Gotta give it a better name
I vote for "Lumpy".
977 posts • joined 11 Feb 2012
I vote for "Lumpy".
...and crapped it out.
Nitrous oxide delivers more oxygen to the engine so more fuel needs to be delivered to take full advantage of the extra oxygen. And, yes, improperly done this is an expensive, esoteric way to blow your engine up.
"That begs the question... what does the rest of the American side of your family think about guns?"
Well, after you've shot the neighbor's cats you really don't need the guns....
"The Linux desktop is struggling at the moment, thanks to KDE4, Gnome3, the "Unity crack pipe" etc."
Got four words for that: Ex Eff See EEEE.....
"Could someone please speak to the many website developers who consider accents in names illegal?"
In the US it is illegal as any non-standard name must belong to a Terrorist.
I do NOT want to know what gets shaved next....
...would surely recite the World's Dirtiest Limerick when confronted by the pen shortage - the one thats so dirty that the words "blankety blank" have to be substituted for the most offensive bits and the reader has to fill in the (blankety) blanks.
Blankety blankety blank
Blankety blankety blank
Blankety river of shit
With the right f***ing drugs you'll hallucinate the f***ing snakes
Gives new meaning to "back bacon".....
"The only winning move is.... not to play"
Just like Gay Chicken
More like a monkey flinging crap
I'm Old Skool, could you fax mine?
"who runs the USA"
Rupert Murdoch, of course
Liar! Everyone knows that trilobyte size disks have been obsolete for 250 million years
more like "dork matter"....
Good for anyone desperately wanting to be nicknamed "Twitchy".
"I have never seen any paedophile, extremist or terrorist activity on the internet"
You're not squinting hard enough...
With a name like "Stubiliser" I was looking forward to an article about the intersection of digital photography and shaving...
There is nothing wrong with being or having a monopoly. The problem comes when that monopoly position is abused.
More like the captain shouldn't have gone somewhere....
No, bacon is Meat Candy!
Yeah, a urinal cake could beat that thing...
"they haven't noticeably laid waste to half a dozen countries or nerfed the global economy in recent times."
Thats what the Norks want you to think. Obama (like Dubya before him) is Kim Jong Un's sock puppet.
"Where's the control group study?"
Sitting at home eating cookie dough ice cream and watching romcoms
"> Surface is an awesome product.
No it isn't; they can't give them away."
Thats what makes it awesome
"It will be interesting to see what happens to XBox under Elop."
He'll light that platform on fire too...
It looks like you're trying to rip the in-car infotainment system out with your bare hands. Would you like help?
"nobody really believes they do anything any more that we believe Lucky Charms are lucky or Red Bull gives you wings."
"Do they really think that they will be able to control the unrest in Brazil with a few robots?"
They can if the robots are...
For real misery, they'd have to give him Amy's First Primer....
That's Froderick Frahnkenshpood...
game changer = We moved the goalposts. Again.
exceeds/exceeded expectations = At least we didn't crap in your toaster.
"But the day the BBC starts accepting advertising is the day I sell the telly."
Good move, 60 years of TV advertising is what got us The People of Walmart on the left side of the Atlantic.
Not going to post the URL for the People of Walmart website as it ain't pretty.
" continues to rear its ugly face"
Wrongo. You're facing its ugly rear....
"Whereas smashing your head into the steering column under massive deceleration is positively healthy?"
You could try wearing a seatbelt.
There better not be any bars in prisons! Convicted criminals should not be able to drown their sorrows with alcohol.
Mine's the one with the sterno in the pocket
"Isn't "dark" the usual, cosmological, prefix for tagging a phenomenon that the boffins think should exist, but can't quite find?"
Like dark humor?
"He walked off grumbling, swearing, and complaining"
That deserves a few beers. Unfortunately, I can buy only one on this forum....
More like the "We Don't Do Jack Shit Centre"
"If it was full time instead of a part time role it would be nothing short of puurrrrrfect."
It is puurrrrrfect. Puurrrrrfect for Julie Newmar, that is...
They have prior experience. Remember when OS/2 would "obliterate your software"?
BeOS is best!
"But what would you call such a rig?"
The 3 headed giant...
Silly AC, the whole point of lightning is that it can't be contained by a connector...
Surely that would be Suck-urity
Bender sez "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
"decrease the effects of back-end loading of customers"
Maybe they shouldn't make their customers take it in the @ss...
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