagine a situation where, rather than huge air systems, each enclosure has two hoses connected to a ceiling manifold.

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Much testing needed.

Hydrocarbons eat plastics. Silicone oils still damage plastics, just much more slowly. Flurocarbons... are actually very safe for electronics, but are also crazy-expensive. Regardless, the only way to be sure electronics are going to endure for years of service is to run them through years of service.

I can see possible niches for applications where space is tight and air quality is appalling, like industrial or military use. No need to worry about dust build-up.

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SSL spy boxes on your network getting you down? But wait, here's an IETF draft to fix that

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Obvious problem here.

Much as the middlebox interception annoys me, it's usually there for solid legal reasons. So any means which allows for data to be snuck through the box without interception will quickly lead to a requirement to intercept it, which will inevitably break services, which puts us right back to the beginning.

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Paradise Papers were not an inside job, says leaky offshore law firm

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Re: Welcome to the new order

Don't be so sure. Trump is scandal proof - he shrugs off things which could kill the career of anyone else. That means he is potentially a powerful tool for pushing the party agenda through an uncooperative congress - and he is largely loyal to the party agenda, if only out of convenience.

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Osama Bin Laden had copy of Resident Evil, smut, in compound

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Not sure I'd believe this.

I'm not buying into any of the fake-death conspiracy theories, but consider a much smaller, simpler one: The US government wants to undermine enemy morale, and what better way to do that than to tarnish the image of an enemy leader? All they need to do is add a few more files in and Osama goes from ultra-devout servant of Allah to a hypocrite who condemns western culture in public then enjoys American games, movies and porn in private.

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Is the FCC purposefully screwing up US school broadband projects?

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Was it that much different last administration?

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Oracle ZFS man calls for Big Red to let filesystem upstream into Linux

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How about fixing btrfs?

How long have we been waiting for them to fix the dangerously unreliable RAID5-a-like mode now?

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