Posts by Euripides Pants

Re: Lame! Yahoo! Headlines!

Just! pretend! William! Shatner! is! reading! the! headline!

Re: the difference between a liberal and a conservative

5 letters and one syllable

Re: the last "Wave" will be the Matrix

"Will be"?

Someone hasn't taken the red pill....

Re: Re:proverbial brown stuff off a shovel

taxman knows his sh!t

Re: And how many people will use that?

Then Microsoft really should not do this. Next thing ya know Microsft will put out a Klingon language version of Windows which will undoubtedly cause an interplanetary war.

Re: So the solution...

"Um, Docx (and the other modern Office files) are ISO standards."

You mean the ISO standards that even Microsoft doesn't implement properly?

Re: Please stop

How about plain, old Pirate?

Re: @tjbee

"If the patented features are so trivial why does Samsung feel it necessary to infringe on them?"

If the patented features are so trivial why does Apple feel it necessary to go all sue-happy?

There, FTFY...

Re: Bob moment.

Well thank you very much.

It took *years* of therapy to wipe that from my mind and you undid all that progress in seconds.

Re: Anyone else underwhelmed by the video?

"Conquering robot armies aren't built in a day you know!"

Apparently they cannot even get down the alley in a day too!

Re: "dogs shouldn't be hanging round the counter of a food shop anyway."

Have an upvote, my brain farts too.

Re: Or

"I've no idea how big a US one cent coin is."

Its a little bigger than a dime.....

Re: Gurrr

Don't forget such perversions as "using the new experience".

Re: Like antone cares

That ain't hair, its an alien symbiote.

Re: What happens when a pigeon flies through the beam of a 10kW laser?

The pigeon is toast.

Re: meh....

"are people really going to walk around with a computer in their pocket, a computer on their wrist and a computer on their face?"

Yes, thats Progress...

In the olden days REAL multitasking was 3 PCs and a chair with wheels, in the future we won't need the wheely chair.

Re: We still need more kidneys!

Well, you can't have mine! I'm not done with it yet.

Re: 15KWh?

"Thinking of the mess these things would make if there was an accident (if, say, used in a vehicle)."

Cars have had flywheels inside them for about a century now...

Re: am I the only one

The Queen

And when I say "the Queen", what I mean is Elton John...

Re: "It's just a proposal to generate $1B in funding."

If the funding falls through and they have to renegotiate, the renegotiated funding would be known as FDR's New Deal...

Re: Technology and Faith

"If God really existed there would be no need for religion."

If people didn't exist there would be no need for religion. There, FTFY...